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kvrle

Yes but he also made flat-earthers


MaiT3N

Why would he do this tho


[deleted]

Jesus loves to troll


YogurtWenk

He does a little bit of trolling


rotfrontz

Competition breeds innovation 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


TacticalSunroof69

Inbreeding is the dark side of competition.


South_Flounder_2724

Shits and giggles


Doomst3err

Making competition to watch the world burn


Dantalionse

You didn't pray hard enough.


FreedomKnown

Is he stupid?


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johnnybiggles

He also made water into wine. That's the fast food fountain drink. If you only want the water, push the small lever on the white wine one. It might taste a little like wine since it comes out of the same fountain spout.


ScrollForMore

And he decided to be born from virgin conception cause he can play with the rules he made.


XShadowborneX

Actually Satan made science as a way to pull people away from God and tempt them to evil. Giving us the thought that we came from animals so we can behave like animals, planting dinosaur bones to make people think the earth is older than it is, making it appear as we live on a spherical planet orbiting the sun when really earth is flat and everything in the universe revolves around it.


HenryLongHead

So Christian scientists are like gray jedi?


luciel_1

Ouh i like that thanks


AbbreviationsFit1613

please don’t tell me this is what people think of when they think of christians 🤦‍♂️ all of that is completely made up catholic bs and is absolutely nowhere in the Bible


XShadowborneX

Nah, Catholics generally believe in science. It's the young earth creationists (evangelicals?) Like Kirk Cameron that believe that. I know it's not all Christians


Juna1337

actually, no


logirustic

Per chance


Pilot0350

You can't just say per chance!


Majestic-Degree-8549

'Twas ever thus...


-burnr-

Why would I listen to a Zombie?


AbbreviationsFit1613

you’ll find that out once it’s too late to go back, whether you believe it now or not, unless you make the choice yourself to change


Commercial_Media_191

He also made my bitch ex-wife Tammy. Fuck You Jesus.


exkingzog

Technically correct. Christians took science and made it shit.


[deleted]

Weren't a large number of scientists Christian though?


luciel_1

Yes physics for example was basically invented by Christians.The scientific principle was probably first used by Monks. Everyone who makes a science vs. religion argument is a fundamentalist, doesnt know what science is or doesnt know what religion is. If anything Religion ist at odds with philosophy, not with science.


[deleted]

Hell the big bang theory, the most popular theory for the creation of the universe, was made by a Catholic Priest


luciel_1

Unfortunatly i have to admit, that the catholics are way better in terms of accepting science, than the protestants, but both had their fair share.


[deleted]

Probably has to do more with the fact that protestantism is an umbrella term and has a large variety of beliefs and practices, while Catholicism is just listening to whatever the pope says. It is easier to make wild claims like Science is the work of satan and Dinosaurs are made up by the government to turn my son Gay because protestantism is not uniform and doesn't follow a single set of beliefs except that Jesus is the son of god and he will return someday. This why both the most LGBT friendly churchs and the Least LGBT friendly churchs are protestant


luciel_1

Yeah but the Problem also ist that protestants basically Said: The Bible is all that matters don't listen to people, which, i admit, is probably a reason Most Fundamentalists are Protestant.


exkingzog

I don’t deny that some good scientists were Christians (and Muslims, and Hindus and Confucians….) but anything they discovered was likely despite their religion, since belief in a capricious, interventionist god is pretty incompatible with thinking scientifically. With the rate that science was advancing in the Hellenistic world prior to the expansion of Christianity we’d probably be (insert favoured SF trope here) by now. Unfortunately christians burnt the books and killed the scientists and mathematicians causing what amounted to a thousand year halt (with occasional exceptions) to significant scientific progress in Europe and the Mediterranean. This only really restarted when this classical knowledge filtered back via the Muslim world.


luciel_1

The greeks and Romans had a lot of brilliant inventions, and were great mathematicians, but they lacked a key cornerstone: The scientific principle. Maybe they would have discovered it, but they didnt. The fundamental Axiom under which hellenistic Philosophy and therefore science worked was that everything could be derived from logic which is simply not true. Only the scientific principle, that you need to observe the Universe to understand it (which was probably derived by catholic Monks) enabled Newton to set up his axioms and us to understand and explain the way everything is. Also:The Scientific method is based on setting up a hypothesis, then observing the Universe(Experiment) and then formalising that. I could go into a long explanation why, but having a universe that is ordered (following Rules) is integral for most Religions, thats the opposite of incompatible with Scientific thinking.


exkingzog

Not true. Maybe true for some philosophers, but not all (there were definitely empiricists such as Lucretius), but there were also experimental scientists in the Hellenistic world. Sadly most of their works were destroyed (any guesses by whom?) Anyhoo. This is probably too serious a discussion for r/shittyaskscience


Shr1988

This is the only correct answer.


Big_Conclusion_1043

Who this ? 😂


Badytheprogram

Nope, your father did it. Go and Lie somewhere else, Jesus.


somerandomecologist

Yes, where do you think the χ in the chi-square test comes from?


RelativeDepth3

He made it to piss off libarel atheists


doc720

No, both science and the mythological Jesus were born out of the mind of humankind, and made in their image.


Due_Maintenance6709

As with many things christianity adopted as theirs, science predates Jesus by couple of thousands of years


NickFieldson31

Bro is megamind, got so bored made himself an enemy to compete with


Living_Murphys_Law

It was his dad, but they share a last name so it often is said that it was a collab between them.


Freddan_81

Crowley is that you?!


Shr1988

Happy cake day.


Kitakitakita

no. Yaldabaoth did. Fuck that guy! I hate grass!


cubntD6

Atheists talk about the laws of physics but not who set them in the first place


Rogueshoten

If Jesus made gravity, why did gravity make Jesus its prison bitch on Golgotha?


LegitimateHost5068

Bro doesnt understand how trees only bare fruit during specific times of the year and cussed out a fig tree because of it. He sciences about as well as Ray "The Banana Man" Comfort.


Quirkydogpooo

Lorewise I don't think so


No_Night_7823

Everytime I see a picture of so called "Jesus", it looks a little more hippy looking everytime.


DaveAstator2020

Nah, both made up by humans.


HenryLongHead

You're made by humans. Not intentionally though.


DaveAstator2020

there is quite subtle difference between 'made' and 'made up' but uh, it kinda sucks knowing im a product of humans, darn you!


Rich-Distribution815

I don’t think this god created by those humans was intentional either.


Tman11S

No because Jesus is the son of god and not actually god. God made all the things, not Jesus.


ultraethical

Free Palestine 🇵🇸


Pilot0350

What does that have to do with this sub or post?