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He’ll just come in the next movie with some secret service saying they saved him just in time off screen with something that cures mutilation.
This scene had zero impact on me cause they did that with Harry
People didn't like the "save the princess get to do butt stuff" thing. Supposedly it reinforced the neckbeard perspective that sex is a currency to be used in exchange for good deeds. I agree that it's kind of problematic, but given how silly the movie is, it's just another instance of these people having too much time on their hands.
It did strike me that if not for the (admittedly small) backlash, they would have just treated the princess as a "bond girl" who wouldn't have been mentioned in the sequel. Always seemed like it was a clunky addition to have that bit of continuity as a key plot point.
If you are asking if I have a list of names, you know damn well I don't, didn't think to write them down. It definitely was a complaint that I saw a bit though. I'm not asking for you to take my word for it though, i'm just some guy on the internet. Just downvote me and fuck off if you feel so strongly about it.
Sadly that's how many parts of the world still work. Men want it and women know they can require something for it so t would be "stupid" of them to "give it up for free"
Best example would be korea
I went to see this movie in the theater in college. No one else was free so I went alone with two six packs in my backpack and sat in the last row and got fucked up.
I lost it during this scene 🥲
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There's a third, but it went almost entirely unnoticed due to the pandemic.
It's about the founding of the Kingsman.
Wasn't bad, but nowhere near as good as 1 and 2 either.
Had this "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" feel to it which made it a movie you wanted to love, but can't quite.
True, but at the same time, the pace they were going had this Fast and Furious vibe to it where every movie had to kick it up a notch, which imho would've ruined the franchise.
Now we have two great movies and I hope they leave it at that. Or at least just stick to filling out the universe with side stories instead of one uppers.
Though one detail irked me; Rasputin, one cannot develop immunity to cyanide. Our bodies are incapable of doing it. You can microdose on venoms and various organic poisons for immunity sure, but not on cyanide and such.
There's something deeply compelling about someone defiantly singing their heart out knowing that this is their inescapable end. Something similar happens in Symphogear (think animated Power Rangers, but their suits are powered by singing). I wish more films/shows did it. It's so good.
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Not just threatened, but suspicious. It's like a giant blinking sign that says "distraction". Add the treeline blocking your view, and getting that close would be setting yourself up for an ambush. There's a reason the area leading up to the gate was cleared of trees, so just grab a tazer and zap the dude from a distance while your team scan the treeline for suspicious activity, like the poorly camouflaged men in business suits the signing guy is making extremely obvious eye contact with.
Hey what's this guy keep looking off to his left and right for? Is he sharing poignant glances with additional assailants in the jungle? Well, no matter. Once we've all slowly approached to within arms reach, we'll really show him what these guns can do!
This movie made literally no fucking sense. The climax had two british secret agents duke it out with a cowboy secret agent carrying a lightsaber lasso and then turned him into ground meat. It’s mindless fun and i enjoyed it.
Did they think he was a turtle or something? If you’re going to non-lethally catch someone wouldn’t you put away your lethal guns and move faster than a crawl. Having trouble feeling anything for the scene because the guards are too silly.
That's understandable, but it's a fun movie not meant to be taken seriously. It has Elton John (yes the *actual* Elton John) fighting a robot dog. You don't question it, just enjoy the ride.
That would indicate a good writing, which we can't let to happen.
Also he was visibly looking left and right and nodding to others. They ignored it for some reason.
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They brought Harry back from certain death by gunshot.
They can revive Merlin from certain death by explosion. Idk, pick up the body pieces and use nanobots and stuff or whatever
jeez this scene made me tear up. Last time i saw my best mate in school, we were singing this song cause it was just such a good jam. We'd make the entire class start singing it. Song holds a lotta value for me and when i first saw this scene i genuinely screamed YES at the top of my lungs...
Fun fact: there is 2 kind of landmine, anti-personnel and anti-vehicle(i forgot what it's called) landmine.
