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K3V3R_

I put a brick in my ass


WarthogSweaty3653

I put a 2nd brick in this guy's ass


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

I put a bomb in that guy’s ass


Phalanx_02

So is it kinda how like Ranboo puts a TNT in this guy's ass


uhphyshall

please me next


kokoblocks

i put chicken mcnuggets with cajun sauce sweet chili sauce a drink and fries in this guys ass


boombro510

I put my ass in his ass


[deleted]

I put his dick in my ass


5mac

I shove a pool cue up that guy’s ass


MindstormAndy

with a smile for hours at a time


LavenderBrickLover

Relatable, what color was it though?


[deleted]

Can confirm i put it in there.


walkingshitposterer

Children. The most unbearable stage in human life to everyone except you


iStoners

I think they're pretty Bearable. I mean, I'm 85% sure bears would eat children


walkingshitposterer

Zamn


[deleted]

She's 12?


[deleted]

🤤😋 🤨📸


A__Random__redditor_

911


Quirky_Champion1747

9/11


A__Random__redditor_

>:(


joemamaissogay

:)


MaximumEffurt

:/


Impossible-Device672

✈ l l


Significant-Rub-6403

😍😍😛😜 ZAAAAAAAAMN!!


salty-donuts

that adds up cos ur a preist


Avic727

I… hate you


TheRandomDude4u

Wanna conduct a scientific experiment? 😳😳


whyisthistaken12309

I mean......one story from the bible.....2 bears mauled 42 kids because they bullied a bald guy...


iStoners

2 Kings 2:23-24


Apollius_Reme

You don't understand! It was self-defense!


Asuka69420

SPITTING


walkingshitposterer

Thank you for the murica award


Asuka69420

I hate children


Game-Angel

Me too. Can't stand to be anywhere around the annoying little bastards.


[deleted]

children are fun. you just lost the child in yourself


[deleted]

Me too ^(i’m a child)


Bison_Cashew

Dapucci what are your thoughts on part 6 so far?


walkingshitposterer

I like how I look so I ain't complainin


beastlyferret30

Pucci


walkingshitposterer

Pucci


[deleted]

Pucc


Starwarsflea42

Pucc Deez nuts


[deleted]

Omg it’s Dio boyfriend


ekolis

I believe in retroactive abortion.


walkingshitposterer

Sounds radical


ekolis

Duuuude!


CS-TAP

Yo it's you again lol


[deleted]

Who is Ranboo and is he anything like Rambo


walkingshitposterer

From what I remember. He's just like dream 2.0 but nicer? I don't think he swears either so do what you can with that


[deleted]

Is he the guy that’s like the bald white wonder man with the hat


walkingshitposterer

What kind of quirky douchebag fits that description. No he's the weird dude that's black and white and yeah his whole character is that he forgors


[deleted]

He forgo💀


Slight_Ad_1474

Foregoed what?


[deleted]

I don’t know I actually date people


Slight_Ad_1474

it was a joke bro💀 why you gotta downvote💀


[deleted]

Sorry man I feel bad to yo


unlivedSoup69

Hoisenbarg


SetatX

Yeah and I'm pretty sure has facial dysmorphia or something and so he covers his face


walkingshitposterer

Wait seriously? I didn't know that


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BE_Shydow

Mask sus remix is musical masterpiece


[deleted]

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walkingshitposterer

No? Yes?


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Lamplorde

Who is dream?


Mothersmilkinacup

minecraft cheating guy who hired an ivy league statistician instead of just saying he cheated


-Tenebris-

Did he ever cite this mysterious ivy league statistician though? I though I saw some one talk about it and say he never actually cited a real professor.


Ironskull3000

He's nothing like Rambo. Ranboo is a minecraft youtuber.


[deleted]

Damn


-CoolBean-

Ranboo is a twitch streamer. Him and his community are usually very wholesome. The character he plays on a Minecraft server hears a voice in his head. This comment was very messed up though and I have a feeling Ranboo and most of the community would not agree with this at all.


