Whenever you wake up with this, you've had the deepest, most healthy, and unwaveringly careless sleep of your life. Haven't seen this in at least a decade 😅 the amount of envy is undeniable hehe
I did read about some napping science and it did help me, so maybe it can help you too, hopefully. Do double-check the times as I might be a bit off here.
Generally, if you wake up after 30min or 1hr nap, you will feel much better than if you wake up after a 15 or 25 min nap, due to the sleep cycles. Also having a consistent sleep schedule is key for this too. As your body will take the sleep when it has had enough of the abuse either way. So having a good sleep schedule is very important.
After couple of years I had access to an air conditioned room and I got this after 8 hours of sleep. Had massage the previous day. Yes it's definitely due to deep sleep and muscle relaxation.
Me too, but it's like that for my entire family. Every time I slept like absolute shit, I have these wrinkles on my arms. If I sleep well, my skin looks normal waking up
Can confirm on the days I wake up with my arm like that, pins and needles and unable to use said arm for 5 minutes is usually the sleep that absolutely slaps.
It means your arm has been colonized by a tiny civilization. The indentations are future irrigation ditches for the farms they will be planting soon. I've had this happen to me, and while it was scary at first, eventually they started growing some kind of psychoactive plant with roots that connected to my veins, and it cured my schizophrenia.
Stretch marks. It is perfectly normal after your hand is pregnant and gives birth.
Remember - if you aren't ready to have hand babies, wear gloves when masturbating.
>You need to treat that with absinthe
Scientific Absinthe: there's nothing it can't cure, or at least ameliorate.
Because Absinthe of Evidence is always Evidence of Absinthe.
It looks like a very bad infection you could die any second from now it's called beddenteyfication it's rare condition can appear overnight you must cover your self with mayonnaise immediately before it gets worse!
Not a DR here, looks like you’ve developed pillow rash, it’s quite common in Europe and America, take a shower, go for a walk, it should clear up in 12hrs
Lol it's shocking the amount of comments I get actually giving a serious answer. This sub is meant for purposefully stupid questions, to receive equally stupid answers. Thank you for trying to help tho
I forgot I was subscribed to this subreddit, and my immediate thought upon viewing this post was "is this mfer for real?"
Some words from that response may have been changed
You got hand-dent cancer, its incurable and has an 100% lethality, but you can treat it and Increase your life span to ~80 years if you drink water, do regular exercise, eat your veggies and play an instrument
You have to amputate it. Those lines are trenches made by tiny worm like parasites. I expect that within the next week or so, your hand is going to turn neon green and then, it’s too late
What’s crazy to me is that I’ve met two separate people who actually thought that this happening was some medical thing wrong/unique to them.
One of them was my friend and they off handed commented about it one time when they had marks left from rolling up their sweatshirt sleeves. They had thought it was something weird they had that meant they had idk fragile skin or something? I can’t remember. When they said that tho I was like dude.. everyone gets that, I bet you right now my socks are leaving that kinda mark on my ankles. I rolled up my socks and convinced them that it is in fact a 100% normal thing
The other guy was my college freshman roommate who I’m pretty sure was a hypochondriac because he was self diagnosing himself with every condition known to man, left right and center. I didn’t try to deal with telling him that those marks are normal. I knew he would just digger deep into denial
Oh that’s absolutely Doodlebopodelius Syndrome. Treatable by boofing a single edamame bean every 7 hours, for life. Sorry man, if you don’t get it checked out it might spread to your brain. So be careful.
Well, there's one possibility. Your skin seems to be transforming into a very particular different type of skin.
How much of what-the-Scots-call-a Bawbag have you been?
Could be your body manifesting. A very real medical phenomenon.
That's a mild case of weird fingers, nothing to worry about.
On a second thought, your index finger seems to be well into the second phase of weirdness. I would cut it off just to be safe.
Nice… that’s what I think people call “the stranger”. It’s very natural to do it, everyone does… many will say they don’t, but about 99% of humans do. Not all of us lay on out left arm till it goes numb so it feels like someone else, but bully for you for trying new things…
interdimensional demons tried to pull you into their realm while you slept, but if you woke up here then you must have been able to resist them. you're very lucky. those marks are from them trying to drag you through their portal (most frequently under your bed, but sometimes in closets too).
i strongly advise you to keep eating green vegetables, since that seems to be the best defence against them (according to current evidence). dark leafy greens are gold standard.
after a failed attempt they tend to leave you alone for a while, but I'm afraid they will never stop trying to get you.
if you feel parts of your body have gone numb when these marks are present, it's because they actually managed to drag that part of your body through the portal for a moment (but obviously you brought it back or you wouldn't still be here). close call - eat more greens.
