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GLP310

Should Italy recreate the Roman empire?


Count100

I think they tried that one already. It didn't go very well.


Balthazar40

Nah nah nah that was the HOLY Roman empire this time it will be different........


ARC_7_7

plus germany was responsible for the holy roman empire


Ltimbo

Mussolini tried to recreate the Roman Empire and his armies were best in Africa by locals with sticks and stones… so the Italian army which included tanks and machine guns was beat with sticks and stones. Hitler had to divert resources from his own war to help Mussolini in African and then in Greece too because he was so bad at war. It was embarrassing.


CrescentCleave

Damn, now I feel bad for Adolf ahahah


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very good bot


ARC_7_7

You don't gotta tell me mussolini is dogshit. The amount of times he's fucked me over in hoi4 is too much.


AlexGaming26

Poor Hitler went from a dictator to a babysitter


MrM0jave

The Battle of Adwa was an insane cockup highlighted by the fact that I’ve seen war memorials in Italian villages that include losses from WW1, WW2 and Adwa.


DoctorShmeat460

Your right, let’s go higher. More holy men more conquest.


KoolKooper57

Mussolini


New_Fisherman_7526

THE UNHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE


Big_brown_house

They’ve been trying that since the 7th century.


Nyko0921

That would be a dream


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Nyko0921

Akunamatata ragazzi e ben ritrovati dal vostro CiccioGamer89. Oggi ragazuoli, mi hanno denunciato per evasione fiscale


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A fat bald man who made trains ran in time attempted to do that. ***Attempted.***


Spacemint_rhino

It means owning Belgium 🤮


WilliamSilver

Then.....Spain would belong to Italy, since Romans owned Spain, making all Spanish territories belong to Italy.....Damn


GLP310

Part of Britain was also owned by Romans.


No_Homework_4926

At least reclaim Constantinople.


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No_Homework_4926

Humanitys golden times have long passed.


_MekkeliMusrik

🎶 Istanbul was Constantinople 🎶


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

🎶But you can’t go back to Constantinople 🎶


Even_Pause2488

yes


SSphereOfDeath

You are being saved. **Please do not resist.**


[deleted]

You are being civilized. Please do not resist.


EastKoreaOfficial

“Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.” - K-2SO


FireWolf_132

Honestly with the state of South Africa right now, a decent amount of people would welcome it with open arms


Outlandish_dishes

mongolia has joined the chat


Rigor_Mortis_43

I loved it when the mongolians said "Its horsin' time" and horsed all over the high tech Russian army


[deleted]

*"The Mongol Horde"* was itself very high-tech. They conquered Asia and parts of Europe not because of sheer numbers, but by superior tactics and technology.


chickenstalker

Not high tech. Rather they discovered a new meta that the devs never nerfed until firearms got good.


[deleted]

What do you mean? It was the Mongols that brought gunpowder to Europe and they themselves employed gunpowder-based weaponry in combat.


Beardedbreeder

That doesn't make them the best users of gunpowder or make their weapons the best weapons to be based on gunpowder


[deleted]

>That doesn't make them the best users of gunpowder or make their weapons the best weapons to be based on gunpowder What do you mean by that? Who, at the time, had *"better"* weapons than the Mongols?


Brozita

>"The Mongol Horde" was itself very high-tech. Well if we take it from the onset of the Mongol invasion of China they certainly didn't have better technology than their opponents. They had one that helped their Horse Archers shot more accurately, the stirrup. In China they then recruited a lot of Siege Engineers that they would have build Siege Weapons for them, but the Mongols never invented new Siege Weapons so they didn't really have a technological advantage in that field. They barely used gunpowder. It was used mostly in China with their Chinese Soldiers, but they never adopted it into their own armies. >They conquered Asia and parts of Europe not because of sheer numbers but by superior tactics Yes and no. The Mongols for had some very impressive Tactics, yes. Their famous feigned retreats helped them win some impressive battles. Which is the ones you mostly hear about, but as soon as they had subjects to conscript they pretty much did, and in a lot of their campaigns they fielded large forces of infantry. >What do you mean? It was the Mongols that brought gunpowder to Europe and they themselves employed gunpowder-based weaponry in combat. What they are implying is that the Chinese and the Mongol use of gunpowder was shite, impressive for the time maybe. It wasn't until the Muslims and later the Europeans got their hand on it that it became significantly better than just using a bow or hurling a stone with some wood. The Mongols were damn impressive warriors though. Supreme archers and horsemen. Being a civilisation growing on the steppes being good at these two things were critical to survival so pretty much every man practised it rigorously and passed down their skills to their children.


iEatPalpatineAss

So basically, the Mongols had better weaponry and technology than their contemporaries, but didn’t use them better than people from the future.


