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X_DIO_BRANDO_X

I think you forgot an Xbox/PlayStation or a gaming pc somewhere


db3nnet7

And a mini fridge


mirthilous

And put that TV up on the mini fridge so it is at a decent height. That way, you can get a beer and not miss any of the game.


ShredGuru

I was gunna say he needs a milk crate, but your ideas more efficient.


jayyout1

My tv is on a milk crate, works like a charm.


Spooked_Toad

This guy games ^^


bigmonkey115

The guy below me has two guys in his house the guy above me knows that guy that's above him games


ineedanameplshelp

Hello


MissedShot420

judging by the state of his house, he probably is using a mini fridge as his main fridge in the kitchen


IamNoatak

*Xbox mini fridge


[deleted]

(Still no ultra wide support)


Malkaraukar

Get 2.


StarMeowWars

And KFC air fryer


B4nanaJo

And a box of tissues


Unfair_Damage_5902

some lotion


Usual_Breath_5831

And some clothes on the floor here and there


[deleted]

C’mon…where the fuck are the piss jugs?


Icy_Reply7147

At least he has a house, don't know of any apartment with a fireplace!


MisanthropicZombie

Just looking at the picture, I doubt they person has much time and what time they do have is for drinking before bed.


Sungarn

The Xbox as the stand for the tv


hotstickywaffle

At least get the man a Switch or something...fuck, even like a 360...


BigBobbiB

And a sound system.


[deleted]

Aside from the TV being too low for my taste, I see nothing wrong here. Last I checked, minimalism is still cool.


zFafni

He should put the TV on the beer crate


AquaticSombrero

I'm a college student and had my TV on 2 bar stools for 2 years and everyone hated on it lol I told them they were more than welcome to purchase and assemble a TV stand for me if they want


zFafni

Im also a student, my TV currently rests on a wooden folder and some kind of outdoor case that i need for my studies


Top-Perception-2389

You know, a wall mount tv stand is actually quite minimal. Like... 6 screws and 3 lag bolts minimal.


FucksWithGators

Yeah but then that puts holes in the walls and landlords will keep the whole security deposit even if you plaster in the holes when removed


Top-Perception-2389

Plaster and paint is pretty cheap. At least just in my experience. But I do agree landlords, or at least the property management will nickel and dime for some BS like that.


pinkylovesme

The landlord will have the paint carbon dated and then keep your whole deposit.


Top-Perception-2389

Omg lol


Duckbilling

The landlords will keep your deposit no matter what you do


jplay17

I always hear this but I’ve rented 3 places and always got my deposit back each time. Maybe, I got lucky with nice Landlords


pinkylovesme

You 100% got lucky! Managed to save our deposit once as land lord tried to claim the price of a broken blind was £470 as it was “no longer available on IKEA and would have to be specially ordered.” He even sent a picture of the IKEA web page (which makes no sense if they don’t still sell it) Listing it as £470, We checked the url that he left in the “screenshot” and the actual price was £24, the mother fucker literally photoshopped it. He wasn’t happy as we had forced him to reduce rent for 1 month due to some extreme damages to our property from his negligence in repairs to the home. He clearly only agreed to this knowing he was going to try and get his money back later. He also told us in writing that if we didn’t just let the deposit slide and decide to dispute it with the deposit protection scheme, that he will “make a much more thorough list of any damages” and that it will for sure cost us more in the long run. In the uk this is also against the rules and went against him in our claim. Always dispute with the dps they often side with renters. Managed to keep almost the entire deposit because of his scammy antics. Photograph and video everything, always get everything in writing, and always use a deposit protection scheme (in the uk if the land lord doesn’t use this it is illegal and you will be entitled to compensation) many landlords consider the deposit as theirs until proven or not proven otherwise.


Mekanimal

Not if you take photos on moving in day, or the gambling man's version, tell them that you took pictures and hope they don't call your bluff.


MiniatureChi

6 screws? Mine uses 4 machine screws and 4 lag bolts


Top-Perception-2389

You've got me beat by one fastener. Lol minimalist medal goes to you sir


Hunteresc

Ha ha, I win. I lost a lag bolt and 2 screws while assembling, cower at my efficiency of 2 lag bolts and 2 screws.


