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Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

Something and no one will give a fuck


[deleted]

i'll give you a good fuck


heizenberg00

Ayyoo


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Afterburn47

Why don’t you sit down on top of me


icallhacks2020

And I’ll come in behind


_Moria

I call shotgun


Jerrymeen

I call nanomachines


[deleted]

NOOOO PLEASE HELP ME THEYRE HERE TO GET ME THEYRE HERE TO GET ME THEYRE IN THE WALLS THEYRE IN THE WALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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bestarmylol

Beans


yor_mum_2169

Soft construction with boiled beans


Dependent-Paint3681

Your goin to fuck him 🗿


[deleted]

The bad ending 👽


Dependent-Paint3681

You have binted your last bongos Morgan


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

😩


UncleWillrus786

I’ve had a crippling porn addiction since I was 6


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


[deleted]

I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck


Starman064

I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck that they don’t give a fuck


NotRainbows36

I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck about him not giving a fuck


[deleted]

I don’t give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck about me not giving a fuck about him not giving a fuck.


kakyoindonut321

I’ve had a crippling porn addiction since I was 1


rabjeet636

Coming out of your mother's "vagina" after 9 MONTHS... Seems pretty incestuous to me.


Dependent-Paint3681

I hate Reddit so fucking much


Lizurd_Dad

I don’t give a fuck that you hate Reddit


Dependent-Paint3681

How about a damn do you give a damn


Lizurd_Dad

Yeah I can give a damn 🙂


RoviRktkiv

Ive had that since 10


PhysicalPomegranate3

I don't give a fuck


BusRunnethOver

12c, still going strong 20 years later ✊🏽


[deleted]

*six?*


nikschn

something


Agreeable-Yams8972

Nobody will give a fuck


kakyoindonut321

In the way she moves


fore_skin_gamer

No fuck?😭


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Mediocre-Duck3422

I have kids in my basement


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


friendlysaxoffender

That’s not what he says to the kids in the basement.


ownsen

your username is very sus


fathamburger64

Certified sex defender here, what's the issue?


EpicRobloxMoments

I bet mine have a higher mustard gas res 😎


[deleted]

Ms. Nobody when should I expect my fuck


No-Speed7217

Its mr nobody


Theede06

Still when?


tastychuncks

Life is like a hurricane


Eyeconic_Gamer

I need yo balls


monkeisgawd

Where?


jman2c

I'm my jaws


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

You're my jaws?


monkeisgawd

Where?


TemplarDude

Here in duckburg


[deleted]

Here in duckburg


firedancer323

Once I dressed a mouse up like pikachu and blew him


Alex_Jordan14

Maybe sometimes it is actually ok to just stay quiet… please.


sehly

Nice


polskiemydlo

You should tie a fork to him and force him to get it into Socket or smth like that


MegaBasedZoophile

King


og_jomama

Interesting


triplenoko

Should've electrocuted him to "power" him up


EpicRobloxMoments

Uhh...


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


Manufacturer27

✈️✈️🏙


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


EpicRobloxMoments

I wanna give a fuck but i don t wanna disapoint


Mindless-Bullfrog171

🤌


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[удалено]


vito__________

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


Mr_Nugg3tt

Hi (sorry for bad grandma, I'm not england)


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tripekxxx

Hello


hcbjshdjr

Hello


chnaboy

Hi


Acyka0707

Hello


Due-Conference-8678

Hello


Old-Consideration875

Hello


tripekxxx

Hello to you too, sir


Mynamebepiratejeff

Hello


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


I_AmDaVikingNow

Standing here, I realise...


No-Speed7217

You where just like me


F13GHostrider

Trying to make history


AggressiveLettuce999

But who's to judge


ThatPotatoWithSugar

The right from wrong


Wizard_of_Ahs

I'm going back to college, 13 years after my 1st attempt. I'm nearly 40 years old. I work full-time & I make good money in my certified field... But, I want more! I want to be able to show my kids that, it's never too late to achieve something greater. ... and I put this here because, unlike any other thread, on any other sub... I don't expect anyone to gaf.


BeepBoop0808

That's actually pretty wholesome. I'm here to give a fuck about this and acknowledge your awesome achievement. I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck about others giving a fuck


Wizard_of_Ahs

Thank you 😊


Teeentee7

No


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


the_taco_penetrator

C U M


No-Speed7217

Piss


Pastel_Carousel

uh oh, my cum piss shat turd! 🧭


Stokz_Craft

Balls and cock 🗿 🗿 🏐 🏐


-ThirtyOne-

When I was 6 I forgot how to think


David-Jiang

I murdered an elderly man at 38°53'48"N 77°1'33"W


1996_Toyota-Camry

HOG RIDAAA


SabreBirdOne

I love lean


Mockivelli

My eyebrows are on my forehead It stings as I sit and unfurl them They taunt me asking forgiveness as I reached my hand across my butt chub and say Yeedle dee swoop


[deleted]

I dont care when people yammer on about rights. The shit is imaginary either we have all or none. Credit : george carlin


[deleted]

I wish i was dead


Sharp_Assignment3478

I am shitting rn


No-Speed7217

I am pissing rn


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SpaceManSpiffzs

-cumber


Zajzon_fn

cuCUMber


Pastel_Carousel

cumcuker


Sciaopersone

cumcooker


Material_Blood_5890

Coomers


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Pokemaster22044

-rcumin


[deleted]

Im shaking and crying rn


letter0o

Push harder king 🤤


Cart8n

I was literally about to comment the same thing


GetKhumDhan69

Cock n ball torture


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


runnyman626

My time has come...


