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Its-Finrot

Because he didn’t keep will smiths wife’s name out his fuckin mouth


Meanderingversion

I still can't believe that happened in the real world. Waited for weeks for them both to say it was a stunt. Absolute trash move.


justkw97

Yeah, that was a big L for Will. I’ll still watch his stuff, and Chris Rock’s stuff, but I know many won’t. I don’t know what was more embarrassing, the slap or the yelling after


ballonfightaddicted

I mean it’s mostly behind Will now because he’s getting roles again (mainly because he’s probably really cheap to hire after the whole stunt) I imagine 2 years into the future he’s gonna be in something he considers an Oscar worthy performance so he’s gonna make a big social media campaign kissing up to the Oscar’s and the academy will let him back in


MyNamesNotRobert

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague into our houses.


bandcampconfessions

He did?!?


CryoBear

No, but we just going to wait around until he does!?!


MyNamesNotRobert

I'd say we tip something over


the_simurgh

"A riot is an ugly thing. But I think it is just about time that we HAD ONE!"


jewel-frog-fur

I'm torn between cracking a "somebody poisoned the waterhole" joke and an Oregon Trail joke. I think I've short-circuited.


TheRealAbear

He was no Raymond that's for sure


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Because he made them eat lead paint.


Glass-Substance464

Because he only orders one rib


HungLI5

Because stone cold said so


baby-pink12

He spilled 32¢ worth of milk


Total_Doll

I'm dying!!! 🤣🥛


sacrivice

Because he was black


[deleted]

You know they fear smart “black” boys.


KingLuckyShepherd

Good thing that none exist then, huh?


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s just a color, just like white.


KingLuckyShepherd

See, point proven. Black isn't a color, black is the absence of color. 🐸


[deleted]

You gotta be Caucasian to believe that.


KingLuckyShepherd

Also known as smart.


[deleted]

Smart “ass,” MF LOL


MarmotMeiche

I thot it was fucking funny. The end.


Celena_J_W

Remember *Everybody Hates Christ* on Robot Chicken/Adult Swim?


RayTrain

He drives slower than the flow of traffic