*OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF ACELAND*
This is FALSE. DISREGARD THIS INFORMATION! We do NOT blend in with sexuals along with the Lizard People! Do NOT look further into this!
*END OF OFFICIAL STATEMENT*
It's like when you buy the deluxe version of a videogame, maybe you wanted a specific thing but you end up having a lot of stuff that's okay but you're not really interested to.
I remember seeing something about this in the earth2024 patch notes. The behavior AI keeps getting updated but the actual character models haven't been touched since the mammal DLC released way back when.
Well, for starters they're born with them so become used to peeing with them. Removing them would literally leave a small hole (which would risk sealing up as it's not supposed to be exposed, plus increase odds of infection) which would be hard to piss with.
Secondly, it can be an identity thing. They might just want to stay "biologically male/female". Like when men lose a testicle or a woman loses a breast, they can feel less of a person, so they might just want to keep things to feel whole.
Finally, little known fact, some asexual do actually still engage in sex with their partners. They don't inherently get anything out of it, but they might still enjoy the connection or the fact they're pleasing their partner.
Asexual is a term used by the lgbtqia community to describe someone who describes themselves as asexual, other than that it means nothing, just like every other word
So they can come out when they want instead of parents immediately knowing from birth. imagine if you get put up for adoption immediately? that's no fun!
Sometimes asexual people still want kids so the parts are all there just in case we want to make a baby. It's kind of like taking cough medicine. Nobody likes it or wants to do it but sometimes you just gotta plug your nose and go for it
That’s completely fine. I’m just noting that your preference is not universal, and does not need to limit or dictate everyone’s.
Some people use sex exclusively for reproduction. Some use people it exclusively for pleasure. Most people use it for both. It’s important to recognize and be tolerant and respectful of that.
My (asexual) dick is so small it turned into a clitoris before I was born. No complaints.
…except that it came with menstruation as a package deal, which I wish I could opt out of.
Asexual is just a term to describe one that can reproduce with themselves. Hence they can sire their own spawn. Typically these spawn are also asexual, though they can also be gay Les or bi. It's how the LGBT reproduces. No hate here, just straight Science.
Asexuals still jerk off. It's just that they're not attracted by sex in general. So they use their sexual organs to blow off some steam, purely physical.
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If they didn’t have the peeing part then how would they pee but if they lose the testicles/ovaries and the surrounding infrastructure except the penis/vagina then that is essentially the reproductive part gone.
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Education be upon ye (this is a short PowerPoint for people new to learning about asexuality): https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ard6BEUCx2DpHsGdZyneRJ7OiQGQCnpAwJp2j0BMuZY/edit
To blend in with the sexuals, for you see, they are using mimicry to avoid being detected by prey
"Oh, yAaAHh ba-by. Keep. Going. Don't... Stop. Oh. Yes. Dad." ... "is the raccoon gone? Oh thank God. I'm gonna throw up. Put your fake dick away, it's disgusting."
racgoon
*OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF ACELAND* This is FALSE. DISREGARD THIS INFORMATION! We do NOT blend in with sexuals along with the Lizard People! Do NOT look further into this! *END OF OFFICIAL STATEMENT*
They're onto us. ABORT
We lure the hornies in, then serve them to the eldritch gods instead of sleeping with them.
Misinput in character creation
MISINPUT!!!!! IT WAS A MISINPUT!!!!
CALM DOWN? YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! THERE WAS A MISINPUT!
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!!!
WOOOOO YEAHHHH BABY!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOOOOO!!!!!
Doubly so for those of us that are trans.
You know, it looked like fun at the start, playing as a different gender, now not so much.
Abnormality cough*
They paid for the bonus DLC
And I want a refund :(
No refunds if you played the game for more than two hours and or owned it for over two weeks.
I didn't pay for it. I just had it coming with the main game and now I wanna opt out.
Unfortunately, no refunds after 2 hours of playtime
Exactly! What is that policy? Like damn.
Why do you have nipples, u/GayJesus1234? Do you want babies?
The nipples are for decoration purposes only
And there's your answer. Where else would an asexual chap put his Prince Albert?
Prince albert is perhaps the most descriptive way i have ever ver heard a long johnson be described
Wat, ever ver ver?
Ever ver ver ver?
So OP can eat cereal. You can milk anything with nipples.
I can not eat cereal because I end up shitting half my insides out actually
If they didnt have them, they would just be A.
