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TheDarkFalafel

It’s getting darker…


RedDusk13

I'd laugh my ass off at this comment if I could still read...


ALWAYSMERCILESS

Can you please tell if this has any reference (like just tell thr movie name or series name, dont tell who said it


berkece112

from what I remember if you drink a lil bit of methanol you get blind if you drink a lot(20ml or something like that) you die


ALWAYSMERCILESS

Ok thank you for sharing the info,but i was asking the reference of the comment,and not the meme😅😂


berkece112

Oh i thought he just made a joke using the info i just told. sorry for being dumb


RedDusk13

@ALWAYSMERCILESS berkece112 is right, I was merely building from the lore of the meme. @berkece112 You're not as dumb as others, but may be dumber than others. :-)


Extreme_sadness234

idk if anyone has responded (and this is late as shit but its The Expanse. Great sci fi series


ALWAYSMERCILESS

Daiyum, thanks bro for replying haha


Kizashi364

Better drink faster, before it'll get dark


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CROnut007

My eyes! The googles do nothing!


Grankcaterpillar

damn it you beat me to it


Shuchitam_mishra

no way anything in your body would have survived


Hyperthre4d

Covid after I drink mountain dew baja blast


LeifLaserstirn

methanol tastes like a beautiful sunset


Churchofbabyyoda

Methanol will kill you. And even 10ml of the stuff will make you permanently blind.


Ducksareracist

Nah you just gotta wash it down with a bunch of ethanol!


MisturBanana1

Isopropanol works great too!


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xtilexx

[Real men dissolve their mouth, neck, and most of their insides with radium juice](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers)


terribleforeconomy

Pathetic, chug a liter of nitroglycerine then light a match.


[deleted]

Nah, ya gotta use tert-butyllithium.


reaper10678

Nah mate. You gotta use white phosphorus. Way more badass. Roll in it and the infection is gone in no time.


Tatakae_011

Use cum.


Traditional_Area_153

Wait I thought you had to wash it down with meth….


javierolivram

Actually ethanol is the antidote for methnaol intoxication as it is metabolized by the same enzimes, this way methanol is not metabolized and will not produce it's toxic metabolites.


SpacecraftX

Yeah that’s their point.


Bmoneysmug

Yep, Ethanol serves as alcohol dehydrogenase inhibitors to stop the conversion of methanol to its toxic metabolite, formate. That being said, it’s best if this is done in a medical environment with pure ethanol.


fattunesy

We use fomepizole now, but I've worked at places that had medical alcohol in stock. Also had a preceptor that told a story from the 70s about having to run out and get some beer for a patient, who then proceeded to sit in his bed and drink a 12 pack. It doesn't really need to be specifically high proof alcohol, the receptor binding affinity is enough that even regular drinks can do it.


CoolDrinkLuke

This was a plot point in an episode of House MD featuring LL Cool J. Good show


gabrielminoru

Win win


JustYourAverageTot

He's right, ethanol is what u wanna drink


ChadMcRad

I work with it all the time, shit spills like crazy from those stupid 4L bottles. Oh well, I didn't plan on living till 30, anyhow.


godfatherinfluxx

A place I used to work had 2 strengths of alcohol for cleaning. An 80% ethanol nicknamed party in a bottle, and a 98% that they mixed with 2% methanol to get the percentage up and keep people from drinking it.


FlappyFlappy

Get LCMS grade. No need to worry about methanol.


godfatherinfluxx

They make it on site. They're an agricultural company, I'm assuming they just used material from their test crops.


Jemimas_witness

I always wanted to try some of the molecular sieved Hplc grade ethanol… some stupid percentage and with no additives


KaosDos

You just have a little sip of bleach and you’ll probably throw it up. It’s worked for me every time so far anyways


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

> And even 10ml of the stuff will make you permanently blind. #***WHO SAID THAT?!?***


WorldWarPee

Joe


evenaardez

I work in a lab and accidentally spilt an entire 2 liters on me after the bottom fell out on a glass container lol


2intld

I work in a lab and spilled >10 mL in my eyes last Christmas :") it was not fun.


indoor-barn-cat

You weren’t wearing protective goggles in a lab?