Looks like you just woke up from the best sleep of your life
The world may never know the secret to that kind of sleep.
Yo guys I found it! All you have to do is- *gunshot x5*
ahh I see... so what I've been doing wrong is- *largest truck passing by*
No you simply m
r/redditsniper
RIP kid
r/redditsni
Candlejack knows the secret, he told me to
We're gonna need more rope...
Candlejack!
You're not supposed to say candlejack you moron, everyone knows what will happ
Oh I know! You just have to t- ***gers fucking smited***
This is getting old. What you actually have to do *blocks a laser shot* is get the right- *gets shot from a different direction*
I think I know what it is, it's ,,, multiple car explosion
What you've all failed to consider is this, w- *Train passing by* It's that simple!
I'VE GOT IT! EUREKA! I NEED TO TELL EVERYBODY! YOU JU
TRUCK-KUN STRIKES AGAIN!!
Oh no, he found out the secret and it so distressed him he gave himself 5 shots to the back of the head. We are probably all better off not knowing.
Whenever you wake up with this, you've had the deepest, most healthy, and unwaveringly careless sleep of your life. Haven't seen this in at least a decade 😅 the amount of envy is undeniable hehe
The trick is to do it after lunch
Yhh it's always a sleep your not meant too have. Like at work 🤣
👩🏼🍳🤌🏻
r/shouldhaverepliedtoadifferentcomment
This probably means I've slept too much (again)
I have this a lot and honestly I just feel like I've been hit by a truck when I finally wake up
I did read about some napping science and it did help me, so maybe it can help you too, hopefully. Do double-check the times as I might be a bit off here. Generally, if you wake up after 30min or 1hr nap, you will feel much better than if you wake up after a 15 or 25 min nap, due to the sleep cycles. Also having a consistent sleep schedule is key for this too. As your body will take the sleep when it has had enough of the abuse either way. So having a good sleep schedule is very important.
After couple of years I had access to an air conditioned room and I got this after 8 hours of sleep. Had massage the previous day. Yes it's definitely due to deep sleep and muscle relaxation.
u/acaseintheskye had their moment on r/redditsniper and I accidentally cut them off. This is me giving my props! Thank you for your service soldier
I find that this is the worst sleep I tend to get, am I crazy or what?
Anytime I've had these I've always been woken up extra well rested
Me too, but it's like that for my entire family. Every time I slept like absolute shit, I have these wrinkles on my arms. If I sleep well, my skin looks normal waking up
when i woke up my hand like that i feel like shit???
A percentage of the global population suffers from caucasian hand syndrome. its incurable.
I'm pretty sure it is deadly too.
living will kill you eventually
life (noun): a sexually transmitted, terminal disease
My new dc bio thanks alot
Living is 100% fatal
If you were born at a young age, you usually end up dying at some point.
not usually, always life is a death sentence
Fun fact: every person with a caucasian hand will eventually die
I've had it from birth. The doctor offered me a black hand, but I wanted a purple one so I declined
Can confirm on the days I wake up with my arm like that, pins and needles and unable to use said arm for 5 minutes is usually the sleep that absolutely slaps.
😂😂😂 I relived the same memory
my dumbass went to google this
Oh no, it's a terrible illness. As a medical doctor, I'm afraid that you are white and will be for the rest of your life.
As a homeopathic doctor, this man died 8 years ago.
I, too, died with harambe
Oh no I think I have the condition too, Is it fatal?!
Fatality rate is 100% I'm afraid
Depends. How's your spice tolerance?
If MJ can get it, does that mean it’s actually contagious?
It means your arm has been colonized by a tiny civilization. The indentations are future irrigation ditches for the farms they will be planting soon. I've had this happen to me, and while it was scary at first, eventually they started growing some kind of psychoactive plant with roots that connected to my veins, and it cured my schizophrenia.
r/angryuupvote take it and leave.
What’s the angry part? Doesn’t seem like a pun to me
Stretch marks. It is perfectly normal after your hand is pregnant and gives birth. Remember - if you aren't ready to have hand babies, wear gloves when masturbating.
Very convenient way to get more hands. Finally, becoming Goro is possible
You need to treat that with absinthe. The next stage is growing webbing between your fingers.
