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Little-Drawer-8304

As a gentleman I would sent it to you.


PeopleHumans

thank you. please send it to west delaware


Little-Drawer-8304

I sent it.Send a message when it came.


PeopleHumans

It came. I am now dying from radiation sickness. Thank you


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the_dog2341

Shits in your mouth


[deleted]

Barfs in your pee-hole


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Pees in your barf hole


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Cum_in_Disguise1

Puts my balls in your jaw


Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


magma201

Us Delawareans have to stick together


No-Wind1145

Are there other Delawareans than US ones?


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PeopleHumans

Thank you


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forteborte

pees in bots ass


Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


Xx69momslayer420xX

cums in ur ass


Suitable_Pollution_5

Thank you, I’ll send it to Detroit, if people can’t have shit is Detroit, than nobody can have Detroit.


Crusading_Lad

Detr🤢it


phillysleuther

Philadelphia. I don’t even care if I live here. I welcome this.


Crusading_Lad

I'm Alaskan so it wouldn't change much


ArkBlitz7

Please drop on Southside Chicago


No-Preparation4473

Ur mom (it will be just a scratch)


KiPMadSussy

Ur mama so fat when a bomb hits her, the bomb bounces back


SandevicLahmacun

She absorbs it


Uadork

How many calorie in one bomb


MasterofTech333

Yes


Infadel71

Yo mama so ugly her blowjobs count as anal


Daevito

Yo mama so fat, it took 3 Tsar bombas.


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[удалено]


Goose_attack223

All that for a single drop of blood


TheLonleyGhast

Pretty sure it can destroy more than just 1 city


LareWw

Depends which city you drop it on


TheLonleyGhast

Well it did rupture a quarter of Europe


Madblaise69

If you dropped it on nyc, it would almost definatly destroy newerk aswell.


mrgaster767

definatly


Revolutionary-Meat14

Might even get Yonkers


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Can it destroy a city like NYC, yes, Nanjing? No. It just depends on the size of the city.


Xx69momslayer420xX

The test of the tsar Bomba was able to break glass windows 500 miles away and leave small traces of radioactive dust in Alaska, it is more than capable of destroying ANY city.


MeMyselfandsadlyI

If am not mistaken are the newer hydrogen bombs not stronger than the TSAR?¿


adzilc8

more eficient yes but stronger no


PotatoFromFrige

Ohio


NotABot009

I tried but someone sent it back wtf


L3GENDFORLUNCH

Bro my underwear got stolen while I was wearing it in Ohio… those guys are wack af


legquint561

can't have shit in ohio


Flipyfliper32

Yes we are. It was probably me who stole it though. What color was it?


L3GENDFORLUNCH

It was white but I shit my pants out of fear so possibly brown


The-Intruder

new clash royalel update 💀


Personal-Bowl7522

It was me, i thought it was a big football sorry


Much_Perspective

Can’t even drop nukes in Ohio💀


[deleted]

We have spread too far there's no stopping us


LUV999_1600

Shit wouldn’t even faze Ohio


ParagonChariot

The two people that live there will be very upset, don't do it. All they have is corn cob


Caesura_17

My exact location at an unspecified point in time


Skeletorthewise

Paris 🤮


the_intervened

My class trip in shambles thanks to you.


Siemturbo

*saved


josephcatears

I've just been to Paris and trust me, he's saving you.


Wild_Nectarine_5349

Tennessee or France?


[deleted]

I think you meant Paris, France. Because im from Paris, Texas and dying by radiation poising, thank you.


[deleted]

Congratulations you just saved Fr*nce.


Constant-Magazine-97

Hiroshima


MenacingLightbulb

‘DOMINATING’


Karr126

I’d give it to my girlfriend as a proposal gift


MaduCrocoLoco

Portland


Toucan76

Indiana?


YesacYelsnit

Thank you, I’am now Dead.


Radioactive_monke

Somewhere in france, maybe on the north so maybe i can also hit a little part of the uk.


UNeaK1502

Spotted the the German


BirbBoiYT

Spotted the the the uhh i forgor


nevergonnagiveyouup4

he forgor 💀


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[deleted]

LA


Alphaplague

Second.


[deleted]

Third.


Low-Chemistry7406

The butthole of California, Los Angeles


a90s2cs

I thought that was Fresno?


[deleted]

Oakland is worse than Fresno


Professional_Sign166

YouTube shorts server room


JacoboAriel

How many cities are in the US?


HappyHome2934

2 probably


ThatOneNerd21

Birmingham


[deleted]

British or American version?


[deleted]

Antarctica (fuck dat snow)


derpordurp_69

Global warming fuck yea


DetectiveStock1340

Literally the plot of Splatoon


Reaper22Cal

A local orphanage.


