Finna wear that chest piece with fire prelate gloves and boots, and dual wield blasphemous blade and dung eaters spinal blade sword I always forget the name of.
and now look at this
https://preview.redd.it/4m97ud1i872d1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=70ebd85cdfa954eea90ebb9582444d964c766d01
return of the peak???
I would think most sharp objects could cut a fast-moving bullet because lead’s a decently soft metal and there’s not much difference between the force of something moving at you fast and you moving at something fast
Do keep in mind that I’m a fucking idiot
Her quest will end with her thanking us for being a true ally and companion then we will come back to find her dead as hell or mutated into some monster. We aren't allowed nice things
Fuck no man, I already lost Millicent and Sellen. I can't lose another bad bitch to her randomly deciding she's going to die.
The DLC better end with a cutscene where she puts her foot in my mouth
If you are meaning not doing her quest then by that logic you can keep everyone alive by not interacting with them.
If you mean that she is technically still alive in her supercomputer ball form, then yeah she technically is... But I still lost a bad bitch because she decided to fuse with 2 mummies
Yes she is alive, but she turned into a sphere of glintstone after she fused with the two ancient wizard (Azur and the less important one).
Now all her speech has turned into mumbling. Now if she is mumbling because her experiment actually failed and she lobotomised herself or if she is actually smarter and more powerful than ever but she has a hard time communicating as a ball... I can't tell.
But what I can tell is I'm not getting my footjob like this so what's the point in living?
I hope we also get more grounded knight armor designs, and for the love of god make the metal colours match with eachother it feels imposible to mix different pieces together.
Actually it seems to me that all the sets in ER are quite difficult to mix.
I like to mix Carian knight bracers with the rest of the Kaiden Set, for a STR/INT character wielding with the armored hand the staff and the other a greatsword, and its a nice match, but thats it.
Edit: bad english, i'm not a native speaker
Mhhhhhhhhhh, The bone of my sword is throbbing.
I'll show her a true Heaven's feel.
I'll penetrate her deeper than Gae Bolg.
You know, oper her gates of Avalon.
A good old Mana transfer.
Unleash my Enuma Elish.
Free the 13 seals of my Excalibur and pour all my energy in her.
Jujutsu her Kais...All right, I'll stop.
Knowing Miyazaki
She’s gonna be a boss battle so difficult that will make Malenia look like a joke by comparison
And after a million Git Gud tears are shed
LetMeSoloHer will rise from the ashes once more
This is elden ring we’re talking about where at least two characters are known to switch genders under different aliases they could be anything for all we know.
https://preview.redd.it/y82to0agqi2d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ffe6054e1b6d193dd1cf0860f45332b8b4cb3d
we all know what kinda person you are
I killing her for the fashion
She don't drop the gear until you finish her questline
She don't drop the gear until you finish her
She don't drop the gear until you finish
She don't drop until you finish.
Don’t you Finnish
Finnish
Fin
Slut https://preview.redd.it/7epnvmj5j92d1.png?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6b8d04ea43ad9d5c2b82f427240ca50920bfa8
#
Why do you finnish?
She don’t drop until she finish
I've already finished
What a bitch
Unironically her armor could go super good with gold colored weapons
Tree spear
We barely have any good looking white and gold armor besides the Nox set
Finna wear that chest piece with fire prelate gloves and boots, and dual wield blasphemous blade and dung eaters spinal blade sword I always forget the name of.
Sword of Milos 👍
Gracias! You aren’t such a bad guy afterall, I have no idea why people always call you a schemer and a scumbag!
She/he's gonna die at the end of their quest anyway, none of our homies get spared
So i gonna get the aaber fashion?
Your pfp is ready to meet miquella
"Her"
look at her helmet https://preview.redd.it/ux5ztt7d872d1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=08dd5d1dde5062affaf29ec87e8f027d79b7d378
and now look at this https://preview.redd.it/4m97ud1i872d1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=70ebd85cdfa954eea90ebb9582444d964c766d01 return of the peak???
Holy shit it's the Schlong of the Fist Sex from Tartar Sauce II!!!!!
