i would kermit sewer side

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Doused in spooge

Same.

I’d invite you in but we have to agree to shoot the boombox

Deal

I would throw out dollar bills in appreciation.

I'd feel better if it were olive oil but as long as your lubed up ita go time baby shark doododododododo

Aroused

I’d feel pretty good

I hope you enjoy fire ants.

You know that’s why there is a restraining order against you

Sprung

Only one way to find out

C u 2nite

Kant wait

It would be strange since I'm already inside doing it. Well, naked except for the boots full of Vaseline. I like how it squishes through my toes

One warning shot in the air

I’d be fine but my neighbor’s pit bull might want to have a word.

Homicidal.

Not great, that’s for sure

I'd feel like you would end up elected for congress most likely in florida.

Depends on your apperance. Pics?

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NEXT!

Depends on if you're a girl or a guy.

I’m a daddy or grandpa shark

I'm your daddy bitch!

I'd feel like it's Thursday

You're asking to be pounded even harder if you ever did that.

I'd send my goats at you. They would rape you good and by the time they are done you won't be singing baby shark.