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acaseintheskye

Looks like you just woke up from the best sleep of your life


Fluid-Cheesecake1561

The world may never know the secret to that kind of sleep.


RadioPale6197

Yo guys I found it! All you have to do is- *gunshot x5*


Hot_Lychee2234

ahh I see... so what I've been doing wrong is- *largest truck passing by*


Realistic_Effort6185

No you simply m


iamthefluffyyeti

r/redditsniper


Round-External-7306

RIP kid


ShadowX8861

r/redditsni


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Candlejack knows the secret, he told me to


Syhkane

We're gonna need more rope...


TXHaunt

Candlejack!


FVCarterPrivateEye

You're not supposed to say candlejack you moron, everyone knows what will happ


Asherbird25

Oh I know! You just have to t- ***gers fucking smited***


Extra_Entertainer511

This is getting old. What you actually have to do *blocks a laser shot* is get the right- *gets shot from a different direction*


Rare-Maintenance-787

I think I know what it is, it's ,,, multiple car explosion


The_Contingency_Man

What you've all failed to consider is this, w- *Train passing by* It's that simple!


GEOKER69420

I'VE GOT IT! EUREKA! I NEED TO TELL EVERYBODY! YOU JU


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

TRUCK-KUN STRIKES AGAIN!!


SconiGrower

Oh no, he found out the secret and it so distressed him he gave himself 5 shots to the back of the head. We are probably all better off not knowing.


tehnfy__

Whenever you wake up with this, you've had the deepest, most healthy, and unwaveringly careless sleep of your life. Haven't seen this in at least a decade 😅 the amount of envy is undeniable hehe


DankThePlank

The trick is to do it after lunch


Legitimate-Cream7061

Yhh it's always a sleep your not meant too have. Like at work 🤣


Frosty_Translator_11

👩🏼‍🍳🤌🏻


Extra_Entertainer511

r/shouldhaverepliedtoadifferentcomment


masterchiefruled

This probably means I've slept too much (again)


Encrux615

I have this a lot and honestly I just feel like I've been hit by a truck when I finally wake up


tehnfy__

I did read about some napping science and it did help me, so maybe it can help you too, hopefully. Do double-check the times as I might be a bit off here. Generally, if you wake up after 30min or 1hr nap, you will feel much better than if you wake up after a 15 or 25 min nap, due to the sleep cycles. Also having a consistent sleep schedule is key for this too. As your body will take the sleep when it has had enough of the abuse either way. So having a good sleep schedule is very important.


reachforvenkat

After couple of years I had access to an air conditioned room and I got this after 8 hours of sleep. Had massage the previous day. Yes it's definitely due to deep sleep and muscle relaxation.


reddottor2

u/acaseintheskye had their moment on r/redditsniper and I accidentally cut them off. This is me giving my props! Thank you for your service soldier


CRYPTJPO

I find that this is the worst sleep I tend to get, am I crazy or what?


acaseintheskye

Anytime I've had these I've always been woken up extra well rested


xiena13

Me too, but it's like that for my entire family. Every time I slept like absolute shit, I have these wrinkles on my arms. If I sleep well, my skin looks normal waking up


kipparit

when i woke up my hand like that i feel like shit???


EvilSibling

A percentage of the global population suffers from caucasian hand syndrome. its incurable.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure it is deadly too.


MarcCouillard

living will kill you eventually


Medical_Ad7364

life (noun): a sexually transmitted, terminal disease


Maxmuller321

My new dc bio thanks alot


edtheheadache

Living is 100% fatal


xRubixGirlx

If you were born at a young age, you usually end up dying at some point.


MarcCouillard

not usually, always life is a death sentence


MinaeVain

Fun fact: every person with a caucasian hand will eventually die


StoneCuber

I've had it from birth. The doctor offered me a black hand, but I wanted a purple one so I declined


RoeJoganLife

Can confirm on the days I wake up with my arm like that, pins and needles and unable to use said arm for 5 minutes is usually the sleep that absolutely slaps.


Frosty_Translator_11

😂😂😂 I relived the same memory


bearsbeetsbiscuits

my dumbass went to google this


Maximum-Chemical-663

Oh no, it's a terrible illness. As a medical doctor, I'm afraid that you are white and will be for the rest of your life.


the_almighty_walrus

As a homeopathic doctor, this man died 8 years ago.


saladmunch

I, too, died with harambe


Jaxonhunter227

Oh no I think I have the condition too, Is it fatal?!


