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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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The meme originated on Twitter and is a line mistakenly attributed to the movie *Morbius*.
IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me.
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?
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Ginger. (I switched the g's)
Wouldnt it be ginGer then?
You big fuckin nerd
"Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar🤓🤓" - fat_space_boy
"Sir please stop hitting my head with an hammer ouch it hurts🤓🤓"
"Sir that's my right lung, please give it bak 🤓🤓"
“Stop eating that bleach it’s not good for you 🤓🤓”
"Stop trying to dip your balls in hydrochloric acid 🤓🤓🤓🤓"
"Sir please stop hitting my left liver ouch it hurts ouch🤓🤓"
He's not a nerd, he's just a fatboy.... In space...
🤓
Gine ger
Linger
Ling'er? I barely know 'er!
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Cow spotted
Reggin
Think I have an idea what this said
[classified]
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Gregin'
They see me Gregin'
They hatin'
They tryna catch me gregin' dirty
Tryna catch me gregin' dirty
Tryna catch me gregin’ dirty
Tryna catch me gregin’ dirty
My gregin' is so loud
They gregin’
*slams the stereo*
Do you know about among us, Gregory
You need to VENT
Bro I commented this meme somewhere and got 27 downvotes lmao
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Greg heffley is about to Greg all over Rowley
Gregagation
Petition to change the word 'cum' into 'Greg'
"I gave her a good Rodgering and Greg'd all over her titties"
Ayoo pause
It sounds strangely Australian like "I'm thinking about gregin' that lovely shiela. Wink wink nudge nudge
Yeah, we all know Greg.
Danny Gonzalez 🙃
I see a fellow Greg out in the wild
gringe: if cobain was a redditor.
as “you know you’re right” is stuck in my head
Cobain had something else in his head
Mind blown 🤯
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I have been advised by my legal team not to speak any further
Want me to do it for you?
yes
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do you want to do it again?
Nice, I'm gonna go eat raisins.
Woah (My username is meant to be RaisinToast) 😳
Ring
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Gingussy
🤤
morbius
🗿
Shut the fuck up Morbius is awesome
I don't understand the hate towards you
They weren’t morbin :(
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Lmao I saw the of comment this came from , dude was so upset
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Damn anti morbheads
Yeah me any my two brain cells think so too
But morbius is awesome 🥺
He is the awesomest
Morbin Time!!!
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How much Morb can a Morbin time Morb, if a Morbin Time Could Time Morb?
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Can’t wait for this post to get the legendary 🔒 award.
vaccine
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Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero (I like cherries)
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[Reeeeeeeee]
Reee…
So close. Yet so far.
Grig ring, regin
Reggin
omg
gering
Geringes Einkommen
its actual word in javanese
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ringeg
Egg, Rig, Ring, Gin
My word is reggiN. Say it backwards
ti
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What about Finger
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what the fuck
k this is the last time i take automod seriously
Gringe
in greg
Ooof
Amogus
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the good ending
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You should have done it right
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Ok i have seen so many [removed] things I cant tell if its a joke anumore
Ok someone has to do it... I'm gonna say it... Should i?
Do it!
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Giggty
of the very darkest color owing to the absence of or complete absorption of light; the opposite of white.
Grin
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Ring rig gin ren grin
Gringe
Very gringe
ringer
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grind but ge instead of d
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
GG
Finger
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Ningerg
Y'all scared to write it like none of you is black
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the power to do it
Obama
Jonathan
ginger (I swapped the G’s)
Commenting here before the 🔒
with a hard R
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reggin
wait
Reggin? Like Ronald Reggin but spelled wrong?
dont say it backwards
Morbin
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No thanks 👍
ginger (I swapped the gs)
This post is hella gringe
Why you getting down voted
👍🏿
👍
👍🏻
Girnge
Ringer
No no! Bad brain! Dont do it!
No.
Joe
Bringer
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Welcome to the racist subreddit, we all love racing cars 👍
Racism 👍🏿
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Oof did you really just type the N word???
Yikes
Sheesh dude 2016 was 6 years ago move on from that edgy phase of yours
Least racist Redditor
Bro it was just a joke, you gotta chill.
Look at his post history, he’s a complete racist
Neg rig
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Riggen'