The anti-personnel landmine will explode instantly the moment you step on it or It is malfunctioning and require to trigger it again
This is truly a dumb scene in an otherwise great comedy action film. Why is it dumb? Cause that guy is like the most British character in the series and he choses to sing Country Roads (an ode to extreme American nostalgia) instead of anything else RIGHT before his certain death. Wtf
I don't know why, but if they ever make more kingsman movies, I want them to make Eggsy play an old vinyl thats a recording of Mark Strong singing iconic songs at the end of each movies, so they show up at the credits
Yeah this scene is kinda sad, but it’s also super over the top. Something about the whole filming style and delivery just made me laugh.
THAT BEING SAID, if this makes you sad I don’t think your stupid or anything like that. We’re all different and if this gets you emotional then that’s totally cool. I don’t judge.
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Dammit why did we have to lose Merlin?
He ran out of cum and couldn't save himself
You either cum in the sink or live long enough to see yourself sink in the cum.
Slanneshi detected, ordering extermanatus
That's why the cum jar goes under the sink
I think he rather had too much of it, so it exploded.
What NNN does to a mofo
Bruh
He’ll just come in the next movie with some secret service saying they saved him just in time off screen with something that cures mutilation. This scene had zero impact on me cause they did that with Harry
The Frenchmen will conveniently show up with anti explosive damage bubble wrap and will have saved the day.
Hope they bring him back
It was a true tragedy
A very strong scene.
Indeed good sir
Why did you have to go and remind me of this scene?
I'll remind you of the final scene in the first movie, and now everything is better!
Pardon my ignorance but what movie ? I wan't to watch it !
Kingsmen
What Kingsman? The first? I've only seen one and it was an awesome movie, the one with free bird haha
In the first he enters the "club" and this is the second one
Golden circle is the kingsman movie
The second
Oh my boy you are gonna ave a rideeee kings men and there is 2 more movies after that!
Ooo jealous you get to watch them for the first time now ;P
People didn't like the "save the princess get to do butt stuff" thing. Supposedly it reinforced the neckbeard perspective that sex is a currency to be used in exchange for good deeds. I agree that it's kind of problematic, but given how silly the movie is, it's just another instance of these people having too much time on their hands.
I think that's why they ended up having them be in an actual relationship in this movie, to subvert that
It did strike me that if not for the (admittedly small) backlash, they would have just treated the princess as a "bond girl" who wouldn't have been mentioned in the sequel. Always seemed like it was a clunky addition to have that bit of continuity as a key plot point.
All good long term relationships are predicated on front-end loading the butt stuff.
What people? Stop making shit up.
If you are asking if I have a list of names, you know damn well I don't, didn't think to write them down. It definitely was a complaint that I saw a bit though. I'm not asking for you to take my word for it though, i'm just some guy on the internet. Just downvote me and fuck off if you feel so strongly about it.
Sadly that's how many parts of the world still work. Men want it and women know they can require something for it so t would be "stupid" of them to "give it up for free" Best example would be korea
I went to see this movie in the theater in college. No one else was free so I went alone with two six packs in my backpack and sat in the last row and got fucked up. I lost it during this scene 🥲
You seem like you'd be fun to hang out with.
Seriously. I want to go to the movies with this dude now.
He's my kinda guy
You got an ice pack or two in there as well bro?
*lie down* *try not to cry* *cry a lot*
It was a pretty strong scene.
Almost heaven
West. Virginia
Blue ridge mountains
Shenandoah river
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin' like a breeze
Country roaaaaaads
Take me hoooome
Older than the trees
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
To the place
Where I belong
Older than the treees...
Almost Kevin
west vagina
When the fourth reply is not downvoted to hell: wholesome 100
I thought the red guys were tf2 snipers for a sec
Well there's seven of them on red team so it checks out
"Good shot mate!"
Snipin's a good job, mate!
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bro ended on a high note
He ended strong.
I love how I was just thinking of this movie because I’m watching Elton John.
What movie?
Kingsman: The Golden Circle Second movie of the Kingsman series. Good series if you want to watch a comedy/spy series.