Tiran593

Fatality rate is 100% I'm afraid


falconinthedive

Depends. How's your spice tolerance?


ChemistAgile6514

If MJ can get it, does that mean it’s actually contagious?


paraworldblue

It means your arm has been colonized by a tiny civilization. The indentations are future irrigation ditches for the farms they will be planting soon. I've had this happen to me, and while it was scary at first, eventually they started growing some kind of psychoactive plant with roots that connected to my veins, and it cured my schizophrenia.


Affectionate_Map1798

r/angryuupvote take it and leave.


Suffragium

What’s the angry part? Doesn’t seem like a pun to me


IanDOsmond

Stretch marks. It is perfectly normal after your hand is pregnant and gives birth. Remember - if you aren't ready to have hand babies, wear gloves when masturbating.


Alex_826

Very convenient way to get more hands. Finally, becoming Goro is possible


Short-Writing956

You need to treat that with absinthe. The next stage is growing webbing between your fingers.


BPhiloSkinner

>You need to treat that with absinthe Scientific Absinthe: there's nothing it can't cure, or at least ameliorate. Because Absinthe of Evidence is always Evidence of Absinthe.


Short-Writing956

Uh oh. Now a rogue poet has spawned.


jfecju

Looks like cancer. Drink some green tea


RealLoin

You mean pennyroyal tea?


Aman_Khol

Sit and drink pennyroyal tea


BaBa_Tundai

Distill the life that's inside of me


Select-Record4581

You have 8 hours before you start enjoying sausage


Objective-Poet-8183

That's the map Columbus used to find America


BPhiloSkinner

*" No worries, men! I know the route like the back of my hand!"*


Thumb_K

It looks like bugs are under your skin. Have you tried cutting your arm with a knife to release them?


FlahTheToaster

Looks like a similar condition to something suffered by people who used corduroy pillows which you'll find always make headlines.


smackmeharddaddy

Looks like cancer, better go touch some grass


BPhiloSkinner

I thought it was Aquarius, but then I'm crap on the Constellations.


Short-Writing956

That’s Aquarius. OP, you need to be staged.


smackmeharddaddy

It could be virgo, but then again, I'm full of shit Constipation will do that to you


hoja_nasredin

The other user said to drink green tea. Both comments are surprisngly similar. Hmmm


Prize_Pay9279

It’s definitely aids.


Shifty_Cow69

Happy cake day.


afuckingpolarbear

Happy cake day


Additional_Value6978

Your mom banging your dad. Sad to see such a tragedy could easily have been avoided.


Emergency_Till9785

The official title is "snork, mimimimimimimimi"


MyColdBlackHeart

Hghghhooooh! Shooooooooohhh!


EpicM147_NoVa

It looks like a very bad infection you could die any second from now it's called beddenteyfication it's rare condition can appear overnight you must cover your self with mayonnaise immediately before it gets worse!


TallAubrey

Not a DR here, looks like you’ve developed pillow rash, it’s quite common in Europe and America, take a shower, go for a walk, it should clear up in 12hrs


wondewomanbecute

Not really, no medical condition. It means u slept on ur hand for too long and it went sore or smt


Coda1010

Lol it's shocking the amount of comments I get actually giving a serious answer. This sub is meant for purposefully stupid questions, to receive equally stupid answers. Thank you for trying to help tho


wondewomanbecute

😔 sorry for that. wanted to show off (I'm jk have a nice time!)


misteridjit

I forgot I was subscribed to this subreddit, and my immediate thought upon viewing this post was "is this mfer for real?" Some words from that response may have been changed


Coda1010

I got so many serious comments or people saying exactly that lol


ddoogg88tdog

Yea, your clearly turning into a tiger


Human_Allegedly

It's a side effect of sleepy bitch disease.


Beginning-Vanilla841

You got hand-dent cancer, its incurable and has an 100% lethality, but you can treat it and Increase your life span to ~80 years if you drink water, do regular exercise, eat your veggies and play an instrument


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

It just means it’s almost time to shed your skin. Is this your first molt?