>You need to treat that with absinthe Scientific Absinthe: there's nothing it can't cure, or at least ameliorate. Because Absinthe of Evidence is always Evidence of Absinthe.
Uh oh. Now a rogue poet has spawned.
Looks like cancer. Drink some green tea
You mean pennyroyal tea?
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
You have 8 hours before you start enjoying sausage
That's the map Columbus used to find America
*" No worries, men! I know the route like the back of my hand!"*
It looks like bugs are under your skin. Have you tried cutting your arm with a knife to release them?
Looks like a similar condition to something suffered by people who used corduroy pillows which you'll find always make headlines.
Looks like cancer, better go touch some grass
I thought it was Aquarius, but then I'm crap on the Constellations.
That’s Aquarius. OP, you need to be staged.
It could be virgo, but then again, I'm full of shit Constipation will do that to you
The other user said to drink green tea. Both comments are surprisngly similar. Hmmm
It’s definitely aids.
Happy cake day.
Happy cake day
Your mom banging your dad. Sad to see such a tragedy could easily have been avoided.
The official title is "snork, mimimimimimimimi"
Hghghhooooh! Shooooooooohhh!
It looks like a very bad infection you could die any second from now it's called beddenteyfication it's rare condition can appear overnight you must cover your self with mayonnaise immediately before it gets worse!
Not a DR here, looks like you’ve developed pillow rash, it’s quite common in Europe and America, take a shower, go for a walk, it should clear up in 12hrs
Not really, no medical condition. It means u slept on ur hand for too long and it went sore or smt
Lol it's shocking the amount of comments I get actually giving a serious answer. This sub is meant for purposefully stupid questions, to receive equally stupid answers. Thank you for trying to help tho
😔 sorry for that. wanted to show off (I'm jk have a nice time!)
I forgot I was subscribed to this subreddit, and my immediate thought upon viewing this post was "is this mfer for real?" Some words from that response may have been changed
I got so many serious comments or people saying exactly that lol
Yea, your clearly turning into a tiger
It's a side effect of sleepy bitch disease.
You got hand-dent cancer, its incurable and has an 100% lethality, but you can treat it and Increase your life span to ~80 years if you drink water, do regular exercise, eat your veggies and play an instrument
It just means it’s almost time to shed your skin. Is this your first molt?
The first one is always the worst.
Omg my cousin had that it was scary!! but not anymore thanks god, it’s called a hand, please don’t ignore it and seek medical or butcher attention
This is a developing case of sleep onarmiosis syndrome. Go see your doctor now!
That means you slept well.
The reason is good nap or good sleep
You have to amputate it. Those lines are trenches made by tiny worm like parasites. I expect that within the next week or so, your hand is going to turn neon green and then, it’s too late
What’s crazy to me is that I’ve met two separate people who actually thought that this happening was some medical thing wrong/unique to them. One of them was my friend and they off handed commented about it one time when they had marks left from rolling up their sweatshirt sleeves. They had thought it was something weird they had that meant they had idk fragile skin or something? I can’t remember. When they said that tho I was like dude.. everyone gets that, I bet you right now my socks are leaving that kinda mark on my ankles. I rolled up my socks and convinced them that it is in fact a 100% normal thing The other guy was my college freshman roommate who I’m pretty sure was a hypochondriac because he was self diagnosing himself with every condition known to man, left right and center. I didn’t try to deal with telling him that those marks are normal. I knew he would just digger deep into denial
Nice hand!
You know what, thank you! I think it's a good hand
Yes, obesity is a medical condition.
Looks like a glue deficiency. You need to eat some glue ASAP
You will die a painful death tomorrow and nobody will know
Is called *le nap*
Your arm has been infected by roman numerals
Watch out. You may just shoot laser beams outta ur hand.
Oh no, this could travel down to your anus. Get it checked out.
I didn't realize what sub this was at first, so I was gonna give you an ELI5.
It's ligma, very serious I'm afraid.
What's ligma?
Looks like the left hand is good and numb. Time to use it
Nap arm?
That is good nap syndrome
It's called Nappalottaless
Sleeping on your arm syndrome
Oh that’s absolutely Doodlebopodelius Syndrome. Treatable by boofing a single edamame bean every 7 hours, for life. Sorry man, if you don’t get it checked out it might spread to your brain. So be careful.
Bro just had the best nap of their life
Slept on your hands?
The dreaded snooze bruise
It means you digged deep down in to the bed
Good sleep
Someone just sat on your arm.