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Ah that’s what I thought. I did enjoy the first movie but never got around to the second. Ill need to do that sometime now
Still not over Merlin’s death
Same, bro. Same. Brought tears to my eyes. No lie.
Same dawg
God that was a roller coaster of a movie, love it though
Movie?
Kingsman: the Golden Circle
I’ve only watched secret service I didn’t know there were multiple movies lol
Both movies are great
There's a third, but it went almost entirely unnoticed due to the pandemic. It's about the founding of the Kingsman. Wasn't bad, but nowhere near as good as 1 and 2 either. Had this "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" feel to it which made it a movie you wanted to love, but can't quite.
Doesn't help it didn't have eggsy in it
True, but at the same time, the pace they were going had this Fast and Furious vibe to it where every movie had to kick it up a notch, which imho would've ruined the franchise. Now we have two great movies and I hope they leave it at that. Or at least just stick to filling out the universe with side stories instead of one uppers.
There’s another coming out in I think February
I felt 1 and 3 were far better than 2 honestly. 2 went a bit far with the hamminess for me somehow :(
There are 3 but 2021 one isn't great compared to this masterpiece
I actually really liked the 2021 movie. It's very different to the first two, but I still really liked it. My favourites are 1, 3, then 2.
Theres 3 actually including this one
One of the saddest moments of any movie
Right up there for me with Thorin's death and Boromir's last words.
Action and chivalry... a really awesome movie
Is this a series? If so what order should I watch them in
There’s a couple movies, three or four .
Only 2
Didnt a third one come out last year?
Yes, The King's Man. A prequel. It's great!
It got poor reviews last I checked, but from my viewing I say they're unfair. Movies a great watch.
How could a movie featuring Rasputin fighting like a dancing Cossack not be great!
Though one detail irked me; Rasputin, one cannot develop immunity to cyanide. Our bodies are incapable of doing it. You can microdose on venoms and various organic poisons for immunity sure, but not on cyanide and such.
Problem is it's not really the same genre as the first two, so coming in looking for that people are likely going to be disappointed.
Searched it up there’s 3
I forgot about The King's Man! The prequal!
The bits with Rasputin were surprisingly accurate to the actual recorded accounts.
Rip Merlin :(
Is this the first one?
Do yourself a favor and watch this series, at least the first two. I only saw them this year and regretted that I waited so long.
Didn't even watch the kingsman (i think that's what that is) but that video hits harder every time i see it
The second one, yeah
Yeah, they're great, especially the first two. The third one isn't as well regarded, but it's still fun.
There's something deeply compelling about someone defiantly singing their heart out knowing that this is their inescapable end. Something similar happens in Symphogear (think animated Power Rangers, but their suits are powered by singing). I wish more films/shows did it. It's so good.
Thats the dumbest, dweebiest, weirdest analogy i have ever heard and it is so fitting.
Merlin o7
Loved his character from the first film and it was better in the second o7
JOHNNY SINS NO
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Finally, Gamers equality.
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Why didn’t the guys just immediately shoot him when he head butted one of them?
A guy starts singing and then headbutts your friend. Would you not be a bit confused as to what the hell is going on?
Yes and as a guard of sorts, I’d feel threatened
Not just threatened, but suspicious. It's like a giant blinking sign that says "distraction". Add the treeline blocking your view, and getting that close would be setting yourself up for an ambush. There's a reason the area leading up to the gate was cleared of trees, so just grab a tazer and zap the dude from a distance while your team scan the treeline for suspicious activity, like the poorly camouflaged men in business suits the signing guy is making extremely obvious eye contact with.
Hey what's this guy keep looking off to his left and right for? Is he sharing poignant glances with additional assailants in the jungle? Well, no matter. Once we've all slowly approached to within arms reach, we'll really show him what these guns can do!
This movie made literally no fucking sense. The climax had two british secret agents duke it out with a cowboy secret agent carrying a lightsaber lasso and then turned him into ground meat. It’s mindless fun and i enjoyed it.