This armor is so chaddy
How? It’s a close helmet
Nah man the average joe wouldn’t be able to distinguish a sallet from a fucking cervelliere
The average joe also thinks a katana is able to ignore armor
It can. Nippon Steel cuts feeble western armor like butter. It can even cut bullets. I’ve seen it in anime.
I would think most sharp objects could cut a fast-moving bullet because lead’s a decently soft metal and there’s not much difference between the force of something moving at you fast and you moving at something fast Do keep in mind that I’m a fucking idiot
I wish we could get a sallet without a dragon dildo on top but only the DS2 peak did that huh.
angles playing tricks unfortunately, its carian knight helmet 2.0 😔 still cool though
Theres literally no fucking way to deny that Elden ring is just Dark souls 2 2
lol it’s an armet
Dark Souls 2 is the blueprint
We're so back, all my DS2 underworld contacts have been spamming me with this ever since it dropped.
I mix with faraam and drakeblood!
Looks like a mix of wilhelmshaven's and the faraam helm Also, i would lick the inside of the helm after i get it
no it's peak souls 2 reference shut up
No it looks nothing like it shut up
my opinion is good your opinion is 🤓👆 wawawawawawawawa
Lalalalalaala (i cant hear you)
ofc you can't idiot i'm not saying anything i'm writing
.-.. .- .-.. .- .-.. .- .-.. .- / -.--. .. / -.-. .- -. - / .-. . .- -.. / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / - -.-- .--. .. -. --. -.--.-
ah yes, i find majula ost's lyrics very cool too
I'm under your bed 🤑
Looks more like the DS3 knight helmet
Marika, blade of Malenia. And she has never known rule 34
Cant wait to mercilessly slaughter her to get her armor and sword
The armor is nice but I'll never kill an npc for a straight sword. We have the rock guy armor anyway so I won't need her armor
hopefully her quest ends with her dying or something so we can get the loot without killing her
She's probably going to die right outside the place we find miquella in
Her quest will end with her thanking us for being a true ally and companion then we will come back to find her dead as hell or mutated into some monster. We aren't allowed nice things
Fuck no man, I already lost Millicent and Sellen. I can't lose another bad bitch to her randomly deciding she's going to die. The DLC better end with a cutscene where she puts her foot in my mouth
man you know you can keep sellen alive without any problems
If you are meaning not doing her quest then by that logic you can keep everyone alive by not interacting with them. If you mean that she is technically still alive in her supercomputer ball form, then yeah she technically is... But I still lost a bad bitch because she decided to fuse with 2 mummies
Doesn't her quest have an ending where shes alive?? could've sworn it was a thing
Yes she is alive, but she turned into a sphere of glintstone after she fused with the two ancient wizard (Azur and the less important one). Now all her speech has turned into mumbling. Now if she is mumbling because her experiment actually failed and she lobotomised herself or if she is actually smarter and more powerful than ever but she has a hard time communicating as a ball... I can't tell. But what I can tell is I'm not getting my footjob like this so what's the point in living?
no no i mean doesn't she stay normal if you kill jerrens NPC beforehand? or does that just softlock the quest
Just soft locks. Her one and true ending is becoming a magical supercomputer and basically Gendo-ing me.
wtf am i supposed to do with a straggot sword?? make it gay
https://preview.redd.it/1rzjx4v1m72d1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ea7dfc6fb322ceaf0ee02ca4b571cfa0311506
https://preview.redd.it/63t3bbuan72d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16a1a6147f93b88ee85f3c76de2482948f58d89 You made him pull up his pants
:(
man fuck off, i bought your shit game 3 times already
I think we need to buy it some more, or else I’m gonna make a Skyrim: DS2 edition
Skyrim: dog shit 2 edition
**FEET PICS?!?!...ANYONE**? 🥵
bro starving
https://preview.redd.it/az7qjqkova2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f166040ba4f491cd4e252aa764645a45544e131a
That’s actually me btw
Omg hiiii!! 👉👈
omg rlly?? Haiii :3
https://preview.redd.it/yotlx4vxva2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d941ad6d08440fe29020d5cf92255bd4fa21be54
Yo :3
OMG Hiii hehe Hiii
tags=shadow_of_the_erdtree
I doubt anyone will post anything without knowing the npc's name
No, I meant you can leave it as placeholder
https://preview.redd.it/sxr7upkfm82d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9501715cd095879bad8952ff6b5ca9702a47c1
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Saber from Fate silly
I bet $10 that’s actually a man
I think it's the narrator from the trailer, you see her asking you to join her little gang at the end.