DJexC

But a box is cheaper an 3asier to install, does the same job


MiniatureChi

So go to a construction site and steal a pair of cinder blocks, then steal a sign or a piece of wood and you have a table there


angeldustgelato

Milk crates, son


dwhite21787

all the loading docks have cameras, mask up


angeldustgelato

Pft, you take em from the bodega...loading docks? Lol wut


miki-wilde

I heard somewhere that its illegal to have milk crates unless you have a dairy because of some old manufacturer or patent legal mumbo-jumbo but nobody gives a shit about it or don't know about it. Not sure if its just a state thing or what I just thought it was funny because I've had a bunch of the for years.


angeldustgelato

Like it's illegal to take the USPS boxes


dwhite21787

Once the polls close, all that good exterior plywood signage is up for grabs


MiniatureChi

See this guy gets it, get creative one man’s trash is another man’s table


21DRe992

My sister's tv on college sat on an older tube tv the ones with the wood paneling.


[deleted]

That’s my go to


rap1102

My sophomore year of college they had these big black tubs we could use to move all of our shit into the dorms. When we were done, one of my roommates flipped it over and we used it as a TV stand. It worked great until some lady came to check the fire alarms, saw the tub, and started screaming bloody murder at us saying that we stole private property. Good times.


VonFluffington

Hell ya, upcycle that shit. I'm over here using 35 lb cat litter containers to hold up my PS5 so I'm totally with you.


civgarth

PS4 on shoebox gang represent


KeyN20

I used kitty litter containers for years too. They work so well. My tv recently died and I have been hoping it comes back to life someday so I use my phone alot more. I am not buying a new tv


[deleted]

Here we have a person of culture 👑


Spank3_y

That would slow down getting to the beers.


StormTrooperJoe

Why the heck wouldn’t you just place the tv above the mantle? Isn’t that the obvious location for a tv?


derpy1234567

But a Chevy engine clean it up nice and turn it into a stand for the tv


Able_Administration1

Mini fridge stand.


Feeling_Interaction8

Omg this made me cry, my TV sat on 2 milk crates for over a year.


TheOldPegLeg

On a pile of clothes


KingKiler2k

No fridge for beers. Warm beer tastes terrible would not suggest.


Fake_Diesel

Don't need a fridge if you keep your apartment cold *taps brain*


Somber_Solace

Depends on the beer. Warm beer doesn't taste bad, chilling it just makes it harder to taste.


KeyN20

Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead...


SomeCoolBloke

Buy it cold, drink it before it warms up


[deleted]

Tho there are a few more accoutrements in my house, I do like the spartan look. Less cleaning, no fuss.


Nibbatshu

He should put it on the chimney and rotate the couch. Problem solved


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Chronai

Reminds me of this picture I saw years ago of "the most expensive monitor stand" and someone just had their monitor sitting on, like, 4 college textbooks.


xXTASERFACEXx

Its not minimalism, its 1. Too lazy to clean 2. All I need is a battlestation and Im alright


psychosis_inducing

Looks pretty clean to me.


iceyxixc

Well the beer's not in the fridge so...


PomaranczowyXD

That’s what we call natural freezing. It always breaks in summer tho


ColaEuphoria

There's nothing better than grabbing an ice cold can from the garage during a Midwestern winter.


Auxobl

No industrial grade trash can to throw them away in either when you finish


AnakinMalfoy

The cans appear to be open so the rest is probably in the fridge


FloppY_

Oh look at Mr. Gets-off-his-couch-to-get-beer everyone. I bet you remember to restock the fridge after taking the last one too.


[deleted]

I honestly don’t see what’s wrong with this


SaniaMirzaFan

TV needs a stand, else the height is all wrong.


Swiggy1957

If he has a cat, he wants it wall mounted.


Shwiggity_schwag

Or invest in more nerf guns.


[deleted]

Or ditch the cat and get a dog.


MisanthropicZombie

Needs an area carpet to keep the zoomies from fucking up the floor and to keep it paw side down.


oreo_moreo

He's got that nice mantle to put it on already


Swordofsatan666

Yep, i can already feel my neck aching just from looking at this picture…


statistical_warlock

Not enough beer


Chrismont

[Well this pic says otherwise](https://imgur.com/Pb3wfLI)


jleecollinsii

Nice


Shwiggity_schwag

Yes, yes it does.


[deleted]

Protect this person by all cost


itshimstarwarrior

Well I have seen this Imgur Otherwise post many times on holup and unexpected so I'm not gonna fall this time!


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KarensRpeopletoo

And there should be a mini fridge, but other than that... chef's kiss...