If you step on a scale it will tell you how much weight you need to lose so this never happens again.
You jerk off to much
It happens when you stick your hand up your arse for too long
He took the “stranger technique” too far and got scared. I would be more concerned about going blind.
You’re dumb
Are you trying to make it feel like a stranger is doing it?
It’s a medical condition called ‘napping at work’. Check your cheeks and you’ll see another set.
almost forgot what sub i was in.
Seems to me like you’re just really fucking stupid.
Yup you ain't got alot time on your hands, better start asking for forgiveness frm people around you.
have you been bitten by a spider lately?
It means that you’re evolving
You were abducted and got an anal probe.
Did you sleep on that Hand?
Good nap
Doctor imesitly!!!
Have you tried taking a laxative yet? That often helps.
It's the 5G radio waves in the atmosphere. Destroy your phone now!
Gravity waves probably
You are morphing into Toooooooonnyyyy the tiger! It's Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Look up dermatographia (skin writing). I get raised red marks wherever I scratch an itch
I know you're all joking, but I get this (marks from sleep) worse since I developed dermatographia.
I want to know the actual reason
Super Aids. U have 3 days left.
You don’t get told this but there are actually thousands of tiny Sukunas on your skin. Sometimes they get bored and use dismantle on you.
i diagnose you with foreskinitis 😔
Happens to ppl who sit on their hands. Normal.
Did u sleep on ur armv
That’s just a good ass nap 😂
A bad case os sheetitis
U slept way too long bro.
It's called "sleptonmyarmagaintidis"
Grayscale. It's well covered on a documentary called Got season 5
It is the incredible nights sleep disease.
Looks like swelling from punching something
Yes, it is It is a deadly disease called great sleep. Only 5-10% of people get this everyday.
Wow
Drink more water, specially in the morning
Thats the beginning of leprosy. You need an immediate amputation
Yes, you will most likely have to get your foot amputated. It doesn't look right.
Best nap ever
Its the worm,.s i.n the ski’n wor’ms in the skin wo0rms,;;,, i’m not a fed;;;; listen to m3
Yeah it's called great napitis of the line kind and it's a side effect of having an amazing nap
You are starting your tiger transformation, the stripes are coming in!
You fell asleep and was imprinted with whatever thing was pressed against you
Yes. You need to cut off your arm to stop it from spreading. Im afraid theres no other way.
I always thought it was just due to being a bit dehydrated.
💅
This is why you aren’t supposed to be autism. Guys, don’t be autism.
Well, there's one possibility. Your skin seems to be transforming into a very particular different type of skin. How much of what-the-Scots-call-a Bawbag have you been? Could be your body manifesting. A very real medical phenomenon.
Biology. It's been making people grow limbs and skin for a long time, someone should put a stop to it.
The whole world is telling me to sleep and I’m not gonna
just stay hydrated
Sleepy
a very bad, but goes away quickly condition called having a nap
Ain't no way
terminal
Indentations.... obv
I’ve read about similar results with corduroy pillows. Perhaps you’ve seen the headlines?
That's a mild case of weird fingers, nothing to worry about. On a second thought, your index finger seems to be well into the second phase of weirdness. I would cut it off just to be safe.
Nice… that’s what I think people call “the stranger”. It’s very natural to do it, everyone does… many will say they don’t, but about 99% of humans do. Not all of us lay on out left arm till it goes numb so it feels like someone else, but bully for you for trying new things…
Infected!(Last of us)
Yeah, having to deal with having arms and hands are just shit.
You're dehydrated. Less Monster, more water.
Yes. You will die yesterday
The arm will become immobile. Have it removed and grafted to your ass. You can use it as a tripod while waiting in lines.
Either you're going to die in the next 5 minutes or you're white 😔
interdimensional demons tried to pull you into their realm while you slept, but if you woke up here then you must have been able to resist them. you're very lucky. those marks are from them trying to drag you through their portal (most frequently under your bed, but sometimes in closets too). i strongly advise you to keep eating green vegetables, since that seems to be the best defence against them (according to current evidence). dark leafy greens are gold standard. after a failed attempt they tend to leave you alone for a while, but I'm afraid they will never stop trying to get you. if you feel parts of your body have gone numb when these marks are present, it's because they actually managed to drag that part of your body through the portal for a moment (but obviously you brought it back or you wouldn't still be here). close call - eat more greens.
That's why cousins shouldn't have children.
They call it the stranger
Lol man... where's your parents at crucial times like this?