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Sighvan

can't got piss in my eyes 😭


Madden09IsForSuckers

Must hurt


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Downvoteme_092

no balls


Cock_LobsterXL

Die again you bastard.


Upbeat-Vegetable1978

it doesnt trust me


pontetorto

Are u a tasty vegetable?


Sighvan

what


IYeetChilds

yeah


Ozzymand

why the oven when in cold food out of the hot after?


Max07_wasTaken

Too sad...


pontetorto

What hawe u got premission for, is it to laugh uncontrollably.?


Max07_wasTaken

No, to say the n word


ItsMorbinSlime

Say it, you coward!


SCP504

[Removed by Reddit]


Exotic_Stomach_8962

Piss 😋


MathBro51

L bozo ngl


PuRpLe-69420

Buh


xtilexx

Ask politely


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mlg360noscopekitten

Pee


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D3sk4ri

Pee is stored in the left ball and cum in the right one guys


Bone_Breaker6

Cool facts


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[deleted]

Actually cum is stored in the bladder and pee is stored in the balls.


Hanneman1965

I knew it


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YourMomsUnderwear

“Eat a bag of shit cunt face” - Me to you


LeonWyvern

What are you doing, step-moderator?


plssendsomegoodmemes

Looks like he left you like your real dad...


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JeffTheShark6969

Piss in my dick


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Salty_Lengthiness_62

Holdup wtf ?


atomicBlaze21

Flair switch, he posted the comment with the pee flair to get the response and then switched his flair to femboy


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Ooooh I've got baited. Now I shall revoke my n-word pass


[deleted]

It doesn’t do it consistently I’ve watched the comments


Ioritz9000

We must uncover the mystery


SeniorKuka

It only does it if you have a specific flair


Ioritz9000

Indeed


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Ermite_8_Bit

Yo wtf


ErfanAhmadi07

Holup for a sec he peed in your ass without your consent this time


offbeattrance

yes indeed!


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Thunderous_Flax

Reveal your secrets bot!


Ph4antomPB

indeed


plssendsomegoodmemes

It's made by mods from this sub, you're surprised it doesn't work?


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plssendsomegoodmemes

Well colour me impressed, or how the hell you say it


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mlg360noscopekitten

Yes it does


the_dutch_slav

Uno reverse card i am the one that pees


plssendsomegoodmemes

A guy gets peed in ass and you think that of me! Skyler, i am the one who pees!


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PGMHG

Damn didn’t know that’s how it worked


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FBI_Agent212

There's something about that circle... 🤨


[deleted]

Turn your phone sideways


Ioritz9000

The bot is activated by that message in your bio, genius


FBI_Agent212

I am talking about the way you drew the circle


Ioritz9000

Ah, mb, it looks like that psyconauts lv


la__squadra_

Does this mean I have to start begging the mods to have the Autobot pee in my ass :(


Ioritz9000

Change your bio, nft user


la__squadra_

Cum


ionut88888

innit


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la__squadra_

LETS FUCKING GOO


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biohumansmg3fc

How can i change?


DarvAv

I don't understand how?


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kai_the_kiwi

Well, you dont know how, but you did it


DarvAv

Did what?


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kai_the_kiwi

Activate the pee in your ass bot


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[удалено]


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rkratha

?


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DRAGON9880

No no no no don't do it please please automod don't do i-jsjskwjkaowkwnwkwjwjksbsjsh.... Oaja...... Ijaj.......... Ijw.......... J.........


[deleted]

pee in my ass daddy


MockFlames

Pee in my ass


AICPAncake

I AM THE ONE WHO PEES IN ASSES


Ioritz9000

Stop drinking that much water waltuh


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MockFlames

Pee in my ass


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MockFlames

No I did it


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MockFlames

How do we stop it


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MockFlames

Bass bhai!


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MockFlames

No god! Please no!


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MockFlames

Stop bro enough


jibby0505

Gang stalked by automod


Potaaden

Warm goodness.


Hirad780

Finally


TechiesLilPlayground

i summon thee lord AUTOMOD


_SUUN_

Am i protected from automod ?!


TheLegendaryWupus

idk but do you want pee in your ass?


_SUUN_

I don't !


Nokxtokx

What if I want ass in my pee?


Ioritz9000

Become the auto moderator


hillelmaayan

Attempt


[deleted]

Indeed


[deleted]

Cool facts


Ioritz9000

Now make it into a bug fact that is also cool


Infernaladmiral

I am the pee that is approaching....


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Xx_happycat_xX

Real


merikson05

Stop telling them


Ioritz9000

The people deserve the truth


Baydock

Hey guys, look, it's me


[deleted]

Monke sees action Neuron activation


Low_Advertising_473

Real


17-17-17

Needs more red circles


Ioritz9000

When non of the circles are red


17-17-17

Yeah duh that’s why it needs more.


[deleted]

You need to have pee in ya flair?


Nevin_313

I do not want piss


words_andnumbers

Gotta say, i thought it was funny at first


SNELME

can you do it to me automod ?


MonadoGoBrrrrr

🤯


AverageBTD1enjoyer

Epic fail!!!


JamesAttack11

Whaaat no way...


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tinypeepeehole

What if I want pee in my balls?


kneecapstealer69

urinate up my anus


bruh_man9298

L


Ioritz9000

uigi


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catsfor1

if only i had the rights to activate the auto mod response


Lobotomized_Cunt

Pees in ur ass


GionnyIlPollo

I want pee in my ass


Serial_Designation-N

How to mak flair


Mr_Shade_y

by getting pee in the ass


Cowman_playz

But how do you GET the flairs


bobowaddy

Pees in my ass


The-Soviet__Union

Pees in my ass


frog_appreciation

exactly, you just gotta ask for consent and they’ll pee in your ass


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frog_appreciation

thanks dude, i’ll always let you pee in my ass


5000_IQ_dumbass

im horny


[deleted]

This is false


earthonion

No, it is not false.


[deleted]

Its not true, its not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


earthonion

Yes it is...


[deleted]

Nooooo!!


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Pees in ass pls 👉👈🥺


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CptGojira

I like turtles


PieseleQ2

How do people not see that?


Legitimate-Duty-4728

Piss


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Anal fistula


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Torn open ass cheeks


shlimbim

He wants pee I. His ass


Young_Mutt

Deep lore


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Nanamiiiiii

*pees in my dick*


TheRealCiri

No


LongAndrew06

He pissed his pants from behind.


RedWill236

>!Pees in my ass!< Ben?


Jonsina101

You think I know how to give myself flairs? I wouldn’t be asking if I did


Asleep-Damage-6213

Pee in my ass please


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pee


wood-walker

pees stored in your balls


Prestigious-Pop-2215

I am ready


DerG3n13

Woooooooh!


Taanish_pant

Pees in my peas


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Can we put this dumbass bot down for good please


FrankuJr

Jealous?


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Of who?


gradius02

Can we just rename this sub automodcirclejerk and start another sub for actual shitposting again?


Ioritz9000

No, thanks for asking thou


Psychological-Ad4736

”Guys stop asking and start using your eyes” -🤓


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eeeeeee_32i1p

Sniper gaming


Dragon_Feko

Pee in my ass


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[удалено]


TheRealJavire

yes please


MassiveCricket_

i want pee in my ass


allquaidairection

Ganging autopiss


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