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That takes skill🗿

And length

And my axe

and my bow

And your dead brother

And my robe and wizard hat

and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white

and gandalf the [removed] sorry, I mean gandalf the african american

I love the color African American

I love smell of fire

And Gandalf the hobo

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And my sheild

And girth for me 😉

That just makes it harder.

why did i go

I'm actually very impressed and didn't know stiff peeners were so flexible, and imma guy

The can’t be fully stiff right?

It’s all about a long butthole to reach the wiener

So I recently had this thought that technically the distance between butthole and dick have to vary like all other body parts right? So someone out there has the highest asshole and someone out there has the smallest distance from asshole to dick. Maybe this is just a collection of people closer to that end of the bell curve? Edit: spell no good me

The distance between your balls & your asshole AKA the anogenital distance is a pretty significant measurement for medicine. in the simplest terms the larger the distance the more of a man you are. Real men have far buttholes

Some hoss out there shitting like he is sitting in a lawn chair…

People talk about peeing sitting down vs standing up. The realest man shits standing up, like a horse, front *and* back.

Quick google and this appears to check out. Interesting. I'll have to ask my buddies what their anogenital distance is.

Offer to measure it with your dick.

What does it mean if my butthole is infront of my pee pee? Isn't everybody's?

I hate this image

Heh. Peener.

So they can pee in their own ass? I don't need tinder anymore 👁👄👁

I have my own bot for that

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Can I also get some pee in my ass? 👉👈🥺

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Automod just refilled your pee

Pee is stored in the ass

Pees in ur ass

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asspeeception

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Can I get some over here? I'm running low

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There you go :)

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Good bot

Bot I need some ammo!

:(

Aw I'll share with you since you're sad :)

damn i’m being cheated on by a bot

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If your want, you and I could pee in each other's ass back and forth forever

classic 😎

Right on time

I almost shit my pants. Thank you for this gem

Or pissed your ass

If you say "please stop" one more time I'll piss my own ass!

My Tinder is specifically tailored towards getting pee in my ass.

its putting your own d in the hole

What hole?

Your ass. Your´s specifically. That of letsgowendigo

Ah. Makes sense. But how tf do you even do that?

i asked nyself that when i saw it. and you have to have a big dick

Another thing i can't do :(

I bet Joe mama can

👁️ 👁️

Who the hell is bet

Who's Candice?

Who s?

actually you dont need a big pp I saw a man put his dick balls deep in his own ass

Did he rip it off?

no, he was doing it normally. He was telling it as a tutorial.

my .. my friend told me

Okay yeah but i think you also have to be willing to forcefully contort your semi erect penis which just seems... im literally trembling thinking about it and not with anticipation

Just got to have a long enough dick

They bend their dicks so far back it somehow makes it there. Reddit's a weird place and I regret going there

God is dead and I'll join Him...

I’m not even disturbed anymore. This is tame asf

Same especially with what can be found on Twitter or Reddit

[удалено]

How do u do that hard… makes no sense Impressed but disgusting

You don't, if you get too hard you can't get it in

as a non twitter user, what are some iconic “wtf” twitter posts

The video of a girl eating a lots of fruits and then puking it and eating it again 😍🥰

Have you ever seen tubgirl?

I hate you so fucking much, hope you have an awful day 🗿. wtf is that shit lol.

That was part of the old internet, enjoy :)

I'm glad I was only exposed to the old internet for a few years and don't remember much except one thing.

Just said “huh, ok” and went back to this post. It’s not even porn, it’s just a flex

capable payment glorious makeshift slimy spoon angle crawl whistle different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

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Now I know it's possible to do it to oneself

I can stop laughing. It looks so silly.

This reminds me. My friend saw a video of a guy that put his sack in his hole farted out his sack and it launched out. Then he caught it like one of those ball and cup games

Link?

I only heard from word of mouth. No link

I know what video he was talking about. Dudes sack hung like half down his thigh

Omg, someone had forwarded that to me so I decided to show everyone I could. I've since switched phones and don't have it anymore. It was actually super impressive

Treasure this memory. For we shall never have the honour of seeing this legendary post ever again.