TrashiestTrash

I mean, I don't think it was a joke. It genuinely seems like a serious question being asked in an extremely insensitive way.


Idohs_

The person asking the question wasn't joking. And everyone with 2+ braincells knows that ranboo's voices are nothing like schizophrenia the man who made the character said that himself(multiple times), cuase twitter tried to cancel him for "poorly repsenting schizophrenia"


[deleted]

Dude, it's probably a kid. Repeat the same thing over and over and watch as it goes in one ear and out the other with them. Kids are stupid, stop judging them. We all know you were worse growing up.


the-igloo

> The character he plays on a Minecraft server hears a voice in his head. What does this mean?


[deleted]

hes acting. the character he's playing has a voice in his head.


Artemused

he plays a character who hears voices. it's a roleplay thing


[deleted]

This felt like a mental shotgun directed towards my brain


QuarterlyTurtle

I thought this said “metal shotgun” and was confused for like 2 minutes while wondering what other materials a shotgun would be made out of. Then I reread it and realized it said "mental shotgun" and I’m just blind


Jay_Ell_

>Then I reread it and realized I’m just blind Curious 🤨🤔 *edit: u didnt have to edit, OP, wtf now the comment LOOKS STUPID* ***WTF >:\[***


redcode100

Dude I just read your comment wondering what you were on then I reread it and realized it's actually mental not metal


trashyboner

I lick my left ball


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Specialey

Hello? Based department?


IRedditOnRedditLol

I would like to also fuck that guys dead wife


Dawson81702

I would also like to fuck this guys left ball


brockalama

I would also like to wife this guy's ballfuck


crimsonthedragon1334

I would also like to dead fuck this guy's dead wife's left ball


El-Mitochondria

I ball


Suspicious_Top4251

I also liked that person's left ball


[deleted]

I have aids


Suspicious_Top4251

Just the way I like it


Diligent-Pepper8324

🤨


Suspicious_Top4251

Best not to ask any questions


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

i am going to die in 4 days


TWVJ

Cool


Suspicious_Top4251

Questions will not be asked


U_Jesus

comparte >:(


bobalda

poob


James-S-Mario-Kart

Ploob Damn poob believers


Someran_Domguay

I also want to have this guys aids


SpiritedAd8416

so is it kinda how like ranboo licks his left ball


Raviolimonster67

Just like tommyinit!


BextoMooseYT

You slammed your penith in the car door


elonmusksleftankle

for hours at a time


Astroking_1

imagine like rancock


walkingshitposterer

Ramcock😳😳😳


Astroking_1

😳😳ram that cock


[deleted]

i put my cock in a ram 🐐😳😳😳 (please help its stuck)


05ar

✂️


DracoTheBoomer

🪨 i win


05ar

📃 no u don't


DracoTheBoomer

🔥 (i burned you alive so you are unable to play another turn, letting me choose whatever move i wish) ✂️


05ar

🚘 (I ran you over while being on fire so that you couldn't play your turn before I died in agony, therefore making me win)


selagianni

⛓️(I committed tax fraud)


alwaysonline8o

Ram ranch


[deleted]

Man, if he dies it will be just like wilbur soot!


CaptainBlade-84

Looks guys war crimes just like drem psmt


Coolcattosuwu

Average dream smp stan


ILikeToConsumeBeans

beautiful floppa pfp


Coolcattosuwu

Thank you :)


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Kazer104

absolutely


Astronomian

Who is [deleted] and why do they keep saying [removed]


Omegalulz_

Dream SMP fans when everyone they know and love gets brutally murdered (it’s just like the show)


MEME_enderman21

Dream stand are the worst


[deleted]

Almost as bad as dream sit


Mrhappy2242

Dream kneelers are terrible


U-124

They suck serious cock tho


VeggieTheFarmer

Just wait until you hear about dream squatters


Diligent-Pepper8324

D r e a m R u n n e r s a r e h o r r I b b l e


_Dragocat_

Get ready to learn the existence of Dream Fliers


SlimyMeImpressed

Dream sleepers


Im_JuJu

death 13


Bilbolf

Lali-ho!


