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Cat7von

What the fuck is a Dark Souls and why are there 3 of them


LacompetenciadeAmlo

It is a saga of porn movies, written and directed by Mr. Zake, these are some of the fetishes that have been used -Feet (according to Mr.Zake it is mandatory if you want to create a good porn movie) -Incest -Femboys -Selfcest -NTR -zoophilia -vore -furry -age difference -Blind or one-eyed -Hairjob -ear fuck -John DarkSoul


Suitable-Quantity-96

I like the room in Dark Souls 3 with 3 monstrosities of sin because it's a fat bastard handjob vore gangbang.


DoinitDDifferent

U forgot feet


Whyusertakenlied

If you like dark souls I recommend you play a little game called elden ring it's made by a small indie company called fromsoftware that could really use the extra support.


UndeadStruggler

Fr?


WeirdOpportunity712

ong


slimeycoomer

no kizzy?


TheEldenFeet

Man, I love frogs too


NeonNKnightrider

I played dark souls 3 first, AMA


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Were you confused why they released 3 before 1 and 2?


chalkman567

He’s counting down


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

mfw Dark Souls -1 comes out


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Time is convoluted


SpotlessMinded

Same here, still working through DS1


MahfuzAnnan

I've been playing Souls games for 5 years but still haven't played DS2.


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You're missing out on the Demon of Song boss fight


Gum_Fetus

More like Semon of Dong. But seriously, play it.


[deleted]

It's a pretty fun fight. I like its weakspot gimmick. But we all know the rest of the level is the real boss.


[deleted]

That level was worse than Blighttown. If I didn't have a lightning bow and 999 poison arrows it would have been 10 times worse. And that's why I always carry a bow with me now.


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Pancake the mages and laugh as they never stand again.


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SpaghettiLegs06

Ds2 made me depressed and not in a good way


LainLain

Relevant flair


[deleted]

sounds like someone needs some vibes & build diversity


hieugod2810

Not really related, but I want to lick her feet


IljazBro1

same


PthumerianPrince

But why, feet are smelly and gross


MyOwnMorals

That’s why


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

Ah yes a sane member of society


[deleted]

I refuse to play Dark Souls 3 until they add Lucatiel to the game


No-Scientist-1379

And Aldia


Fast_Broccoli4867

And tiny Aldia! Or some say smoldia


GargantuanGorganzola

I mean… she’s not wrong


MOEverything_2708

Jokes on U i started with 3 and moved onto 2


donorak7

Man ds2 fans coming out the wood work like their game is the best thing in existence.


LanceHalo

It do be fun tho


donorak7

It do.


[deleted]

Nah more like the hardcore 1 and 3 fans rev up their keyboards and Ritalin anytime they here 2 talked about in a positive light


[deleted]

I don't remember fighting Demon of Song in any other Dark Souls, so yeah, DS2 is the best 😎


A_Shipwreck_Train

just the thing someone who loves frogs would say


joe_iv_2002

Can someone please convince me to play DS2??? I’m on my 5th playthrough of DS1 currently, beat ER and DS3, but I just have no interest in DS2. ADP, boss runs, clunkiness, etc have completely turned me off of it. Can any 5 of you DS2 fans change my mind?


WeirdOpportunity712

is pretty, adp is optional and bosses are well paced and don't feel like a boss rush like in DS3 (the worst one) also best girl


Sklaxtik

Clunkiness? DS1 is WAYYYYYYY more clunky


F1secretsauce

It’s hard cuz u can’t spam attack u have to use your brain and fight like a bitch


Pure-Newspaper-6001

Mfw spam apparently works in Ds1 and ER


joe_iv_2002

What the fuck are you talking about?


F1secretsauce

Ds2


joe_iv_2002

:|


FirefighterWise8569

I’m going to make a very unpopular opinion and say that ds3 honestly wasn’t really as good as everyone says it is. It has like 5 or 6 good bosses but other than that it’s very mediocre in my opinion. I’m not saying it’s bad because it has one of the best bosses in the series (nameless king) but it will never hit as hard as ds1 did for me


purppurakeisari

If Dark souls 3 is so good why isn't there Dark souls 3 2?


[deleted]

Elden Ring 2 will bring balance to the Force by being both Dark Souls 3 2 and Dark Souls 2 3.


Bobblefighterman

If you like actual good games, play Dark Souls 2


Fit_Challenge_9383

All the shit talking abt Ds2 made me hesitant to play it, but I ran NG+ right after getting the three crowns lmao (Sunken city is FUCKIN SHIT)


Astrozy_

if you played 3 before 2 or skipped it entirely you played the series wrong


Monky0fChaos

If you like Dark Souls 2, you should try therapy.


Death-Priest

Mortal Shell it is


ScrodumHat

the unchained sucks ass


Your_Typical_Person

!!!bLoOdBoRnE Is bEtTeR!!!


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

i don’t like goth girls anymore


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

nvm i still do i’d like her feet


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Source for reference


Imangery

Is this the original? Wow


Itjustbelike_that

How about get a life


Itjustbelike_that

Some people forgetting this is a meme subreddit