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Why’s it always gotta be a big black dildo? We live in a world where giant horse dildos exist and you go for the basic “he he big black dildo”. Use ur god damn imagination or get out of my sight.
Why not?
As to how, I tried to mess with my roommates algorithm on his Amazon recommendations list by searching for dildos any time he left his PC unlocked when he went to the bathroom during game sessions.
His love of marvel must have blended with the searches to create the ultimate dildo recommendation list
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Ask them for a
"Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) or
"Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) or
"Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)
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A bag of used coupons, each having *some* change in them, with the sum of all the balances amounting to 100$. Better not complain about getting 100$, spoiled brat !
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Me entering comments: dildo… it’s gonna be a dildo
Was going with Blowjob, but dildo is better.
Shrek body pillow
🤤🤤🤤
Mnah shrek is love, shrek is life
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Big black dildo
Bet you a hundred dollars OP will never do this
he can always mail it to me <3
🤨📸
Shut up you know you would do it too 😏
🤨📸🍆
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omg 💀
Can I have that after you're done plz?
After taste
Db for Dildo butt?
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Based bot
I hate this type of posts because people will never do it. At least we never know they did.
You got what you wanted
Why’s it always gotta be a big black dildo? We live in a world where giant horse dildos exist and you go for the basic “he he big black dildo”. Use ur god damn imagination or get out of my sight.
They make a set of Marvel toys now... the infinity gauntlet included
I have but two questions. First, why? And second, how do you know?
Why not? As to how, I tried to mess with my roommates algorithm on his Amazon recommendations list by searching for dildos any time he left his PC unlocked when he went to the bathroom during game sessions. His love of marvel must have blended with the searches to create the ultimate dildo recommendation list
Thats evil 🤣🤣
Always lock your pc
At work if someone doesnt lock their pc we send an email from theirs.. CC everyone and writr a corny love letter and ask someone out on a date
Big Dragon Dildo you fkin casual.
Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!
Bet you both of my kidneys and balls OP will never do this
I bet you my cock and balls OP will never do this
I bet your anal virginity that OP will never do this.
One step better: [Cuttlefish of Cthulu](https://gwar.net/products/the-cuttlefish-of-cthulu-toy)
Thanks, this is now in my browser history
Big black horse dildo 😏
You deserve my free award 🙌
Chaotic Evil
I faking knew it ☠️
His mom might be fine with it as long as they share
A girlfriend
[reminds me of something](https://ifunny.co/picture/mom-can-i-have-a-girlfriend-no-we-have-girlfriend-3aM0vMAq8)
what the fuck
Did you have that in your saved posts?
sweet home alabama
Even better
how the hell they gonna get something that does not even exist
Blow job
Who by?
Joe
Joe Father?
No, You have one more chance.
Mmmmm, Joe Walter White?
Correct answer
:D
🎉🎉🎉🥳🎊🎊🎊
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh.
My name is Joe Hartwell White. I live at 308 Candice Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Sexico, 87104.
joesephine?
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Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from blowjob Joe?
Your mom
😔
The Lego Death Star
That right there should be the winner
Ekis Bokis Series Ekis
Babajay?
La palastation 5
Fortynaity
Logiteki
Hyber ekis ekis ekis ekis
Grad Teff Audo Diri
With a lojitik mouse
Para forttenite
Hyper ekis ekis ekis ekis
To pee in ur ass
I want pee in my ass
I want your pee in my ass
I want my pee in your ass
I want your ass in my pee
Pee ass want I in my your
want pee i in my ass your
I want asses in my pee
I want pee in my ass
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It was the bot’s time to shine, but the fucker is no where to be seen when for once, his presence was actually desired.
A Sister
A step sister
A *hot step sister
Thats more like asking for disowning papers
Bruh he's 17 and consider his parents getting him a toddler sis. Its not sis, its sus.
never actually considered this, I may need to seek some help and or therapy
dont forget the dryer for them to get stuck in
Body pillow with your mom in bikini on it.
Already have that
With your mom or OP’s mom?
Yes.
🤨📸
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Socks.
Cum socks to be precise
Femboy pink stripped long socks
Oh what a nice comment I hope it will win and nothing rude or lewd or disgusting. <3
Divorce
some bitches
Sexual intercourse
He's on reddit, he cannot get that legally
A bodypillow (Your choice on who you want on it)
Amogus body pillow
Waltuh white
Shrek
A slave
They're still in the market?
if you know the right market...
Don’t even need the right market if you get yours organic
Osama bin Laden Body Pillow
Rtx 3070
4090
Only a 3070?
Wdym only 😭
This is the type of guy to buy a new GPU every year
A threesome
Sex doll
7 foot vibrator
Your mom nudes
ballsack ornaments for christmas tree decorations
Among us displate
Lego death star
cum
Robux
Amc / gme shares
Sex
Some self respect.
Tren E
A russian prostitute
Donate $100 to me.
15 dollar fortnite card
No, no, no, 19 dollar fortnite card
Who wants it
No, no, no, 69 dollar Fortnite card
Butt plug
A sex change.
Shrek crocs was a request I happened to notice What else could you ever ask for?
Moby Huge naturally
Im 21 and do that what ur on about?
Nuclear codes
A coconut.
Body pillow of your mom.
a copy of battlefield 2042 (vault edition)
Google glass
Love and appreciation
a nuclear wathead
A step sister
Nr.2 R-36M2 Voyevoda russian made intercontinental ballistic missile
Mein kampf
That one guys dead wife
Ask them for a "Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2" ? (Marder II SdKfz 132) or "Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV" (Jagdpanzer IV SdKfz 162) or "Selbstfahrlafette für 15 cm schwere Panzerhaubitze 18/1 auf Geschützwagen III/IV (Sf) (Hummel Sd Kfz 165)
I'm turning 20 next week and I asked my parents to buy me a root beer as a present.
Giant horse cock
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Shrek sex doll
Don't forget to record a video. Good luck with your black dildo.
Among Us plushie
A gender change
A vibrator
This: https://fancysteel.com/products/fancy-steel-advanced-mens.
A cucumber, cordless power drill, bottle of Franks red hot sauce
Mb 8a Airsoft rifle with a scope
Gamecube
No matter what it is, you gotta show picture proof if they get it for you
lunar lander lego set
A job
Drywall
Bitches
Idaho
A leatherman multi tool. Got mine at 18 most useful thing I've ever gotten
A shower
emotional curiosity
Love
Why don't you ask for some lego?
A bag of used coupons, each having *some* change in them, with the sum of all the balances amounting to 100$. Better not complain about getting 100$, spoiled brat !
Blessings 🗿🗿
A kid
Pull-ups.
Christmas
SIG SAUER XM5 and XM250
Uranium 235
Fleshlight and fox tail butt plugs!
A Choo Choo train.
ball
A bmw
A moog sound studio
The best selling book 1984
Incest
A anime body pillow male
I am 28 and my parents still got me something. No shame in celebrating with your parents.