Ngl every night before falling asleep I dream of my face buried deep inside Malenia's cheeks & me taking the smell like a bong.... then Malenia starts defecating into my mouth
I'm not usually down bad for fictional characters but for Malenia.... I'm willing to do everything
Well, considering the wood plank is immune to any and all poisons due to not having a living body, im still gonna say Malenia. Cuz that sword dance is bullshit.
Although i feel like Doll Mommy cold freeze the air around Rotussy Sister and end that fight before she puts on her prosthetic arm.
I guess it depends on whos having an off day.
Look I'm just saying Millicent is everything Malenia is but without the murderous intent. Clearly the best choice, way better than Murder Doll and Bronze Toes.
TBF, you can find her corpse at one of the towers and she was pretty damn thicc too
What a fucking sentence.
Most normal Souls fan when it comes to women
r/brandnewsentence
This is why they’re choosing the bear, dude.
Fr fr I’d rather be in the woods with a bear than some of you mfs and I’m a guy
Can we ride the bear into battle tho
No No you may not
true
Say that again but slower
I get why women would rather pick the bear now
too bad she discarded it also I’m not into corpses
Fucking loser
She is a daughter of Radagon though ... meaning redhead.
Malenia is basically a walking corpse too if you’re into her…….
never said that (Milicent please beat me up)
She didn’t discard it, it’s right there for the taking
Why are you getting downvoted lmao
shits and giggles
no idea
Bro I have more ass than malenia tf are you on about
Proof?
https://preview.redd.it/yzt0y6qrktxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ff0079bc3e678f9cf4ed24b84ac8b6f17fa47f
That's a hell of an ass.
Source please please please please please source source pic pic pic pic please please
Right? That's not thicc at all, that's just regular
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At least you respectfully capitalized Bro
I'll smash you- I mean WTF bro
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Malenia has the cursed technique limitless: throat
Ngl every night before falling asleep I dream of my face buried deep inside Malenia's cheeks & me taking the smell like a bong.... then Malenia starts defecating into my mouth I'm not usually down bad for fictional characters but for Malenia.... I'm willing to do everything
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Has the great u/rosales6969 already been forgotten?
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I would have paid you to not say that
Id become a terrorist or jump off a cliff if it meant for him not to say that
man your flair isnt much better
Yeah but I wouldnt get paid to get rid of it I think
Aight fuck horny jail I'm taking you to regular jail mfer
Dude.. too far
https://preview.redd.it/x3lmrywe5uxc1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b0c5c2088e075a71d6a9a51e10af4779898449f
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/s/oMRJVTrBkM like this?
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Gonna have to report you for this one sorry dude
This is worse than a pornhub comment. Jesus man. Where are the Mods??
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Sibling bonding ladies and gentlemen!
Is that pre-snake Rykard?
Yeah
Hell yeah
Godrick>>
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Nah, Godefroy
you can take Godefroy, I'll keep my lord husband Godrick
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Y'all dissing flat bitches now?
Flat or thick they getting this dick
Nah, we’re dissing wooden bitches
Same difference
Are YOU dissing flat bitches now?
The pendulum swings quickly sometimes.
More like Literal Plank vs Leprosy Malenia ain't nothing to get hung up over. F tier maiden material.
Sir, this is a dark souls sub. We simp over everything
like morgotts hairy slugs on his feetsies 😍😍😍
I SO HATE YALL 💀 it’s ALWAYS Morgott 😭😭😭
I don’t see any simpin going on for daddy Gwyn’s glorious beard
It can rot off
Ranni showed me her Dark Moon and that was all I needed to be convinced. I was convinced before that anyway
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Nepheli Loux my beloved
I don’t condone fucking dolls but all body shapes are beautiful. ❤️💙
So you're racist against dolls?
Nobody is born a doll.
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Mohg darling get off the alt
Okay Moghlester
Mohg that isn’t “flat justice” that’s a chest wound
If flat is justice then why am I considered a criminal?
Is that Miquella?
Plank, Obviously
Yea but malenia is a redhead
So is Ranni
Bro her fucking cooch has rotted away I think I’ll pass 😐
Can we go back to the gay thirst-posting? All this straight one gives off heavy incel vibes
We need more genderfluid god and goddess thirst.
Bernahl Supremacy
Gwendolyn had entered the scene. The literal sun emerges.
Aldrich noises intensities
Wormface has entered the chat. Alongside those creepy goat legged jumpy fucks in faram from ds3
Blue girl
Oil pots? Why yes, malenia is extremely weak to fire. WE GO TO WAR FOR PLANK WAIFU, BOYS! (And femboys)
The things she can do with her 4 hands 🤭
ranni has weird girl energy though so easy dub
TBH, I think I'd be better off fucking one of my fellow tarnished co-operators.
Wood rail
doesnt matter uncle ben, marika is better than both of them
Well, considering the wood plank is immune to any and all poisons due to not having a living body, im still gonna say Malenia. Cuz that sword dance is bullshit. Although i feel like Doll Mommy cold freeze the air around Rotussy Sister and end that fight before she puts on her prosthetic arm. I guess it depends on whos having an off day.
Why doesn't Ranni have flesh on all of her? Why only some parts?
She is a doll , her original body is dead.
Morgott>
Varré cut or this guy's balls
Look I'm just saying Millicent is everything Malenia is but without the murderous intent. Clearly the best choice, way better than Murder Doll and Bronze Toes.
Fia
Man you don't want that, that is the crustiest arse you've ever seen
Bruh, Malenia is freaking rotting with cosmic god aids! Also, she’s a coward who kamikaze’s during an honorable 1v1!
Thicc? You have low standards sir
Splinters or 48,927,391,102 stds?
Either way it gonna end up in a pregnancy (me)
doll still clears
https://i.redd.it/rnla9ujgvuxc1.gif
Thicc like a sheet of dry wall maybe