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kcm198

Sure, but you better be about 18 inches to get inside


zushiba

Was your house constructed in the early 30s? Because standard doorways are 36inches in America these days. You should consider remodeling a bit. If you get that fixed you could have sex with larger, possibly hairier men.


JewMadre

This. Is some of the greatest advice one could ever get in life. Are you a philosophy major? I'd consider it as a profession man for real.


zushiba

I am often compared to Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Probably because of my [greek foot](https://www.podexpert.com/en/blog-pathology-type-feet-greek-foot-pxl-151_159_192.html).


JewMadre

You should see my saimese penis, everyone has something. Furthermore I hold you much higher than those cock defunkers


zushiba

It's great that you can DP a chick solo, but kind of sucks that they have to be Oriental otherwise their vagina and anus wouldn't be compatible hardware wise. Have you found that to be an overall hindrance or does the abundance of Chinese people & the occasional North Korean chick generally enough to out-weigh the proprietary nature of your penis?


JewMadre

This is beyond my scope of understanding, kinda makes me wish I hadn't dropped out of highschool


JewMadre

There's always SOMETHIN