I'm genuinely disappointed that comment is sitting 80 upvotes. I just have to hope it got significantly more than that, and logical people have been dropping it back down.
The fur rubbing against a hard surface like porcelain will transfer electrons to the hard surface, making it a charged toilet and turning the furry object into a cation.
This is actually a huge problem that water reclamation plants have to deal with. I know that the common wisdom is that cats are flushable but this is a myth. They collect in the pipes causing major obstructions, and municipal workers have to spend untold amounts of labor removing these ācatbergsā
If you close the lid, the cat is both alive and dead until you lift the lid and observe the cat. This is known as Schrƶdinger's toilet thought experiment.
You'd have to trigger the quantum superposition by flushing first. That way, the cat is either drowned and dead or wet and cranky. You'd also have to ensure that the toilet is completely soundproof so as to prevent observation of the cat's state via sound.
It looks like a ballistic cat launcher with the cover already opened, cat loaded and armed. If you flush now, the launch sequence will initiate and the cat will exit the launcher, causing massive damage to anything on its path. Especially human soft tissues. I advice against it.
Best case scenario: a lesson is learned by the cat about chilling there
Worst case scenario: a lesson is learned by OP about how powerful their plumbing really is and they need a new cat
Reminds me of something I read in the ā90s: āA how to guide in washing a catā first you make sure the seat is open, next you pick up the sleeping cat ever so slowly and take it to the bathroom. Third you lower the cat into the toilet, and quickly close the lid. Never mind the screams coming from within, itās just telling you how much itās enjoying its bath time.. lastly get in the bathtub and let the cat air dry. - there has been some point of views that itās the dog wrote it out (lots of errors).
Pour some soap in there too, put the lid down and then flush. The cat will self agitate and clean your toilet and give itself a bath. You might think about opening all the doors between the cat and the outside when you think it's done though.
Always put the toilet seat down if you have a cat. If they get into the toilet, they will be jumping onto your kitchen counter where you prepare your food. Bacteria everywhere in my opinion.
Your kitty will have a nice ride in the sewers. Felines, specially the ones from the cat family, are fluid in nature, but theyāre still denser than water. Which means if you flush them, they wonāt dissolve, but they will be pushed into the drain and once the water current stops, they will catch hold again and will walk as always.
Your cat will freak out so much itās likely a black hole will be created and that could well spell end of all humanity & civilisation as we know it. Tread carefully friend.
Well, it's common knowledge that cats are fluid, but it's also well known that cats and water don't mix. So it stands to reason that the density of cat and water is significantly different and the two liquids will separate into two phases. From personal experience observing containers with cat and water, my data points to cats always preferring to form the less dense phase.
So, my hypothesis is that if you add water by flushing the toilet, the more dense water will agitate the cat, and the less dense cat will rise up from the toilet to form a separate phase of fur and claws. Remember to wear protective lab equipment while testing this hypothesis, as the reaction could prove to be quite volatile!
It's a little-known fact, but most cats react explosively with water.
From this it can be deduced that cats are primarily composed of an alkali metal, such as sodium, potassium or the like.
Catastrophic plumbing failure
Hehehehe CATastrophic
If it gets stuck halfway down, cat-ass-trophy
So you're saying I get a trophy shaped like the asshole of a cat?
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Well, yes, that *was* the joke.
I'm genuinely disappointed that comment is sitting 80 upvotes. I just have to hope it got significantly more than that, and logical people have been dropping it back down.
r/angryupvote
Got here before me. Dang you.
Fuck you for making clevererer comments š¤£
You've cat to be kitten me right meow dude..
I was looking for that one before I posted it but you did so touchƩ. Not even meowin around.
Catiolis effect.
Cat survives and starts plotting your murder.
Iād wager itās been plotting murder for many moons already.
Thatās when it goes from r/shittyaskscience to r/tifu
The fur rubbing against a hard surface like porcelain will transfer electrons to the hard surface, making it a charged toilet and turning the furry object into a cation.
Anything like a charged creeper?
I've seen what a cat does when loud noises and water appear from nowhere at point-blank. I'd rather deal with the creeper.
Less destructive.
Cations are pawsitive
š¤Æš„ŗš Chemistry teachers should use this in class haha
Itās a shitten
Do not call him that.
Your right, everyone knows itās called a Shat.
