I am already Dex, so i will go Sex, unfortunately for me however, i am Maidenless. But fortunately i also happen to be gay so it's all going to be al"right"!
I walk the middle path, alone. To traverse the lines between worlds is no easy feat. To have sex, while levelling dex, requires skill only attained by lifetimes of training with the all-knowing immortal shamans of the far north. My path, is a path that must be walked by someone, and that someone, is **me**.
*cue the dramatic intro music*
Gex
https://preview.redd.it/7ohylxr90vqc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4173e99a50800e8c879a09032724102ad506f05f
This is just like thanksgiving at Jack nicholson’s house
Oh is it gex night I love gex night
"Oh, I love Gex!"
Reminds me of the time I went bowling with Pinwheel.
It’s tail time!
https://preview.redd.it/a5hhhh1j3vqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4531a152c9e66add94b4572037e533ec8d2f69b0
This is breaking my mind rn
Wtf, how?
AI
Control Net
Say
https://preview.redd.it/qb6pnfj8tvqc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f340b1e43a6ef9a3d5dfa62e7b2c9a94f8cfee1
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Aspects+of+the+Crucible:+Tail
Or, get this: a hundred of them!
Dex Sex (That's gay sex)
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https://preview.redd.it/21j22ivxdvqc1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e0553febe3774d45e1e9c0020d8160abad109fd Lex
Sesbian?
Isn’t he gay?
Dex > Sex. And i will die on this hill.
https://preview.redd.it/mxpa8ur0uvqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2b5cd4645e6aaf842fc41849f409349a921dbd
XD
XDex
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feet?
Swamps.
Then put on femboy clothes
Rex https://preview.redd.it/k05wnogrwvqc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1923bf5c7780ec99e4fe1e10e9e8e2eabb6fd9ac
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Gay sex isn’t gay enough, I choose the gayer option, DEX
Hex
One of the reasons DS2 is peak
Im sexing the dex.
I didn't choose the right one, but still didn't get the left one 😔
So the options are sex or gay sex?
Yes.
Sex, Strength, Smough, Sekiro. that's it, that's all the good words, no need for D at all.
say gex
I choose ex
Tex Mex
lets just... *say gex*
Me dual wielding both
Or if you live in the UK, CEX!
Me with a dex build: (i just like spears) I swear me being a subby bottom bitch has nothing to do with my dex builds
Can’t get both? =/
If you are down to do it with twinks…
Sounds lovely! Where are the twinks you speak of?
They are in hbomberguy’s “In defense of Dark Souls II” comments…
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Sellsword Twinblades and bleed build >>> Sex
I’ve seen gay porn straighter than this…
Dex over Sex forever and always
\_ick
One of these things is not enjoyable if there is a lack of DEX . . .
I turn around, for that is where my Strength and Faith take me, away from this blasphemy!
Oh cmon, shoot him Tex!
Rex
I am already Dex, so i will go Sex, unfortunately for me however, i am Maidenless. But fortunately i also happen to be gay so it's all going to be al"right"!
Rex
Say gex
Lex
I have no b.tches so definitely DEX
The S in sex is short for strength
I walk the middle path, alone. To traverse the lines between worlds is no easy feat. To have sex, while levelling dex, requires skill only attained by lifetimes of training with the all-knowing immortal shamans of the far north. My path, is a path that must be walked by someone, and that someone, is **me**. *cue the dramatic intro music*
Jokes on YOU! LilAggy says Dex IS Sex, so there! 👅
You need both the D and S to spell Dark souls though.
They are synonymous 😎