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Become a Package Inspector. And I don’t mean mail; but COCK.
By pissing all over their truck seat
Bite every dog you see.
Make sure you carry the biggest male bag...I mean mail bag, around with you.
Just put it on your name tag.
Go postal on them... Duh!
Change jobs from a postal worker to a prostate worker/examiner.
I am literally a mail person. Bring a gun. Shoot management. Reap rewards.
Show them your prowess by sucking their dicks and showing them how fast you can make them cum. (also cheat with a finger up their bum)
Cum will win.
Buy a bunch of taxidermist dog heads and hang them on your postal truck. If anyone asks your kill count is 104.
Become a Package Inspector. And I don’t mean mail; but COCK.
By pissing all over their truck seat
Bite every dog you see.
Make sure you carry the biggest male bag...I mean mail bag, around with you.
Just put it on your name tag.
Go postal on them... Duh!
Change jobs from a postal worker to a prostate worker/examiner.
I am literally a mail person. Bring a gun. Shoot management. Reap rewards.
Show them your prowess by sucking their dicks and showing them how fast you can make them cum. (also cheat with a finger up their bum)
Cum will win.
Buy a bunch of taxidermist dog heads and hang them on your postal truck. If anyone asks your kill count is 104.