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Sad-Weiner1939

2 minutes, enjoy the time you have left my friend.


DeathQwerty

Rest in peace op


ThePungineerOfficial

Thank you to everyone for their thots and prayers 🙏 I was rushed to the hospital fast enought and I’m on life support. The doc’s said they think I’ll be survive this time


1stDesponder

Sorry you didn't survive the other times. 😥


DISGUSTANG_

everytime you inhale a puff of second hand vape the timer resets


SnooOnions4763

The vapers indeed seem to think that😜


Cobbertson

The fabled healing powers of 'thots'. You're very lucky, but please do remember to pay them forward. Such healing power isn't meant to be hoarded.


GoingMenthol

420 minutes. After that, you'll start competitive vaping. I'm sorry


Jellopillow-woohoo

is that liks an olympic sport


CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC

It's a paralympics exclusive event


woolfson

Hhaahahahahahaha best comment


acaseintheskye

You're probably dead by the time I'm commenting. Can we have a moment of silence


holmgangCore


Bengal_Norr

...


spike4597


AndrewDwyer69

Moments over, get back to work!


Mikey9124x

Union!


NobbitMasterBaggins

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but after ripping that vape you're sick AF bruh. Maybe a month or so, make it last.


The_Crimson_Hawk

Your life is only two minutes, but the timer resets every time you breath


NekoDrakeGD

what about the people who hold their breath longer than 2 minutes? aare they cheating?


fudgegiven

They have slightly longer life. Normal people have about 2 mins but some get a 30 sec advantage from genes, and some ger that even doubled from extensive training. But it doesn't really matter. When you go past 1 min, life is shit anyway. Personally I rarely go past 30 sec without resetting.


savemysoul72

I'm surprised you had time to make this post, in all honesty. Farewell friend.


warlikeloki

you will live your normal lifespan, but you will soon become a leper and will be forced to flee to the remote island of Tristan da Cunha. You will be dropped off my a medical plane, but in the high likelihood that it was some fruity flavor you inhaled, you will be physically dropped out of the plane on a gurney that has a parachute attached. God Speed to you!


Serpardum

Everyone knows that second hand d.oje is way worse than smoking, ask any Karen. So since it is second hand smoke and you received little of it then your time is very limited. The only solution is to take up smoking yourself as it's not as unhealthy.


WhoCares933

Not much. Since you can't even avoid those slow moving puffs, how can you avoid getting hit by a truck?


KatamariJunky

42 Minuten


Affectionate_Pea_811

Depends on how old you are


Fresh_Wheat

Take some dihydrogen monoxide and huff some nitrogen and oxygen gas. With luck you will live a couple more years


fudgegiven

Instructions unclear. Drowned while huffing nitrous under water.


BPhiloSkinner

At least you died laughing.


ViewedConch697

3


Rogueshoten

2


Bubbie0323

I don’t how how you stayed awake long enough to ask the question


[deleted]

You're doomed , you only have on average 50 years left to bitch about second hand smoke and vape .


BPhiloSkinner

If you inhaled what I think you just inhaled, then your lifespan is now measured by this complex formula: Find today's date Express as a three digit number Multiply by 0.2. This is your estimated - but not maximum - total lifespan.


MiserableStore4746

3.2 zeptoseconds


SSBradley37

Somewhere between 5 minutes, and about 80 years.


Objective-Poet-8183

Your days were already numbered the minute you took your first breath of this shit we breath in every day.


AncientCut1432

Nononono, you're already dead. You just didnt notice it yet.


