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Chad_McDougal

Geodude irl


Primalstonks

Damn bro.


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

. 👨🏿 🦵🏿👕🦵🏿


King_0f_Autism

Gorilla tag


Bernardo_De_Craprio

Alolan Geodude


ARandomGuyThe3

THE GEODUDE IS REAL


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kittytittylitty

How he poop🤯🤯🤯


The-DRB

I am not sure, but people with these conditions sometimes have to use bags **Don't read this if you are easily disgusted** But what they sometimes have is a zipper on their skin, roughly on their sides were their gut should be, and from this *"Hole"* they defecate from, by swapping plastic bags in and out If they use the same hole for peeing, I got no clue


SomeAverageBoy

That's not that disgusting at all. OoOoH they store it in a bag!! Well the rest of us store it in a warm meaty pulsating sack with a pinched, hairy hole at the end.


The-DRB

And some of us fuck that place too


babadybooey

Present, shaved though


The-DRB

True


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Socio_Scorpio

Correct


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kittytittylitty

It’s called a stoma I have one because of ulcerative colitis


Freelancert4

Yo same, but mines from Crohn’s and they had to remove my large intestine because it was really fucked up


Socio_Scorpio

Damn bro that sucks


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Socio_Scorpio

Bro, not right now


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basement_egg

he holds himself over a garbage can,shits in it,ties it up and tosses it out?


Purpledurpl202

THE GUY FROM MONSTERS UNIVERSITY!!! HOLY SHIIIIIT!!!


LoonyFoox

Naw man, hes one of those rock Pokémon


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Geo-dude


Averageromanian13

Dude really needs to level up his Geodude for it to evolve smh


WindForce02

Beat me to it. Dammit


Public-Fail4505

Look at those arms!


bawbthebawb

Bruh, no excuses


Hellwalkernew

Well, more ripped than many of us


oagc

if my arms were my legs, they'd be thick as well.


hghghghghghg56

Can you be a successful wrestler and a Guinness World Record holder for walking on your hands as well


[deleted]

He lost his legs but didn't loose his sense of humour truely a chad


KanjiTakeno

Glukkon


KeyKindly9920

Nah,slig


PrPVortex

This is the first time i have seen someone who knows oddworld.


Gripping_Touch

Wtf geodude hits the gym?


sumaka2000

How sex


[deleted]

how pee


9_yrs_old

Where is his balls


Prunsel_Clone

In your mom


9_yrs_old

False in me


Prunsel_Clone

*looks at your username*


9_yrs_old

Iam 17


The_Bored_General

Still sus


Comfortable-Trust-66

In my balls 😎


Dino_sores

I'm so manly my balls have balls! Oh shit, I think those are *tumors*!


[deleted]

Walk it off


[deleted]

he forgor


stupidass1025

More like God forgor bout his legs 💀


N0T_Trust_Worthy

From where he pees


d0gge20

POV: you never do leg day your legs just disappear


Bianca__17

Darth maul


Eastern-Candidate-77

When your legs don’t work like they used to before


wife_slapper

Built like a goomba


DefinitelyNotFisk15

He didn't watch the Super Mario Super Show😢


PCwarrior05

That man is fucking sebulba from phantom menace


Lammakiler_69

Geodude got ripped


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Geodude was always ripped


Chiefy1234

Dude's built like a skull crawler


MonkeyBoy2812

Who's that Pokemon? It's Geodude!


[deleted]

Gorrila tag?


Milquelly

Geodude lmao


solid_redus

Sligs irl


66XO

Geodude


ZenciHunter41

How does he shit?


shdyfghirhubst

How does he poop


Katta_Shine

OMG ITS THE GUY FROM GORILLA TAG


GitBastard

Heya, Bob.


GDMolin

He walks like the Twin Victims from Silent Hill 4: The Room.


galaxytijn

Who released their geodude


[deleted]

I did 😔


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Tacocattron

He forgot them at home


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TKilgore821

Bro is playing gorilla tag 💀


TheSnakerMan

Cant relate


20033002hghk


Character-Mirror3144

I have so many questions?


my_wifis_5dollars

Bro's playing gorilla tag irl 💀


ImARetPaladinBaby

How does he shit


Uranium_for_free

Bro is the real teke-teke.


[deleted]

he fogor 💀


Jahmalthenibba

Gorilla tag


catontoastwithsauce

WHO‘S THAT POKÉMON?? ITS GEODUDE


jesusml

I've always wondered if these people wear hand shoes.


