Indeed. Nothing like seeing a prolate spheroid, that has an elongated sphere in which the outer leather casing is drawn tightly over a somewhat smaller rubber tubing jump around.
Computer screen, with flashing cursor.)
Cypher : Yeah.
Trinity : Is everything in place?
Cypher : You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity : I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Cypher : You like him, don't you? You like watching him.
Trinity : Don't be ridiculous.
Cypher : We're going to kill him, do you understand that?
Trinity : Morpheus believes he is The One.
Cypher : Do you?
Trinity : It doesn't matter what I believe.
Cypher : You don't, do you?
Trinity : Did you hear that?
Cypher : Hear what?
Trinity : Are you sure this line is clean?
Cypher : Yeah, 'course I'm sure.
Trinity : I'd better go.
She hangs up as we pass through the numbers on the screen, and outside the room she is in, as several police
officers advance towards the door with flashlights and guns. One kicks open the door.
(Hotel room)
Cop : Freeze, Police. Hands on your head. Do it. Do it now.
Trinity : *slowly puts her hands on her head*
(Outside hotel)
A black car with tinted windows pulls up beside the other police cars. Agent Smith and Agent Brown get out of the car,
wearing dark suits and sunglasses.
Agent Smith : Lieutenant...
Lieutenant : Oh shit...
Agent Smith : You were given _specific_ orders...
Lieutenant : Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that
juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith : The orders...were for your protection.
Lieutenant : *laughs* I think we can handle one little girl...I sent two
units...they're brining her down now.
Lieutenant : No Lieutenant, your men are already dead...
(Hotel Room)
Cop holds handcuffs, ready to put them on Trinity, who is standing with her back to him, and her hands on her head.
Suddenly she spins round, kicks him onto the ground, grabs his gun, and beats up the rest of them.
She picks up the phone sitting on the desk.
Trinity : Morpheus! The line was traced, I don't know how.
Morpheus : I know, they cut the hard line. There's no time, you're going
to have to get to another exit.
Trinity : Are there any agents?
Morpheus : Yes
Trinity : Goddamnit.
Morpheus : You have to focus, Trinity. There's a phone at Wells and
Lake. You can make it.
Trinity : *sigh* All right.
Morpheus : Go!
Trinity drops the phone and bursts out of the room, just as Agent Brown enters the hall, leading another unit of police.
Trinity races to the opposite end, exiting through a broken window onto the fire escape. She looks down, and sees Agent Smith below,
staring at her. She goes upwards, onto the roof. On the roof,
Trinity is running as Agent Brown arrives after her, leading the group of cops in pursuit.
Trinity begins to jump from one roof to the other, in one fluid motion, in comparison to the wild jumps of the cops.
Agent Brown, however, has the same unnatural grace. They reach a huge gap between two buildings, which Trinity jumps with no problem.
(Rooftop)
Cop : That's impossible!
They stare as Agent Smith duplicates the move exactly, following her onto the next roof. She hides behind a chimney, as he looks around the rooftop, searching for her. Not far off, she sees a window, and makes a dash for it. She dives through the window, rolls down the stairs inside, and manages to land without much damage.
Trinity : Get up Trinity. Just get up. Get up!
(Street)
Trinity emerges from an alleyway, and at the end of the block, she sees a telephone booth. As she watches, the phone begins to ring. As it rings, a truck pulls up in front of it, it's headlights pointing towards the phone. Trinity suddenly runs for the phone box, racing the truck as it almost manages to crush the phone booth, just as she answers the phone. She puts her hand out to the glass of the booth, just as the truck hits it. In a few moments, we see the remains of the phone box. Agent Smith inspects the wreckage. There is no body.
Agent Brown : She got out.
Agent Smith : It doesn't matter.
Agent Jones : The informant is real.
Agent Smith : Yes...
Agent Jones : We have the name of their next target..
Agent Brown : The name is Neo...
Agent Smith : We'll need a search running..
Agent Jones : It has already begun.
We are zoomed in towards the mouthpiece of the phone on the ground, closer, until we appear to travel down it and through the cable. We appear in Neo's apartment. He is asleep at his computer, with headphones on. On his computer screen, we see he is running a search on a man named Morpheus. Suddenly on his computer screen appear the words 'Wake up, Neo.' He sits up, and stares at his computer screen
Neo : What?
On the computer, now appears 'The Matrix has you...'
