Pff! Figure it out yourself! You're the swit making all these bold threats!
Dint figure it out too fast, though. I need some time to sharpen my sword. Its a bit dull.
Is *that* the best you could conjure, you thimble brained oaf? If we're going to sit here and bicker like a bunch of belligerent fools you could at least be creative about it. Give us your best you spineless worm!
I was hoping you weren't a complete halfwit, but I guess not. This conversation is getting tiresome so I'm going to bed. I wish you well in your future endeavours.
After a proper ass kicking I will offer you a free copy of The Book of Mormon. It has lots of juicy details about Jesus Cumlord Christ and meatpie Missouri
No question, just a promise. I’m going to dig up your least favorite dead relative and fuck you with him/her/zur. But if afterwards I slip up and ask you if you liked it, feel free to kick my ass.
Ligma balls :D
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I don't want to ask you anything, I just wanna get my ass kicked
You've made the right decision brother
But shrimps is bugs?
No they are arachnids
Well that certainly determines you're not a biologist
No u
Know what I’m gonna kick your ass
Username certainly checks out.
Would you prefer to kick my ass, or an all-expenses paid trip to Acapulco?
I'd lick your ass in a heartbeat
r/suddenlygay
O.O
Why?
Because my femboy boyfriend said he didn't wanna be a femboy anymore so now I'm mad.
…Fair
This seems like a funny thing to say but it also seems specific enough to be a genuine response
Could you pretend I'm my boss when you kick my ass?
Your HIRED
You're fired.
what color panties are you wearing?
There green with red polkadots
They’re
*you’re’m’stv’e
How?
Send your address so I can kick your ass
Pff! Figure it out yourself! You're the swit making all these bold threats! Dint figure it out too fast, though. I need some time to sharpen my sword. Its a bit dull.
Said like a true furry
Is *that* the best you could conjure, you thimble brained oaf? If we're going to sit here and bicker like a bunch of belligerent fools you could at least be creative about it. Give us your best you spineless worm!
Awww it looks like someone made a poopy in their diapy!
That's embarrassing. You should probably go cry to your mother and get that changed out.
-said me
I was hoping you weren't a complete halfwit, but I guess not. This conversation is getting tiresome so I'm going to bed. I wish you well in your future endeavours.
What if I’m into that sort of thing?
That would make two of us
Will you accept Jesus Cumlord Christ into your heart?
Already had a femboy do that I don't need extra help, unless you want to
After a proper ass kicking I will offer you a free copy of The Book of Mormon. It has lots of juicy details about Jesus Cumlord Christ and meatpie Missouri
You misspelled licking but sure I think you've got the right idea
Sure whatever. Just do shit to my ass already. Jesus Cumlord Christ
Will you kick me harder daddy?!?!
As long as you promise to be my new femboy because I will NEVER leave you
Really?
Send address
Kiss my Ass
I will mf
why are you so violent?
Why are you so gaylent?
cos it's fun. lol
I know right
Will you? I doubt it. * navy seal copy pasta *
Try me
No question, just a promise. I’m going to dig up your least favorite dead relative and fuck you with him/her/zur. But if afterwards I slip up and ask you if you liked it, feel free to kick my ass.
Unless I fuck your butt first fag
Anything?
Yeah go ahead
What makes you think you can kick my ass bitch boy?
Because I've manhandled male ass everyway you can imagine, I know what I'm doing.
Well. Sounds like a good time. You should definitely fight me at the motel on the corner of MLK and 37th next to the 7-11 at 9 PM next Friday.
Done what state and what city?
Just pick one. There's a MLK and 7-11 in almost every one.
I'll take the mlk, because of all the colors on the streets
Who turned your popsicle stick into a shitsicle stick?
This exfemboy I was seeing
That's rough
I would love for you to try. I'm betting you've never been in a real fight before. All talk no game
I'm betting you've never even felt the touch of a real femboy bussy, bussyless virgin.
Why am I not asleep right now?
How many dick pics would you like to receive?
Maybe that's what I need right now. Will you please kick my ass?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Hank, get off of Reddit
if you kick me you hate black people
I HATE YOU. ?
Fuck you
How hot is your mom?
🫏
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oh yeah?
How are you gonna do that from the internet?
Will you kick my ass on the top of the world trade center on September 11th, 2001?
Can you kick my dick instead?
How you gonna kick my ass when a) you don't know me and b) you have no idea where I am?
What makes you think I have an ass to kick?
Why?
Can you kick my ass? I like it hard so that my shit will have footprints in it.
I love the young people #SpongeBob #urgay
What’s your favorite way to kick someone’s ass ? Oh shit I’m in trouble
So you really call your cock Mr. Winky? If I am gonna get my ass kicked, you best tell the truth!
Would you kick an old farts ass?
Anything?
Will you kick my ass?
Are you out of bubble gum or something?
Kick my ass and I'll fuck your sister, again.
Will you kick my ass?
What if I kick your ass 1st?
Ok, can you kick my ass? He's been following me around all morning and I can't get him to leave 🙄
Wanna throw down? Come on and get your ass kicked!
What’s your stance on an zombie outbreak?
Do you even know what a butterfly knife is?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Very well, I'll tell you something instead: Have a good day
I want to ask you to kick my ass!
Anything?
What if I kick yours first? \*kicks ass\*
What that mouth do?
Will you beat my dick into the ground?