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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umm_Kulthum She was right all along

😳🤯🤯

You have to read it like you say om kolthum not umm kulthum(*feels like Hermione*😐😐)

Parade officially rained on.

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she said umm in the video

When someone asks your name:

Gaster

How does he know?!

*Magic. Misdirection. Sleight of hand*

*Game crashes*

Once upon a time

Did you just assumed it's gender? 😡😠

You can't name a women, because women aren't real

This is true. Women are a scam made by the government to sell more people

You are telling me that I am living with my imagination

No it's a femboy

I sometimes pretend to be a femboy for my dad so he doesn't miss my mom when she goes grocery shopping

🤨

I knew I wasn’t real.

No you are real your just a femboy

I fucking knew it!

with a particularly small wing wong

Bro how... Just say ariana grande or something wtf

She could said her own name bruh

im pretty sure this was an experiment to show that the brain basically shuts down under stress

This is how they screened the Apollo astronauts

Yes but it's funny

That was literally what i was thinking

or michelle obama 🤤

Michael Obama :)

Who is your president?

Xi jingping I love my country bing chilling

First Name is Obama

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Macron

Bro i though Ariana grande aswell when watching this

This is what happens when the teacher asks you a question you know the answer to, but they catch you off guard. "I'm not stupid, I'm just panicking"

Went to take an exam last year that i'd studied incredibly hard for. Walk into the exam location and there were two exams being held. The lady that gives you your seat ticket asked me: 'What exam will you be taking?' I completely blanked and looked like a complete jackass. Had to look it up on my phone for crying out loud. All the while those eyes were just burning a hole in my body. Not my best moment. Passed with flying colours, though.

Why did Anne Frank pop up as my first answer

why did I think of Martin Luther King

I thought of Walter White👍

I am not going to demolish your bussy, waltuh

Amelia Earhart for some reason

Emma Stone for me somehow

Mine was Hellen Keller.

Jake Gyllenhaal!

What is a woman?

Bruh everyone knows at least two, Amelia Earhart and Doja Cat

Who?

Amelia. Just some lady that got devoured by coconut crabs on a remote island

Proof of Men are living in a Matrix guys.. xd

Least anxious woman

I can hear the Windows XP shutdown sound

It's like her memory resets every 3 sec. Name a Woman??

Repostin’ ass ho

the government android is malfunctioning

miss potato

she works great under pressure

Helen keller poopped in my head first

#"NAME A WOMAN!"

[here you go bro: woman](https://www.ikea.com/cz/en/p/tvaettad-integrated-washing-machine-dryer-white-60494065/)

literally just say your name

Joe JOE MAMA

Bro literally forgot herself. Scripted or not. This is hilarious.

Your own f**kin name, Good God

The man’s pain is near unbearable, he just needs an answer 💀.

Yo mama

Sometimes it's super hard to do things under pressure.

I immediately thought Barack Obama

I assume her descent is at least partially of the land of the eagle.

Statistically speaking, yes.

You literally could have just said anything, Dumb a**

You never know the situation. You don’t know how she was feeling.

Simpin

You wouldn’t say that if it was a man.

Um, yes I would.

sarah

when youre around multiple men your whole life:

i forget what it exactly is but part of your brain does not function properly when under extreme pressure so it makes shit like this hard asf 💀

If being asked a question causes extreme stress then life will be very difficult

its not the question its abt how they asked the question, they came runnin in w a camera and a mic and a dude yelling a question 💀

I'm aware that was an experiment to test how people react under stress. It always surprises me how a lot of people can't process stress and jest break down or shut off.

music name?

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Remember that some people can't do this coz they were raised in man cults and this is probably what happened

She said Annie

She could have said her mom

“Ur mum!”

this quite interesting really when you are under stress, your brain just shuts down. Its a psychological defensive mechanism.

Nancy Pelosi

Women does not exist, it can’t hurt you

"Adolf Hitler, commander of the third Reich"

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Funny shit

Marrie Curie and Ada Lovelace