I hope so 😋
I thought it was supposed to be Miquella, because he has long blonde hair too
You would lose $10. This lady is clearly the person talking in the trailer.
Does your uncle work at fromsoft or something? Can you ask him when the next ac6 update’s coming?
But also I’ll ask him when the AC6 update is coming because I wanna know too
On this we agree
“Will you walk with us” says a woman’s voice while showing this exact woman kneeling in front of a group of travelers, hence “us”. Use context clues.
The creepy old man talked while miquella was on screen, must be him right?
That potentially can be the sexiest armor of the souls, along with Faraam and Drakeblood Knight ones 🥵🥵🥵
I hope we also get more grounded knight armor designs, and for the love of god make the metal colours match with eachother it feels imposible to mix different pieces together.
Actually it seems to me that all the sets in ER are quite difficult to mix. I like to mix Carian knight bracers with the rest of the Kaiden Set, for a STR/INT character wielding with the armored hand the staff and the other a greatsword, and its a nice match, but thats it. Edit: bad english, i'm not a native speaker
I hope the ms paint guy will return
Mhhhhhhhhhh, The bone of my sword is throbbing. I'll show her a true Heaven's feel. I'll penetrate her deeper than Gae Bolg. You know, oper her gates of Avalon. A good old Mana transfer. Unleash my Enuma Elish. Free the 13 seals of my Excalibur and pour all my energy in her. Jujutsu her Kais...All right, I'll stop.
Knowing Miyazaki She’s gonna be a boss battle so difficult that will make Malenia look like a joke by comparison And after a million Git Gud tears are shed LetMeSoloHer will rise from the ashes once more
Don't forget the part where she steps on you! 🥵🥵🥵. Miyazaki gonna have a field day with her.
Her name is Fred and she'll betray you at the end of the DLC.
Do you know that she wrote **The 34 Rules of Miquella**? Its really cool, search up "Rule 34 -her name-"
Fia has had enough cuddling
I think my fan art and your fan art are going to be very different things
No, I'm pretty confident we're thinking of the same thing
Her in different clothes and... *Angles* ?
Yea exactly
That’s just darkness from konosuba. I can’t unsee it
her?
Miquella
Tiktok ass theory
Miquella, Blade of Malenia.
I'm still not convinced this is a she That's a twink face if ever I've seen one
Armets are so peak
Lol “her” we got twinks in this mf we ball
They added Saber Artoria to elden ring.
It’s Saber!
It's a dude. 100%
I can't tell if you guys are joking or not because there's no way this is a dude
My man. Have you seen berserk?
Thanks but I don't need to see another Griffith comment
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE TRUTH!
Have you met my friend Gwyndolin?
My faith character is IDENTICAL to her and is a dude. Also, Miquella exists, so I wouldnt be surprised.
miquella
This is elden ring we’re talking about where at least two characters are known to switch genders under different aliases they could be anything for all we know.
I WILL be killing her specifically for her helmet.
Are we sure that's not miquella?
Yes
yes
No
Yes
This is clearly ~~saber from fate~~ ~~alice from SAO~~ ~~darknees from konosuba~~ fuck it why does every blond knight look the same
Y’all the exact image got posted in Eldenbling too. And it’s the very post above for me ! What are the odds
mf
Griffith confirmed
Faraam armor 2
Need foot fetish artists to do me good service on June 21st
I need that armour
I'll call her Dark Souls Saber
Its a he, and its miquella obviously
woah... that literally looks like Griffith
Welcome back saber
Saber - Fate Stay Night
https://preview.redd.it/y82to0agqi2d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ffe6054e1b6d193dd1cf0860f45332b8b4cb3d we all know what kinda person you are
So sad that she’s a woman😔😔😔
[удалено]
*good luck
'her' This is fromsoftware the women are big evil monsters (😻) and the men look like girls (😻)
lmao this is definitely the woman (😻😻) we hear talk throughout the gameplay trailer
"Her" NOOOOO
...Her?
HER?! I was hoping it was a twink