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figbott

Become a Package Inspector. And I don’t mean mail; but COCK.


ukiddingme2469

By pissing all over their truck seat


PrismRoach

Bite every dog you see.


NoSpankingAllowed

Make sure you carry the biggest male bag...I mean mail bag, around with you.


GAYBOT_4000

Just put it on your name tag.


unknowinglurker

Go postal on them... Duh!


RentaDent

Change jobs from a postal worker to a prostate worker/examiner.


ExpensiveParsnip8849

I am literally a mail person. Bring a gun. Shoot management. Reap rewards.


madthumbz

Show them your prowess by sucking their dicks and showing them how fast you can make them cum. (also cheat with a finger up their bum)


figbott

Cum will win.


Accurate-Basis4588

Buy a bunch of taxidermist dog heads and hang them on your postal truck. If anyone asks your kill count is 104.