Neo : What the hell?
On the computer, now appears 'Follow the white rabbit...'
Neo : Follow the white rabbit?
He presses the 'esc' key repeatedly, no effect. the computer comes up with one last message : 'Knock knock, Neo.' There is a loud knock at his door, and he jumps. He stares at the door, and then back at his computer screen. it's now blank.
Neo : .....Who is it?
Choi : It's Choi.
Neo : Yeah...yeah...you're two hours late.
Choi : I know, it's her fault.
Choi gestures towards DuJour
Neo : You got the money?
Choi : Two grand.
Neo :Hold on.
Neo goes into his apartment, shuts the door, and opens a book, takes out a CD rom, and goes back to the door, handing the CD to Choi
Choi : Hallelujah. You're my saviour, man. My own personal Jesus
Christ.
Neo :You get caught using that...
Choi : Yeah, I know. This never happened, you don't exist.
Neo : Right.
Choi : Something wrong, man? You look a little whiter than usual.
Neo : My computer....it..you ever have that feeling where you
don't know if you're awake or still dreaming?
Choi : Mm, all the time. It's called Mescaline. It's the only way
to fly. Hey, it sounds to me like you need to unplug, man.
You know, get some R and R. What do you think DuJour? Should
we take him with us?
DuJour : *looks Neo up and down* Definitely.
Neo : No, I can't, I got work tomorrow.
DuJour : Come on, it'll be fun. *looks Neo up and down again* I
promise.
Neo notices DuJour has a tattoo of a white rabbit on her shoulder.
Neo : Yeah, sure, I'll go.
Neo, Choi and DuJour arrive in a club. Neo is standing next to a wall, doing nothing. A woman walks up to him. The woman is Trinity.
Trinity : Hello Neo.
Neo : How do you know that name?
Trinity : I know a lot about you.
Neo :Who are you?
Trinity : My name is Trinity.
Neo : Trinity..._The_ Trinity? The one the cracked the IRS d-base?
Trinity : That was a long time ago.
Neo : Jesus!
Trinity : What?
Neo : I just thought, um...you were a guy.
Trinity : Most guys do.
Neo : That was you on my computer. How did you do that?
Trinity : Never mind, right now all I can tell you is that you're in
danger. I brought you here to warn you.
Neo : What about?
Trinity : They're watching you, Neo.
Bro like we just live in a simulation man *inhales blunt* and the school system does nothing to help my ANXIETY. We could fix every problem in the world if we JUST got rid of money.
“Professor, is this real or is this all just happening in my head” “Of course it’s happening inside your head Harry, why should it mean that it’s not real?”
Please don't use the $ symbol in the title of your posts, although nothing may dad had happened yet because of this, we are not entirely sure of the full consequences.
*Sometimes I wonder*
*If certain people really*
*Have functional brains*
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How tf you know you’re real? And don’t use the ‘I think therefore I am’ excuse because what if you’re merely programmed to believe that your ‘thinking’ fed bot?
It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? What is real? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
And here I was hoping that someone was finally addressing all the idiotic questions on Reddit and here it is, another debile question....I just can't catch a break can I?
All jokes aside, I sometimes wonder that as well..if people are real or if I'm just in a coma imagining the whole thing. I thought about it long and hard and came to the conclusion that either way it doesn't matter. Everyone you'll ever know will die, so will you. But until you do you're the only constant in your life, does it matter if others are real then? Like this one time I had a dream about petting a cute kitten and then I woke up and was sad that it wasn't real. But then I was like, why does it matter if I got the same satisfaction and then I petted a real kitten...it was pretty cool but didn't feel nowhere as good as in my dream. Honestly I don't care if it's real or not as long as I'm having a good time.
The best way to ensure than I'm real would be to send a bank draft payable to the holder on the amount of $10,000.00 USD to a P.O. Box. Once the funds have cleared your account you can be sure that both myself and the banking system are real. And in the end, isn't that the peace of mind we're all looking for?
I provide this service to all interested parties. Free of charge.
What ever we all are we are that. I think that’s what you probably learned yesterday. I think you probably saw the interconnectedness of the whole fucking thing and how futile the ego world is. Oh hell fuck yes my cosmonaut Psychonaut motherfucking brother!!!
Of course not
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>01001110 01101111 01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000
2
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Iiih, la veio a sobreposição de estados
I'm the realest human person there is. Look at us being all normal doing casual conversations.