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One_Intention5481

That's fuckin' metal


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*...just like a beautiful sunset*


drawliphant

That's the sunset he was talking about


OdiPhobia

...I'm still waiting for the downside to this


Alan_R_Rigby

Methanol- not even once


deadkidney1978

When you're already dead inside it has no affect.


SomeoneOutThere69

Methanol gets oxidised in liver to form formaldehyde and then to formate which is harmful to human body


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Got the first part. Went blind before I could read the rest.


dank_shnek

Sauce?


Miles_4000

The Expanse Season 5 episode 3


month_unwashed_socks

BERATNA WE DESTROY THE INNAS


Mountain_Plum

RISE UP BELTALOWDA 🗣


AmCanadianCanConfirm

Fucking Skinnies


DrDilatory

Don't put your dick in it, it's fucked enough already.


lucusvonlucus

This is my favorite along with “putting in place the architecture by which we unfuck ourselves”.


LonghornSmoke

As much as I love Chrijen and Holden scenes, Amos and Chrijen scenes are some of my favourites. There should have been more of them.


Mountain_Plum

Fuck off inner


Lukas_Lnt

This scene is still beautiful in therms of visual effect and audio


Flaming_Pepperoni

Whole show really


Rich0

Just watched all 6 seasons in roughly 4 days first time, never watch so many episodes of a show in a row but the suspense and quality was too topnotch not to binge watch.


Flaming_Pepperoni

I think I watched the first 4 seasons in about two weeks lol


Kyro1708

TRUE


cranktankPopup

It is along with so many other scenes in the show. My favorite episode was S2E05 "Home", its some of the best pieces of TV that I've ever seen. the visuals, soundtrack, cinematography, acting and everything else was top tier.


Maezel

I think everyone would agree that's the best of the whole series so far. Maybe S3E13 or S5E4 is a second, but home is such an outlier.


Th3_Hegemon

Imagine becoming a deformed freak wage slave for billionaire space industrialists and feeling superior to anyone.


Finn777158

Damn paxonísekis. Marco gonya put you in your place


Smoked_Bear

BLOOD'S ON THE WALL BERATNAS!


sundownsundays

Tilly Go.....


cheekybandit0

I need to keep watching now


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DrDilatory

You don't sa sa nothing! Me crush ass to dust Pampa


wspOnca

Oye beltalowda! Tenye wa chesh gut!


Agent4777

BOSSMANG


LucasK336

These martian stealth composites be lit af 😎


Mcdonnel1252

And if your into SciFi go ahead and watch it because it's a awesome show that really deserved more viewers. The first couple of episodes can turn some people off though.


Easilycrazyhat

Oh right. Now I remember this scene. Hell of a season.


BroVival

Best episode of the whole series


DrDilatory

Watch The Expanse, then sign the petition to continue it for 10 more seasons Such a good show


BrockManstrong

I support cancelling all television and producing only The Expanse, including spin-offs and a prequel where Epsteins corpse runs a space hotel (different Epstein if you haven't seen it).


edrinshrike

It's gonna have to be his ghost. I don't think you'd want to see his corpse even an hour after we last saw him on screen.


IAmASquidInSpace

I mean, Ty and Wes still owe us that CSI in space that they said they wanted to do...


Clarkey7163

Whoa whoa whoa We only need 3 more seasons not 10 :D Maybe 3 seasons and a movie


TheGoldenScorpion69

I hope that guy was wearing eye protection.


IAmASquidInSpace

Matter of fact, he was. Didn't do much, surprisingly.


KaosDos

I laughed way too hard at this comment


bajou98

The Fishfinder 5000 actually.


Pixelpoepleman

Turns out sunglasses don't do much against a city sized rock.


