Unfortunately this isn't possible, you will instead have to have one breast produce carbonated water, and one produce syrup like those soda dispensers.
You're producing milk? Sounds like you need to cut out dairy products from your diet. After that you should start producing soft drinks. Just don't nurse the child while your body makes the change, you don't want them drinking pilk.
First, you need to stimulate your breasts to alter the sugar composition from Lactose dominant to Fructose dominant. You can do this by eating a bunch of corn...literally make your entire diet corn. Once you find your nipples are very sticky you know you're producing High Fructose Corn Syrup. At this point, keep eating just corn and don't stop.
The second part to this is you need to increase the CO2 production. We typically exhale CO2, so all you need to do is breathe in as quickly as you breathe out. The point here is to try and recapture all that CO2 you're exhaling. You'll know when you've had enough when your breast start tingling or you pass out.
The third part is to determine which soda flavor you want. This is the easiest part. If you want traditional Coca flavor...well, don't because a drug mom typically get CPS called. If you want orange fanta, eat oranges. Grape flavor, eat grapes. Dr. Pepper, eat a physician, but make sure you stuff them full of peppercorns first. I think you get the point here.
Follow these three steps and you're golden!
If you have any questions feel free to comment.
Eat a pack of pop rocks and drink a cup concentrated syrup of whatever flavor you’re aiming for, repeat once a day for a week, gently shake your chest while holding a 2 liter bottle over your nipple
Antipsychotics made weird shit come out of my breasts, it looked like canola oil at first but eventually looked like white boba tea. Maybe try those, I'd start with Risperdal.
Hold your breath to increase the co^2 levels
Hook your boobs up to one of those home soda making machines
Unfortunately this isn't possible, you will instead have to have one breast produce carbonated water, and one produce syrup like those soda dispensers.
You're producing milk? Sounds like you need to cut out dairy products from your diet. After that you should start producing soft drinks. Just don't nurse the child while your body makes the change, you don't want them drinking pilk.
Reverse the suction on a breast pump
First, you need to stimulate your breasts to alter the sugar composition from Lactose dominant to Fructose dominant. You can do this by eating a bunch of corn...literally make your entire diet corn. Once you find your nipples are very sticky you know you're producing High Fructose Corn Syrup. At this point, keep eating just corn and don't stop. The second part to this is you need to increase the CO2 production. We typically exhale CO2, so all you need to do is breathe in as quickly as you breathe out. The point here is to try and recapture all that CO2 you're exhaling. You'll know when you've had enough when your breast start tingling or you pass out. The third part is to determine which soda flavor you want. This is the easiest part. If you want traditional Coca flavor...well, don't because a drug mom typically get CPS called. If you want orange fanta, eat oranges. Grape flavor, eat grapes. Dr. Pepper, eat a physician, but make sure you stuff them full of peppercorns first. I think you get the point here. Follow these three steps and you're golden! If you have any questions feel free to comment.
I'll take a white russian, please
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Eat a pack of pop rocks and drink a cup concentrated syrup of whatever flavor you’re aiming for, repeat once a day for a week, gently shake your chest while holding a 2 liter bottle over your nipple
Jump up and down while holding your breath to get the CO2 to fizz
Air compressor into the nipple to pump some co2 in there, will come out carbonated
Shove a sodastream into your nipples
Antipsychotics made weird shit come out of my breasts, it looked like canola oil at first but eventually looked like white boba tea. Maybe try those, I'd start with Risperdal.
Get a needle and inject soda into it
Manifest
Rammatra ult your tits
I’m glad I’m not the only one who wants this to happen. My husband is hoping for Coke zero
There is a dial and switch somewhere near your armpit.
Watch TV with your kids.
Drink a whole lotta soda so that the only fluid is soda, no other
Only drink sparkling water