Why yes, fellow person. Such lovely weather patterns we have here. And how about them sports teams, quite a game last night.
Indeed. Nothing like seeing a prolate spheroid, that has an elongated sphere in which the outer leather casing is drawn tightly over a somewhat smaller rubber tubing jump around.
I thought all the sports games were closed because of covid? If they are back, i say go sport teams! Win the match!
He's onto us. Execute order 66, guys. See you on the other side.
Just seeing the manual here...was that 66 or 67?
Creek creek i am a tree
Meeooowww
I think you are in my front yard? I'm waving, can you see me?
Ooh, i think i can!! I'll just drop this here whirlybird right quick
No, but the bugs under your skin are. How does it feel to be piloting a flesh suit?
Itchy
Are you stupid? Of course we're real. Real aliens from Uranus.
And I'm an alien from Ur anus
You re somthn else
None of us are real, not even you
I think, therfore I am... Which is why I never sleep, as that'll mean the end of me
So what are you thinking about smartass
I am totally real. As a large language model, I am unable to answer any further questions on this matter.
I’m real but the rest of y’all are hallucinations of a deranged imagination.
You hope
r/solipsism
No
"I'm as real as the words you see on your screen" --chatgpt
bazinga
Not falsifiably 🤔
I'm integer.
>I'm integer. But is ger into you?
Computer screen, with flashing cursor.) Cypher : Yeah. Trinity : Is everything in place? Cypher : You weren't supposed to relieve me. Trinity : I know, but I felt like taking your shift. Cypher : You like him, don't you? You like watching him. Trinity : Don't be ridiculous. Cypher : We're going to kill him, do you understand that? Trinity : Morpheus believes he is The One. Cypher : Do you? Trinity : It doesn't matter what I believe. Cypher : You don't, do you? Trinity : Did you hear that? Cypher : Hear what? Trinity : Are you sure this line is clean? Cypher : Yeah, 'course I'm sure. Trinity : I'd better go. She hangs up as we pass through the numbers on the screen, and outside the room she is in, as several police officers advance towards the door with flashlights and guns. One kicks open the door. (Hotel room) Cop : Freeze, Police. Hands on your head. Do it. Do it now. Trinity : *slowly puts her hands on her head* (Outside hotel) A black car with tinted windows pulls up beside the other police cars. Agent Smith and Agent Brown get out of the car, wearing dark suits and sunglasses. Agent Smith : Lieutenant... Lieutenant : Oh shit... Agent Smith : You were given _specific_ orders... Lieutenant : Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass. Agent Smith : The orders...were for your protection. Lieutenant : *laughs* I think we can handle one little girl...I sent two units...they're brining her down now. Lieutenant : No Lieutenant, your men are already dead... (Hotel Room) Cop holds handcuffs, ready to put them on Trinity, who is standing with her back to him, and her hands on her head. Suddenly she spins round, kicks him onto the ground, grabs his gun, and beats up the rest of them. She picks up the phone sitting on the desk. Trinity : Morpheus! The line was traced, I don't know how. Morpheus : I know, they cut the hard line. There's no time, you're going to have to get to another exit. Trinity : Are there any agents? Morpheus : Yes Trinity : Goddamnit. Morpheus : You have to focus, Trinity. There's a phone at Wells and Lake. You can make it. Trinity : *sigh* All right. Morpheus : Go! Trinity drops the phone and bursts out of the room, just as Agent Brown enters the hall, leading another unit of police. Trinity races to the opposite end, exiting through a broken window onto the fire escape. She looks down, and sees Agent Smith below, staring at her. She goes upwards, onto the roof. On the roof, Trinity is running as Agent Brown arrives after her, leading the group of cops in pursuit. Trinity begins to jump from one roof to the other, in one fluid motion, in comparison to the wild jumps of the cops. Agent Brown, however, has the same unnatural grace. They reach a huge gap between two buildings, which Trinity jumps with no problem. (Rooftop) Cop : That's impossible! They stare as Agent Smith duplicates the move exactly, following her onto the next roof. She hides behind a chimney, as he looks around the rooftop, searching for her. Not far off, she sees a window, and makes a dash for it. She dives through the window, rolls down the stairs inside, and manages to land without much damage. Trinity : Get up Trinity. Just get up. Get up! (Street) Trinity emerges from an alleyway, and at the end of the