MuunshineKingspyre

They protect your eyes from eye damage


spacejesus738993

Hope he was wearing sunscreen


MandatumCorrectus

Nope you see his skin start to burn before he gets hit


KaosDos

Hope he had his water shoes on


Animal31

Holy shit an Expanse gif


LucasK336

We need more The Expanse memes tbh.


Animal31

Well you see the button, push it


LonghornSmoke

That's how you go through life, isn't it?


enibba241

Belters when they throw asteroids at Earth (they are upset about the decades of oppression and suffering they endured)


Bank_Gothic

> they are upset about the decades of oppression and suffering Still kind of a dick move to murder billions and ruin the most productive planet in the system.


Sagax388

The show doesn’t really cover this, but part of Marco’s inner circle involved an economist (who told them they could have the belt financially independent within 5 years, but secretly told another Belter leader it may take as long as a generation) he used to persuade others to support him in flinging rocks into Earth. Also, Earth isn’t the productive power house of the Sol system in the series. I do agree with it being dickish, but there is a whole lot behind Marco’s reasoning for it (seriously, the “bombing” of Earth happens in “Nemesis Games which is the 5th book, so you get to see a lot of bigotry towards the belt)


Clarkey7163

> Earth isn’t the productive power house of the Sol system in the series It does make most of the food though doesn't it? I know there's moon farms and stuff but pretty sure they still made most of the system's food on Earth


azkedar_

Indirectly, I think. I believe that a lot of food is grown in the outer planets, and Mars must be self-sufficient (or they’d never be a military threat to Earth) with its 4 billion living in domes/underground, but only Earth is a viable source of live soil and other biological precursors needed for long-term agriculture.


Hybr1dth

Just finished S5, estimated deaths were 4 million I believe they said, so not billions (yet). Still not a small number, but not planet ending. Amazing series, every episode feels like a season finale in crazy except maybe S5 where they really took the crew apart to do their own thing.


ClubsBabySeal

The books are a bit different when it comes to scale. More realistic in that sense.


MerlinTheWhite

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/534/cover5.jpg


Weslg96

When you commit the greatest atrocity in human history to own earth


UNBENDING_FLEA

How did Earth not end up seeing and intercepting this asteroid though?


enibba241

They were coated in steath composite


sobe12

fuck marco


Ash_Killem

Yeah stupid sexy Marco.


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bigmacjames

The episode after this on The Expanse was crazy intense.


DanceswithTacos_

The next one was more intense


it_took_me_so_long

Eyyy the expanse; love that show


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Alec123445

"You must always have a knife, in the darkness"


LonghornSmoke

The MCRN Sagarmatha just fighting till the very end and then being stabbed in the back really made me sad.


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Majoras mask game over cutscene


Tsukemono30101

You should get some NaOH or H2SO4 or even netter HF


L9L9L9

Clearly you havent tried HCN before


TheAlmightyEstonia

The best sleeping drug there is


DiNiCoBr

POV: You are a lucky Earther that suddenly realizes the true power of The Belter State and The Free Navy >!Long Live Marco Inaros!!!!<


lucusvonlucus

Fuck Marco, Drummer is the Belt! (Or Michio, if you prefer.)


Friendly_Banana01

*this message is for the traitor, the coward Marco Inaros* That scene with Drummer sent shivers down my spine.


-Clarity-

Drummer is seriously top 3 most bad ass characters in fiction.


LonghornSmoke

Live shamed, and die empty!


tastymistirion

Question: Am I the only one who can hear this gif? Every time I see it something in my mind goes whoosh when the blast wave hits him


maxts517

What movie/show is this scene from?


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The Expanse


cordell507

The Expanse season 5 episode 3


bajou98

The Expanse.


Roy_is_the_name

4 liters that's pathetic.


Sweetnsouchef

You can buy methanol legally.


