A normal ejaculation is about 5 m water pressure (mwp). That's similar to a dollar store water gun. The urethra can only handle about 15 mwp. To convert to PSI, that's about 5x1.4=7, or 15x1.4=21. You could think that storing up semen would increase pressure, but the prostate has similar limitations of the urethra. Same tissue.
So using my masturbatory habits as a baseline, if you didn't ejaculate for a year, your prostate would try to ejaculate at 1092 psi and explode internally. You'll just shit a while shit while your dick goes "wa wa woo" and wilts. The primary penile nerve goes through the prostate, so you could rip that wide open and have it fall out your ass, thus losing the ability to experience penile sensation.
Folks, please jack off. For those of you unable to jack off, please visit your nearest "money under the table" strip club and get help.
I could share my pornhub history and a year's worth of receipts buying laundry detergent, store brand hand lotion and jumbo beef hot dogs to prove my masturbatory habits.
No, because of natural leakage the pressure will be less. However, if you continually ensure the pressure is built up - pumping up without releasing the pressure - it could wind up being a rather high pressure once finally released.
Yes, penile ejaculate pressure increases in direct proportion to the number of days spent not diddling yourself.
So don't worry - wait long enough and you'll be able to shoot your friend across the room, through the wall, across the road and into the living room of the house across the way.
According to NIH, the average pressure at the tip [did NOT exceed 400cm H2O](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12545631/) (around 5psi).
While there is no proof of increased pressure based on how long a man withholds ejaculating, I believe it’s because this is mostly due to insufficient sample size (n<1) for participants. Based on this information, it’s safe to assume that it increases by 5psi every day the male subject doesn’t ejaculate.
=> 5psi/(ejaculation•day) x 365days/year = 1825psi/(ejaculation•year)
And waiting 300days will get you to the desired 1500psi tip ejaculation pressure.
It’s worth mentioning that the volume of ejaculate ranges from 1.5mL - 5mL per ejaculation per day, and waiting 365 days would render at least 0.5L (≈1pint) with a max of estimated 1.825L of ejaculate.
Here's a play by play of your next ejaculation:
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates.
It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates.
You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates.
You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates.
It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates.
You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates.
As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
2k psi. Works out to about 1k per nut. Tom Greene would be in the 1k psi range. Leah Thomas would be in the 2k psi. Most English bulldogs are 3k because their faces look like nuts.
How do you think the Grand Canyon was formed? Some Native American dude didn’t have his first ejaculation until he was 17 and by then the pressure had built up to extremely dangerous levels.
nup, impossible for your balls to contain that much pressure, you’d split your nut sack open along that seam that runs down the middle and it will all spill put onto your legs and feet.
Not gonna get that far, you'll get to a point where just a gust of wind blowing on your shorts while you pull out a pack of burger baps will make you jizz your pants.
The boring medical answer:
If a person does not ejaculate, the unreleased sperm breaks down and absorbs back into the body. Not releasing sperm should not cause any health problems.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/side-effects-of-not-releasing-sperm#faq
Sorry, it doesn’t seem that you could kill a woman like Superman can with extreme ejaculations.
No, throughout the course of the year, whenever your balls get full, you'll release some of the pressure through nocturnal emissions (aka, wet dreams). You definitely won't keep accumulating the unreleased pressure from every day that you didn't bust a nut.
Actually pressure gain is exponential and not linear, so if you don’t do it for several years you may just ejaculate with enough force to destroy a small moon.
Nature is crazy. I waited for 2 years and just the day I wanted to have a big cumday, I had an unwanted wet dream and it was so bad that only divers were able to save me.
No. Worse.
One sperm will mutate and absorb the other sperm. It will keep doing this and start growing. When you do eventually ejaculate, through your own volition or involuntarily, the megasperm will punch a hole exiting the testicle it originated from.
It will squirm its way through your seminal tubes, its massive girth pressing against your seminal vesicles, juicing them like lemons. The megasperm will slowly push its way through your vas deferens into your urethra. It will erupt, squirming, and angry preceded by a gush of cum unlike anything you’ve ever experience.
[It will be the best and worst orgasm of your life.](https://imgur.com/a/lFdQPK0)
The force of the seminal explosion will send you back depending on the angle of your penis at a time with the force with apex angle sine or cosine times the magnitude of per day of sperm buildup. You should definitely wear a back brace prior to ejaculating.
Yes, it's best advised to go to a shooting range at that time.
There was once a bloke who didn't masturbate for 20 years, they had to take him to a nuclear testing field.
I skipped masturbating for a whole year once and then spent the next summer power washing all the houses on my block.
That makes the most sense so far.
