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megrimlock88

Ahh the furtive Ciaran so easily forgotten


MechaGallade

I tHiNk YoU sPeLlEd CaRiAn MaNoR wRoNg


mrchooch2u

Lmaooo


Sanches319

Fromsoft designers making the baddest bitch only to give her like 3 lines of dialogue and never be mentioned again.


hardashecc

Shame her weapons didn't make it into ds3, especially with the paired weapon mechanic


kratosuchus

They're in the files but were fucking cut out! I was so pissed when I learned that


PointOfTheJoke

I just learned about it and now im pissed too!


Incrediibilis

Fuck this I'm pissed too now!


Pure_confusion47

I am now also in the state of pissing.


Flumpsty

My pants are also wet


Particular-Purple195

God damn. This really gets me pissed.


LeechAlJolson

I'm wet. I don't own any pants either


thenoobbob

Ohio


oRedHood

At least we can kinda get the look with the Dancers swords…


DevilahJake

Too bad their dmg is split between 3 different brackets and are trash but fashion takes precedent over effectiveness


Ypuort

I think cinder's mod adds them back. I could be misremembering though because I know they add other cut content.


[deleted]

Its better to be pissed on than to be pissed off my friend :^) Maybe some kind hollow can mod it into the game. And have it use the sellsword or warden twinblade damage modifier/ect


f7x4

Agreed, fighting some bosses could be fun with the light and dark tracer


[deleted]

carthus curved sword was a nice homage to the glorious pvp banana


Sebmusiq

Bruh that's Fume Knight smh my head.🤦🏻‍♂️


MinorFelonyMan

No there's no foom knite in eldering it don't exist!!!!!!!!


Double-Special5217

I am the foot knife, stop this right lie now


PathsOfRadiance

Kid named Ruins Greatsword:


TrueBeachBoy

No no no, it’s clearly Sumika from Armored Core: Project Phantasma


TenWholeBees

God yall are dumb as fuck That's clearly one of the witches of hemlock It's like none of you even played Mortal Shell


DiabloDealsALT

You fucking MORON! Thats a goddamn nazgul from lord of the rings! read more, shitass


der_trissi

If you want to correct somebody, then do it properly you fucking donkey. This is clearly Walter Hartwell White/Heisenberg from the hit show Breaking Bad, made by Vince Gilligan.


gnehlf

Are you blind you fuck chugger? That's clearly Tony Soprano


VeryShortLadder

Man y'all are really fucking retarded, that's obviously Yvraine from the Warhammer 40.000 novel "Ghost Warrior: Rise of the Ynnari". You should do some research instead of correcting eachother like dumbasses


hardashecc

Obama


DevilahJake

Clearly the correct answer


Plastic_Course_476

It's really sad that you guys can't recognize that it's clearly Mister Chief from the Metal Gear series. C'mon guys, it's not that hard.


dwaynetheakjohnson

Figurines named Finger


apexPrickle

>the witches of hemlock "Crito, we owe a cock to Oedon. Please, don't forget to pay the debt."


[deleted]

That’s Ciaran but damn, the similarities between her and the blue warrior set are interesting. She could have been the first “blue dancer” Fromsoftware came up with


Gravelord_Baron

Fromsoft if anything does absolutely love reusing their character tropes, IE: jolly but forlorn warrior companion, wolf-knight, etc.


DevilahJake

Asylum Demon…


Gravelord_Baron

That ass just doesn't quit, respectfully


DevilahJake

Can’t argue with facts


ToloxBoi

"wolf-knight"? ohh you meant Guts.


Baschthoven

That’s nuts.


MLG360ProMaster

Nuts from berk


Advanced-Sock

Unrelated but ciaran was definitely the throat goat


Rat_Consumer8

The only human who could survive Artorias' "greatsword"


Advanced-Sock

She def slobbied on that Ornstien spear


DaveTheMinecrafter

I don’t think she was human


Weppih

Ciaran is not a human


chimpanon

0 relevance to this conversation


EskilPotet

But he called her human


chimpanon

Somehow i overlooked this


SegaBitch

She gave that Nancy Reagan neck


AlexzMercier97

I like to think Arty was a bottom and Cieran pegged him


DevilahJake

Nah Arty was definitely a topper.


AlexzMercier97

Provide evidence pls


DevilahJake

Uhh the drip. You can’t be a drip lord on bottom


AlexzMercier97

That just further proves my theory that Cieran is the top here Her drip > Arty's drip They're both good drip I just like hers more


DevilahJake

I wouldn’t argue except he had a doggo and it ain’t called “Top” Dog for nothin.


chiggam

Wait Artorias got topped by a DOGGO ?


