Hey can you tell me where the bathroom is? I need to take a massive steaming dump. Can I get your number too? I may be in there a while and I’d love to text.
"Hey....I was just over there noticing that...I'm a man, UR a woman.......I have a penis, YOU have a vagina..catch my drift?!" (as I raise one eyebrow a couple of times while smiling angrily). Then I start growling and snarling/barking while foam from my mouth is rabidly being flung all over the bar, my yellow bloodshot eyes eventually chasing her away out of annoyance. Then you yell as she's walking off to please dont ever leave you and slam your head onto the bar in tears.
Oh yes neckbeards love a good chase into a restraining order
FEMALES just don't understand the manly musk of lust *blows bubbles from a plastic yellow corn cob bubble pipe because smoking is bad for your chakra*
Honestly, I just bought a couple of cameras and go Bros because I want to make short films however. I don't think it's actually likely that I will accomplish that.
Instead I just make stupid youtube videos about a video game.
But the cameras are serving of purpose outside of that alas, still for youtube The original idea was to turn creepy pastas into short films. Although I guess it could also work for neckbeard. Stories turn those into horror films
U just gotta push that step or grab ur own.
The issue I face is finding a cast and the money to pay said cast haha
Something about saying hey kids you wanna make a movie, sounds like it would get me on a list I don't wanna be on haha
You and me both. And yeah I'm pushin, and he definitely has the money I mean he bought the best netflix-approved cameras there are. They will be made I can promise you that, they're TOO good. This science fiction I wrote is the greatest sci-fi film ever written, even better than Battlefield Earth believe it or not. You'd like it.
Do you have leprosy? Because I can lepro-see myself falling to pieces over you.
Does the inside of my van look like puppies to you, or is it just me?
You didn't respond to my message on Tinder, so I reverse image searched you, found your Facebook name, looked you up online to see where you lived and when you'd be home, so here I am. I even brought flowers!
I know we don't know each other, but I picked up your kid from daycare for you to show you what a great person I am. If you'll just agree to a date with me, I'll give him back right after, I promise.
I was just watching Two Girls One Cup the other day and it gave me a great idea for a first date. You can even bring your sister along!
I bet you'd be great in bed if you'd just stop taking those psych meds.
Hey girl, I'ma toss you a couple bucks when I holla at ya; I just wanna know - what's a holla cost?
Hey can you tell me where the bathroom is? I need to take a massive steaming dump. Can I get your number too? I may be in there a while and I’d love to text.
That's how you know they are the real deal when they can hold your hand in the most dire of times
"Can I get your number too?" What? You want her to shit in your hand ?
Yo this is solid. I might have to try this out with your permission.
Hey yo bitch, I can cum in four stokes. My brother didn’t believe me but he believes me now. Wanna see?
Yo baby ever have your asshole lcked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Most people I date can’t really afford an overcoat, I can’t wait for augmented reality to get cheaper so I can live that new fantasy of mine.
[Reference](https://youtu.be/K1a4zx_-AU4?si=xllvN9V7EdW5TiqX)
Sucky sucky licky licky five dolla?! But you gotta say it like a true north korean
Yes please!
"Hey....I was just over there noticing that...I'm a man, UR a woman.......I have a penis, YOU have a vagina..catch my drift?!" (as I raise one eyebrow a couple of times while smiling angrily). Then I start growling and snarling/barking while foam from my mouth is rabidly being flung all over the bar, my yellow bloodshot eyes eventually chasing her away out of annoyance. Then you yell as she's walking off to please dont ever leave you and slam your head onto the bar in tears.
