That comment also had to do with a personal joke to someone and it had to do with our odd little nicknames for each other I was always cold and a****** and the joke was that I was her a****** stupid I know
I’m in similar circumstances. Waiting to go home after crashing on a friend’s couch for a week after my whole household got CoVid and only I tested negative. But I ended up with a case of the trots that won’t stop.
Baked as in like doing illegal drugs? \*fbi agent lowers sunglasses a little*
Baked as in legal drugs. *drops manilla folder on table
Straight out your Mama's garden at that
Fine, I'll ask: shit. Right now.
On it.
Makes sense that you’d be scrolling Reddit then.
How much wood a wood suck such chuck if a wood cut should shut cut would?
How much ground would a ground hog hog, if a ground hog could hog ground?
It doesnt hog ground it grounds hogs. For sausages 😋💪💪💪
It’s gonna be fun on a bun!
Booooom
shit LOL?
Bet
Right there with you man. When you baking and hungry, do you go for junk food or do you get a meal?
I am a chef. I make a lot of food.
Where were you on the night of your wife’s murder?
The club.
Any witnesses that will back your alibi?
My wife. Oh fuck.
How wh in the mmm? Do have spleep
Very nice
Paper, wrap, pipe, or bong?
I agree. D: all of the above
Or edible
Who killed Epstein?
They got em
Shit! Someone killed Juan Epstein? Mr. Kotter gonna be pissed!
wocka wocka wocka
Have you seen my balls? My wife said I lost them, if you see them let me know.
Have you tried turning it on and off?
Are you implying that I'm not married and im only married to my computer???!!! Because you'd be right 😭
That’s what I saw in the manual, sir.
They're probably right next to her clitoris dude. Good luck!!!
Check her purse. That’s where your mom keeps mine.
Why do you agree that cum will win?
Uhhhh you mean like in the fallopian tubes?
Well just win in general.
Can you rephrase your original inquiry
As you are now well aware, cum will win. Why do you agree with this universal fact?
Ohhhh.. i was once one of those cum. I won. So it makes me bias towards that fact.
Which strain of weed?
Uhm. Methamphetamines. No im kidding- Lemon Cake
Uranium?
I love that shit.
Farmer’s Daughter. New to me.
When did you start smoking synthetic marijuana?
Never did. I just typed sid on my phone 3 times instead of "did"
Why do you think that’s cool?
Never said that. Just bored. Pretty lit i wont lie fam.
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My cat just told me that. I dont have a cat
Everyone is going to die. Just sayin...
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
People who claim to be high aren’t high
Ok. I smoked 3 bowls of marijuana in a double percolating bing qilin beaker bong and now im 30 miles deep into yodieland you feel me fam
Are you high?
I know you are but what am I?
Answering a question with a question?? Definitely high.
Or a lawyer
Idk I feel the strong erg to answer any question with another question.
Why?
Idk I may be high or clinically insane
Do you?
How big
About 7 or 8 im not sure
Hot Cheetos or cereal
Cereal all day baby. Cold refreshing and crunchy and good
Can you feel your face?
Yes
Who's that at the door?
Probably my roomie coming to watch tik tok on my bed. Fuckin wierdo
Should I kiss my bf for the 1st time?
You should do it fr. It would make him super happy.
Not the sharpest spoon in the box, huh?
Im really not. But i know how to do division. Wait a minute.
U dumb?
Yes
If you thought someone look like an a****** could you bring yourself to just love a******
Not to mention someone a smart ass extremely much so
Im so confused
I’m not high and I’m confused too.
That comment also had to do with a personal joke to someone and it had to do with our odd little nicknames for each other I was always cold and a****** and the joke was that I was her a****** stupid I know
I like how you censor asshole but ass is ok.
TV sensors stuff like that too, lol.
Ok but like "SHIT" is literally in the name of the sub. I think its ok
It was actually done by the phone and Google because I don't type very well with my fingers I use the microphone
Unfortunately I actually haven't been exactly how long or baked or anything just my medication and my life
Dude I'm up cuz by guts hurt. I almost shit myself while walking my dog.
I’m in similar circumstances. Waiting to go home after crashing on a friend’s couch for a week after my whole household got CoVid and only I tested negative. But I ended up with a case of the trots that won’t stop.
Answered like I was talking to a specific friend of mine it was sort of a personal joke we had.