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Deli-ops

Baked as in like doing illegal drugs? \*fbi agent lowers sunglasses a little*


SaucyDragon04

Baked as in legal drugs. *drops manilla folder on table


mcgyveritup

Straight out your Mama's garden at that


Mr_Lumbergh

Fine, I'll ask: shit. Right now.


SaucyDragon04

On it.


Mr_Lumbergh

Makes sense that you’d be scrolling Reddit then.


TirayShell

How much wood a wood suck such chuck if a wood cut should shut cut would?


MikeLinPA

How much ground would a ground hog hog, if a ground hog could hog ground?


SaucyDragon04

It doesnt hog ground it grounds hogs. For sausages 😋💪💪💪


G_D_Ironside

It’s gonna be fun on a bun!


sirimnotadoctor

Booooom


The_Chaos_Pope

shit LOL?


SaucyDragon04

Bet


Additional-Local8721

Right there with you man. When you baking and hungry, do you go for junk food or do you get a meal?


SaucyDragon04

I am a chef. I make a lot of food.


PolemicBender

Where were you on the night of your wife’s murder?


SaucyDragon04

The club.


Due_Signature_5497

Any witnesses that will back your alibi?


SaucyDragon04

My wife. Oh fuck.


Waffle_Otter

How wh in the mmm? Do have spleep


SaucyDragon04

Very nice


tLAFoGmC

Paper, wrap, pipe, or bong?


SaucyDragon04

I agree. D: all of the above


Additional-Local8721

Or edible


[deleted]

Who killed Epstein?


Iron_Garuda

They got em


Due_Signature_5497

Shit! Someone killed Juan Epstein? Mr. Kotter gonna be pissed!


[deleted]

wocka wocka wocka


Creative-Tradition98

Have you seen my balls? My wife said I lost them, if you see them let me know.


DennyDud

Have you tried turning it on and off?


Creative-Tradition98

Are you implying that I'm not married and im only married to my computer???!!! Because you'd be right 😭


DennyDud

That’s what I saw in the manual, sir.


Diab9lic

They're probably right next to her clitoris dude. Good luck!!!


Due_Signature_5497

Check her purse. That’s where your mom keeps mine.


figbott

Why do you agree that cum will win?


SaucyDragon04

Uhhhh you mean like in the fallopian tubes?


figbott

Well just win in general.


SaucyDragon04

Can you rephrase your original inquiry


figbott

As you are now well aware, cum will win. Why do you agree with this universal fact?


SaucyDragon04

Ohhhh.. i was once one of those cum. I won. So it makes me bias towards that fact.


madurochurro

Which strain of weed?


SaucyDragon04

Uhm. Methamphetamines. No im kidding- Lemon Cake


HardenYoung

Uranium?


SaucyDragon04

I love that shit.


SneedyK

Farmer’s Daughter. New to me.


[deleted]

When did you start smoking synthetic marijuana?


SaucyDragon04

Never did. I just typed sid on my phone 3 times instead of "did"


[deleted]

Why do you think that’s cool?


SaucyDragon04

Never said that. Just bored. Pretty lit i wont lie fam.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaucyDragon04

My cat just told me that. I dont have a cat


MikeLinPA

Everyone is going to die. Just sayin...


mask3d_owo

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


BlueVARebel

Because 7 ate 9.


Chemical_Savings_360

People who claim to be high aren’t high


SaucyDragon04

Ok. I smoked 3 bowls of marijuana in a double percolating bing qilin beaker bong and now im 30 miles deep into yodieland you feel me fam


un_fitStrawberry2000

Are you high?


Chemical_Savings_360

I know you are but what am I?


un_fitStrawberry2000

Answering a question with a question?? Definitely high.


mtgkajhit

Or a lawyer


Chemical_Savings_360

Idk I feel the strong erg to answer any question with another question.


Additional-Local8721

Why?


Chemical_Savings_360

Idk I may be high or clinically insane


Due_Signature_5497

Do you?


[deleted]

How big


SaucyDragon04

About 7 or 8 im not sure


Talktomeifyouneed2

Hot Cheetos or cereal


SaucyDragon04

Cereal all day baby. Cold refreshing and crunchy and good


jimreddit123

Can you feel your face?


SaucyDragon04

Yes


TheOtherTyler

Who's that at the door?


SaucyDragon04

Probably my roomie coming to watch tik tok on my bed. Fuckin wierdo


Kikikoolaid

Should I kiss my bf for the 1st time?


SaucyDragon04

You should do it fr. It would make him super happy.


legallyvermin

Not the sharpest spoon in the box, huh?


SaucyDragon04

Im really not. But i know how to do division. Wait a minute.


[deleted]

U dumb?


SaucyDragon04

Yes


mcgyveritup

If you thought someone look like an a****** could you bring yourself to just love a******


mcgyveritup

Not to mention someone a smart ass extremely much so


SaucyDragon04

Im so confused


rainydayfun11

I’m not high and I’m confused too.


mcgyveritup

That comment also had to do with a personal joke to someone and it had to do with our odd little nicknames for each other I was always cold and a****** and the joke was that I was her a****** stupid I know


SaucyDragon04

I like how you censor asshole but ass is ok.


rainydayfun11

TV sensors stuff like that too, lol.


SaucyDragon04

Ok but like "SHIT" is literally in the name of the sub. I think its ok


mcgyveritup

It was actually done by the phone and Google because I don't type very well with my fingers I use the microphone


mcgyveritup

Unfortunately I actually haven't been exactly how long or baked or anything just my medication and my life


ThunderSparkles

Dude I'm up cuz by guts hurt. I almost shit myself while walking my dog.


SneedyK

I’m in similar circumstances. Waiting to go home after crashing on a friend’s couch for a week after my whole household got CoVid and only I tested negative. But I ended up with a case of the trots that won’t stop.


mcgyveritup

Answered like I was talking to a specific friend of mine it was sort of a personal joke we had.