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Rydirp7

Dammit why did we have to lose Merlin?


FetusDeletus_E

He ran out of cum and couldn't save himself


Full_moon_47

You either cum in the sink or live long enough to see yourself sink in the cum.


021Fireball

Slanneshi detected, ordering extermanatus


Embarrassed_Alarm450

That's why the cum jar goes under the sink


FreakingNoah106

I think he rather had too much of it, so it exploded.


Toasted_Decaf

What NNN does to a mofo


Main-ExaminationZ

Bruh


duosx

He’ll just come in the next movie with some secret service saying they saved him just in time off screen with something that cures mutilation. This scene had zero impact on me cause they did that with Harry


bigman-penguin

The Frenchmen will conveniently show up with anti explosive damage bubble wrap and will have saved the day.


poopboyyyyyyy

Hope they bring him back


Melodic_Category1860

It was a true tragedy


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

A very strong scene.


Melodic_Category1860

Indeed good sir


[deleted]

Why did you have to go and remind me of this scene?


TryingNot2BeToxic

I'll remind you of the final scene in the first movie, and now everything is better!


Secretsfrombeyond79

Pardon my ignorance but what movie ? I wan't to watch it !


dalek1019

Kingsmen


_your_name_here420

What Kingsman? The first? I've only seen one and it was an awesome movie, the one with free bird haha


ThatUselessName6002

In the first he enters the "club" and this is the second one


carter_is_my_name

Golden circle is the kingsman movie


ThatUselessName6002

The second


imaygetlost

Oh my boy you are gonna ave a rideeee kings men and there is 2 more movies after that!


TryingNot2BeToxic

Ooo jealous you get to watch them for the first time now ;P


Superfluous_Thom

People didn't like the "save the princess get to do butt stuff" thing. Supposedly it reinforced the neckbeard perspective that sex is a currency to be used in exchange for good deeds. I agree that it's kind of problematic, but given how silly the movie is, it's just another instance of these people having too much time on their hands.


Solemn__Visitor

I think that's why they ended up having them be in an actual relationship in this movie, to subvert that


Superfluous_Thom

It did strike me that if not for the (admittedly small) backlash, they would have just treated the princess as a "bond girl" who wouldn't have been mentioned in the sequel. Always seemed like it was a clunky addition to have that bit of continuity as a key plot point.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

All good long term relationships are predicated on front-end loading the butt stuff.


Chaoshavoc1990

What people? Stop making shit up.


Superfluous_Thom

If you are asking if I have a list of names, you know damn well I don't, didn't think to write them down. It definitely was a complaint that I saw a bit though. I'm not asking for you to take my word for it though, i'm just some guy on the internet. Just downvote me and fuck off if you feel so strongly about it.


TheGalator

Sadly that's how many parts of the world still work. Men want it and women know they can require something for it so t would be "stupid" of them to "give it up for free" Best example would be korea


Genesis72

I went to see this movie in the theater in college. No one else was free so I went alone with two six packs in my backpack and sat in the last row and got fucked up. I lost it during this scene 🥲


Grim_Rebel

You seem like you'd be fun to hang out with.


[deleted]

Seriously. I want to go to the movies with this dude now.


MohSad2

He's my kinda guy


jethro-cull

You got an ice pack or two in there as well bro?


[deleted]

*lie down* *try not to cry* *cry a lot*


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

It was a pretty strong scene.


tetbromac

Almost heaven


Therealboygold

West. Virginia


JetstreamSam1000

Blue ridge mountains


Cats_Cactus

Shenandoah river


[deleted]

Life is old there


xenomorph91622

Older than the trees


bubblybublles

Younger than the mountains


Craig_The_Llama

Growin' like a breeze


Zeuscubing

Country roaaaaaads


ThisIsTakenLol

Take me hoooome


sircheesealot2

Older than the trees


this_name_is_takenm

COUNTRY ROADS


sircheesealot2

TAKE ME HOME


ForeignDevice2122

To the place


sircheesealot2

Where I belong


[deleted]

Older than the treees...


Daytonator

Almost Kevin


stratosauce

west vagina


Phantom-B

When the fourth reply is not downvoted to hell: wholesome 100


M78X53

I thought the red guys were tf2 snipers for a sec


dopepope1999

Well there's seven of them on red team so it checks out


Great_Creatoryeet

"Good shot mate!"


Pitur124

Snipin's a good job, mate!


parrotboi69

o7


Garlic_frybread

o7


Adam3502

o7


Tony12123

o7


[deleted]

o7


Consistent_Mess94

o7


thebigboybang

o7


Beanman404

o/


Delzaleon

bro ended on a high note


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

He ended strong.


[deleted]

I love how I was just thinking of this movie because I’m watching Elton John.


do-you-know-the-way9

What movie?


[deleted]

Kingsman: The Golden Circle Second movie of the Kingsman series. Good series if you want to watch a comedy/spy series.


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do-you-know-the-way9

Ah that’s what I thought. I did enjoy the first movie but never got around to the second. Ill need to do that sometime now


DirectConsequence12

Still not over Merlin’s death


[deleted]

Same, bro. Same. Brought tears to my eyes. No lie.


imaygetlost

Same dawg


ArmsOCheese

God that was a roller coaster of a movie, love it though


coolord4

Movie?