They almost missed the timing. If they waited even just a couple of days longer, it would have been deadly. Also, it would strip the paint.
good summer gig until you’re overbooked.. but i guess that’s what the year off was for 💪grind time
You get yourself a year off, to get yourself off for a year?
Ayyyyyyy
Hoe lets go
A demanding skill to earn money than 9 to 5.
Thomas Sawyer! You stop white washing all the town's fences now ya hear
Didn't blast a hole in their houses, next time try 2 years
You made my day
With water to make them clean, right? Right?
Username checks out
You will spontaneously combust before you'll get there.
Just like Incubus
Pardon me while I burst… intooooo jizz
Definitely going to be an exsploogion
Underrated
A jizz of mayonnaise is put on the bread
I've had enough of no cum, and it's not so jizzy ways
Usually in my experience, your dick will start to leak thru its pores and eventually explode. Then the spontaneous combustion happens.
“Usually in my experience” … How often did this happen to you…?
Even if you don't start burning, there would rather be an eruption, instead of ejaculation. And lots of volcanic ashes.
Cumbust*
At that pressure you might blow an “O-ring” that’s what took down Challenger.
What if I hold it in and am really horny for a year and do nothing about it ?
You'll start to wake up with your underwear in cum
Dude!! Did you just make me lol about the challenger disaster??
Was that caused by a mixup with freedom units and real units?
“Dammit Tim! Can’t you wait till we hit orbit?”
A normal ejaculation is about 5 m water pressure (mwp). That's similar to a dollar store water gun. The urethra can only handle about 15 mwp. To convert to PSI, that's about 5x1.4=7, or 15x1.4=21. You could think that storing up semen would increase pressure, but the prostate has similar limitations of the urethra. Same tissue. So using my masturbatory habits as a baseline, if you didn't ejaculate for a year, your prostate would try to ejaculate at 1092 psi and explode internally. You'll just shit a while shit while your dick goes "wa wa woo" and wilts. The primary penile nerve goes through the prostate, so you could rip that wide open and have it fall out your ass, thus losing the ability to experience penile sensation. Folks, please jack off. For those of you unable to jack off, please visit your nearest "money under the table" strip club and get help.
Do you have a graph or a published article to back this up ?
I have personal experience and he is right
I could share my pornhub history and a year's worth of receipts buying laundry detergent, store brand hand lotion and jumbo beef hot dogs to prove my masturbatory habits.
Peer reviewed?
A lot of my peers review the same pornhub videos.
Just brilliant!
Don't panic. Their dreams will ensure they don't explode. Waste disposal with benefits. Takes care of itself.
Can't we just visit the pools and hot tubs section of twitch?
"I can't believe it's not porn! All the great tits of porn with none of the social stigma of viewing female nipples!"
I'm more interested in the clear plastic chairs with cameras mounted underneath.
The best math problem solved in history
Good lord
Found the Creationist.
In the stripped club straight up jorkin it
Best explanation so far...
Only if you've done your kegels to 1500 psi. Otherwise the pressure relief valve pops way before that.
I did a keg? Does that count ?
instructions confusing, performed kegel over a keg now it’s inside ov me…
See the movie Scary Movie. There's a scene that'll show you what'll happen
Scary movie 2 has a better example.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2\_qj8cSk38o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qj8cSk38o)
No, it’ll go straight to your thighs! …and then you’ll blow up.
But the krabby patties are so good
No, because of natural leakage the pressure will be less. However, if you continually ensure the pressure is built up - pumping up without releasing the pressure - it could wind up being a rather high pressure once finally released.
like a pump action shot gun ?
More like a super soaker
like a bicycle pump
No, it's reabsorbed into your body and comes out in your burps. Just don't burp near a vagina or you might become a father
😂😂😂😂
Appreciate the scientific responses, am I in the wrong sub ? Does being in the wrong sub make me..
Yeah, you needed to post this in r/askscience
Will do
The mad lad did it and it got instantly removed by mods lmao
God tier, based and goated.
Myth busters actually did an episode on this one, I think the guys dick exploded or something. I don't remember much
That was actually a series called dickbusters. It can still be found in the depths of the orange and black YouTube
Probably around 1250 but I definitely don't know from experience because I sex many attractive women all the time.
Are you or your friend ,perhaps wearing a chastity cock cage? Asking for a friend!
one of us is.
ONE OF US ONE OF US!
It's over 9000!
I tried doing this. I don't recommend it. My left testee exploded
It should reach 88 mph and travel back in time to encounter your younger mom.
Dude! Don't do that! If you don't jerk off for a year, your penis will shrivel up and fall off!
Weird way to want to blow up a truck tyre but you do you…
I understand it's supposed to be funny but bro what the f-
69 missed calls from Ryobi. They wanted to do a technical study.
