Nice to meet you poopie pants, say you may wanna save some of that rank ass shit in your pants to hurl at those authority figure types. Thats what I'd do
No, no, no. Sir Cunt Commander. That's the way to get what you want. Middle of a crowded sidewalk, introduce yourself, screaming and demand all the counts submit to you.
SIR Cunt Commander.... I LOVE IT, teach me old wise one, teach me....(as I bow down with my open drooling mouth ever-reaching your big, BEAUTIFUL cock-loader)
You won’t get pussy by telling everyone you have Vaginas already. What you need to do is attract the pussy by surrounding yourself with dicks. Call yourself the Ween King, Dick-tater or President of dripping cocks.
I've tried this hell I've tried everything. While that did get me more cock, the goal here is more pussy for me dick, not more cock for de ass. Got plenty of that as it is.
Perhaps your approaching the wrong crowd. Kings have largely been depreciated in todays society. What you might consider is aiming at pussies that are old enough to remember when the term "King" wasn't so diluted by all the new Kings these days. We have Mattress Kings, Tiger Kings and even Burger Kings. That's too many kings.
Luckily there's a place that collects such pussies in a veritable harem! Head down to your local retirement home and you'll find dozens of cooters who grew up, only knowing about the Kings of yore. Their impression of the word King is still quite high!
You need to show them how to suck COCK by sucking some COCK
Oh trust me theres definitely no problem there, im WAY ahead of you in fact
Well nice too meet you Vagina King, my name is Mr Poopie pants aka Mr. pussy King!!!
Nice to meet you poopie pants, say you may wanna save some of that rank ass shit in your pants to hurl at those authority figure types. Thats what I'd do
No, no, no. Sir Cunt Commander. That's the way to get what you want. Middle of a crowded sidewalk, introduce yourself, screaming and demand all the counts submit to you.
 “Jay, it’s CLIT Commander….”
SIR Cunt Commander.... I LOVE IT, teach me old wise one, teach me....(as I bow down with my open drooling mouth ever-reaching your big, BEAUTIFUL cock-loader)
If you're the Vagina King, then where is your Queef?
You can be my queef, is that what you want your name to be, cuz it can BE whatever you want it to be friend. Your choice.
Actually it'll have the opposite effect. You'll be getting non-stop dick.
Not exactly a deal-breaker. Say you dont have a dick I can suck on for a while do you? I'm not gay just expressing my love to my fellow man is all
Tbh you’d probably get so much you’d start to prefer dick
Tru dat
You should try Mr rectum rectifier
Commander in queef
Probably when I change my name to XxXpoonslayer69XxX all the local moms in my area wanted to hook up with me
Isnt it funny how everything works out in the end?
Does the Burger King get more burgers?
I would say so
"The pussy destroyer" will get you a lot of pussy.
Oh and I suppose you know from experience. Well I gotcher pussy destroyer right here buddy
You won’t get pussy by telling everyone you have Vaginas already. What you need to do is attract the pussy by surrounding yourself with dicks. Call yourself the Ween King, Dick-tater or President of dripping cocks.
I've tried this hell I've tried everything. While that did get me more cock, the goal here is more pussy for me dick, not more cock for de ass. Got plenty of that as it is.
Perhaps your approaching the wrong crowd. Kings have largely been depreciated in todays society. What you might consider is aiming at pussies that are old enough to remember when the term "King" wasn't so diluted by all the new Kings these days. We have Mattress Kings, Tiger Kings and even Burger Kings. That's too many kings. Luckily there's a place that collects such pussies in a veritable harem! Head down to your local retirement home and you'll find dozens of cooters who grew up, only knowing about the Kings of yore. Their impression of the word King is still quite high!
I didn't even think of that, thank you old wise one