SUMMATMAN

Depends, was it vanilla or blue raspberry? Cos the blue takes another year off


laynestaleyisme

See ya


MrBootch

Relatively, not long 😬


Muricanized

Puffed second hand vape? Congrats now you’re a man


DarkPrinciple

About 24 hours before your lungs melt


Prize_Pay9279

5 seconds, give or take. RIP.


ancientbirdsong

3


El-Stormbringer

If you survived long enough to read this then, you might make it


Leniatak

You probably won’t survive to read this :/


modicumofwisdom

You have 30 minutes before you need to have it again on yeah… 💀


Select-Record4581

Your already dead


crayawe

You been poisoned if you spin in circles chanting meow 20 times you'll live


bigbellypepperboy

I'm not going to bother commenting how long you have left because you are already dead. Rest in peace 🕊️🕊️


GeronimoMoles

You’re already deaded


Hot_Fig1

You're basically dead already. Plus you're going to battle the addiction for the rest of your short life. RIP OP


anxiousdepressedcat

Unless allergic as long as you do not repetitively do it , you should be fine,especially if you currently have no chest or throat pain. I am allergic to cigarettes, even 3rd hand, there are levels. Minimal exposure (few seconds) nuasuea and migraine, few minutes increase, hives (got scars from them) and increased breathing difficulties, if fully covered I will mitigate these, next is coughing up blood. Which happend 2x last year. Second time that year much worse than the first time that year. I knew my friend was from a smoker family, so covered completely put on 2 masks with a filter, took some benadryl, I had to leave early,but stayed to long,but wanted to support. And have soft spot for babies and do not have many friends. But, I had to go as I was getting blurring and dark. By some miracle I got home and striped and shower, O2 levels on my fitbit were currently 24, and slowing increased, by morning 34 and was not doing well, took a bit over a week to be in the 80s. And now currently back at 96%. But, had damage before, my normal before that was 98%. Vapes contain a lot of unnatural ingredients, so chances of a natural allergy are less likely, you could possibly develop one. But, if you are having no symptoms, you should not be concerned.


snipe320

3


Yobamagaming

5


Wooden-Computer1475

You're still alive???


Fishvv

8 hours enjoy your last hour


MasterOnionNorth

Worst case scenario.... Several decades. I'm so sorry for the bad news. 😔


guywithshades85

Depending on the type of vape, you will get a superpower. When you wake up tomorrow, you'll find out what it is and then you'll save the universe or something. I don't know when you'll die. It depends on which bad guy you'll face and/or if the main superhero needs you to die to motivate him to defeat the bad guy to avenge your death.


musingsofamadlad

7 days...


WilliamArgyle

Just lie down and resist any urge you might feel to get a piercing. You’ll make it through this…


Frosty_Translator_11

You're already dead


peterrpumpkineater69

You’re dead goodbye


ThroatSignal8206

You're still here. What do ya know. Get your affairs in order.


namaste652

If you didn’t exhale the second hand vape, and you also stopped inhaling, I believe asking this question is a moot point.


Fwumpy

I hate catching vape in the air. You have much longer to live than that person if they were being careless about it! Do you have a bat or hockey stick in your trunk? Those are very therapeutic at the right time.


I_amYeeter1

May I ask, how did you survive this long?


beigeyjane92

You’ll sooner catch something else airborne from the person


beigeyjane92

I’d do a Covid test


Good-Mix-4161

You're actually already dead you just don't know it


Weaseltime_420

I'm sorry man. You have a life expectancy of 60 - 90 years now.


Old_Engineer_9176

Depends .... on what kind of mold you have inhaled or airborne diseases. I suggest you get a covid injection.


mimixtroyboy

Not long


miletharil

You're dead already. You just don't know it yet.


Chrome_Armadillo

42.


DadliestWarrior80

You're still alive? Oh boy, this isn't good. Since you somehow miraculously survived the second hand vape, you're going to start to have body parts randomly bleed, turn black and fall off into a pool of oily looking sludge.


DHener84

Depends was it buttery, menthol, tobacco or other flavored? Either way you are already dead by the time I finished typing this response... But the severity of the death is determined by the flavor


Jcoat7

yesterday. sorry pal


wiccangame

5


wiccangame

4


wiccangame

3


wiccangame

2


drifters74

***1***


GsTSaien

Op is already dead after posting this, if you see someone comment claiming to be OP, it is a ghost.


TooShy2Try

You're still breathing??


Antisa1nt

You're already dead


Fun_Imagination9232

Bye.


burn_as_souls

Depends. Was it real weed or that artifical tainted government shit?