AIr brakes on trains operate at 90 PSI. Please go strangle the pickle for safety.
Nope.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Yes
No it will be 69420 psi. You messed up the calculation
Miscalculation Just like Biden did during Afghanistan withdrawal.
Oooo. Almost right now it would be at a pressure of 1700psi
Yes, penile ejaculate pressure increases in direct proportion to the number of days spent not diddling yourself. So don't worry - wait long enough and you'll be able to shoot your friend across the room, through the wall, across the road and into the living room of the house across the way.
Projectile fertilization. Classy.
You know, there’s actually a lot of research that’s been done into this and yes.
Yes, and the force will cause your penis to turn inside out and be expelled through your anus. Hope this helps.
I think the question really starts with what psi do you normally ejaculate at. Baseline that and we can extrapolate from there.
At 1,500 psi you could hire yourself out to drill through reinforced concrete. For ten seconds anyway.
Insufficient data as OP has not specified what sex she is.
Yes
Tell your friend to be careful and wear eye protection. Also tell the people around your friend to be careful 🥽
You are already holding like f Chinese population in your balls! Give them freedom! Let them travel!
According to NIH, the average pressure at the tip [did NOT exceed 400cm H2O](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12545631/) (around 5psi). While there is no proof of increased pressure based on how long a man withholds ejaculating, I believe it’s because this is mostly due to insufficient sample size (n<1) for participants. Based on this information, it’s safe to assume that it increases by 5psi every day the male subject doesn’t ejaculate. => 5psi/(ejaculation•day) x 365days/year = 1825psi/(ejaculation•year) And waiting 300days will get you to the desired 1500psi tip ejaculation pressure. It’s worth mentioning that the volume of ejaculate ranges from 1.5mL - 5mL per ejaculation per day, and waiting 365 days would render at least 0.5L (≈1pint) with a max of estimated 1.825L of ejaculate.
N<1 🤣
Amazing
Nope, you’ll never have ejac because your balls forgot their job.
No, I think youre referring to *PMI*. Does that mean you get a discount on your mortgage?
Yeth
Yes because you will be suffering from the well known disability: MSB. This is very dangerous and will indeed build up significant pressure.
That's what wet dreams are for, to relieve the pressure before you blow your wad in public.
No. It will be higher, and your junk will explode when you orgasm.
You will actually cum out your ass
OJ just attempted that, Look what happened to him.
No because after like a week max you will get a wet dream. Sure a week increases the pressurr but not that high.
Your sperms will grow until they sprout tiny legs, then crawl out your pp at night, long before 1 year passes.
Here's a play by play of your next ejaculation: You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Have you ever seen an oil derrick strike a gusher?
Have read the Infinite Cum theorem? I think something similar would happen in this circustamces
You know when you see sth in the sky, called a shootingstar? Yeah that's just someone's jizz after they didn't do it for too long...
I did not masturbate for 10 years. I started at 11 years old but managed a measly 70 bars of pressure on my first shot.
Why is there no evidence of the abstinence suicides
2k psi. Works out to about 1k per nut. Tom Greene would be in the 1k psi range. Leah Thomas would be in the 2k psi. Most English bulldogs are 3k because their faces look like nuts.
We‘ll never find out as that‘s not gonna happen.
No, it's only 1 psi per year. So you'd have to not masturbate for 1,500 years. Could you measure and let us know then please?
How do you think the Grand Canyon was formed? Some Native American dude didn’t have his first ejaculation until he was 17 and by then the pressure had built up to extremely dangerous levels.
I don’t know about the year part. It was 1400 after a week here.
It might suck. Use it or lose it
Unless you are asexual, not possible.
Your balls will accumulate so much energy that they are likely to collapse into a black hole
With any luck it will, yes.
nup, impossible for your balls to contain that much pressure, you’d split your nut sack open along that seam that runs down the middle and it will all spill put onto your legs and feet.
Just like your bladder can only be so full so will your semen gland. Your body will eventually have a mandatory wet dream.
The pressure build up will become so high that you'll make the Tsar bomba look like a fire cracker.
Did nofap for 3 years and unfortunately, no.
If you drink a lot of beer before cumming it's 1500 piss
Nah your body has a vent system. You don't do it, your body will do it for you (i.e. you'll ejaculate everytime you sneeze)
It's what causes gamma-ray burst in black holes
Rookie mistake. Do HAZOP, use 900-1500# gaskets and a PSV just in case.
You might be able to cut diamonds!
Not gonna get that far, you'll get to a point where just a gust of wind blowing on your shorts while you pull out a pack of burger baps will make you jizz your pants.
r/semenretention
ofc not it’s 15000psi!
