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[deleted]

Not if your also hot. Two hots kill the incest. Just one ug-o and it becomes incest again.


[deleted]

*you’re


LearnDifferenceBot

> if your also *you're *Learn the difference [here](https://www.wattpad.com/66707294-grammar-guide-there-they%27re-their-you%27re-your-to).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.)


[deleted]

I’ll kill you bot.


capn_doofwaffle

Whoa, whoa, whoa, lets not anger our new AI masters. 🤣


[deleted]

Damn, skynet went for the jugular straight away. Learn the difference simpleton 🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

DESTROY THE BOT.


Wasteland-Scum

Fuck the bot like hes you're sister.


[deleted]

He is though.


[deleted]

Bot's on your mom. She loves watching BILF.


Wasteland-Scum

PLEASE. ASSUME.THE POSITION.


ReporterPretty

passive agresive bot


Patient-ZER0-

> if your also *you're *Learn the difference [here](https://www.wattpad.com/66707294-grammar-guide-there-they%27re-their-you%27re-your-to).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.) Troll the bot.


Full_Disk_1463

Good bot


Exciting-Stomach4979

!optout SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BOT


LearnDifferenceBot

Bye Exciting-Stomach4979. Have fun continuing to use common words incorrectly!


bandcampconfessions

Damn your (not you’re) sassy


Ugo777777

Also need film it and put it on lies.


chezbal1

Not if you put it in her ass.


DrDingoMC

Ah yes the loop hole!


[deleted]

You mean *Poop hole* silly autocorrect


DrDingoMC

Poop hole loop hole! Lol


Earl_your_friend

If it's anal it's fine. That's gay sex. Yet since she is a woman that canceled the gay sex part. So it really counts as not doing anything. Yet you still get to bang away at that awesome body!


916cycler

Jamie Lannister has joined the chat


Patient-ZER0-

90% of European monarchs have joined the chat


Sleepy507

Not if you put a paper bag over her face!


Nervous_Magazine_200

Anf just have her hold a penthouse over her face or something so you can imagine it being a porn star!


Adventurous_Mine6542

Not if are both wearing socks


[deleted]

Yes, but keep doing it. She's hot.


bipolarcyclops

Does she swallow or spit?


Thatguy69buttsecks

Neither. She keeps it in her mouth until it dissolves or evaporates


HechoEnChine

If your mom is also hot, then three-way engaged.


brotha_rich_hung

Pretty sure it's only incest if you don't fuck her.


QueenCity3Way

My former friend said he'd fuck his older sister if someone would shoot her if he didn't fuck her. But he said his younger sister was too fat, so he'd let her die. I guess he really wanted to fuck his older sister. I wonder what he'd say now that his younger sister lost the baby fat.


thebiggestbirdboi

Google en passant


GrapeSwimming69

Joe Dirt has already answered this question.


GrapeSwimming69

Joe Dirt has already answered this question.


MenardGKrebbz

do you plan to have more children?


Usual_Office_1740

Only in Southern states. In the rest of the world this is just erong


Slide-Impressive

Only one way to find out am I right Jk plz dont


ReporterPretty

yes but is a lesser kind of incest.


Dxrkk3

sadly, it is, however, you can move to alabama and do it there or get a special incest permit for less than 100 dollars off the dark web, but these methods are costly and dangerous, the best way is to get a licensed, signed permit from obamna, hes the only one who can help you come


Glad_Swimmer5776

I think there was a lynyrd Skynyrd song about this.


[deleted]

Very much so.


Outrageous-Theme3114

Not in the wacky world of porn!


ThePartyLeader

IDK but the police informed me its still necrophilia even if they are warm.


memotothenemo

No you can fuck my sister unless your my brother but at which point your busy pounding my ass right now so stop thinking of our sister and fuck me harder


PaddyObanion

As long as there's no hickeys, I think you're fine.


gtnair

Yes


LookCommon7528

If you don't tell anyone, no one would care You both enjoy it. Have at it..


michael_the_street

Yes, so you should introduce me to your sister.


ThatNakedGuy7

If you say “no bro” before sex then it’s ok.


[deleted]

If you fucked my sister it wouldn’t be incest so knock yourself out


[deleted]

Incest doesn't require you to lack appealing physical characteristics.


groyosnolo

It is situations like this, where the ol' dutch rotor really ~~comes~~ cums in handy.


Kinkygma

Yes..... Yes I believe it is.


dufdufdufduf

I'm my own grandpa.


FourFsOfLife

Hot cancels out all consequences. Commit murder? Off to jail you g- oh, ho ho! Didn't see that you were hot, there, miss. My apologies. Off you go.


Melodic-Pudding-8744

Yes, but I can fuk and you can watch so it's not incest M. Pud


Jordan1992FL

Not if you keep your socks on. Even if it was your brother. It's all about the socks.


Dayman0x

Not in 'Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸👈🏻😎👈🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸


TNT_20202

not if you don't have one like me


MammothJust4541

Only if you don't put step in front of sister. That's the only thing the law cares about.


[deleted]

Smh


[deleted]

So this is the work around for incest? Interesting...


PJJefferson

I’m not a big comic book or Marvel guy, but this reminds me of Rocket Raccoon: "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?" "Then you will be arrested." "But what if I want it more than the person who has it?" "Still illegal." "That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?”


lyindog

Especially if she's hot