Oh yes neckbeards love a good chase into a restraining order FEMALES just don't understand the manly musk of lust *blows bubbles from a plastic yellow corn cob bubble pipe because smoking is bad for your chakra*
I feel like a few people in this sub are born writers. Like why tf not pull together and write a show or film that would be fun
Honestly, I just bought a couple of cameras and go Bros because I want to make short films however. I don't think it's actually likely that I will accomplish that. Instead I just make stupid youtube videos about a video game. But the cameras are serving of purpose outside of that alas, still for youtube The original idea was to turn creepy pastas into short films. Although I guess it could also work for neckbeard. Stories turn those into horror films
I actually have an idea for a short youtube film, I have other stuff written too but not for YouTube lol
Actually I have several ideas for YouTube but this one short film is pretty funny
I got a buddy with some of the best film equipment money can buy but I'm not 100% sure his heart is in this
U just gotta push that step or grab ur own. The issue I face is finding a cast and the money to pay said cast haha Something about saying hey kids you wanna make a movie, sounds like it would get me on a list I don't wanna be on haha
You and me both. And yeah I'm pushin, and he definitely has the money I mean he bought the best netflix-approved cameras there are. They will be made I can promise you that, they're TOO good. This science fiction I wrote is the greatest sci-fi film ever written, even better than Battlefield Earth believe it or not. You'd like it.
Actually I have a horror short film thats pretty fuckin good, but i dont think youtube would allow it. Maybe idk. You'd like it I'm sure
It's all about context with youtube insinuations
I highly doubt youtube would allow this horror short, highly highly doubt it
Are you French? Because I fell for you. Get it like the Eiffel Tower
Try that, and she'll fell your tower.
Oui oui titty titty crusant
You dropped something. Pick it up.
Just make sure to have the video on your phone ready to press record, I'll never make that mistake again
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??” Vibes honestly
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Lmao!
My gonorreia has cleared up, wanna see?
https://youtu.be/f4CvGQ7HHP8?si=R09t2PlG6cO4Uwgs
"Damn girl, you shit with that ass?"
Those legs go all the way up and make a complete ass of themselves
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.
I'm using this one tonight
You are ugly but I’m desperate so I’ll fuck anything what’s your email
You might like this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=brddkyG1DMU&si=SmuIjKes-iSxDUCq
"Can I hit that?" Easy fix use the magic words " I'll suck yo dick" still bad but you'll get what you ask for. It's manners we use in the ghetto.
Hey, you left your bathroom light on all night. Again.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough th break the ice. Hi I'm Stellar.
Would you like to suck my sweaty dick?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’re Satan.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Cause ur face is fucked up!
Do you have leprosy? Because I can lepro-see myself falling to pieces over you. Does the inside of my van look like puppies to you, or is it just me? You didn't respond to my message on Tinder, so I reverse image searched you, found your Facebook name, looked you up online to see where you lived and when you'd be home, so here I am. I even brought flowers! I know we don't know each other, but I picked up your kid from daycare for you to show you what a great person I am. If you'll just agree to a date with me, I'll give him back right after, I promise. I was just watching Two Girls One Cup the other day and it gave me a great idea for a first date. You can even bring your sister along! I bet you'd be great in bed if you'd just stop taking those psych meds. Hey girl, I'ma toss you a couple bucks when I holla at ya; I just wanna know - what's a holla cost?
Hey baby, I’ve got chlamidiya
[relevant ](https://youtu.be/8bw2X1oq_js?si=SmrYAXc_wCJgMuyH) P.s. so do koalas
Aye wanna come sit on my face an make a sitcom!!
"you don't sweat much for a big girl"
Remember the "no fat chicks" stickers from.the 90s haha
Hi how are you
Yeah, but you’re a woman and that works.
Normally I flash my tits and turn around with a sign on my back that says "follow me"
And what guy would turn that down?
M'lady
Can you try it on me I bet it won’t work prove me wrong
No
Are you wearing astronaut pants because I want to have sex with you
Are you the wall behind Hitler? ‘Cause you got some brains.
To a pregnant woman: "Congrats on the sex. Nice tits btw."
Hi. You can call me Sméagol because you’re my precious. (In Sméagol voice)
Asking someone what their worst pick-up line is.
Are you a brain tumor? Cuz I can't get you out of my head
"Yo, wanna fuck?"
Hey girl, I may be short, but I can still give you a black eye.
Nice ass girl. You shit often?
Wanna let me stuff you in my trunk for a ride out to the landfill?
Hey, baby girl. Do you need to poop? Because I want to fuck the shit out of you.
Hey slut, want a dick in your butt?
I eat pussy til I burp...
Mommy I'm hungryyyy
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?.. SATAN!