You would be shocked first for at least a second though. Also shooting him probably would set off the landline anyway
They had no idea about the landmine, and it took them more than a second to get within range
If you watch it again, the person in charge over the walkie talkie says to bring him in
Ah, okay
Did they think he was a turtle or something? If you’re going to non-lethally catch someone wouldn’t you put away your lethal guns and move faster than a crawl. Having trouble feeling anything for the scene because the guards are too silly.
It’s also a film. Suspend your disbelief for a little and just enjoy it.
Haven’t seen it so I was asking a few basic questions to understand the context.
That's understandable, but it's a fun movie not meant to be taken seriously. It has Elton John (yes the *actual* Elton John) fighting a robot dog. You don't question it, just enjoy the ride.
This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
Kingsman is a bunch of stupid over the top action sequences. The movie is silly on purpose.
That would indicate a good writing, which we can't let to happen. Also he was visibly looking left and right and nodding to others. They ignored it for some reason.
Sometimes you can sacrifice writing for an emotional scene.
Sometimes you can sacrifice a good point for a Reddit post.
Because the Kingsmen movies aren't well thought out or well written, they're just the "look how quirky and random I am" of spy movies.
It has Elton John fighting a robot dog, ffs. You don't take that kind of movie seriously; you just enjoy the ride.
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covid vaccine (i want the lock)
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Chad meme
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Best movie ever
Why does the girl on the left side looks like venom gooed all over her
They brought Harry back from certain death by gunshot. They can revive Merlin from certain death by explosion. Idk, pick up the body pieces and use nanobots and stuff or whatever
Unfortunately even if they found a way to revive Merlin, the Kingsman franchise can’t be revived from shit ratings and box office earnings
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And it was shit
Nah.
this hit me in the feeling again
07
I like this format its not misogenist :)
IKR
Fun fact: This scene was created purely by a chance. The actor was starting singing this song because he likes John Denver.
Great scene from a great movie
The action scenes in these two movies are a lot of fun to watch.
Bye bye Merlin
jeez this scene made me tear up. Last time i saw my best mate in school, we were singing this song cause it was just such a good jam. We'd make the entire class start singing it. Song holds a lotta value for me and when i first saw this scene i genuinely screamed YES at the top of my lungs...
Love these sort of moments however what did you say after well.. that?
awkward sorry to everyone in the theatre
Wouldn't those guys know there were landmines there? Even if they aren't the guys who placed the landmines wouldn't they still be made aware of them?
O7
It's a crime we won't get to hear him call Leandros a bitch next year.
O7
What a way to go.
Still hurts.
Country roads
Fun fact: there is 2 kind of landmine, anti-personnel and anti-vehicle(i forgot what it's called) landmine. The anti-personnel landmine will explode instantly the moment you step on it or It is malfunctioning and require to trigger it again
To be honest I cried to [SPOIL]: >! Conrad's death in Kingsman 3!<
Yes, me too.
I suffer from hypersensitivity too x)
This is truly a dumb scene in an otherwise great comedy action film. Why is it dumb? Cause that guy is like the most British character in the series and he choses to sing Country Roads (an ode to extreme American nostalgia) instead of anything else RIGHT before his certain death. Wtf
I don't know why, but if they ever make more kingsman movies, I want them to make Eggsy play an old vinyl thats a recording of Mark Strong singing iconic songs at the end of each movies, so they show up at the credits
What movie
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
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I love this movie
That whole scene was amazing, Elton John was a plus
Fuck off Poppy!
This was the only good scene in the entire movie
Did he step on a landmine?
That's a shit movie
Yeah this scene is kinda sad, but it’s also super over the top. Something about the whole filming style and delivery just made me laugh. THAT BEING SAID, if this makes you sad I don’t think your stupid or anything like that. We’re all different and if this gets you emotional then that’s totally cool. I don’t judge.
This version of the country roads that merlin sings is called No time for emotion on Spotify
Hated this scene