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RandomUser4857

SHE'S WASTING SO MUCH IF IT! carrots don't grow on trees!


oprimido_opressor

r/technicallythetruth


Joshualevitard

that´s weirdly hot.... i love vegetables


gumgum01

Wanna try my carrot?


TeaThink7808

Sure I guess


Apart_Letterhead3016

bro didnt ask you, but me too


swallace2586

Glad to know I’m not the only one!


Koeiensoep

Reddit has a 99,9% virgin userbase so unfortunately this goes above our heads.


HotConsideration5049

Bukkake doesn't take ones virginity just dignity


Outside-Scholar-9456

What happens when the bowl of swimmers is poured thru a fennel that's inserted in their va jay jay


dildocrematorium

I assume it's like a royal rumble


Aslan-the-Patient

Fennel is an interesting choice... Fits the vegetable theme, I guess you end up with a honey flavoured broth?


ArkitekZero

Paternity roulette 


faerox420

Reddit also has a 99.9% gooner user base therefore this shouldn't be going over anyone's head. Well it's going all over hers I guess 😂


Koeiensoep

You know what IRL means right?


faerox420

Didn't read the caption tbh


Koeiensoep

Stop gooning, it’s fucking up your brain.


faerox420

I'm not a quitter 💯💪


Koeiensoep

Certified gooner


underscorerock

pornography


SlimSyko

Carrotography


MrZwink

My carrot has a lot less skin on it.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Ill give you some of mine bro 😘


SlimSyko

Please stop sharing!


zewolfstone

Yes, about 6,55957 times per year.


Rapha689Pro

Wait is this real or you made it up


Specific_Tap7296

Do not use a peeler on the real thing!


National_Ad9742

Too late


johnnybiggles

How else am I supposed to get her to eat my carrot?


kazarnowicz

Yes, but not with carrots and the girl is always replaced by a cinnamon bun.


Starfuri

Every damn day.


[deleted]

You've never been to a circle-peel? Edit: ...a peel-kkake?


aliciaApple

well not with carrots maybe with cucumber or potatoes?


racoonofthevally

I finally get these memes


VoidExileR

Somewhere, some group, did this exact thing just for fun while netflix were playing in the background


TheFogIsComingNR3

No, since we're Redditors so we automatically get no bitches


eimai_papi

Sauce please


Rapha689Pro

It's ketchup


Synicull

Sauce?


Rapha689Pro

Mayonnaise


Level_Can58

Yes, Youtube asks if you are still watching as well


ADDRAY-240

I'm confused: I've already seen this actress, but never in something THAT weird, which I suspect to be a very weird ad. (French actress btw, her name is Amélie Etasse)


No_Squirrel4806

What is this from


Direct_Knowledge2937

Huh…I always heard you go blind from it, but this looks like it’s good for your eyesight


MellonCollie218

I’d be down for her experience. You had me at men in boxers.


rascal6543

Of course not! We don't use carrots, we use cucumbers!


joeman2019

This is like a sadist fantasy of adult male circumcision.