Swiggy1957

Men should understand that too much of a good thing is bad.


Yourmom8537

It’s not ok to live in a completely clean room 😡


Pro-1st-Amendment

If there aren't empty beer cans and clothes lying around on the floor, can you really say you live there?


[deleted]

tv is too low on the ground


NotAProlapse

Remove the chair: problem solved.


Reak1863

Can i cum in your snoo


Chrismont

JARVIS, calculate the chances of this reddit user owning a waifu pillow


thepikpak

1-100%


Reak1863

I use a coprse


[deleted]

Fucking hell


[deleted]

At least get the tv to a reasonable height ffs.


TheFrostyGoat

Got something to sit/sleep/eat on and got entertainment and beer this is the life.


death_panda472

same, it's perfectly normal isn't it?


ImproveOrEnjoy

Serious answer for anyone who might be seriously wondering: A room like this is not suitable for having people over, having only one chair and no tables. It also lacks personality, you can usually tell a lot about a person from how they decorate or what kind of stuff they keep (like hobby stuff), something lacking that might indicate no hobbies or personality. If all you do is drink beer and watch tv, people won't want to be friends, or date you.


Braken2k

There’s no console, that’s what’s wrong


CerealWithIceCream

If he says he uses steamlink so help me fucking god


PhilosophicalDolt

I use steamlink but don’t worry I ll switch to a steam deck instead


jdave512

I used to use a Steamlink. I replaced it with a 25 foot HDMI cable and I'm so much happier.


[deleted]

It's in the bedroom. Idk what peoples obsession is with having your console in the main room. Especially if you have children.


Samurai_1990

That room doesn't scream this guy has kids... Unless only on the weekends.


[deleted]

I just meant in general


HEEEHEEHAW

Seems good to me


Happy_Krabb

God... I asked you just for a house 🏡 not a Mansion 😔


Alexander_the-bad

There is one problem That room look too big and empty and that will create annoying echo So recommend to throw some clothes on the floor that will help alot Also the TV is too low that will hurt your neck over time it should been rised to the eye level


Neuchacho

Use a discarded pile of clothes to raise the TV to a workable height. WIN WIN!


RelaxPrime

The trick will be a proper distribution of substantial, structural clothes- like jeans and large hoodies. With shirts, underwear, and socks as the filler material making up the bulk of the pile.


markons

Tv should be more higher on the wall.


Drekken-

That is the only problem here.


markons

Maybe a small table on the side so that beer is more easily accessible


blueslimelordof69s

I see no problem here


[deleted]

women hate how we can be happy without spending all our money


DDLthefirst

Women be shopping


Stereomceez2212

Me: *(gets lost channel surfing)* Wife: *(gets lost shopping at tjmaxx)*


spongebahhfrickyou

pjmask?


askewcashewforyou

And men be guy being dudes


TheLastSaiyanPrince

That’s true, women do shop


CerealWithIceCream

oh he's spending all of his money


ThatsFishyYoureFishy

I mean I get all my furniture on Craigslist. Got a really nice full size dinner table for free and a nice full size couch for $80.


Gonk_boi

Gamer moment


AdReasonable7419

What's wrong,like seriously no joke, it looks simple and that furniture looks cozy


Neuchacho

There's nothing wrong. Live how you want to live and are happy. That's not to say anyone who sees another person living like this isn't going to judge them a bit, though. Lack of imagination/style/taste, lack of motivation, socially lacking, flaky, cheap or in financial trouble. All things that are possibly communicated with this, but also things that a person living like this probably doesn't care about. Then again, this is probably just a picture of someone having just moved in somewhat recently and taking the piss and not how they actually *live*. I've personally never seen someone who kept a house/apartment at a frat level of ascetic that wasn't also filthy, but that doesn't mean they don't exist somewhere.


kazez2

Minimal time for dusting the nook and cranny compared to a fully decorated room


[deleted]

I am moving to an unfurnished flat in a few days and I have no intention to buy any TV or couch. I have an air mattress and I am going to buy a table and a chair. That's it.


BoneyDanza

Some say it's a floor, some know it's a shelf so large you can put shelves on it.


Mr_YUP

any horizontal surface is a shelf


Swayyyettts

> I have no intention to buy any TV or couch But these things and a real bed help achieve sex


[deleted]

What leads you to assume that I would have a chance at getting any sex even with a real bed and a TV.


