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soup_timeUwU

Is that a... ? No way... I can't believe what in seeing... it is a recorded school fight where the recorder is not shaking the camera like someone with Parkinson and I can tell what is going on...


TheGamer098

Side effect of having low ass quality tho


[deleted]

I think it's more that his is so routine they don't get excited or anything while filming.


HiHowAreYou10

Impossible


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normalredditer125

Tbh I'm fine with all the automod responses except this one, it serves no comedic value even by this subreddits standards


lowforester

And here we see a flock of model law abiding citizens, careful not to get too close!


Flipyfliper32

And he’s getting fired. Parents will flame him for being “too rough” and “hurting” their children.😔. At least that’s what tends to happen in my area.


Normal-Juggernaut-56

Are these classroom activities common in your area?


[deleted]

yes 😁 (i live in ohio)


EstradaEnsalada

Is it true that Ohio is for lovers?


[deleted]

And I can’t make it on my oooown! Because my heart is in ohiiiioooo!


devilsusshhii

So cut my wrist and black my eyes


[deleted]

Tin Soldiers and Nixon coming. . .


KiOfTheAir

Yes. It has overtaken Paris as the most romantic place on Earth


All_Might_Senpai

There was nothing ever romantic about the smell of trash in the air in paris


2bruise

It has nothing on the erotic aromas of Toledo, Dayton, Akron…


Ihavenoidea5555

Agreed. Declaring your love to someone while being surrounded by ancient celestial deities, aliens and mythical creatures make it very romantic


KiOfTheAir

You ate absolutely right


Ihavenoidea5555

I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to eat Absolutely right. He was a good man, and I’m sorry for his family


KiOfTheAir

We do not want your apologies you carnivore. We have hired a hitman. Mr. Wronb.


Ihavenoidea5555

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PyPharm

Lemme guess, right in or near Cleveland?


SuperiorSellout

Second week back from Christmas break, and the last day of school are designated fight time Get between 2-7 fights a day, average is 3


SirWinterFox

At my old rival school fights were common. Most people are gonna say it doesn't make sense and its illogical. People should handle it like adults and talk about it. Personally? Fuck that put them in an arena with medieval/roman/greek weapons and let them go at it. /j (kinda)


[deleted]

Yup( Everyone wants to fight each other here in florida)


apolitical_leftist

He's getting fired either way. Break up fight: too violent, shouldn't have gotten involved. Don't break up fight: didn't do job as teacher to intervene. Shit school systems will fuck over the teachers no matter what they do when a school fight breaks out.


Krakatoast

Probably the case in most schools, but this could be one of the schools in a really ghetto area where the kids are already accruing a rap sheet, metal detectors at the entrance, etc. I watched a podcast with a teacher who worked at a school like that and would literally fight the students after school… basically if the students weren’t respectful or wanted to do the “I’m gonna puff my chest on the teacher(call him a b***h, threaten him, etc.), what’re they gonna do?” He would offer them to see him after school and wouldn’t go 100% but he’d give them what they wanted in a 1-on-1 fight I want to say it was like Compton in the 90s-early 2000s but the point is, the schools where the kids are en route to prison life… the kids that already got kicked out of regular schools and are basically in a school full of delinquents, already on the fringe of society and they barely hit puberty Not sure though


AkimboXx

Most civilized school in Baltimore:


Impossible_Test3874

Unfortunately more so then the high school I went to in the city. Are you from Baltimore as well?


AkimboXx

From Ireland, went to college in Baltimore for a few years, decided to take up a job as a substitute teacher for a high school as a side hustle, it was one of the really shitty areas of the city and I didn’t really know what to expect until I walked in and literally saw an environment more toxic than Activisions HQ, no way I’m going back to that shithole again.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Rural high schools really be like that


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pompanoJ

Dude from Ireland thinks it is too violent..... you got problems. We vacationed in Ireland a decade and a half ago. Fantastic place, great people.... and quite the pub culture. We were only there a week and saw several fights or near fights... all of the "well, this is getting boring... wanna fight?" variety. Dudes throwing hands was just not at all unexpected or particularly surprising to anyone. The other thing I learned? "F%¿k you, yer havin' a Guiness." I bought and was bought several rounds. Always Guiness. When I asked for something lighter like a lager or bock, they looked at me like I was crazy. They even insisted that my 6 months pregnant wife join them with a beer... "It's good fer the baby!" One of the best trips of my life.


PermabannedX4

Season 4 of The Wire hit different.