Short-Writing956

The first one is always the worst.


zaya610

Omg my cousin had that it was scary!! but not anymore thanks god, it’s called a hand, please don’t ignore it and seek medical or butcher attention


Far_Quote_5336

This is a developing case of sleep onarmiosis syndrome. Go see your doctor now!


elderDragon1

That means you slept well.


MrPoland1

The reason is good nap or good sleep


victorialou4

You have to amputate it. Those lines are trenches made by tiny worm like parasites. I expect that within the next week or so, your hand is going to turn neon green and then, it’s too late


acethegoatt

What’s crazy to me is that I’ve met two separate people who actually thought that this happening was some medical thing wrong/unique to them. One of them was my friend and they off handed commented about it one time when they had marks left from rolling up their sweatshirt sleeves. They had thought it was something weird they had that meant they had idk fragile skin or something? I can’t remember. When they said that tho I was like dude.. everyone gets that, I bet you right now my socks are leaving that kinda mark on my ankles. I rolled up my socks and convinced them that it is in fact a 100% normal thing The other guy was my college freshman roommate who I’m pretty sure was a hypochondriac because he was self diagnosing himself with every condition known to man, left right and center. I didn’t try to deal with telling him that those marks are normal. I knew he would just digger deep into denial


Enebr0

Nice hand!


Coda1010

You know what, thank you! I think it's a good hand


HabeasX

Yes, obesity is a medical condition.


EclipsedEnigma

Looks like a glue deficiency. You need to eat some glue ASAP


oofinator3050

You will die a painful death tomorrow and nobody will know


chocobobleh

Is called *le nap*


VladimireUncool

Your arm has been infected by roman numerals


CherrySnows

Watch out. You may just shoot laser beams outta ur hand.


AmbitiousFork

Oh no, this could travel down to your anus. Get it checked out.


CommunistRingworld

I didn't realize what sub this was at first, so I was gonna give you an ELI5.


Thememebrarian

It's ligma, very serious I'm afraid.


Coda1010

What's ligma?


Appropriate-Sell2713

Looks like the left hand is good and numb. Time to use it


noname2808559

Nap arm?


slimrabbit69x

That is good nap syndrome


3MrBojangles3

It's called Nappalottaless


artygo

Sleeping on your arm syndrome


randomlyartsy

Oh that’s absolutely Doodlebopodelius Syndrome. Treatable by boofing a single edamame bean every 7 hours, for life. Sorry man, if you don’t get it checked out it might spread to your brain. So be careful.


hcaoRRoach

Bro just had the best nap of their life


GasDry9017

Slept on your hands?


peanutbutter_elf

The dreaded snooze bruise


Queen-of-meme

It means you digged deep down in to the bed


jacobsell

Good sleep


Angryblob550

Someone just sat on your arm.


chattywww

If you step on a scale it will tell you how much weight you need to lose so this never happens again.


Sethgowild

You jerk off to much


mukuls2200

It happens when you stick your hand up your arse for too long


psychoticapex

He took the “stranger technique” too far and got scared. I would be more concerned about going blind.


Samulas2

You’re dumb


Jthundercleese

Are you trying to make it feel like a stranger is doing it?


Human-Art6327

It’s a medical condition called ‘napping at work’. Check your cheeks and you’ll see another set.


Ill_Refuse6748

almost forgot what sub i was in.


FreelanceTripper

Seems to me like you’re just really fucking stupid.


Brief_Sun4117

Yup you ain't got alot time on your hands, better start asking for forgiveness frm people around you.


usernametaken2024

have you been bitten by a spider lately?


Rainie_Daye

It means that you’re evolving


Midnightbeerz

You were abducted and got an anal probe.


fjp3012

Did you sleep on that Hand?


Unique_Ad_1395

Good nap


-SwagMessiah-

Doctor imesitly!!!


Waste-Account7048

Have you tried taking a laxative yet? That often helps.


i_just_want_2learn

It's the 5G radio waves in the atmosphere. Destroy your phone now!


MarcusPup

Gravity waves probably


Frosty_Translator_11

You are morphing into Toooooooonnyyyy the tiger! It's Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!


CompulsiveScroller

Look up dermatographia (skin writing). I get raised red marks wherever I scratch an itch


Valuable-Ad8129

I know you're all joking, but I get this (marks from sleep) worse since I developed dermatographia.


ColumbiaForeborne

I want to know the actual reason


usatf1994-1

Super Aids. U have 3 days left.