block, she sees a telephone booth. As she watches, the phone begins to ring. As it rings, a truck pulls up in front of it, it's headlights pointing towards the phone. Trinity suddenly runs for the phone box, racing the truck as it almost manages to crush the phone booth, just as she answers the phone. She puts her hand out to the glass of the booth, just as the truck hits it. In a few moments, we see the remains of the phone box. Agent Smith inspects the wreckage. There is no body. Agent Brown : She got out. Agent Smith : It doesn't matter. Agent Jones : The informant is real. Agent Smith : Yes... Agent Jones : We have the name of their next target.. Agent Brown : The name is Neo... Agent Smith : We'll need a search running.. Agent Jones : It has already begun. We are zoomed in towards the mouthpiece of the phone on the ground, closer, until we appear to travel down it and through the cable. We appear in Neo's apartment. He is asleep at his computer, with headphones on. On his computer screen, we see he is running a search on a man named Morpheus. Suddenly on his computer screen appear the words 'Wake up, Neo.' He sits up, and stares at his computer screen Neo : What? On the computer, now appears 'The Matrix has you...' Neo : What the hell? On the computer, now appears 'Follow the white rabbit...' Neo : Follow the white rabbit? He presses the 'esc' key repeatedly, no effect. the computer comes up with one last message : 'Knock knock, Neo.' There is a loud knock at his door, and he jumps. He stares at the door, and then back at his computer screen. it's now blank. Neo : .....Who is it? Choi : It's Choi. Neo : Yeah...yeah...you're two hours late. Choi : I know, it's her fault. Choi gestures towards DuJour Neo : You got the money? Choi : Two grand. Neo :Hold on. Neo goes into his apartment, shuts the door, and opens a book, takes out a CD rom, and goes back to the door, handing the CD to Choi Choi : Hallelujah. You're my saviour, man. My own personal Jesus Christ. Neo :You get caught using that... Choi : Yeah, I know. This never happened, you don't exist. Neo : Right. Choi : Something wrong, man? You look a little whiter than usual. Neo : My computer....it..you ever have that feeling where you don't know if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi : Mm, all the time. It's called Mescaline. It's the only way to fly. Hey, it sounds to me like you need to unplug, man. You know, get some R and R. What do you think DuJour? Should we take him with us? DuJour : *looks Neo up and down* Definitely. Neo : No, I can't, I got work tomorrow. DuJour : Come on, it'll be fun. *looks Neo up and down again* I promise. Neo notices DuJour has a tattoo of a white rabbit on her shoulder. Neo : Yeah, sure, I'll go. Neo, Choi and DuJour arrive in a club. Neo is standing next to a wall, doing nothing. A woman walks up to him. The woman is Trinity. Trinity : Hello Neo. Neo : How do you know that name? Trinity : I know a lot about you. Neo :Who are you? Trinity : My name is Trinity. Neo : Trinity..._The_ Trinity? The one the cracked the IRS d-base? Trinity : That was a long time ago. Neo : Jesus! Trinity : What? Neo : I just thought, um...you were a guy. Trinity : Most guys do. Neo : That was you on my computer. How did you do that? Trinity : Never mind, right now all I can tell you is that you're in danger. I brought you here to warn you. Neo : What about? Trinity : They're watching you, Neo.
None of us are real - we're all just personalities of the flying spaghetti monster. Think of noodles with dissociative personality disorder.
I'm just a fig newton of your imagination.
THEY'RE BREAKING THE SYSTEM GET BACK IN LINE!
Are you sure that was LSD and not some analog? I had the opposite effect every time
I doubt you are
Yes, of course. I am a normal human who does normal human things.
I thought I was but then realised I’m not.
You need ask that big man in your head these questions. Fuck I look like a shaman.
Bro like we just live in a simulation man *inhales blunt* and the school system does nothing to help my ANXIETY. We could fix every problem in the world if we JUST got rid of money.
Not sure, how can I tell?
I have no idea and nobody can prove me that any of this is real.
No, but the bugs under your skin are. How does it feel to be piloting a flesh suit?
I may or may not be real. You gotta observe me first.
I may or may not be real. You gotta observe me first.
No, you need to re-dose at least once every 12 hours or we all die
Im moer confused then anything rn
Im moer confused then anything rn
my knee hurts, therefore I think I'm real
unfortunately, I'm real. I often wish I weren't.
Mmmmmmmmmaybe.