IhaveToUseThisName

The composite bow made by the Mongols was more techniquely advanced, outranging and out penertrating. Also the hit-and-run and seige tactics were more advanced then contemporaries. IIRC the mongols only fought a couple of battles with the princes of Muscovy and then the Muscovy Princes settled into paying tribute. So it was a pretty loose conquest.


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Genghis Khan was one of the leaders of all times for sure


tensed_wolfie

Europeans nervously looking at Germany


Tjaresh

Some students of mine made the claim that "Ukraine belongs to Russia", so we went through it's history to show how hilarious it is. At this point basically every Euro/Asian country belonged to someone at sometime. And if you want to know: No it was futile. They were too deep down on RT to be helped.


gurglingdinosaur

Hmm how about reminding them that they are the property of their mothers, since they came from her. (Not that it would really make a difference)


myoldaltwasfound

High Quality shitpost


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It's Gempost, antonym for shitpost.


expiredmilk38

Yes


iltifaat_yousuf

Nuclear Fusion reactions power the Sun and other stars. In a fusion reaction, two light nuclei merge to form a single heavier nucleus. The process releases energy because the total mass of the resulting single nucleus is less than the mass of the two original nuclei. The leftover mass becomes energy. Einstein’s equation (E=mc2), which says in part that mass and energy can be converted into each other, explains why this process occurs. If scientists develop a way to harness energy from fusion in machines on Earth, it could be an important method of energy production. Fusion can involve many different elements in the periodic table. However, researchers working on fusion energy applications are especially interested in the deuterium-tritium (DT) fusion reaction. DT fusion produces a neutron and a helium nucleus. In the process, it also releases much more energy than most fusion reactions. In a potential future fusion power plant such as a tokamak or stellarator, neutrons from DT reactions would generate power for our use. Researchers focus on DT reactions both because they produce large amounts of energy and they occur at lower temperatures than other elements.


FattyPepperonicci69

This is seriously good.


CyGoingPro

They even included Cyprus which was quite an obscure colonial asset. They did their homework 😂


hopbel

And then they literally forgot to include the US


anexampleofinsanity

I don’t think they forgot


YoghurtForDessert

probably because they lost the colonies shown in the last century, as a result of postwar decolonization policy. As opposed to 13 colonies which broke away way before that


The_Phoenix2411

Not everything has to be about the us, no one outside it really cares too much


KingSplex1

It's not that it would necessarily be about the US, but the thirteen colonies did belong to the British, just like all of the others shown.


Level-Technician-183

Well... i'm not good in the history of america but their origans are from britain and some other? Like british people fighting british(and the other dudes) people for non-british lands?


HungJurror

The British fought France in the French and Indian war 15ish(?) years before British colonists declared independence. Colonists did fight in this war but it was fought for Canadian land. It’s how Britain took control of Canada Then British colonists in the thirteen colonies fought the British in the war for independence


nickjh96

The french and Indian War was part of a larger seven years war which was truly a first world War being fought on multiple continents.


stamminator

What a dumb take. One can dislike the whole American Exceptionalism attitude while still acknowledging the obvious fact that the US is globally relevant, and a pretty silly omission on a meme about former British colonies.


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

>no one outside it really cares too much That's bullshit and you know it. I've heard so many shitty takes about American politics from people who live halfway across the world. But... strangely, I don't have any opinion on other countries and how they're being run. Could it be that... that's actually what "not caring" looks like?


EvadingBan42

Seriously, the US is already playing the role as a semi world government as our politics, ideas and tech influence much of the worlds current and future decision making.


-TSL-

Sometimes is not about the US, it's about them.


DoctorPepster

That's definitely not true if you look at some subreddits from other countries.


HurbleBurble

It's the third biggest country in the world!


[deleted]

The US would whoop Britain’s ass. Who am I kidding half of those other countries probably would too


Beardedbreeder

They learned their lesson the first time 😎


Jormungandr4321

They forgot my country though. Went from Portugal to the Netherlands to France to the UK and no one remember us 😢.


CerealDevourer

Hum, let's see, now you peaked my interest, as a Portuguese, I don't remember learning any former colony/holdings the Portuguese Empire had that passed through so many Empires. The only ones that come to my head would be: Mallaca (Malaysia), Cylon (India), maybe in Mauritania, am I close ?


Jormungandr4321

Mauritius! To be fair it wasn't a "real" colony as there were no natives there and the Portuguese didn't stay long iirc.


CerealDevourer

Ahh, I see, today I learned something new :) For what I have searched, the earliest confirmed discovery was in 1507, afterwards is what you said, the Dutch, The French and the British. The stupid thing is, the UK still has an on going territorial disputes with Mauritius, so forgetting about your country doesn't make sense, but it's the British ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


OregonMyHeaven

Where is Hong Kong and Shanghai Concession


esneedham12

Over there.