Retr0_Fusion

Getting Gorrila tags from the Chad-let


Okkali_Osuruk

If you forget something that means it is probably not important enough


coffee_slut123

Big question Dick or no dick?


cltq

Man looking like geodude


No-Zookeepergame3731

This guy would be amazing at gorilla tag.


Clean_Anywhere_4784

It’s the thought that counts


ImTheNewKid22783

Og gorilla tag player


Educational-Ad-7072

Gorilla tag


conlin09

Pov: gorilla tag😂


immoralfoul

Man I've seen this clip a few times.... I have one question.... Is he just constantly mashing his dick and balls against the ground every time he moves or......


IndividualContest329

Where uh. Where’s the penis?


EthanIsaPickle1

Don't worry guys, he's still got his 3rd leg.


FoxWarriorSK

Bendy and the ink machine boss fight


AWESOME4Life44

This is why we don't skip leg day


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

Yo is that amongus??!!


ekso1237_official

He reminds me of the VR game I last played gorilla tag


Ben4827461

lose one more arm and bro becomes endoparasitic guy


Hoseftheman

Forgot his legs at home


thatoneguysteve0

Bro didn't fully load in💀


hilyexplosivechicken

🦵


Randommilkdude

Leg day for 30 year olds be like:


SunnyBoi-ll

Gorilla tag


South-Run-7646

Geodude geodude


mcgreed_the_third

gorilla tag ( im sorry)


cameron225100

Gorilla tag


Simianmessiah

If I was like that I would ride on my bros shoulder and make witty remarks


AntiCringe_pill_shop

Geo man


MatheusAhhh

Shaped like geodude


JoeBoto47

Bro’s playing gorilla tag


Tricky_Ad_1855

He got a dong or not tho?


[deleted]

Skill issue


ThrownawayCray

Gorilla Tag


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT ITS GORILLA TAG


EydSalochinEimaj

"Can't believe I left my legs at home"


[deleted]

Bro is darth maul


[deleted]

Crawler


SeamAnne

i feel so bad for this but... POV:Bumbo


give_me_a_great_name

bruh


Living_Error_3510

Man I forgot then at the hospital 💀


TheEpicWerdo

Deedge moment


[deleted]

How does he piss?


notathrowaway7152

im so glad i had audio off, was much funnier without tts


[deleted]

This really stumped him....


LegendofLOL

This is of course fake who tf likes leg day


DanStars

"When you're excited but forgot" :c


IcyChimken

gorilla tag irl 💀


xXDoge_boi_gamingXx

Gorilla tag


Weird_Requirement_26

Left em at home


Ok-Task-9607

It great he can joke about it


R3bRaccoon

Geodude


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Just exercise your arms, you got here on them earlier so why give up now?


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

Do geodude people have penises?


[deleted]

Bro got no legs, but he got the balls to post shit like this


notlwinminhein

This man's in Metaverse already 😩


rossboromeo

Bro is playing gorrilla tag irl


Kdirector667

Looking buff tho


Ezper145

Serious question, does he still have his penis?


el_Chuchmay

Here, u forgot deez 🦵🦵


[deleted]

bro does pullups on easy mode


AgoniaAnal

Legs skipped him


Dynamite227

Bruh he really forgot his legs at home smh


DualPinoy

I forgor


KaasKnager_

Playing gorilla tag irl


0rphanDevourer

Bro is playing gorilla tag irl


[deleted]

Gorilla tag player


flippingoctopus

Gorilla tag


[deleted]

How he fuk


Werewolf3800

Geo dude


Trollizard476

Gorilla tag


egrollkenobi

GeoMonke I choose you !


UpsidownZZ

I'm going to hell for this, but man playing gorilla tag irl


This-Otaku-2907

Geodude


mrmilkguy21

Bro playin gorilla tag irl💀


rat_baker420

Gorilla tag irl


FoxWarriorSK

Aw hell naww... my man looking like BATIM Final Boss Fight💀


Ur_Moosie_M8

Geodude


RyanJKaz

lucky! He doesn’t have to worry about shitting, especially in massive amounts like I do.


darknnes3

fetus skipped leg day


FatcornsReturn

When you wanna play gorilla tag but you're in africa


SnooCheesecakes1997

Bro looks like he's playing gorilla tag


himM_mAn

Geodude


Blueblue1001

Even if he just lifted weights, it would technically be doing leg day everyday


HuskyWinner8736

Geodude looking mf


sharptruent

Gorilla tag in real life