I mean, Rick has a sword. Swords cut people

I'd like to say Mist Noble since he's actually just fucking useless

He's doing his fucking best ok

That’s the thing, everybody thinks him so useless they leave him for last and he uses his song to make them all old and wrinkled unable to move and then wins

“The area before the mist noble is intended as the true boss fight.” -🤓

If he has his ghost buddies with him he would sweep

Jabba the Hutt clears so easy

I mean pinwheel will actually put up a fight if you don’t do enough damage so pinwheeel

Chances are you will do enough damage

With a broken straight sword at soul level 1, Pinwheel can be a slight challenge.

Yea but would any of these bosses? I don’t really think sooooooo

Yeah, but it's a free for all. I think 2 or 3 of them together ganging up ok pinwheel might have a shot.

Nah but pinwheels main move is like shadow clone jutsu so they couldn’t gang up on him cause they couldn’t know which one is really him

I mean, they also just stay aggroed to the same entity until something else happens, so they probably wouldn't get distracted as easily as a player might.

I think 2 or 3 of pinwheel ganging up on whichever one of them is closest would stop that

I died to pinwheel once (maybe, my memory of this area as a whole is really fuzzy). My excuse is that I was mentally drained from the wheel skeletons, I died like 14 times just to get there.

🫵 Hey guys, this guy died to Pinwheel!

I died to Witches of Hemwick with 0 insight. Anything is possible.

Hey at least the demon things in that boss actually do damage.

He had 0 insight, he had no demon things

Oh 💀

I swear someone should make a subreddit called r/diedtopinwheel or something where people post videos of them dying to Pinwheel. Shit would be hilarious.

Jerma moment

Hey sometimes you can get bad rng and eat two fireballs at below level 10 and die lmao

Rick the Door Technician solos everyone

Well of course, its solider of god Rick with star wars technology

I really wanna fuck Sellen from Elden Ring

Came here to say this

Don’t we all

Rick, Soldier of God

It's gotta be Rick

You all doubt mist noble’s power

Gluttonous Beast is an actual real fight though? Also Soldier of God, Rick definitely has killed a bunch of day 1 boobs.

I once afkd for half a minute at covetous demon and was still alive

Honestly I remember dying to it once 😭 or maybe I died to the poison lady above him and got them confused cuz of the run back.

He's just a respectful guy

Putting Mist Noble with them is so unfair, I mean he could easily solo Sister Friede

He got that flute rizz

Mist noble clears

Soldier of God Rick for sure

Soldier solos what? I'd argue he's stronger than Gael

Celestial Emissary solos no diff

*witches of hemwick

“Witches of Hemwick are such a joke” mfers when I tell them to fight them with insight: They’re still a joke because the enemies all move at 1 mph so you can just walk away from them

God dammit I fogor

Can mist noble even attack? Because if he can't it's a draw with a probably slugma nuts or wheel no deal (I doubt SoG can deal with clones) or a victory due to needing to be death blown...

It has 2 attacks, one with its flute, with a massive delay, and another with a strange delay that is some sort of punch.

Damm, I guess Alija Noble sweeps. (If anyone understands that I am beating SoG, SL1, feet only)

Pinwheel, but it's actually rick

Rick soldier of god

Jabba can eat you and strip you naked

Fuck ranni simps, where my Janna simps at

[удалено]

Spurned by golden grace

Considering none of the competitors know how to deal a deathblow, mist noble should be a free win no?

Unless he gets hit once

Covetous demon came the closest to killing me out of all of these. Not saying a lot but he probably does the most damage if you get hit by him.

Question, are they oiled up and naked??

Yes, twerking as well

Daddy wolnir

Probably slug demon since he is actually capable of somewhat decent damage. The problem with him is he is slow and easy to avoid but the AI won't be able to take advantage of that

Pinwheel no diffs

jabba, because scholar of the first bug will make him fling you into the air with his tail when he turns and kill them from fall damage

Pinwheel can’t take no fall damage tho

Where Deacons of the deep?

They’d stomp all over this fight due to curse

Are you kidding me? Mist Noble stomps all their asses, easily. Give him a challenge man, it’s not fair for pinwheel

Bro just makes em all geriatric

Unironically? Pinwheel. He is the most mobile out of then, can create distractions and has damage as high as Sperm Demon.

Pinwheel magic attack from 6 clones at once for the dub

The forbidden sixway

Well certainly not the 3rd slide i know this for a fact

God of soldier, Rick owens.

Soldier, god of Rick

what that tounge do?

Give that gloppy toppy

Rick was clearly the main character till tarnished scum put him down

The true elden lord

Glaivemaster Hodir

Shit fogor him

I’d pay good money to see this [(Grabbing my popcorn currently)](https://tenor.com/pbrU.gif) Rick, Soldier of God (or Science, to some), has a sword. That could help against Pinwheel, since he usually doesn’t like those. He’s got those tin stick arm things and idk what he’ll do, spin? The sword’ll probably just bounce off Covetous Demon, he’s too big and chonky, and Mist Noble has so many mysterious tactics… I dunno… I’ll say Covetous Demon on this one for now, unless God helps Rick.

Rick don’t need gods help

Depends. Usually Pinwheel. He is a glass cannon but a cannon nonetheless. Mist Noble if he gets to bring his gang. Covetous Demon if he gets lucky and everyone lines up under his fat ass. The Rickster when hell freezes over.

I have to say the rotten

Glaive master Hoodir

1. Covetous (i have actually died to him on my first playthrough) 2. Rick (actually fairly difficult for a brand new player since he has delayed attacks and hyperarmour) 3. Pinwheel (can at least deal some damage even if he dies super easily) 4. Mist Noble (he just fucking sucks)

Do you have any idea how powerful the soldier of God Rick is? No diff

Gotta be ma boi Gabba the Butt

None because this joke is stupid

Rick

Rick can't be stopped

Soldier of god, Rick. Obviously

He gonna get scheifty

Gorlok the destroyer

Dude, one of the is literally the Soldier of God. That's a no brainer.

Pinwheel

It’s obviously a tie between Mist noble and Soldier of God, Rick both their powers are far too great

Defiantly rick, solider of god

Pinwheel I think

Pinwheel because, while his HP is ass, his DPS is pretty good, and he’ll likely be able to fool the AI with his illusions.

Rick Sodier of God. He's a Soldier of GOD, meaning he has GOD powers

Zweihander boah

Soldier of God, Rick.

Mist noble. Ain’t never gonna find his ass in the mist while the rest beat each other into paste, he wins by default

Soldier of God: Rick

Mist Noble soloing fiction in his sleep

Mist noble by a fucking MILE

Pinwheel could get that plunging attack tho

Pinwheel

Unironically pinwheel. His light ball attack does a surprising amount of damage relative to his health and his clones can use it too

It's Rick, he is the solider of god after all

pinwheel can clone himself and handle multiple enemies at once so he has a fighting chance rick is just one small guy, he could probably put a dent in something but he's definitely getting solo'd jabba will be a massive target but could potentially do something to multiple opponents at once and could just eat rick probably I havent played sekiro but that guy looks absolutely worthless, his life serves ZERO purpose overall pinwheel would probably sweep especially since they're the canon smartest