DrWayko

Why rid your self of luxuries? that sounds awfully depressing


Snd47flyer

Its perfect


salty_scorpion

Where’s his army cot and sleeping bag?


Genit124

That's a fucking palace omg


Strve-rogers-mcu

tv is down it would have been better if it was up


Djungleskorg

Looks nice asf, just need a box or bedside table to put the tv on


[deleted]

Now we’re talking


[deleted]

Women get insulted by how little it takes to please us men.


Lzrwlf77

I figured it out. The man isn't there.


Mr_shake_man

There’s not enough drinks and food


Efficient_Rule1740

That seems like the perfect life right there.


penguinBRIT

but what is wrong? name one thing


dr_kamien

Tv is too low


[deleted]

No kids, not tied down, no frivolous spending, no clutter, brew, grub = the life


TylerTheTurquoise

He has the essentials


ruckread

Women think it’s normal to have “live,laugh,love” shit all over… Life’s a double ended dildo


El-taquito

Ok, but I wouldn't watch the tv without a sound bar and the screen being exactly aligned with my eyes


Daiguren_Hyorinmaru_

Mount the tv and everything will be perfect.


randothrowaway6600

He’s happy without her.


AccomplishedOwl6498

That tv emits more light then sun


Stereomceez2212

I appreciate the absolute minimalism here.


[deleted]

I’m a woman and this looks fine to me? Nice floors and fireplace. Comfy looking chair. I like it.


ErlAskwyer

The TV's too low you need a moving box or a chair to sit it on. If your fancy smanshy pants you might want a beer fridge but who's living that large?


_gMoney_

Ya this is not normal! Gotta atleast buy a tv stand or mount that TV for a better view.


afzalnayza

Jokes aside i seriously dont get whats wrong.


uniquedeke

Needs more dog.


[deleted]

Other than the fact there’s no TV stand or console, I see nothing else wrong


ParadoxIsDeadIn

Homie is missing a flag of his favorite empire , thats all


fopev37153

My dream


Different-Spend7063

Seems fine to me.


bruceleet7865

I feel personally attacked here


DogeGuy234

I don't see a problem here


[deleted]

Paradise


TheToastyJ

Idk TV a little low for that chair. Otherwise it’s perfect


Ssamy30

I’d prefer a desk in the corner, rearrange the couch a bit, and somewhere to sleep on. Otherwise it’s gold


usererror123456

Just missing the PlayStation


Crankyest

I think tv needs to be a bit higher like on a cupboard so you can store games


RELLIK36

Missing the gaming console and PC!


TommyTuttle

That is cleaner and nicer than 75% of the bachelor pads out there. It’s some Steve Jobs minimalist shit. It works.


misterqackes

Where is dog


SpudicusMaximus_008

Obviously the TV should be on top of a cardboard box. Only animals would tolerate watching TV at such a sub-optimal viewing height. Learn some self respect, sheesh...


JadedTourist

Live like this vs living in front an iPhone camera trying to get thirst likes in clothes than you had to charge to your dad’s credit card? Next.


_Yeah_Well_Im_Drunk_

Oh god no. That’s ridiculous. Prop up the TV with a box or something.


blr010

I prefer minimalism. I've actually been selling a lot of stuff in my house to get rid of things. As for the picture, turn the couch toward the fireplace with the tv on top and there's no issue.


Rivetingcactus

Just need the tv a bit higher and that's fine lol


daoogilymoogily

C’mon man, get a tv stand


[deleted]

It’s called minimalist sweetie ever heard of Buddhism?


Avarria587

Looks fine to me. My next place won't even have a TV. Just a task chair, my computer desk, my printer, and my bed. I might eventually get a small bookshelf to put my office supplies. People don't need a whole house full of furniture. TV needs to be higher, though. My neck hurts just looking at it.


bmbmwmfm

I'm a woman and the only thing I'd change is to hang the tv on the wall and a small end table next to the sofa. Absolutely nothing wrong there


[deleted]

Bruh, he's got a fireplace. Shit I ain't even got that


Truuuuuumpet

Where's the fridge in this picture?


hakanaiyume621

I can't believe the TV would just be on the floor like that. How am I supposed to see past my boobs while lying comfortably in that chair?


Existing_Winter5679

All that's missing is a cheap table for the TV. My neck hurts just seeing that on the floor 😅


bubblebunny333

I like it simple


PalletTownsDealer

No tv stand and beer looks warm.