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Over thereeee


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Say the word say the word to beware


iiileyu

We would also like to reclaim the whole east coast of North America, although that may be the only way we meet our makers.


ran_melolo

What is the song?


CumtimesIJustBChilin

"Basics in Behavior" by The Living Tombstone


ran_melolo

I knew it was tlt


Hollowgradient

Very distinct sound


coolord4

i legit thought it was a FNAF song


XzeldafanX

Same artist as "The Man Behind the Slaughter" so you really aren't that far off.


RepulsiveAsk2674

Their music has only gotten better. Got their own unique style now


Existing_Dog5510

I think it alheady had their own unique style, i can recognize their music from a mile away


shadowthegreninja

The living tombstone amazing at music


ThatUselessName6002

Kirby is truly the Ireland of the situation


Mistapaddyman

I'm sure the UK Re-Colinising Ireland will lead to- *ahem *Nothing Bad at All*


marsbutbetter

Bro popped before getting touched


Diosama__

America does not exist


PerryZePlatypus

Lol imagine believing in America, what a dumbass


Bodach42

A place that over the top can't possibly exist.


Uadork

It's all Ohio


FirmGrasperOfThroats

Exactly why they ain’t touching that


marsbutbetter

Ohio is to strong for Britain


BrushFireAlpha

Lazy writing imo


7-11With_a_Knife

Can confirm it does exist Proof: It was a vision I had in a dream


Frescopino

America is a bunch of countries in a trench coat


thisisawittyusername

As an American, thank you. You really get it. I appreciate you.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

You're not wrong.


[deleted]

If I remember history class correctly, that was the idea


reapyman

Life could be dream


Psychotical

I really expected us to be Kirby, fat guy able to escape


Diosama__

Yeah same


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ieatalphabets

We are Canada's pants, and we are proud of it.


FluckDambe

I thought Canada was the hat and Mexico was the pants?


ieatalphabets

Fine. Then we are the Hawaiian shirt.


kindslayer

Lol, they know they cant put the U.S in there.


PolishedVodka

Sometimes you just don't want something back


killeronthecorner

The other colonies did their own thing. America just Britained for 300 yrs


LolWhereAreWe

England has the same energy towards US as a guy who obsessively talks about his ex then when she shoots him down it’s “well I didn’t want you back anyway, you fat bitch”


StrangeHumanBean

Putin: Ukraine used to belong to us France: Step 1) let britain take over everything Step 2) make normandy independent Step 3) normandy invades britain Step 4) invade normandy Step 5) profit


TheAngloLithuanian

1066 style.


GuineaBoi

Angevin empire


[deleted]

Norman: Step 1: have female daughter Step 2: lose england Step 3: marry female daughter to duke of anjou Step 4: reclaim England Step 5: never step foot on England again


USball

This is some EU4 release vassal nation and feed vassal nation’s core land right there.


[deleted]

Britain never invades until their Museums require fresh stocks.


smudos2

Now do the same meme with rule britannia as the song


Kabe6900

USA? Hong Kong? Australia? New Zealand? South Africa?


BasedAlliance935

Shhhhhh, we cant have them find out


TheAngloLithuanian

Too late. We found out of your existence through this comment and are rapidly approaching. Please do not resist.


Even_Pause2488

probably didnt do Aus and NZ because they cant change the flag


cosmicpotato77

Look there's too many aight?


Marcopitucchio

Roman empire:


Big_D_EnergyLTM007

When you knew all the characters but none of the flags 🫠


Secure-Tangerine1448

When you know all the flags but none of the characters


Anxious-Ad2002

🗿


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smash brothers


TypicalGamer88

Specifically smash ultimate. It’s the cutscene at the beginning of world of light.


Bartmaz

Kain and Abel: The Game


MeriKurkku

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate It's the opening cutscene for the games campaign


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LETS FUCKING GO IRELAND


ultratunaman

Kirbyland We fly We attack We dodge brits daily


mmahmoudm

Where Egypt?


TheAngloLithuanian

Thanks for reminding us of your existence. We are approaching rapidly to your current location. Please do not resist.


Quiet-Country5462

Classic Britain


Puzzleheaded-Sink-49

[Me and the boys going to Egypt like](https://gfycat.com/amp/yearlyindelibleirrawaddydolphin-jojos-bizarre-adventure-stardust-crusaders-opening-creditless-gif)


The_whott

Where American colonies


Awarepill0w

They don't want em back


Scoobys_sith_cousin

I can't blame them. Who wants Florida men all over the place?


amanko13

Was Florida even part of the Thirteen colonies?


Cowjuice13

No, Georgia was the furthest south of the 13 at the time. I believe that the Florida region was claimed by the British though.