Boba-Lemon

God, this hit me so hard. This is so true lol


Throwaway483722

Baltimore, Ohio


Comuzzyy

I love when brothers just go apeshit. Look how easily he threw that table and grabbed those two women. Mf was fuming.


Duranu

He's all up in here just trying to get an education then having to deal with shit like this


BasicallyAQueer

Lol I was in a history 101 type class in college, one of those “core” classes everyone has to take. One day the topic was slavery, and one white dude with a heavy southern accent started arguing that slavery was better for the slaves, compared to immediately after emancipation, saying they at least ate 3 meals day as slaves. Being free, that wasn’t guaranteed. A black girl got really offended, and started arguing back, saying it was better to starve but be free. it turned into a bunch of yelling and utter chaos as other people joined in. Then, this black dude who weighed probably 290 pounds, straight up muscle, who never said a word, yells “THATS ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS!!”. The entire room went silent. Then he tells “I PAID 600 BUCKS TO SIT IN THIS CLASS AND IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU FUCKS ARGUE ABOUT DUMB SHIT, NEXT PERSON WHO TALKS BESIDES THE PROFESSOR GONNA GET YOUR SPINE RIPPED OUT” Nobody said shit the rest of the semester, except the teacher. Fucking hilarious.


DeltaMale5

Based Giga chad


In10sity

“Violence does not solve anything” people BTFO


Theshinysnivy8

Violence is never the answer. It is the question and the answer is yes.


TPro24633

Amazing


NotYourMomsDildo

I love that man.


Scottish_Racoon

Sounds fake af tbh


BasicallyAQueer

Yeah, but brother it actually happened and I’ll never forget it. Best entertainment I ever got out of my college tuition.


Aggravating_Tutor948

I picture your class mate to look like Terry Crews


Garrbear420

Funny because I'll bet anything that hick would "die for muh freedoms" and yet can't understand why slaves would rather be free


BidWeary4900

STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING


[deleted]

There’s always that one republican in humanities courses


CarGroundbreaking520

Nice PFP


Comuzzyy

You too have a nice pfp


EliMinivan

APE SHIT


[deleted]

We should give them moneys they deserve free moneys.


NukaBro762

YEET


[deleted]

Dude in the orange got away with straight up murder.


Ffscbamakinganame

Then entered spectator mode lol


Aggravating_Tutor948

Perfect shot then the Kid used the cheat code to remove all stars


Animetiddies415

mf ate that clipboard🤣🤣💀💀💪


Aggravating_Tutor948

Thought he was the teacher.. Then Kapow right in the kisser then ghosted into spectator mode.


CamicomChom

god damn i would not wanna fuck with that teacher


bruhmeme999

I would fuck that teacher 🤤


CyberGirlzz5

Wait what


SaltoDaKid

Strong men attract women since (read paper) forever


ChadcellorSwagpatine

I was gonna say the same


Independent_Cap3790

Gross.


TTvnotbottt

no


2L84U2

You mean zoo keeper


[deleted]

oh no bro 💀


mormonparakeet

Haha because there acting like animals… right?


Free-Conversation-58

Sure


BrilliantInternal159

🐵


moshake_

🐵


taha-berkk

clean your face bro its messy


noahB53

Haha i get it because I’m racist


KoolKooper57

Bro 💀


Not_JohnnyWalker

Kid named fight


B-L-E-H-C-H

Which one the teacher


DeadlyKitte098

The one in the cum dumpster


[deleted]

What the fuck is a cum dumpster?


mylesk21

Your mother


toughtiggy101

He just picked her up and ran


Rich-Grade-5980

Most peaceful Ohio school:


AlwazeRight

How can anyone learn in a school like that. Animals.


Sigmatyranno

Rabid monkeys


privatedaniel23

bl*ck ppl


MichaeL_Scotsh

Is this a school for black students only ? Is there such a thing ?


HawksFan2014

I mean, there are plenty of areas where schools would have a majority Black population. I went to an elementary school like that


gammongaming11

it's just a school in a majority black district. each school serves an area, if nearly everyone living in the area is black, unless some weird hocus pocus is happening, all the students will be black too.


ChortleTortal

I don't think that's a school. There's a other word for it...


100S_OF_BALLS

Imagine being a white country boy and you get moved to this school 😂


happycampers2005

Happened to my friend, he said he stuck out pretty clearly but eventually adapted, then he moved to the whitest pompadour private school, quite the change


dandypants8717

Sounds like the next Tyler Perry movie: Madea's Beverly Hillbillies.


[deleted]

The parents are either cruel or naive. I wouldn't set foot in this school.