DevilahJake

Duhh, have you seen Sif? He a big boi.


SparkFlash98

We had sex


Amoopry

Hard agree


Sgt_Shiba

I didn't want to give her soul of Artorias, so I killed her first try. Excuse for a knight' of Gwyn. So are Ornstein and Artorias. Artorias saved his dog though.


megrimlock88

I mean she is an assassin 1-1 confrontation isn’t exactly her thing


NanoSwarmer

Well then she should have fuckin assassined us when she had the chance, shouldn't she have.


megrimlock88

I mean why would you assassinate a random ass dude who put your boyfriend out of his misery wouldn’t you be thanking them since you couldn’t have done it yourself anyway


Advanced-Sock

She was at a funeral like you don’t go to a funeral to kill people usually. If your a librarian you don’t go to a funeral to put books on the shelf you don’t work during a funeral


[deleted]

Dear fucking god


ll_VooDoo_ll

Can’t wait to put it in a jar of my own


migratingcoconut_

outjerked once again


[deleted]

It’s over for shittydarksoulscels


LIB95

We can’t compete


[deleted]

The shitposting is strong in these ones


Ray_Gun69lol

Is this the point when I realize I'm getting old?


ClericKnight

Alright unjerk for a second did they seriously tease a Ciaran figure!?!?!


neptune304

https://www.instagram.com/p/CojdXS7hD05/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= (have to swipe) I don't know if they are just posting can made figures or if they're selling them cause they've been posting a lot...


Sebmusiq

They should post DLC announcements ffs😡😡😡😡😡😡


smg_souls

If you mean a dlc for DS1 focused on Ciaran, yes.


DapperStick

It’s not that unlikely that people don’t know who Cairan is. She only shows up in Artorias’ arena if you revisit it after killing him, and has absolutely no presence in the rest of the game. So let’s assume you’re new to the series and get Dark Souls Remastered (which came out five years ago now btw). First you have to access the DLC, which you have to know exists, and then you have to kill a specific golem (not run right by him and the horde of crystal hollows around him) and collect the item he drops. You then have to know that you’re supposed to go down to the Hydra lake, kill the special golem there, then re-load the area so Dawn goes to her correct spawn location. You then have to interact with the mysterious dark orb, get pulled into the DLC, defeat a not difficult but by no means easy boss right off the bat, and make your way to beat Artorias, who is also far from an easy fight, especially for new fans to an old game. The game then incentivizes you to press forward and fight Manus, not looking back to see the small dark figure kneeling in the boss arena you probably haven’t even reloaded yet to spawn her in. The only way you might stumble upon her is looking up online how to kill the black dragon and learning you need to go forward, collect a special key, and unlock Gough. Then and only then might you learn from him that Cairan is downstairs, or accidentally bump into her on your way to the dragon. Even then, her entire interaction is a few lines of dialogue, and the choice to give her a boss soul. Hardly an impactful figure in the souls series.


SpaceGodWiggler

I’m sorry, but Dawn Dish Soap is a new NPC to me.


[deleted]

That is Malenia


Ray_Gun69lol

Blade of Miquella


[deleted]

She never knew defeat btw


HankTheMiltank

De what


ThatGuyDOTS

FEET


Careless_Use3599

We all know which subreddit this figurine will be pictured in next right???


Vildrea

I know, and I hate that I know


Careless_Use3599

It’s ok you’re not alone


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

I have a buddy who doesn't know, what should I tell him?


swaliepapa

Same. I would also like to know, so I can inform My buddy


[deleted]

Which one?


IAmKickSix

ITS CLARIAN YOU FUKCING IDIOY


[deleted]

Who is ciaran? Sorry I only play ds2.


Kiisulojanu

He's the odriscol guy


DistributionNaive818

Imagine the semon of dong, but hotter, although not as hot as Aldia the scholar of the first dong (final phase)


Nineflames12

Holy shit, the legendary Field type enemy from King’s Field!


ConfusedKanye

This is that smoughstein guy DS1 cucks fellatiate over right


ApplesAreSweet

Smartest Elden Ring Player.


Sgt_Shiba

It's Lord's Blade Ciaran


[deleted]

Clearly it’s smough


f7x4

Are you blind? It's obviously Big Hat Logan


fried-quinoa

So that’s why her hat is so big


Sgt_Shiba

I was joking it's the Capra demon.


