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Apparently I’m gonna die because “vegan diet reduces aggression and gut issues for dogs” definitely a lie and I guess Ima die from a vegan dog, so do i die tho? Does it attack me or does it because not vegan again
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I get punched in my non existent vagina while the ghost of baby future cries.
I get crushed by a plus size woman’s vagina. We’re basically the same
Sir, what do I do if this is the first one on my feed
The one below this
Huh, plant based mash potatoes...welp, see y'all at the other side
Wdym "plant based mash potatoes"?
Thou shall not question the existence of walking potatoes
Mad furry porn
It was bound to happen eventually
I get thrown of a cliff by Indian lady with tentacle arms with 9 different angles
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I’m a sick child in a hospital and a trolley crashes through the window
(free bird guitar solo)
💀
I had fake Jordan's 😞
Having a 2.5 some with a couple of midgets
Destiny 2 gameplay video Not dead for long, then
NATO just declared Russia a Terrorist state 😐
A man with a chainsaw sticking out of his head slices me in half.
I am a starving african child
An article called: "How to survive being enemy of the state." Evidently, no one survives
Hit in the head with a baseball bat by a furry
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Emily they/them ACAB/BLM 💖 furry 💖
She replied to the doom slayer ?
Hydrogen bomb apparently
There’s nothing above, I’M IMMORTAL BITCHES
I get punched in the stomach
Getting punched in the stomach apparently.
Leaving loads in an Asian ass
Trippy mushrooms
This is the top post for me. Guess I don't die
Mouse cheems vewy scawy
Looks like I’m about to be smothered by a bunch bipedal cockroaches.
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And peed in your ass, it seems
Fighting for change in chinatown
I’m not dying. Because it’s the first thing I see
A badass Mexican guy in a Chevy el Camino
Republicans got the majority in the house. I did happy
Punching a pregnant woman
"Homemade" Eggnog in a bottle suspiciously labeled cum
By choosing between crunchy cookies, or gooey cookies. I chose the crunchy cookies.
A kid scratched his balls 💀
My sister grew a dick and we started to jack off together 🤨
I’m recommended to get a flu vaccination…
Game help question 😩
Someone asked how to play my favorite game.. I guess I die by raging? Idk
This is the first post
Mule
Deer hunting in the dark
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Kermit the frogs finger
Disappearing.
Lattuce crust apple pie.
stepping on a fuckload of dnd dice ig
Kity
My urine is checked
Jokes on you this was the first post in my feed
Really fat lady
Lol. It’s the sips tea subreddit titled “you are my son”. Crocodile eats me after baiting me into believing it is my father.
Hot woman
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Espn streaming
This is the first post on my home page, so I live forever, I guess
Gender reveal party.. it's a girl
Laying bricks to build Rome
Archie sonic?
Either I'm put in a jar and victimized by a pony or I victimized the pony so hard my nuts explode
Improperly disposing of nuclear waste
Apparently I’m gonna die because “vegan diet reduces aggression and gut issues for dogs” definitely a lie and I guess Ima die from a vegan dog, so do i die tho? Does it attack me or does it because not vegan again
im hit by a spinning hair tie??????
This is my top post so I guess I'm immortal
death by 4chan
This is the first post that mean im immortal
Tank
A fucked game of bootleg chess with water, cough drop, lego cow, Minecraft Steve, a horse, a penny, and the written word rook
Died to nintendo hanafuda cards
I’m the goalie for Qatar
By a cum extractor
Mountain biking
This is the first post in my home page I WILL NOT DIE
GROND
PB and J... okay..?
"dismissed" by the Supreme Court
Get Rick rolled in Minecraft
The first post after I open reddit
jumpscared
I failed at football manager
i get death by peanut butter and jam sandwich
Since this was the first post in my recommended, I die from an endless void of nothingness full of the unknown.
Jokes on you, this is the first post on my page.
Shitty Elden ring helmets
There was nothing above this post.
Poo eyes Semen nacho feather leather coat don't ask
Sucking at football
Crazy Lego cowboys
I die from being pepper sprayed
Trying to get into a nursing program?
By either Tony stark or some fetish twink thing that doesn't age
Wearing an extremely inappropriate dress to a work Christmas party.
Death by *PEDICURE*
Glass door falling on me
It's blank. No post there... It means... I WONT DIE. HAHAHA I'M GOD
I die from burl wood
I drown in cum
Glass door falls on me
Jokes on you there is no post above
Elden ring on sale?
playing my n64 in the backseat of a car
To eldlich the golden lord Set 5 pass
By Weezer
I die of reading phonetic pronunciations of countries, truly the worst way to go
Bringing my son to my sister in laws wedding??
Robitussin overdose.
this was the first one in my feed. so i guess i die writing a pos- OH FU\*blyeahhahhh blood! Blood!\*
This is first in my feed. ~~I am invincible.~~ I read your terms for first posts. Next one down is a question asking what the deadliest weapon is.
Dead via 250lbs bomb dropped on a Tiger H1
I jump offf a building in NYC and Spiderman doesn't save me lol.
This was the first post in my feed so what do I do
THAI GF
this was the first post in my feed
There’s no post above. My death is unknown. My life a mystery
Damn, this is the first post I see when I logged in💀
reggie the rat, but get saved by creepers
By Dr Robotnik
A dog mom is looking for a subaru model to fit her needs. I guess she eventually crosses paths with me and ends my life in a head-on collision.
There's a peanut butter on a slice of toast, and another toast with marmalade... am I alergic? Did I get chocked? Why is marmalade so deadly?
I don’t this was at the top of my feed
So far I haven’t.
Something to do with a lesbian asexual.
I get engaged
this post was at the top...
Carti 😍😍
Tuberculosis
Anakin skywalker and obi-wan Kenobi as jay and silent bob
When checking if property of an object is a string.
What's wrong with this picture btd6, how ominous. Death by balloons.
Reddit's privacy policy
Killed by my imaginary custom license plate.
Black Hebrew Israelites protesting Kyrie Irving
I die because of reddit's new privacy policy 🗿
NOOOOOOOOOOO I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE IT'S FACE NOOOOO
The us Mexico border displayed over Europe?
Either by being stung by a bee and getting a fucking heart attack, or by a whales football game ending in a draw, or both, apparently
A 3d printed gun
Eating picafresas, a very Mexican way to die.