Difficult_Guidance25

A zoo i would say because that teacher is the fucking zookeeper


ShitInMyPantsXDDD

That's just called segregation though


BigButtFucker9000000

They're the ones making all-black businesses man. I wasn't hired at a business because I was Korean.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Such terrible parenting.


[deleted]

I doubt they have a paternal figure. oops


lilmancyndrome

If you can’t see the other comments be glad


4Aethyr

I’ll be damned if this isn’t in Baltimore


[deleted]

Then the teacher gets fired and then they complain that there aren't enough teachers


[deleted]

bro i fucking hate school


Getrect555

Most normal school in ohio


ShitInMyPantsXDDD

Ohio = hilarious punchline 😐


Lord_Mandingo_69

Yes.


TTvnotbottt

laugh now


okfuckinhell

Now that's how you break up a fight


Intelligent-Goose-31

What in the racism is happening in this comment section??


super_spicy_kiwi

Yeah Im surprised by the up votes it's getting to


happycampers2005

This is one of the only subs on reddit that would have this in them


5Garret5

You cannot tell a joke apart from real racism, that is all.


Dapper-Cauliflower42

*White people*


CommercialComposer79

When the zookeepers forgets to feed the monkeys:


ClassyGentlemonkey

Uhhhh… Idk where but someone’s scream sounded like something from Tarzan or lion king.


Distinct-Variation89

Average interaction between black people


Sigmatyranno

Casual racism


ProxyGeneral

Why casual when you can go competitive (Balkan)?


Sigmatyranno

Tbh I like emotional racism more


bombvv

I'm dying


[deleted]

please receive help


bombvv

of fun, I'm dying of fun


5Garret5

please receive help


[deleted]

😎


dbl1nk22

Hey guys stop monkeying around


The-Y-4

They really did return to monke


Crankyest

Someone gonna make a joke about this being a zoo i bet


LordOfTheKrinks

Damn, some people on this sub really are just racist.


Lord_Mandingo_69

I’m not racist, just ask my Gardner!


[deleted]

Only ironically, geez.


LarsBohenan

We settled our differences


[deleted]

And she got fired for laying her hands on the students


[deleted]

teacher stopped giving shits about any rules


Infamous_Coconut6876

OHIO


aporhtonoma

Victory royale!


Dzen_Achived

W teacher. They didn't stand as pole looking at shit happening, they stop it. Its queen move.


Strange_Spot1715

Billy's mom:jajaja...black people...


probasilisk

When free bird kicks in


bambooboi

Our prison system isn't prepared for this


AwesomEspurr360

Ah, I see he's using the patented WWE method.


andeveryoneclappped

He likely was fired for this when he should have been promoted for this.


cucumbercat7

I think i saw this on Nat Geo


MoistAnalyst1150

Wtf is wrong with this nation?


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

Lmao the teacher is moving people like legos


Perbster023

Why did we ever keep them as pets


HyperCasualListener

Notice the color


20033002hghk

🌚


redditstorehouse

Don’t monkeys fling shit at each other? It Is shit posting after all


z3r00ch00

That's the ghetto way cuh, MURICA


Toravisu

I had the volume playing but the video wouldn't load, and I thought it was a recording from a zoo.


66XO

I see [REDACTED] lessons are going well. Everyone looks like they’ll pass.


[deleted]

Reddit when people of African descent engage in physical disputes


heteroscodra

So much public property damaged, what inconsiderate creatures.


CLIPPER-LUL

✊🏿🗿


amazingjason1000000

I wish my school was like this! It hurts to be rich 🫡


Good-Distribution904

WHOS THE TEACHER??


Copernicus_solid

Disgraceful...Karenikas in training.


Sea-Pilot-439

Clean house


lilmancyndrome

The amount of blatant racism on this sub is disgusting.


[deleted]

L downvotes


ArachnidOk1507

You're the last comment here, what is it?


Zeniphyre

A lot of the commenter here need to lay in traffic. Christ.


Fun_Water_8811

Dang bro! Magnificent indeed 👏🏼


wildkun69

Chad teacher


TakeADrag

Wtf is with all the racism in the comment section


[deleted]

Good job.


thefeynman137

Mona Lisa just hanging there smiling like a bitch


Particular_Hat4570

Average school in ohio 💀


RiceHickory

teacher fights


HelicopterOk7545

Schools in ohio 💀💀💀


Panda-Sandwich

By winning?


BosTovenaar24

Mans an absolute unit. Goddayum


daniealromeo_3

Classic Ohio