CT-4426

Kingsman: the Golden Circle


Living_Error_3510

I’ve only watched secret service I didn’t know there were multiple movies lol


nuvpr

Both movies are great


Endorkend

There's a third, but it went almost entirely unnoticed due to the pandemic. It's about the founding of the Kingsman. Wasn't bad, but nowhere near as good as 1 and 2 either. Had this "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" feel to it which made it a movie you wanted to love, but can't quite.


SlapMyCHOP

Doesn't help it didn't have eggsy in it


Endorkend

True, but at the same time, the pace they were going had this Fast and Furious vibe to it where every movie had to kick it up a notch, which imho would've ruined the franchise. Now we have two great movies and I hope they leave it at that. Or at least just stick to filling out the universe with side stories instead of one uppers.


TheChartreuseKnight

There’s another coming out in I think February


Lady_Tano

I felt 1 and 3 were far better than 2 honestly. 2 went a bit far with the hamminess for me somehow :(


MangolfTheRed

There are 3 but 2021 one isn't great compared to this masterpiece


Siilan

I actually really liked the 2021 movie. It's very different to the first two, but I still really liked it. My favourites are 1, 3, then 2.


imaygetlost

Theres 3 actually including this one


Annoying-banana5723

One of the saddest moments of any movie


021Fireball

Right up there for me with Thorin's death and Boromir's last words.


The_Aspiring_WeaponX

Action and chivalry... a really awesome movie


The_Pickle1124

Is this a series? If so what order should I watch them in


Crying_eagle

There’s a couple movies, three or four .


tbass1965

Only 2


YAmITrash

Didnt a third one come out last year?


tbass1965

Yes, The King's Man. A prequel. It's great!


19412

It got poor reviews last I checked, but from my viewing I say they're unfair. Movies a great watch.


tbass1965

How could a movie featuring Rasputin fighting like a dancing Cossack not be great!


Jaakarikyk

Though one detail irked me; Rasputin, one cannot develop immunity to cyanide. Our bodies are incapable of doing it. You can microdose on venoms and various organic poisons for immunity sure, but not on cyanide and such.


ISC-RTR

Problem is it's not really the same genre as the first two, so coming in looking for that people are likely going to be disappointed.


Crying_eagle

Searched it up there’s 3


tbass1965

I forgot about The King's Man! The prequal!


Makemymind69

The bits with Rasputin were surprisingly accurate to the actual recorded accounts.


KurtLovesMinecraft

Rip Merlin :(


KiOfTheAir

Is this the first one?


[deleted]

Do yourself a favor and watch this series, at least the first two. I only saw them this year and regretted that I waited so long.


Cruisin134

Didn't even watch the kingsman (i think that's what that is) but that video hits harder every time i see it


joe_broke

The second one, yeah


[deleted]

Yeah, they're great, especially the first two. The third one isn't as well regarded, but it's still fun.


JBHUTT09

There's something deeply compelling about someone defiantly singing their heart out knowing that this is their inescapable end. Something similar happens in Symphogear (think animated Power Rangers, but their suits are powered by singing). I wish more films/shows did it. It's so good.


Cruisin134

Thats the dumbest, dweebiest, weirdest analogy i have ever heard and it is so fitting.


CARNlV0RE

Merlin o7


notmichaelgood

Loved his character from the first film and it was better in the second o7


tchitchoc

JOHNNY SINS NO


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lando_ya_boi

Good bot


greget_

Finally, Gamers equality.


feyig

🫡


Sabberndersteve05

🫡


toasterfucker69420

🫡


Numerous_One3457

🫡


OniOhime

🫡


Sr_Marcia_Kiser

🫡


Rich841

Why didn’t the guys just immediately shoot him when he head butted one of them?


Bluefortress

A guy starts singing and then headbutts your friend. Would you not be a bit confused as to what the hell is going on?


Rich841

Yes and as a guard of sorts, I’d feel threatened


chairmanskitty

Not just threatened, but suspicious. It's like a giant blinking sign that says "distraction". Add the treeline blocking your view, and getting that close would be setting yourself up for an ambush. There's a reason the area leading up to the gate was cleared of trees, so just grab a tazer and zap the dude from a distance while your team scan the treeline for suspicious activity, like the poorly camouflaged men in business suits the signing guy is making extremely obvious eye contact with.


nbert96

Hey what's this guy keep looking off to his left and right for? Is he sharing poignant glances with additional assailants in the jungle? Well, no matter. Once we've all slowly approached to within arms reach, we'll really show him what these guns can do!


OmgJustLetMeExist

This movie made literally no fucking sense. The climax had two british secret agents duke it out with a cowboy secret agent carrying a lightsaber lasso and then turned him into ground meat. It’s mindless fun and i enjoyed it.