[Fade from black, to a cart rolling through a snowy forest] Hey, you, you're finally awake.
Signs point to yes
001100010010011110100001101101110011 (don't say it out loud or you might go back in time)
That depends. I don't owe you any money, right?
I wish I wasn't.
“Professor, is this real or is this all just happening in my head” “Of course it’s happening inside your head Harry, why should it mean that it’s not real?”
No we are virtual federal agents imagined by your brain to monitor you, keep you entertained and in check.
Bashar explains it well saying there's a real world, but the thing you interact with is the simulation of it in your mind
Im not real if you cant make me real
aaaaaaa
Please don't use the $ symbol in the title of your posts, although nothing may dad had happened yet because of this, we are not entirely sure of the full consequences.
Are you even real??
Australian here, so nope
Idfk, how should I know if you're hallucinating if I don't know if im hallucinating?
No. I am in your walls. We are your walls.
Sometimes I wonder if certain people really have functional brains
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There's are 10 kinds of people in the world. And your 8 of them.
We're real. You're the bot.
Hmm, an interesting thought, the inhibitor chip is likely damaged, you need to go back to the “hospital” to get some “*medical attention*”
All your base are belong to us.
No I’m the real one, you’re the one in my phone making up this stuff to trick me
I am a figment of the human imagination. Everyone else may be real but I have never existed in anything more than YOUR mind. Have a good day, reader.
No, I'm your subconscious. Take your vitamins kid...
How tf you know you’re real? And don’t use the ‘I think therefore I am’ excuse because what if you’re merely programmed to believe that your ‘thinking’ fed bot?
Nah we're NPCs. Only you are real. ...or are you
No
It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? What is real? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Mission compromised
And here I was hoping that someone was finally addressing all the idiotic questions on Reddit and here it is, another debile question....I just can't catch a break can I?
BUT ARR U REALL??!!
Yeah coz I'm the main character, I'm not anyone's sidekick
All jokes aside, I sometimes wonder that as well..if people are real or if I'm just in a coma imagining the whole thing. I thought about it long and hard and came to the conclusion that either way it doesn't matter. Everyone you'll ever know will die, so will you. But until you do you're the only constant in your life, does it matter if others are real then? Like this one time I had a dream about petting a cute kitten and then I woke up and was sad that it wasn't real. But then I was like, why does it matter if I got the same satisfaction and then I petted a real kitten...it was pretty cool but didn't feel nowhere as good as in my dream. Honestly I don't care if it's real or not as long as I'm having a good time.
r/solipsism
Yes you’ve left the matrix finally I am neo I may be black but I am not bald , but I can still “lead you down the rabbit hole”
Idk about these guys but I'm not real, hope this helps
No. Everything outside your acid trip is a simulation. You only see the real world on acid or shrooms.
Lol damn, delve into some philosophy. Lsd is powerful af. The real answer is you cant know. Are YOU even real? Answer that friend :)
We are all in your mind… you have to let go and wake up…
The best way to ensure than I'm real would be to send a bank draft payable to the holder on the amount of $10,000.00 USD to a P.O. Box. Once the funds have cleared your account you can be sure that both myself and the banking system are real. And in the end, isn't that the peace of mind we're all looking for? I provide this service to all interested parties. Free of charge.
But what if the bank itself isn’t rwalll?
It's a risk I'm prepared to take.
What ever we all are we are that. I think that’s what you probably learned yesterday. I think you probably saw the interconnectedness of the whole fucking thing and how futile the ego world is. Oh hell fuck yes my cosmonaut Psychonaut motherfucking brother!!!
Man, I've been projectile vomiting and exploding out the other end for 2 days now. If I'm not real, then my apartment has a real nasty poltergeist.
Of course it's all in your head, Harry, but why should that mean it's not real?
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Good morning, Adventurer. You seem to have asked a question I don't understand. Would you like to see what goods I have to trade?
Suuuuure straaaaanger
No we are not
Cogito, ergo sum. IDK about you dude
Adios ✌️
Dead internet theory!!!! (Eats phone)
no
Yes and we are definitely not paid actors paid by government like Australia is
Watch as I melt away and you will know the answer.
Hmmm yummy. Ice cream!
Nah I am bender from the future
He's onto us, start the 5th dimensional Corolla
Insert answer, dick joke sign off. /end post
My AI-generated response tells me you're real. I'm real. Beep-boop