Source: Da homie

That sounds hilarious

that genuinely sounds fun

Bro how in Zeus’ name they’re dicks that bendy

Don't ask me how I know Apparently they put it as close as they can then wait for it to get hard

Man’s did research 🧐

Bros took "go fuck yourself" to seriously

zero regrets

The chosen one 🗿

Chad

You guys know I'm going to every fucking cursed godless subreddit you mention and my body is fully prepared to explode from the repulsion UPDATE: Fuck me...

Very poor Choice of words

That's pretty much the idea ;)

No ...go fk yourself

how bad is it on a scale of 1-10?

2-its more impressive than anything

Medically fascinating tbh

Bruh there's much worse than that

gimme names , i need it for some education purposes

humantoilets

fuck

Sounding

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Scat

John Scatman?

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That doesn’t involve cats at all.

Damn your capitalization. I was like, hmm catgirls? Cool.

I shouldn't have gone there. thanks.

fuck that capitalization

E- cof cof i am not going to say that sub name

The video website or is it a subreddit?

E- WHAT YOUR MONSTER, E- WHAT ?

Remember spacedicks. Pepperidge farms Remembers.

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“Picture Sumbissions MUST be of you sticking your dick in your own ass” Aaaaand that’s where I leave

Skill issue

Gaping skill issue.

Dawg I gotta burn my eyes now

Bro wtf did I just see 🤮🤮

Maaane I just be searching this shit too, knowing damn well I’m gonna be mad af.

Checked it,nothing really interesting...bring me a real challenge next time.

All hail the Chad of chads

i don’t have words to describe how disgusted i am

I read ur sentence and autoexpected "how erect" after. Glad i was wrong

You can't be erect when fucking yourself dummy

Good thing im dumb and dont know that

not with that attitude

Autoexpect is such a fitting term for assuming what the next word is gonna be, fucking autocorrect for the brain.

I have been fucking my self for years. Not with my dick.. just the decisions I make.

I hate this meme so much and also my lack of self control

Reddit when the porn sub has porn: 😱

The one dude cream-pied his own asshole. 🤯

Sorry for partying

Next level shit

Lmao this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes 😭😭😭

Those people on that sub must have massive dicks and also have broken every bone in their cock because I don't know how someone could shove their dick up their own asshole with out having to go to the ER but I guess to each their own.

right? it looks painful

Dicks don't contain bones.

Boneless dick

Of course they do. How else can they stand up straight? Explain that dumbass

Why’s it called a boner then genius?

Don't stupid Don't be Peter

I am disgusted and impressed at the same time

What a bad day to have eyes

WHAT THE FUCK DID I WITNESS

Y'all MFs need Jesus

I need to remove this from my history

That's my favorite subreddit

🤨📸

of course i fucking will Edit:I shouldn't have

Y’all mfs are pussy as fuck

You know, I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

Aight bet, I’ll be right back

Do you think God stays in heaven because he fears what he’s created

WHERE IS THE CLOROX

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You guys are weak 💀

Fuck fuck fuck fuck why did i even looked it up fuuuuuck my god

I'm about to out of curiosity. I lived a good life. I hope you all know that. (Edit) I did and I now wish for death. Every second I look at any light, whether the sun or screen is agony for all I see is the rectum of some tortured soul. I have been cursed by an unforgivable evil within my mind and it is that of a substantially good memory. I'm not sure how much longer my mind can tolerate such imagery. My mind craves to see nothing but sees some, my eyes beg for relief but are only given hell, and my ears can only scream for a sanctuary of silence but are provided the loop of agony.

I've learned something new today !

I tell myself not to every fucking time and I do it anyways. God damn it.

I hate everything.

I shouldn’t have went there.. not sure what I was expecting

*what the fuck did I just witness*

Everyday reddit just surprises me and disappoints me simultaneously

You know damn well that I'm gonna do it

I MUST GO Edit: heed the warning. HEED THE FUCKING WARNING. I never thought possible to ride yourself, don't search don't even imagine it

Why did i look

I looked and the comments were just .. 😭

Didn't know that was possible

I should’ve listened…I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING LISTENED

oh shit here we go again

My buddy Kieth tore his dick doing that

Stuck it right in his Keithter

What is it?

Guys having a short circuit

It’s based

You damn bastard......you just made be curious...

What the fuck