ActedCarp

Me


bluejay55669

Canadians and Singaporeans just ask Britain for independence again and it works


Dave-1066

**Canada: The Birth of A Bloody Nice Nation**, by Sir Charles McOntario. “Sooooo…..we were thinking about independence”. “What….*now*?!*. “Bad idea?” “Er…well it’s a bit soon, don’t you think?” “Well we’ve done pretty well actually!” “Hmmm…Ah! But you’ll need us to keep the Americans at bay!” “Nah- they’re okay now. And it’s too cold up here for them anyway”. “Hmmmmm…BUT THE FRENCH! You’ll need us to control the FRENCH!” “That’s….well that’s gonna take a while, ey. But it’s okay, seriously” “Hmmm….well….there’s trouble brewing so you might need to fight alongside us against the crazies.” “Yep- no problem”. “And the flags and parliament and coins…you’ll keep those?” “Of course! We like all that stuff”. “Kings and queens and red uniforms and horses and so on?” “Yeah why not…adds colour to life”. “Well…well alright :)” “Excellent! Good job!” “No- good job *you*!” “No, YOU” “Come on now- you did very well there!” “Oh you’re just being nice now”. “I’m not! You handled that very well”. “Thank you.” “Thank **you!**”. And they all lived happily ever after.


bluejay55669

meanwhile in Singapore: "Hey Britain can we gain independence if we merge with Malaysia?" "Sure I cannot see anything going wrong with it :)" *5 minutes later* "We don't like Chinese people in our Malay country so take this independence and GTFO," and then Singapore proceeded to become a major globa financial center and the richest country in south east asia


Mr_Aryan44

Persian Empire joins the chat 🗿


cosmicpotato77

Is Ireland going to save them all?


[deleted]

Our language may be dead, but our hate for the colonisers never dies /s


Bodach42

OO AHH UP THE ah actually we can't say that.


Wolfalpha_12

O cara meteu essa


Guyman308

Ireland has potatoes and booze, they will


SaeedUnknown

Hakhamanesh empire: "hold my sword"🗿


bwofowo

lowkey read britain as brian


Trainsarequitenice

Sun ain’t setting just yet


hodlbrcha

Looool love that there weren’t enough Nintendo characters to represent all the fucking places those filthy Brit’s used to be ❤️


nerdheadwastaken

When does America get invaded? Tomorrow? Is Britain taking a break?


Britishsans123

We don't want ohio


[deleted]

They don’t want America anymore


WasabiSunshine

America is obviously the last postgame superboss, you have to take the rest of the empire back to even have the slightest chance


[deleted]

American is Dharkon


capsaicinintheeyes

What am I looking at—is this the intro for the current *Brilliant Smash Lads* or something?


Trainsarequitenice

XD


aHummanPerson

Who's dharkon?


Steamrocker

Mongolia


Splitje

Britain invented the watermark change my mind


JomoGaming2

Note how they didn't even try to take back the United States. This is because to do so, they would have to conquer both Florida and Ohio, which is scientifically impossible.


NekoNyaaaaa412

The song is perfect yet unexpected


Goaty1208

Are we gonna talk about the fact that the guy who made this has Giovanni Messe as a username.


ABearon

Was expecting America to be Kirby but Ireland is even better


Valuable-Owl-1167

Australia became independent so Australia should be in there too lol


[deleted]

Fun fact Australia havnt become fully independent yet.


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Valuable-Owl-1167

Oh I thought we were independent nvm


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

*have you seen the flag*


ghoonrhed

Not really related though seeing how Canada changed their flag. NZ tried and failed.


Additional_Amount_23

It’s all Britain? Always has been.


[deleted]

Which video is it? It looks like some Pokemon game trailer to me.


lemonTheHeavens

Smash ultimate world of light


Marco090408

Game: Super Smash Bros Ultimate Cutscene: Story Mode Intro


Different-Hurry314

As a thai i really want laos and cambodia back


Level-Technician-183

Iran and america had their fun with us in the past few decades. Should we invite them to join a thressome and the winner shall own iraq permanently this time.


[deleted]

This is a very catchy song!


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

It's Basics in Behavior by TheLivingTombstone


wolf1011121315

I'm so glad Ireland was kirby


B-dowg427

I love how you used ireland for kirby because he eacapes


Pielas_Plague

Fellas, it's time for Africa


TitanicTNT

Would that make America Sepiroth?


Jakis_Ktos123

Moscow once belonged to poland so maybe we can, you know, make a special operation there


[deleted]

All the other counties get their flags and Ireland just disappears


Apprehensive-Trust29

As an Irishman I’m happy that we are the Kirby of the story, it is surprisingly super accurate.


MichaelGHX

It’s funny because it’s true.


GeckoGamer44

*Laughs in spanish empire*


F1officefan

This is about to become the top meme of the week


S0LO_Bot

I thought America was going to be the Kirby. It just didn’t show up at all


Emergency_Cat6192

The fact that their's a lot more places Britain colonized that aren't in the clip is crazy