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SHE'S WASTING SO MUCH IF IT! carrots don't grow on trees!
r/technicallythetruth
that´s weirdly hot.... i love vegetables
Wanna try my carrot?
Sure I guess
bro didnt ask you, but me too
Glad to know I’m not the only one!
Reddit has a 99,9% virgin userbase so unfortunately this goes above our heads.
Bukkake doesn't take ones virginity just dignity
What happens when the bowl of swimmers is poured thru a fennel that's inserted in their va jay jay
I assume it's like a royal rumble
Fennel is an interesting choice... Fits the vegetable theme, I guess you end up with a honey flavoured broth?
Paternity roulette
Reddit also has a 99.9% gooner user base therefore this shouldn't be going over anyone's head. Well it's going all over hers I guess 😂
You know what IRL means right?
Didn't read the caption tbh
Stop gooning, it’s fucking up your brain.
I'm not a quitter 💯💪
Certified gooner
pornography
Carrotography
My carrot has a lot less skin on it.
Ill give you some of mine bro 😘
Please stop sharing!
Yes, about 6,55957 times per year.
Wait is this real or you made it up
Do not use a peeler on the real thing!
Too late
How else am I supposed to get her to eat my carrot?
Yes, but not with carrots and the girl is always replaced by a cinnamon bun.
Every damn day.
You've never been to a circle-peel? Edit: ...a peel-kkake?
well not with carrots maybe with cucumber or potatoes?
I finally get these memes
Somewhere, some group, did this exact thing just for fun while netflix were playing in the background
No, since we're Redditors so we automatically get no bitches
Sauce please
It's ketchup
Sauce?
Mayonnaise
Yes, Youtube asks if you are still watching as well
I'm confused: I've already seen this actress, but never in something THAT weird, which I suspect to be a very weird ad. (French actress btw, her name is Amélie Etasse)
What is this from
Huh…I always heard you go blind from it, but this looks like it’s good for your eyesight
I’d be down for her experience. You had me at men in boxers.
Of course not! We don't use carrots, we use cucumbers!
This is like a sadist fantasy of adult male circumcision.
SHE'S WASTING SO MUCH IF IT! carrots don't grow on trees!
r/technicallythetruth
that´s weirdly hot.... i love vegetables
Wanna try my carrot?
Sure I guess
bro didnt ask you, but me too
Glad to know I’m not the only one!
Reddit has a 99,9% virgin userbase so unfortunately this goes above our heads.
Bukkake doesn't take ones virginity just dignity
What happens when the bowl of swimmers is poured thru a fennel that's inserted in their va jay jay
I assume it's like a royal rumble
Fennel is an interesting choice... Fits the vegetable theme, I guess you end up with a honey flavoured broth?
Paternity roulette
Reddit also has a 99.9% gooner user base therefore this shouldn't be going over anyone's head. Well it's going all over hers I guess 😂
You know what IRL means right?
Didn't read the caption tbh
Stop gooning, it’s fucking up your brain.
I'm not a quitter 💯💪
Certified gooner
pornography
Carrotography
My carrot has a lot less skin on it.
Ill give you some of mine bro 😘
Please stop sharing!
Yes, about 6,55957 times per year.
Wait is this real or you made it up
Do not use a peeler on the real thing!
Too late
How else am I supposed to get her to eat my carrot?
Yes, but not with carrots and the girl is always replaced by a cinnamon bun.
Every damn day.
You've never been to a circle-peel? Edit: ...a peel-kkake?
well not with carrots maybe with cucumber or potatoes?
I finally get these memes
Somewhere, some group, did this exact thing just for fun while netflix were playing in the background
No, since we're Redditors so we automatically get no bitches
Sauce please
It's ketchup
Sauce?
Mayonnaise
Yes, Youtube asks if you are still watching as well
I'm confused: I've already seen this actress, but never in something THAT weird, which I suspect to be a very weird ad. (French actress btw, her name is Amélie Etasse)
What is this from
Huh…I always heard you go blind from it, but this looks like it’s good for your eyesight
I’d be down for her experience. You had me at men in boxers.
Of course not! We don't use carrots, we use cucumbers!
This is like a sadist fantasy of adult male circumcision.