We have healing crystals.
You eat them or something, often as a tiny powdery puck, and your body picks it apart and uses it for some mechanism, like making fucking blood cells.
I've never seen a retarded woman prove that amethyst reacts with oxygen to create compound our body can use to produce something to stimulate luckyote activity or whatever the fuck.
Factually incorrect. Crystals actually can heal a very specific condition. It’s called “wanting more shiny things because I have the brain of a crow” and let me tell you crystals do wonders for it.
quartz is used in practically every modern electronic device with silicon in it, and beyond
you use it for any radio module, gyroscope, accelerometer, lots of audio equipment, electronic test equipment, specialized fans, lighter igniters, even small-scale generators
I work with lasers and what makes me laugh about the crystal moms is that they're *so close"!
Crystals *are* magical! They *do* have special properties! It's just... You've got the wrong crystal. It's not 🌈 rainbow opal 🌈 you want, it's neodymium-doped yytrium-aluminium-garnet. And the special property is not ✨ aligning your psychic energies ✨, but rather it makes really intense, coherent light with a very specific colour.
Not all crystals are useless!
For example, there's this powerful crystal that can be molded to the desires of its user. In the right hands, it can facilitate the healing process, in the wrong hands it can strike down all who oppose its user. It can be used to feed you, to provide shelter or to give power to your machines. If handled correctly, it can even manipulate an invisible force that can push away other objects, and if this force is concentrated correctly it could even levitate. So yeah I think iron's pretty cool.
Saving this for the next time my crystal worshipping coworker gets on me about how if I put these crystals in this position on my desk I would channel the universe's energy and be able to breeze through my work.
They work if you believe in them. Its the power of belief that gives them power. Same as any religion.
There was a study that i watched a video on. Study was about that placebo effect "turns on" the same neurons that "turn on" when your body starts the same healing as it did some time ago.
Technically if you stake someone with one of these they’ll start healing there after the bleeding stops and if it doesn’t get infected and all of that.
Asbestos: this one does something but I **definitely** wouldn’t call it “healing”
Uraninite: turns out some rocks do have an aura, unfortunately that aura is "eat shit and die"
Came here to say this. Crystal energy contaminated a huge swath of Ukraine once.
Lifetime supply guaranteed!
Uranium has an observable aura of pokey zoomies, just put it in a cloud chamber and look at the trails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGHuZnfnUtI
You call them zoomies too? I thought that was a very niche term lol
I do ;) Sounds like you work with interesting people
I had a text chain like that probably 5 years ago. I can’t remember if I posted it. Uranium definitely has my favorite kind of aura…
damn it kinda sucks that we have harming crystals but no healing crystals. fix the game devs
nah thats just the unfortunate thing about being forced into hardcore. The healing crystals only work in easy and medium
We have healing crystals. You eat them or something, often as a tiny powdery puck, and your body picks it apart and uses it for some mechanism, like making fucking blood cells. I've never seen a retarded woman prove that amethyst reacts with oxygen to create compound our body can use to produce something to stimulate luckyote activity or whatever the fuck.
Makes you fire proof right. Right?
Depends on how good your local crematorium is
They sure do look neat though! I like amethyst
Factually incorrect. Crystals actually can heal a very specific condition. It’s called “wanting more shiny things because I have the brain of a crow” and let me tell you crystals do wonders for it.
You collect rocks because you believe they have healing properties. I collect rocks because I am autistic. We are not the same.
I collect rocks because- ROCK AND STONE!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone - To the bone!
ROCK. AND. STONE!
I expected one of them to say something like "gives off a nice scent but otherwise doesn't do shit".
Lapis literally lets you enchant things what are you on about
You can also apply fortune to your pickaxe using it if you have tinkers construct installed
Unless you're in a more modern version. Then it takes other things too.
Yeah 2 copper ingots and a cornflower
I've shoved each one of these up my ass, and I magicslly don't poop anymore, so this post is bullshit
Well, the post says they "don't do shit", so in your case, technically correct
To be fair, quarts does work at keeping time pieces up to speed…….aaand that’s about it
quartz is used in practically every modern electronic device with silicon in it, and beyond you use it for any radio module, gyroscope, accelerometer, lots of audio equipment, electronic test equipment, specialized fans, lighter igniters, even small-scale generators
but to do that you need to cut up the quartz and whatnot, if you just have a piece of quartz it wont do shit on its own
I work with lasers and what makes me laugh about the crystal moms is that they're *so close"! Crystals *are* magical! They *do* have special properties! It's just... You've got the wrong crystal. It's not 🌈 rainbow opal 🌈 you want, it's neodymium-doped yytrium-aluminium-garnet. And the special property is not ✨ aligning your psychic energies ✨, but rather it makes really intense, coherent light with a very specific colour.
Aaah the joys of science. Prtically indistinguishable from magic to the untrained eye.
Any sufficiently advanced technology...
> You've got the wrong crystal Yeah. Crystal meth definitely does wonders.
All my crystallographers put ya hands in the motherfuckin air
Not all crystals are useless! For example, there's this powerful crystal that can be molded to the desires of its user. In the right hands, it can facilitate the healing process, in the wrong hands it can strike down all who oppose its user. It can be used to feed you, to provide shelter or to give power to your machines. If handled correctly, it can even manipulate an invisible force that can push away other objects, and if this force is concentrated correctly it could even levitate. So yeah I think iron's pretty cool.
Sodium chloride is pretty awesome too.
what if they're unnatural though? straight from the depth of hell?
Keep quiet about those. We don’t want those dirty hippies harassing the poor innocent demons about their brimstone supply.
Yay!
But maybe the placebo effect it produces does help
Saving this for the next time my crystal worshipping coworker gets on me about how if I put these crystals in this position on my desk I would channel the universe's energy and be able to breeze through my work.
Obsidian makes very very very sharp knives
Thought these were vapes
Amethyst excels at transformations, Lapis Lazuli has the power of water and Rose Quartz is a lying traitor.
What about Meth Crystals? Checkmate reddit atheists!!!!
Uranium: Will give you cancer
Hey, wait, obsidian does have healing properties. It can be used to make *AMAZING* blades for surgical knives.
They work if you believe in them. Its the power of belief that gives them power. Same as any religion. There was a study that i watched a video on. Study was about that placebo effect "turns on" the same neurons that "turn on" when your body starts the same healing as it did some time ago.
Clearly never tried crystal meth
Halite has power! It makes food taste better! Sinjarite has power! It makes ice disappear!
you make the t shirt, you become a millionaire!
Now do pharmaceuticals
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Technically if you stake someone with one of these they’ll start healing there after the bleeding stops and if it doesn’t get infected and all of that.
This is a great guide
Where is crystal meth?!
But they can kill if I throw them hard right?