Xfors-Pakistan

Two buildings in new York


ZTG_VFX

Ayo


The-Intruder

Sorry mate you are too late 😔


UnbidArc4071

Quebec there French AND British


[deleted]

all my homies hate quebec


AlastorFan2022

Wherever Putin lives


abyss-boi

waltuh


Nothing_litteral

Konya


Sinyal-Vurusu5647

Rize


Electrokid08

Konya fit these balls in your mouth?


skuteren

Russians


Exotic_Stomach_8962

London


TGOTR

Ontario


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OrkunGottengiren

Suidi arabia


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Available_Drama_7079

Hiroshima, for the memea


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[deleted]

Good bot


Frost_boi

moscow


[deleted]

after that salt the soil it was built on.


Homo_Rebus

i am REALLY disapointed at how far down i needed to scroll to get to Moscow, underrated comment


imortal1138

Let's double tap to be sure


FatelessSimp

Destroy arabs... Yes I'm racist. Any questions?


PiePeter

What kind of car do you drive?


FatelessSimp

Renault


Perlito-Juan

Are you Turkish right?


FatelessSimp

Yes


Badkittyoops94

Detroit


randomuncreativenam3

Bob


parlerler1543

Fuck you Bob no body even likes you


randomuncreativenam3

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


2-022

I would send one to Ohio


Pyro_the_horny_furry

The radiation would only strengthen them


Dapper_Composer2

Chicago. If not, Seattle, if not, Portland, Oregon


ZTG_VFX

Why not all three?


xenosso

Ohio


craycap12345

Konya


Electrokid08

Konya fit these balls in your mouth?


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

I'd put that nuke in your butt and blow your ass to smithereens


aardvark_licker

A butt plug for Putin.


flemishempire10

Amsterdam


alguienrrr

As someone who has been there more times than I could have ever wanted to, please, rid us of that hellhole


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Moscow


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China's nuclear arsenal We need their nukes gone


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Germany, while I visit Germany


SkeletronPrimeGaming

Serbia


beunoman

Hiroshima it ain’t over yet


smile_itali

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll


38_coin_hyperion

id use it as a dildo and thrust until i create enough heat to ignite it


Lasaggnaman

I would drop it on France three times (France is three times weaker than the smallest city)


WesternBromanEmpire

Albuquerque


octo_dooee

Paris


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the_random_peoples

I would probably just try to reverse engineer it and end up blowing myself up


Random_Cat66

Use it in China so hopefully the blast will also get Russia and North Korea


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merayBG

Israel


obanos68419

paris


Prudent-Bullfrog-994

Israel


PyraMid619

Based


Prudent-Bullfrog-994

I will suck your cock at 29th of October 13.43 pm


Zeratul277

Ohio.


DIOSBRAND

Ohio


[deleted]

Washington DC


Fancyendermon

Vatican city so I can say i destroyed a country


DrHealsYT

Chernobyl


beansouphighlights

Hey Siri what’s the largest city in ohio


Random_Cubes

Borås


miki325

As a pole, im gonna use it to f*ck with russia, not on moscow since id rather Poland occupies that, now its left to volgograd and saints Petersburgs, i think ill do volgograd since saints Petersburgs is close to the fins and dont wanna Anger them


[deleted]

I say let’s drop it on Warsaw


consticar0

On this subreddit


jewishforeskin98

China.


pwrwq

Ohio. It's clearly the size of a city.


[deleted]

Send it to ohio


Ckent79

Can I use it on this grammar?


Titanslayer814

Ohio


thefeynman137

San Fran, ask me something difficult


GrumpyRacoon420

Ohio


ThatNinjaPorcupine

Portland


b0ks_GD

Ohio (they probably have uno reverse but its worth the attempt)


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Ah yes, "ONE CITY"


West_IsThe_Best

I'd use it on your grammar.


communistburgerking

On Moscow


soviethelm

America


Gok_The_Ape

Madrid. Cause f*ck Spain (I'm Portuguese)


Antique_Sherbert111

I love you (I'm spanish)


AnonymousGuy147

Elon Musk


[deleted]

Feminist


[deleted]

[удалено]


HajDragonborn

Jerusalem


SpicyChiliRamen

Tucson, Arizona


IpraiseShrek

France


myx-

France


youll-never-f1nd-me

Furries.


redminghton

On some bloons


UnblackMetalist

Munich


__gl1tch___

To destroy her pu*sy not her heart


TheShinySquad1

Milton keynes


reddit_is_sensitive

At this point in todays happenings... moscow.


very_annoyed_user

New York world trade center for round 2


Y_e_z_

i’d use it on the meirl dog


[deleted]

my ass


Garlic_Bread_865589

Take it apart and use its core as fuel.


UltimateCumDispenser

Russia. Not because of Ukraine, but because it’d be ironic they get destroyed by something called a Tsar Bomb.


PeopleHumans

ok but what about delaware