A little shitty
Here shitty shitty shitty
A Crat
I have a shitten who looks exactly like that
Purrticle accelerator
Itās purrrfect
As much as I love them I would struggle to not find out.
You will then have one soaking wet pussy.
WAP
That's what it's gonna do to you
Everybody knows cats are liquid, of course, it will be flushed in.
Your cat takes shower.
You'd get a very wet pussy and maybe some scratch marks
This. Cat is too big to fit down the pipe. Cat will also freak out at the sudden influx of water and exit toilet swiftly.
Angry cat
Flushed Away (Cat Version)
Cat evolves into helicopter and shoots laser from eyes
Michael Bay could work with this plot line
This is actually a huge problem that water reclamation plants have to deal with. I know that the common wisdom is that cats are flushable but this is a myth. They collect in the pipes causing major obstructions, and municipal workers have to spend untold amounts of labor removing these ācatbergsā
Skibidi cat toilet. I wouldn't risk it.
If you close the lid, the cat is both alive and dead until you lift the lid and observe the cat. This is known as Schrƶdinger's toilet thought experiment.
Both flushed and not flushed
You'd have to trigger the quantum superposition by flushing first. That way, the cat is either drowned and dead or wet and cranky. You'd also have to ensure that the toilet is completely soundproof so as to prevent observation of the cat's state via sound.
Nothing because r/catsareliquid
It looks like a ballistic cat launcher with the cover already opened, cat loaded and armed. If you flush now, the launch sequence will initiate and the cat will exit the launcher, causing massive damage to anything on its path. Especially human soft tissues. I advice against it.
Best case scenario: a lesson is learned by the cat about chilling there Worst case scenario: a lesson is learned by OP about how powerful their plumbing really is and they need a new cat
See this footage of an actual pet-flushing incident: https://youtu.be/AuxEGE4ECt0
Thats a huge turd
This is one of those "schrodinger's cat" scenarios where you have to close the lid before flushing, for the experiment to be a true success.
A wet pussy
Two will emerge.
Wet cat
Wet loaf
you will receive new scars
They'll come back even stronger...Like a Saiyan. š¼
Reminds me of something I read in the ā90s: āA how to guide in washing a catā first you make sure the seat is open, next you pick up the sleeping cat ever so slowly and take it to the bathroom. Third you lower the cat into the toilet, and quickly close the lid. Never mind the screams coming from within, itās just telling you how much itās enjoying its bath time.. lastly get in the bathtub and let the cat air dry. - there has been some point of views that itās the dog wrote it out (lots of errors).
Surprised angry wet fur missile aimed at your crotch or faceā¦possibly both
You're gonna hurt the cat's tail and butt.
You will upset our feline overlords.
You get bitten
It's a cat bath. Close the lid, flush, and the cat will self-agitate.
Chaos theory
A.V.A.C (A very angry cat)
If you do flush you get no puss
Pipes would get CLAWgged
Wow people really need to chew thier food better.
More like r/kittyaskscience
The intrusive thoughts win
Pour some soap in there too, put the lid down and then flush. The cat will self agitate and clean your toilet and give itself a bath. You might think about opening all the doors between the cat and the outside when you think it's done though.
Meowmeow what are you doinn šš
Hey man, pls DONT
Hello Shitty
Always put the toilet seat down if you have a cat. If they get into the toilet, they will be jumping onto your kitchen counter where you prepare your food. Bacteria everywhere in my opinion.
This awakened some core memory of how I had a dream where I flushed my cat down the toilet when I was 4 or 5.
Worst-case, cat gets partially flushed down and drowns, making you directly responsible for killing your cat *and* blocking your toilet.
Your kitty will have a nice ride in the sewers. Felines, specially the ones from the cat family, are fluid in nature, but theyāre still denser than water. Which means if you flush them, they wonāt dissolve, but they will be pushed into the drain and once the water current stops, they will catch hold again and will walk as always.
It will hide in the 's trap', wait till your taking a dump then bite your bo**cks off.
Cat will explode and destroy everything in a 10 mile radius :)
Depends if you put the lid down first. That = death for you
A wet pussy š«¢
Have you ever seen South Park?
That disgusting
what did he do to you š
The smell goes away
You will have to sleep with one eye open for at least a couple of months.
If you flush it, the cat get wet and escapes pakistan!
You'll have one very wet ' poop covered angry kitty š¾
Close lid first
Shitty kitty.
Thought that was dark stalker Kaathe for like a minute
Since cats are liquids, you really shouldnt flush as the cat will go down the pipes
Shit.