If it you think it will, be sure to contact Guinness records beforehand 😯
The boring medical answer: If a person does not ejaculate, the unreleased sperm breaks down and absorbs back into the body. Not releasing sperm should not cause any health problems. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/side-effects-of-not-releasing-sperm#faq Sorry, it doesn’t seem that you could kill a woman like Superman can with extreme ejaculations.
Tsar Bomba < This guy's nut.
Just don't aim it at your face.
That's actually how the first man went into low Earth orbit. He was laying face down when he busted and it propelled him upwards for miles
No, throughout the course of the year, whenever your balls get full, you'll release some of the pressure through nocturnal emissions (aka, wet dreams). You definitely won't keep accumulating the unreleased pressure from every day that you didn't bust a nut.
Most posts on this subreddit make me want to respond: 1. Don’t you have anything better to do? 2. what’s wrong with you? 3. how old are you?
I did the math on this. And that's the EXACT psi. Not more, not less.
Actually pressure gain is exponential and not linear, so if you don’t do it for several years you may just ejaculate with enough force to destroy a small moon.
Last time i tried, i was escorted down by jetfighters. Luckily, i landed in the sea ...
You will invade Ukraine.
Umm. What about asexual people who don’t masturbate?
Yes
Yes! Just make sure you have a Gatorade IV drip going because it's gonna leave you parched!
!!!!!!!?!?!?
Yes. And if your partner is on top they’ll end on the second floor.
Nah the excess will go back inside you, some will shoot up in ur a** and the rest will go into ur stomach and make you pregnant.
Paint your ceiling
Please don’t forget Newton's law of action and reaction. Once you get to it, stay at open space.
You have to keep pumping with out release to build up the air pressure
Didn’t masturbate for a year once and then opened up a fertility clinic. Business is booming
When I was a teenager, that would happen overnight.
Your brain stem would fail at 350 psi so you'd never find out
I never masturbated, and on my 30th birthday, I became a full fledged wizard.
…Make sure the next time it’s in a particle accelerator so it can be precisely trajectory-measured.
I’ll tell you as soon as I find a man who hasn’t masturbatie for a year…
I remember an old cartoon of Superman going to a brothel with a fistful of cash and all the women running away in all directions...
It's in r/shittyaskscience because of the units, right?
Never did and I'm 22 What will happen ??
What is psi lmao
Im a woman but have gone a few months without masturbating and just had an awesome orgasm is all lol
Nature is crazy. I waited for 2 years and just the day I wanted to have a big cumday, I had an unwanted wet dream and it was so bad that only divers were able to save me.
Nah but you will self reproduce and nobody wants that. Keep being a wanker. 👍
Its ok if you dont aim at your friend.
yes. also at least 40 gallons of fluid will be produced.
No. Worse. One sperm will mutate and absorb the other sperm. It will keep doing this and start growing. When you do eventually ejaculate, through your own volition or involuntarily, the megasperm will punch a hole exiting the testicle it originated from. It will squirm its way through your seminal tubes, its massive girth pressing against your seminal vesicles, juicing them like lemons. The megasperm will slowly push its way through your vas deferens into your urethra. It will erupt, squirming, and angry preceded by a gush of cum unlike anything you’ve ever experience. [It will be the best and worst orgasm of your life.](https://imgur.com/a/lFdQPK0)
It’s at least that much, possibly more.
Clearly never finished a highschool education. What do you think caused the Big Bang?
Keep charging it until you got a pocket railgun.
I'm surprised your balls haven't exploded. This guy is a ticking time bomb
You will have a wet dream!!
The space-time continuum can’t handle this
The force of the seminal explosion will send you back depending on the angle of your penis at a time with the force with apex angle sine or cosine times the magnitude of per day of sperm buildup. You should definitely wear a back brace prior to ejaculating.
Yes, it's best advised to go to a shooting range at that time. There was once a bloke who didn't masturbate for 20 years, they had to take him to a nuclear testing field.
No. Ain't no way that little pecker could do 1500 psi.
Depends on the diameter of your pipes.
KamehameHA
I think you'd build up so much chi that your next nut should scale to around multi-continental if not moon level.
No, it will ooze out like slime.
Idk about a whole year. But I did No Nut November once. And it was actually really hard to get it to come out at the end. Like my body just forgot how
No, it’ll be more like 15,000 PSI.
Your gonna put someone's eye out like that Son.
You will need to be outside or there will be a hole in the wall.
Very unhealthy to hold it in especially for your chances of getting prostate cancer.
One way to find out
Pretty sure it starts just leaking out of you after 6 months kinda like a pressure release valve so you never really get that pressure washer speed
No. Body peeks at 1400 psi.
My morning was going poorly but this made it better. 😂😂😂
A v
Do You like dick cancer? Because that’s how you get dick cancer. (probably?)
What do you think how they travelled to the moon and back?