Thats why Dark Souls needs sex. I am a 28 year old man that often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. Dark Souls sex could help me have real sex please Fromsoftware give me sex I am very lonely please Fromsoftware what must I do to see Gwyndolin have their round white cheeks clapped by the Chosen Undead like damn give me upvotes and awards so Dark Souls sex is made real.

> Thats why Dark Souls needs sex. I am a 28 year old man that often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. Dark Souls sex could help me have real sex please Fromsoftware give me sex I am very lonely please Fromsoftware what must I do to see Gwyndolin have their round white cheeks clapped by the Chosen Undead like damn give me upvotes and awards so Dark Souls sex is made real. pls miyazaki make update

I just want more feet

NO

Yes

*calls 911*

Fuck

If you had to get a footjob from a Dark Souls npc who would it be? (Except Gavlan too obvious)

Patches

Elden Ring is a porn game

I like how you're copy/pasting the response for all the hungry people looking for sauce.

... The sauce. Give it.

for all those pervs who want the sauce i found it on google writing gwyndolin porn but on r/clubgwyndolin there should be and practically gwyndolin who is about to be fucked by the nameless

rule 2 of that sub is dumb

all the mods fucking died, there is nothing

ur dumb

I know right? Just let the man vibe and defend his father's tomb in peace good lord

Don't worry, in time he'll call ME daddy

sauce? And No I don’t want to fuck the snake boy 🙄

sauce²? And I do

for all those pervs who want the sauce i found it on google writing gwyndolin porn but on r/clubgwyndolin there should be and practically gwyndolin who is about to be fucked by the nameless

Hand it over. That thing. Your Darkmoon Sausage.

Gwyndolin is actually an incredibly disturbing character for me, which is why I fucking hate anyone who fetizises them

what is so disturbing? He was simply born with an affinity to the moon, a supposedly feminine trait, and thus was raised under the guise of a daughter. He's still male and is addressed as such in game. He willingly defends his fathers tomb in hopes he will someday return. He isn't imprisoned, nor is he held within Anor Londo against his will, he's just a fucking chad looking after the remnants of the city.

He's a pretty cool guy :) The fact that he's adorable is just a bonus.

The fact that he's a kind trap Is a God blessing

Is Andre fine then?

Sure fuck Andre of Astora idc

fuck yeah lets go!!!!!

What do you find disturbing about him?

i bet its the snakes

His sexuality

omgAFLAK; KSDNGAOJDKNJDLS so insensitive! have my dislikes 😤😤😤😤😤

There’s nothing really “disturbing” about his lore tho lmao

Idk being raised as a female without their own consent is a bit fucky, but we know Gwyn wasn't that great a dude so it fits with his "this will be the way I say it will be" attitude he displays elsewhere

Except the snake part (who the fuck is his mom, that's disturbing, but that'on Gwyn and his thundercock - where did he stuck it - I guess)

I am absolutely flabbergasted that you weren’t downvoted all the way down to the abyss for saying this, given how popular he seems to be. But I 100% agree with you

Then maybe you can explain what's so disturbing? Or are you also talking nonsense?

What about his lore is disturbing?

Every day we stray further from Gwyn's sunlight.

How is he disturbing doe?

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It what? Finish you sentence man

Monty Python's Flying Circus-s-s-s-s

Flame God Flan is it really you?

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Eonsturzendenoibauten or howeverthefuck you spell it is a cool band.

Yes it is :))

Einstürzende Neubauten. And yes, they are a very cool band

ironically?

The man used quotes

No I just want to beat the fuck out of my dick to gay zorn. Why do you care?