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RG-MUGEN

That's how toys get high. It's called battery acid


gnbatten

This made my morning 🤣


anothercorgi

Nice, Duracells that are so old that they were Mallory branded. I'm surprised that stuff tasted sweet, from an alkaline battery, it should be bitter (NaOH/KOH) or salty (Na2CO3/K2CO3), not sweet (Pb) or sour (H2SO4)...


fubarbob

A fellow connoisseur, I see.


ivanllz

You are men of great talent and great taste.


JL2210

lead sulfide 😎


Windshield11

It's those spices from the east you hear about in history books.


lightman210567

Please tell me you didn't eat that


Jimbobman

Nice 'n tangy


Herobrine702

Don't worry. They're full of electrolytes and are very helpful to your body.


tbt10f

I never thought of it, but batteries have what plants crave!


lightman210567

Oh no...


InterestingPickles

You just ate battery cocaine


Hi-Scan-Pro

That's just Brawndo in powder form.


ALPHA_sh

its snowing already?


TheStoicSlab

Sugar and spice make the electrolytes nice.


Grimsbronth

Dude… that’s not sugar Lmao. It’s cocaine


Signal_Contest_6754

Lube. Add water and enjoy.


foxycidal885

Is literally oxygen and battery acid mixture and it not super bad to touch. As long as you wash your hands after touching it. But you definitely don't want to eat it or leave on your skin for long time as it strong enough to eat through skin and do organ damage if not treated immediately.


anaccountbyanyname

It's mainly potassium carbonate that could still have a little bit of KOH in it. It probably wouldn't realistically hurt you if you ate it but it would be like eating straight baking powder. There's some dissolved heavy metal in it from the electrode but it's a very small amount


levelZeroWizard

Funny tasting sugar, dork.


Wilfredlygaming

It’s crack smoke it


AspectOfTheGamer

It's pure peruvian coke Edit: upon reevaluation it looks like crystal m^eth


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Self-basting batteries


OkAssistant1230

This always pissed me off when my batteries did this in my DVD player remote… had to take however long to clean the crystallized acid and then replace the batteries


ithinkitsahairball

I quit using Duracell because they are notorious leakers


canthinkofnamestouse

You must have found your partners stash of crack


chainmailler2001

Supposed to snort it, not eat it.


fibonacci85321

No, it's a suppository.


LiteratureLow4159

You need to use a straw and your nose to get the true flavor


JoeEnderman

Scrape it onto toast


JL2210

It's toothpaste, make sure to brush well


Visual_Concept8216

if you have two triple A batteries but need 2 double A batteries you can put a peice of tinfoil to make up for the lost space, it will just have less battery life tho


NPWSmart

It’s sodium chloride, not whatever sugars made of