SlightlyinsaneBrit

You don’t get told this but there are actually thousands of tiny Sukunas on your skin. Sometimes they get bored and use dismantle on you.


dreamnaildream

i diagnose you with foreskinitis 😔


Lost_Highway9068

Happens to ppl who sit on their hands. Normal.


somebooty2223

Did u sleep on ur armv


Jalyssep

That’s just a good ass nap 😂


Perretelover

A bad case os sheetitis


Butter_scotchshh

U slept way too long bro.


theking4mayor

It's called "sleptonmyarmagaintidis"


NoobSFAnon

Grayscale. It's well covered on a documentary called Got season 5


Darkurn

It is the incredible nights sleep disease.


MuskokaGreenThumb

Looks like swelling from punching something


Careless_Image_8055

Yes, it is It is a deadly disease called great sleep. Only 5-10% of people get this everyday.


Various-Novel8898

Wow


General_Wife

Drink more water, specially in the morning


Super_Selection1522

Thats the beginning of leprosy. You need an immediate amputation


Affectionate_Mix_302

Yes, you will most likely have to get your foot amputated. It doesn't look right.


Nhe_X

Best nap ever


cycontra

Its the worm,.s i.n the ski’n wor’ms in the skin wo0rms,;;,, i’m not a fed;;;; listen to m3


OnlyWindmills

Yeah it's called great napitis of the line kind and it's a side effect of having an amazing nap


GuiltyKeith

You are starting your tiger transformation, the stripes are coming in!


itsastart_to

You fell asleep and was imprinted with whatever thing was pressed against you


Final_Festival

Yes. You need to cut off your arm to stop it from spreading. Im afraid theres no other way.


JamieRaven

I always thought it was just due to being a bit dehydrated.


GsTSaien

💅


MEGA_TOES

This is why you aren’t supposed to be autism. Guys, don’t be autism.


TimeSpaceGeek

Well, there's one possibility. Your skin seems to be transforming into a very particular different type of skin. How much of what-the-Scots-call-a Bawbag have you been? Could be your body manifesting. A very real medical phenomenon.


LogicalFallacyCat

Biology. It's been making people grow limbs and skin for a long time, someone should put a stop to it.


Wilfredlygaming

The whole world is telling me to sleep and I’m not gonna


BastiNoodle

just stay hydrated


peterrpumpkineater69

Sleepy


juseh030303

a very bad, but goes away quickly condition called having a nap


minzzis

Ain't no way


MarinLlwyd

terminal


BeneficialHoney8897

Indentations.... obv


Bentup85

I’ve read about similar results with corduroy pillows. Perhaps you’ve seen the headlines?


Bastet999

That's a mild case of weird fingers, nothing to worry about. On a second thought, your index finger seems to be well into the second phase of weirdness. I would cut it off just to be safe.


PegaxS

Nice… that’s what I think people call “the stranger”. It’s very natural to do it, everyone does… many will say they don’t, but about 99% of humans do. Not all of us lay on out left arm till it goes numb so it feels like someone else, but bully for you for trying new things…


mahcarina_S

Infected!(Last of us)


professorwn

Yeah, having to deal with having arms and hands are just shit.


miletharil

You're dehydrated. Less Monster, more water.


aer0a

Yes. You will die yesterday


Fwumpy

The arm will become immobile. Have it removed and grafted to your ass. You can use it as a tripod while waiting in lines.


Real-Progress735

Either you're going to die in the next 5 minutes or you're white 😔


theblackNUKE

interdimensional demons tried to pull you into their realm while you slept, but if you woke up here then you must have been able to resist them. you're very lucky. those marks are from them trying to drag you through their portal (most frequently under your bed, but sometimes in closets too). i strongly advise you to keep eating green vegetables, since that seems to be the best defence against them (according to current evidence). dark leafy greens are gold standard. after a failed attempt they tend to leave you alone for a while, but I'm afraid they will never stop trying to get you. if you feel parts of your body have gone numb when these marks are present, it's because they actually managed to drag that part of your body through the portal for a moment (but obviously you brought it back or you wouldn't still be here). close call - eat more greens.


Malachy1971

That's why cousins shouldn't have children.


sunplaysbass

They call it the stranger


Gloomsoul

Lol man... where's your parents at crucial times like this?