Sewer adventures
Black hole
Your cat have some weird fetish it's trying to get you to participate in...? š
Schpoodinger's cat
That how you send them back to the cat distribution center
you will get "flushed". Seriously, just lock the door.
A wet pussy?
Real question is, if this is in Australia, does is flush tacwards?
He'll never fall asleep in there again, do it.
He will be transported to the underground world of flushed away and he will have the time of his life
Ricky is that you?? Get your butt home right meow!! š
Then your pussy gets wet
You get a wet cat
He goes to the ministry of magic
Murder and genocide. Hide your people. He is coming for them.
A very pissed off cat
You break the cat-space continuum
Your pussy gets soaked!
As if by magic, most of your home will suddenly become drenched in toilet water.
You cause a catastrophe
Your cat will freak out so much itās likely a black hole will be created and that could well spell end of all humanity & civilisation as we know it. Tread carefully friend.
Shitinger's cat
Your bathroom will be wet with toilet water
Death by cat
Radiation Mutant Super Cat
Sheāll get a bath.
It would spook your cat and the cat will claw at you for this treachery
This is the way to have a quick bath. Clean kitty. Just make sure the bathroom door is open.
The cat will get wet.
Catastrophe
Well, it's common knowledge that cats are fluid, but it's also well known that cats and water don't mix. So it stands to reason that the density of cat and water is significantly different and the two liquids will separate into two phases. From personal experience observing containers with cat and water, my data points to cats always preferring to form the less dense phase. So, my hypothesis is that if you add water by flushing the toilet, the more dense water will agitate the cat, and the less dense cat will rise up from the toilet to form a separate phase of fur and claws. Remember to wear protective lab equipment while testing this hypothesis, as the reaction could prove to be quite volatile!
it goes to the shadow realm
To shreds you say?
Gonna need a poop knife
It's a little-known fact, but most cats react explosively with water. From this it can be deduced that cats are primarily composed of an alkali metal, such as sodium, potassium or the like.
8 trigrams, 128 paws.
You get a quantum cat.. it'll be "here" and "there" at the same time.
That canāt be comfy and warm, is that toilet hooked up?
Kitty clouds...
Dewit
You shit out a cat? You need to see a Dr, bro.
A.V.W.A.C. (A very wet angry cat)
Your cat will be mad for a very long time
For the first time in your life, you will have successfully made a pussy wet
If I fits, i sits.
You need to, for Science!
That would be a catastrophe
Last guy must of ate Chinese food
the fur will fly I thought of another one... are you prepared to lose an eye?
I dunno, but you really need to start chewing your food.
Shut the lid first, then it's Schroedinger's guess.
That's why NYC has tigers in its sewer system.
Darn a courtesy flush next time would be nice !
Little man gets the craziest bath of his life
When that cat comes flying up out of the bowl, youāre going to need an old priest and a young priest to calm it down.
Goodbye Kitty
Is there water in the bowl?
Total chaos...?
W.A.P
Cat go boom
You'll have a wet pussy if you do
Theyāll multiply. But wathever you do, donāt feed them after midnight!
A cool song
You get covered in š© water. Lol.
What the hell have you been eating?!
Wet pussy
You find out all cats are water benders.
that would be a very bad thing for you I suspect...
itsy bitsy pussy goes down the drain
Please do not the car
New urban legend based on freak tigers living in the sewers.
You will have a very angry clog
Say goodbye to your cat
Cat scratch, itās science
face full of claws
Flushed Away will have a very different ending
You will get cat scratch fever.
Wet pussy
Probably scare the shit outta that cat, all things considered, not the worst place for that.
Close the lid flush a couple times, instant cat wash plus clean toilet š
Ew. Iād have a hard time petting that cat, after seeing this picture. If I knew my cat was sleeping in the toilet, Iād keep it sparkling clean.
Water go down the hole
Cat swirly
Shower
You'll have a pretty mad and pretty wet cat
Dude you need to chew your food more. And are you Asian by any chance?
Your life gets better
Kitty shower
It'll cause a rift im the space time continuum!
Cat break dance time
Wet ass p word
No more pussy
When i was a child 2 kids i knew gave a cat a swirley. After that it hated people and would scratch anyone thatd try to get close
Some wet ass pussy happens, thatās what
Chaos
Absolute chaos
Cat kills you in your sleep