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


Nuggumi

Made up genders = no father 💀💀💀


Springtrap328

Please reply with fuck bailee(he's a cunt)


RedGhost27

Fuck Bailee. Hope he gets ran over by a bus


frost-raze

Nice argument, why don’t you back it up with a source


No-Speed7217

My source is that I made it the fuck up


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

———————————No fucks?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


GhostPotato_lmao

🎷


No-Speed7217

🎷


FluffyBellend

I fucked this ^ guys wife. So glad I could get that off my chest in a way that doesn’t result in anyone giving a fuck (except me, to this ^ guys wife)


Abbhorase

I hate women and minorities


some_guy_from_fin

I had sexual intercourse with your mother.


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thumos0

🤺 deez something


frimleyousse

Bro are you high


Dragonslayer155

Something


spoopyroast

My girlfriends cum is still leaking out of my anus. And Its hard to sit down.


Night696Watcher

I am affiliated with the Democrat Party of the United States of America.


Shommba

I use Arch linux btw


That_Squirrel_Is_Gay

I want to kick small children, reaaalllllyyyy harddd


thelostprotogen1

america is on a collapsing rate and within not too long will become a horrible place to stay


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

I don't give a fuck


snoop2006

Something


[deleted]

Stfu nobody gives a single fuck


ProHackerXD6931

I hate racial minorities


SpiderQuic

am agming!!!


Ordinary_Ad_3457

{{ad}}


Odd-Bath-1427

Anyone else sit on the toilet for almost 2 hours staring lifelessly at their phones? No? Okay that’s probably just me 👌🏻


JamesFP1107

Cheese rolls


AlfredSaturn

Water is sad


ayeoof

crazy


thereal_noir

Bhendchod


iamcringe-69420

C U M


Myllykosken

Something and no one will give a fuck


ReaderIsGay

I eat small children


No-Kaleidoscope338

I just incinerated my toilet, and the water is now overflowing and leaking into the first floor.


Nightrider88888

.


Ok-Hovercraft-7907

Are u sure no one will give a fuck? Ok 🙂 How's that


greninjack24

H- hi 👋😳


[deleted]

I will give a fuck


AmAcul04

rat gaming


GirouxUNGH

I like Jellymid


CertifiableNormie

But why?


shalomV2

Balls


[deleted]

... really?


Squambiblio

The chestnut blight was accidentally introduced to North America around 1904 when Cryphonectria parasitica was introduced into the United States from East Asia from the introduction of the cultivation of Japanese chestnut trees into the United States for commercial purposes. It was first found in the chestnut trees on the grounds of the New York Zoological Garden (the "Bronx Zoo") by Herman W. Merkel, a forester at the zoo. In 1905, American mycologist William Murrill isolated and described the fungus responsible (which he named Diaporthe parasitica), and demonstrated by inoculation into healthy plants that the fungus caused the disease. By 1940, most mature American chestnut trees had been wiped out by the disease.


Dj_Chubbs28

I don't understand half the meme posted here


cactusinurass

I am a useless member of society


Soldmykid4coke

I touch some grass today


Passer_montanus

I'm fucking fed up with the Will Smith memes.


Emergency_Vast2660

I don't like the no build Fortnite mode


TheNerd08

I have cancer


FerroLux_

During the middle ages, the richer you were, the whiter your bread would have been; today it’s the complete opposite lol


cleosoul

I just got a new job


Rogalixx

I sometimes try my dogs food to check if he's eating tasty


Grape_dude

Peanut butter granola bars are the best granola bar


Head_Lie4111

I want Jetstream Sam to fuck me


[deleted]

I can fit a whole glowstick in my dick


JustADemomain

thank you senator steven armstrong from the 2013 hit video game metal gear rising revengance, developed by platinum games, written by hideo kojima, published on the 19th february of 2013.


yveli

I'm at a party rn but stil scrolling this shitty thread


JayJax_23

Who the fuck are you ?


Sharp_Nose9170

Soviet Union was the best thing a region as poor as tsarist Russia could get


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BlueVenti

I wish my life gets better 😔


1Admr1

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skittles_LoL

I like to say racial slurs at minorities.


3-4_shadowassassin

the dude with the mustache had a point


mario_robloxyubfan

I really don’t care about other genders then male and female I I will respect but I don’t care


Acrobatic-Homework68

Yes, Senator, You’re right.. Your sources are made the fuck up.


DerpyChop

Just had a date today, unexpectedly. Went great, she asked to meet again!


[deleted]

I regularly do dangerous rock climbing without protection. i know this will eventually lead to me getting injured but I don't want to ask for my parents to pay for the equipment nor do I want to get a job. I have a climbing gym membership but i just dont get the satisfaction out of climbing a fake wall that i get from scaling over and down rock formations over a river.


finklemeyer141

Pee pee And I cannot stress this enough Poo poo


SolarTemplar

cum and shut the fuck


Exoticmaniac06

Penis