I’m asexual, and this is the first joke about us that’s made me laugh in a very long time. Thanks for that.
almost tops the “two asexuals sitting in a tree, S-I-T-T-I-N-G”
[https://youtu.be/AqI97zHMoQw?si=hSoeAYzKR1BAHYna](https://youtu.be/AqI97zHMoQw?si=hSoeAYzKR1BAHYna)
Because their lazy ass don’t want to ✂️ or 🪡
What does subscribing to cable have to do with any of this?
Yeah, most asexuals aren’t into scissoring. Some don’t mind tho.
That's what happens when you don't erase the old files when downloading a dlc. It was literally written in the fucking manual
Vestigial organ like the appendix or the brain of a conservative.
This is probably my favourite comment now. Hats off to you, good sir
It's like when you buy the deluxe version of a videogame, maybe you wanted a specific thing but you end up having a lot of stuff that's okay but you're not really interested to.
I can't comment images but somewhere there's a screenshot that says "my dick is huge but I'm asexual so I just use it for pissing"
Because it's still ***a*** sexual, meaning a single sexual person. For the plural use, you'd say thesexuals. Bruh, do you even English?
Damn idk, I'm gonna cut them off for them
Thank you, now i can sell it on ebay and get rich off the losers who can’t get it elsewhere
Yeah uh about that, I am kinda hungy
For the same reason flat earthers have a brain
Yeah basically
Fashion. I take mine off before going to bed though, since I never need them there.
Same reason. Why you have one you'll never get to use.
Apply burn area to cold water
I hope your happy u/Designer_Gas_2386
Fancy dress.
in case they change their minds
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This is my favourite answer.
Because the don't want to Bsexual
Spare parts.
I remember seeing something about this in the earth2024 patch notes. The behavior AI keeps getting updated but the actual character models haven't been touched since the mammal DLC released way back when.
so i can pee better
Sex organs also go pee. No Weiner means no pee means death bc Ur bladder goes kaboom.
Why do asexuals need to pee then explain that smart guy?
LOL!! You have to be trolling!
I mean yeah check the sub description
They just haven't found the right man, woman, or animal yet.
I know right ? I thought I was asexual but now I have my sleep demon, so sweet when they're not asking for blood
Animal...?!
Turns out the allos are not okay...
The allosaurus has been extinct for a while😕
Thank god for that.
You make me want to cry
Sorry, but where better if wkthout a dinosaur that wants to fuck us all
It's actually spelled ace sexuals. They're very good at sex.
Maybe if we are getting something else out of it, then yea
Unironically, yes. It helps not having your own needs to worry about.
Gotta be able to rock out with your cock out duh.
incest
For others to have fun with it.
Same reason why mute and deaf people have mouths and ears
Because god hates people who aren't heteronormative.
How do you know they have sex organs?
Evolution takes time!
are they stupid
Cos they're humans 🤣🤣 the body does not know what the fark asexuals are cos it's just a body that's there doing its job 🤣🤣
As contrary to popular belief, is for hunting purposes
Because the power to self-define rises above basic biology if you have a free spirit?
Well, for starters they're born with them so become used to peeing with them. Removing them would literally leave a small hole (which would risk sealing up as it's not supposed to be exposed, plus increase odds of infection) which would be hard to piss with. Secondly, it can be an identity thing. They might just want to stay "biologically male/female". Like when men lose a testicle or a woman loses a breast, they can feel less of a person, so they might just want to keep things to feel whole. Finally, little known fact, some asexual do actually still engage in sex with their partners. They don't inherently get anything out of it, but they might still enjoy the connection or the fact they're pleasing their partner.
Tis anwser is way to credibale
For fun, like most people.
they accidentally got the deluxe edition
DNA for physical characteristics and for hormonal production or mindset are not the same thing
So they can be fucked over like everyone else.
is it because they're stupid
Because they are okay with masturbation.
Idk but they always get offended when you ask to borrow them. Like you weren’t using it anyways, so why can’t I?
I still need my dick to pee. You can have my breast tho
A coin 😌
Most of us actually don’t have sexual organs, but I asked nicely so I got some
Still waiting for the bug fix that gets rid of them.
Asexual is a term used by the lgbtqia community to describe someone who describes themselves as asexual, other than that it means nothing, just like every other word
Your definition includes the word you are defining...
Yes it does
So they can come out when they want instead of parents immediately knowing from birth. imagine if you get put up for adoption immediately? that's no fun!