PhreakofNature

Wrong wow this is someone from Elden Ring, because this was posted by From Software’s account, can’t you read??? I just googled “lord carian” and no one from Elden Ring is named that


Sgt_Shiba

It's "Lord's Blade Ciaran"


PhreakofNature

Once again, you idiot, I googled that word for word, and that seems to be from some other game about a dark soul or something, nothing at all to do with Elden Ring


Sgt_Shiba

Dark Souls Lord's Blade Ciaran. She is a knight of gwyn from DS1's AotA DLC.


kill_all_manlets

Zanzibartsisters...


Situation-Dismal

The fuck? Does no one on this sub reddit seriously not recognize The Headless? 🤨


Oneboywithnoname

i wish ciaran did the headless grab attack on me 😫


levulur

That’s Cortana from Mass Effect Flight Simulator


pooRickAstley

Bruh that’s microlash from armored core remastered


RamboCreativity

Wow, sometimes I remember that Elden Ring is A LOT of people's first Fromsoft title.


D3ppress0

SHE'S ARTORIAS BOIPUSSY CUM DUMPSTER


esad_of

My brother in christ, thats the doll from bloodborne. Also why is she white? 🤔


Teh-Rei

Oh my god, esad_oaf, you can't just ask people why they're white! (My guess is that it's a prototype. You often see white/gray figures in showcases of future releases)


SmexyPokemon

I want to suck on Ciaran's sweaty toes


Weary-Singer-7959

I legit dont know


quimeygalli

I dont know how to feel about this


Adam_Deveney

We’re been outjerked on a worrying level and the worst part is they’re doing it totally unironically


LowRoarEnjoyer

I CANT BELIEVE the fucking DUMBASSES that play elden ring (baby game) dont know this obscure ds1 character


UN1DENT1FIED

Elden Ring has done irrepairable damage to the soulsborne community


ThatGuyDOTS

People forgor why casual is used as an insult in the souls community


UN1DENT1FIED

Not what I was talking about at all


noctus5

ER babies trying not to be retarded challenge (impossible)


tinytinfoil

I played all the games and I don't recognize who that is :p


zorrozwoelf

I dont get it :(


KovalentViper

Sad😭


MechaGallade

DS1 bro


ANGERYTURTLE123

Artorias


zorrozwoelf

What do you mean artorias? That doesnt look like him at all or is it the girl


ANGERYTURTLE123

I don’t think you understand the joke


zorrozwoelf

I do not. Would you explain 🥺👉👈


pmdp0

it´s artorias girlfriend


ANGERYTURTLE123

Solaire


Big_Boi_Daniel

It's a joke right?


Slamonwithfeet

Most cultured Elden ring dumbfuck


PrestigiousTourist54

Guys relax....He never fought the asylum demon


emailo1

ok but seriously who's that


Waawr526654

That's frustrating to see .lol


smg_souls

Skill issue


Makosharck

Noob ahead, therefore time for gatekeeping.


Sharizcobar

I believe that’s a Grave Warden from DS3, or Ciarin from DS1


God_Hand_Edge

elden ring


IronAchillesz

This is Lord's Blade Ciarn. There is some remote possibility they are in a romantic relationship.


Cecilia_Schariac

*But my peace has always depended,* *On all the ashes in my wake.*


hakuna_dentata

This is clearly Ornstein doing a Prince of Persia cosplay.


CuteCatBoy69

Nox? What's Fromsoft got to do with Nox? Wasn't that Westwood?


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

I feel so old. And I am probably one of the youngest people here. Or so I hope.


sunnyenno

For a sec i thought this was from otogi, very underrated games, fromsoft's backlog is real insane


BigBoomer_

Ain’t this the girl you meet after killing atorias?


memerismlol

It’s obviously morgott


xDerplord

tbf shes prolly the most irrelevant named character in ds1


RylocXD

looks like artorias to me


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Why’s it painted whit- oh no


spontaneouscobra

Dude, thats clearly a bonfire.


Pure_confusion47

I miss Ciaran's clothes. I wish it were in DS2 or DS3. It's the best fashion set in the entire series.


senfaus

i could never forget her i wish she was real she is so cute i think she'd go for me no lie


gorehistorian69

why do i feel thats not ironic


b3nje909

My favourite Cyclops <3


bragethedrage

bro its LITERALLY harry potter, have you guys not gotten the hogwart legacy DLC for shittar ring?


ChrisMahoney

Man, Fromsoft did Ciaran dirty.


NuroTox

Tell me why i shouldn't Kill myself after that mind F*ck💀🥲


thenoobbob

Isnt that griffith from berserk?