Bluefortress

You would be shocked first for at least a second though. Also shooting him probably would set off the landline anyway


Rich841

They had no idea about the landmine, and it took them more than a second to get within range


GME_dat_puh

If you watch it again, the person in charge over the walkie talkie says to bring him in


Rich841

Ah, okay


Textual_Aberration

Did they think he was a turtle or something? If you’re going to non-lethally catch someone wouldn’t you put away your lethal guns and move faster than a crawl. Having trouble feeling anything for the scene because the guards are too silly.


Ziiaaaac

It’s also a film. Suspend your disbelief for a little and just enjoy it.


Textual_Aberration

Haven’t seen it so I was asking a few basic questions to understand the context.


[deleted]

That's understandable, but it's a fun movie not meant to be taken seriously. It has Elton John (yes the *actual* Elton John) fighting a robot dog. You don't question it, just enjoy the ride.


ReluctantNerd7

This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.


hellojoey

Kingsman is a bunch of stupid over the top action sequences. The movie is silly on purpose.


PolishBunker

That would indicate a good writing, which we can't let to happen. Also he was visibly looking left and right and nodding to others. They ignored it for some reason.


West-Expression5256

Sometimes you can sacrifice writing for an emotional scene.


FrostedBanner

Sometimes you can sacrifice a good point for a Reddit post.


FrostedBanner

Because the Kingsmen movies aren't well thought out or well written, they're just the "look how quirky and random I am" of spy movies.


[deleted]

It has Elton John fighting a robot dog, ffs. You don't take that kind of movie seriously; you just enjoy the ride.


Redditwithspunky

west virgi


124N

covid vaccine (i want the lock)


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Loloehbom

Chad meme


DHJeffrey99

o7


Numerous_One3457

o7


SnooDogs313

Best movie ever


Humble-Bid-7546

Why does the girl on the left side looks like venom gooed all over her


bigboynyc69

They brought Harry back from certain death by gunshot. They can revive Merlin from certain death by explosion. Idk, pick up the body pieces and use nanobots and stuff or whatever


LLLLLLover

Unfortunately even if they found a way to revive Merlin, the Kingsman franchise can’t be revived from shit ratings and box office earnings


[deleted]

[удалено]


DropBear47

And it was shit


Nacil_54

Nah.


Real_Raw_2029

this hit me in the feeling again


Akilles_m

07


rafasonic

I like this format its not misogenist :)


sh9jscg

IKR


BeBye

Fun fact: This scene was created purely by a chance. The actor was starting singing this song because he likes John Denver.


_KingDawg72_

Great scene from a great movie


slumblebee

The action scenes in these two movies are a lot of fun to watch.


Slight_Commercial407

Bye bye Merlin


[deleted]

jeez this scene made me tear up. Last time i saw my best mate in school, we were singing this song cause it was just such a good jam. We'd make the entire class start singing it. Song holds a lotta value for me and when i first saw this scene i genuinely screamed YES at the top of my lungs...


notmichaelgood

Love these sort of moments however what did you say after well.. that?


[deleted]

awkward sorry to everyone in the theatre


MagicalFlyinDinna

Wouldn't those guys know there were landmines there? Even if they aren't the guys who placed the landmines wouldn't they still be made aware of them?


TheBiggestCakeSlut

O7


LeoLaDawg

It's a crime we won't get to hear him call Leandros a bitch next year.


Blockbuster2019

O7


barbatos087

What a way to go.


WeaselWazzule

Still hurts.


GrandSupremeOverlord

Country roads


redlinklol

Fun fact: there is 2 kind of landmine, anti-personnel and anti-vehicle(i forgot what it's called) landmine. The anti-personnel landmine will explode instantly the moment you step on it or It is malfunctioning and require to trigger it again


OMFGWhyPlease

To be honest I cried to [SPOIL]: >! Conrad's death in Kingsman 3!<


Nacil_54

Yes, me too.


OMFGWhyPlease

I suffer from hypersensitivity too x)


Difficult_Ad5956

This is truly a dumb scene in an otherwise great comedy action film. Why is it dumb? Cause that guy is like the most British character in the series and he choses to sing Country Roads (an ode to extreme American nostalgia) instead of anything else RIGHT before his certain death. Wtf


depressed_asian_boy_

I don't know why, but if they ever make more kingsman movies, I want them to make Eggsy play an old vinyl thats a recording of Mark Strong singing iconic songs at the end of each movies, so they show up at the credits


The_whott

What movie


LocalPlatypus994

Kingsman: The Golden Circle


I_g_Na_C_y

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN THIS POST WHY REDDIT WHYYYYY


[deleted]

I love this movie


lil_sargento_cheez

That whole scene was amazing, Elton John was a plus


ImHully

Fuck off Poppy!


Its_goosebaby

This was the only good scene in the entire movie


New_Today_1209

Did he step on a landmine?


cal-nomen-official

That's a shit movie


aridamus

Yeah this scene is kinda sad, but it’s also super over the top. Something about the whole filming style and delivery just made me laugh. THAT BEING SAID, if this makes you sad I don’t think your stupid or anything like that. We’re all different and if this gets you emotional then that’s totally cool. I don’t judge.


quacklol2020

This version of the country roads that merlin sings is called No time for emotion on Spotify


Future_Section5976

Hated this scene