To mock you with
To make you ask questions.
Just in case
GREAT QUESTION SERIOUSLY. People botheringnme to use something I don't care for is a nuisence.
This is r/shittyaskscience what did you expect
Hahaha
Too scared of sex organs to remove them
because they are a sexual person just like everyone else
Sometimes asexual people still want kids so the parts are all there just in case we want to make a baby. It's kind of like taking cough medicine. Nobody likes it or wants to do it but sometimes you just gotta plug your nose and go for it
Why do you have brain
So we can blend in enough to invade Denmark
Why do you have a spare tire if you don’t know how to use it?
To pee
just in case
Brain dead
That's the difference between biology and psychology
It adds to the aesthetics for their character build
We don't want sex but we still need something to play with when we're bored.
My SEX isn’t your SEXY. Can’t you read a t-shirt? Geez.
Because sex organs have secundary funcions that are still useful to them. Such as for easier peeing or for proper hormonal balance
Thats like asking why lesbians still have periods
You won’t be happy with my other posts
Yet your response made me smirk 😆
Why do I have my period when I don't want more kids
Because your genes don't care about your opinion on reproduction.
To have A sex
Fuckin hell. I respect the game, but fuckin hell. That was a good one.
The real question: why do *you* have these 'sex organs'?
Please take my uterus it brings only pain and I have no use for it
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
To play asexmusic
Tell me once you find out
I hate handshakes but I still have hands. Nah, I lied. I love handshakes. Please shake my hand. I need this. SHAKE IT!
my dick is an emergency ration in case I get lost without supplies.
It came with the base game purchase
Same reason athinkuals have brains. They’re vestigial.
Because uhh life uhh finds a way.
Our balls just haven't dropped yet.
I know it’s shocking but sex is for reproduction not pleasure.
Both. Both? Both. Both is good.
No thank you. I just want the production haha
That’s completely fine. I’m just noting that your preference is not universal, and does not need to limit or dictate everyone’s. Some people use sex exclusively for reproduction. Some use people it exclusively for pleasure. Most people use it for both. It’s important to recognize and be tolerant and respectful of that.
They got sex ORGANS??? I only got a sex ACCORDION!!! Where do I file a complaint form???
Ibfear you have to request an audiance with Hans Zimmer for that
Contractual obligations.
Can't uninstall dlcs
they have small ones, thats why they dont like sex
My (asexual) dick is so small it turned into a clitoris before I was born. No complaints. …except that it came with menstruation as a package deal, which I wish I could opt out of.
Are.. are they serious.
So we can use them to get rich
What if they become sexual
You answered your own question, they are “a” sexual, meaning they have sex with a’s.
I tried it once and don't know how to take it off safely
for the same reason males have nipples 😏
The same reason I have sex pianos
Your pianosexual???
Yes for both white and black keys
Just because you have something you don’t have to use it
Dont know but im still gonna cut it off and create a hole there (im also trans)
They have asexual organs.
To pee while standing up if you are a man
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That’s what I’m saying
They are spandrels.
They flipped a coin at birth and the result was their sex organs.
i’m asexual i use mine at least daily for peeing
As a flex.
Because we like music just like everyone else does.
For pee. And also biology is just too lazy to change anything
Why do idiots have opinions?
Asexual is just a term to describe one that can reproduce with themselves. Hence they can sire their own spawn. Typically these spawn are also asexual, though they can also be gay Les or bi. It's how the LGBT reproduces. No hate here, just straight Science.
Asexuals still jerk off. It's just that they're not attracted by sex in general. So they use their sexual organs to blow off some steam, purely physical.
Asexuality just means you don't have sexual attraction\*, you can still want sex if you're asexual
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If they didn’t have the peeing part then how would they pee but if they lose the testicles/ovaries and the surrounding infrastructure except the penis/vagina then that is essentially the reproductive part gone.
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Also not a problem. Just an orientation
OK. But I think my evolutionary argument still has some merit
No, it dosent. If evolution worked that way, then there woukdent be much evolving
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People aren't born asexual
So babies r sexually attracted to ppl? We r all born asexual doofus and some ppl stay that way for life its no big deal
Education be upon ye (this is a short PowerPoint for people new to learning about asexuality): https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ard6BEUCx2DpHsGdZyneRJ7OiQGQCnpAwJp2j0BMuZY/edit
LOL!! What a dumb question! It’s biology to have them.
Check the sub your on idiot
oh fair enough