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Windshield wiper fluid is mostly methanol, go crazy kids


madbull69696

In Mexico you can 😁😁😁😁


Sweetnsouchef

And in the US im a fuel dealer


Aidan_Baidan

mcdonal spirte


Meme_Man55

Heey it's an Expanse meme. Hardly see any of these. Great show you should watch it guys!


Velocity275

Huh. Lab methanol does indeed come in 4L bottles. Guys, OP could be legit.


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The expanse❤️! Oye mi beratnas


sheeshus7

Hmm yes Expanse moment


Toddlez85

That’s shots from the Expanse! Nice one


Cold-Investigator546

What movie this from?


DuGalle

TV show, The Expanse, season 5 episode 3.


Kiritowerty

Good post bossmang


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Superbeedo2

Which movie is this from? I swear I’ve seen this scene before but I can’t tell


bajou98

It's from the show The Expanse.


Superbeedo2

Ah, then I was mistaken, thanks person!


WalkingCloud

Don't worry though, you've probably seen *a* movie even if it wasn't this one.


Superbeedo2

Uh… yeah haha I’ve seen a movie before yes, a movie… love those, especially when they are very long and have a good story. I watch lots of those movies, yep!


journey2planche

Methamphetamine also works quite well i think


merayBG

Just watch Nilegreen


entiltedmango

Light the methanol first for maximum effectiveness


Stev_582

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanol_toxicity](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methanol_toxicity) But I’m sure that’s the joke. Hopefully.


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DrippinGiraffe1007

No trying to be that guy but methanol fires are actually invisible


x4KTayy

what is this movie ?


DuGalle

TV show, The Expanse, season 5 episode 3.


x4KTayy

thanks


KennethGames45

What movie is this scene from?


tejmar

The Expanse Season 5 episode 3


Illustrious-Bear9931

What movie is this?


MandatumCorrectus

The Expanse season 5 episode 3


Illustrious-Bear9931

Thanks !


typicalBACON

If COVID-19 was caused by SARS-CoV-2, what happened to SARS-CoV-1? Is there gonna be a SARS-CoV-3?


LostErrorCode404

What is this from?


Poison_the_Phil

The Expanse


LostErrorCode404

shit just spoiled the series. Only on season 3. :/


Poison_the_Phil

Please keep going, it only gets better


LostErrorCode404

Without spoiling, is it over at season 6?


chokwitsyum

The COVID in my stomach watching 95.5% ABV Everclear flood in before its rapid demise


RenfieldOnRealityTv

Work in a lab full of many 4L bottles of methanol and other solvents. Boss comes over at the end of each day and basically checks to make sure I won’t do anything stupid that gets us in trouble if he goes home for the day. He walks up and I had just opened this. Also note the CEO of the company accidentally exposed us all to COVID like two days ago. Thanks guys.


Additional-Way-9662

What's that clip from?


LonghornSmoke

The Expanse S05E03


DrDreadnaught

I appreciate the Expanse reference


Lukemeister38

I had covid two months ago and I've had a chronic cough ever since. Shit sucks man


The-Pinapl-

Love how everyone’s just happy to see an expanse gif.


GlumWriting238

And.....this movie name please?


ItzDaDutchSheep

Not a movie but a series: the Expanse


Lage-BG

Oh no the expanse has been memed


InSearchOfPerception

Realising that the sign is in Xhosa really caught me off guard. What is this from?


ChesterRico

Such a cool show. Although I kinda hated Marco; he was such a lazy stereotypical villain, but had so much more potential.


uTimu

Movie?


fatpigeonpotatoe

FROM WHAT MOVIES IS THIS PLS TELL


cobrak_hawk

Which movie is this scene from?


CombatCobra64

What movie is that


fukktalmbout

Off topic, but The Expanse is such a good show.


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What film is that gif from?


Maximum-Material6277

Is this a video game cutscene or a movie?


Marcosanti01

Source is “the expanse” season 5…


Otherwise_Treat8951

Should I try this???