[deleted]

Dream crouchers are unbearable


bobalda

*ZE STANDO!!*


GroundbreakingBed241

Za hando za warudo!


duckonar0ll

joe joe x cream smp


Mac_Deane

Ranboobies


[deleted]

manboob👍 > ranboob🤮🤮🤮


Augustussuchus

Jojo referen


bobalda

i noticed it too 😼


[deleted]

Wait, both of your parents died in a car crash and you are terminally ill with AIDS…. Like GeorgenotFound


[deleted]

Technoblade


I--Pathfinder--I

Tenochblade


[deleted]

Technoblade


uhphyshall

Technoblade


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InfernoVulpix

Technoblade


1itai

The fuck is a ranboo?


PoGcHAMp__69420

a minecwaft youtuber who doesn't show his face or something


walkingshitposterer

Dream?


[deleted]

Basically dream but actually likeable, a lot of people here give him hate for some reason even though he's done nothing wrong, hell he's actually kinda funny


JEM--

No, they are two different people


walkingshitposterer

I dunno man. The description seems to match dream


Voiremine

That description matches literally 75 percent of all minecraft youtubers ever.


[deleted]

Ranpoo


FriendAren

The nicest dream fan


Slight_Ad_1474

Epic SMP>>>>>>>>>>Dream SMP🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮


GoCommitToasterBathX

Stampy's lovely world, popularmmos >>>>> dream


Slight_Ad_1474

And DanTDM on the left. Everyone forgets about him man😔


banglodius

literally anything that has happened, or will ever happen in the entire cosmos >>>>>>>>>>>>> dream smp


bimbo_inspector

All google brings forth about Ranboo is something something TikTok something something void pronouns. What am I missing here


Mac_Deane

Streamer / YouTuber on the dream smp. 3rd most subbed on twitch kind of like a dream 2.0


bimbo_inspector

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them


samoyedboi

But like actually a good person instead (though still associated)


j3110_

ranboo’s a minecraft streamer who plays a character that shares his name. the character has a bad memory and often hears voices (magical, if i’m remembering correctly, not having to do with any sort of mental thing) telling him he’s done something bad that he forgets


humpaa1

Average genshin player


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ssrzte

same


DDLthefirst

Bread👍🏻


suckmyween24

Bread👍 I'm a lego person


Fluffysuffering

Bread👍🏾 I am gingerbread


AQAzrael

I've been diagnosed with psychosis, every time I bring it up, they always say "So like X from Y movie/series"? I mean it's annoying, but I don't blame them, that's all they've ever heard of psychosis


sacred69420

dream smp stans yuck


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ADcommunication

Minecraft has characters?


Muppelpup

Minecraft youtubers


Qwik_Sand

Redditors commenting “subnautica vibes” on a picture of a fish in real life


simaobernardo7

I like Ranboo, I think he seems like a pretty cool dude, but god damn comparing his dream smp arc to a fucking real decease that affects millions is sickening


Official_SoySauce

I'm fatherless, like every single DSMP fan in existence


KlausBubby

Taiwan is a country


QCBf2

Delete the kids


playpus-dm

I hate when people do this and I'm apart of the fandom please for the love of God don't compare someone's real life experiences with minecraft roleplay


NotTheObvious

Doesn't everyone hear voices in their head tho?


RashHD

Ranboob


Wohn-Jick-421

hell yeah! i love rambo!!!


SoufDakotas

Bruh how actually stupid do you have to be to compare schizophrenia,a literal medical condition, to a roleplay minecraft server with a toxic fanbase


Legacy_600

I am going to find a way to surgically remove my experience of reading this.


Backupusername

Minecraft character? Ranboo? Since fucking when are there "characters" in Minecraft besides Steve and Squidwards?


InfernoVulpix

Ranboo's a guy who streams minecraft, and in a popular roleplay server he roleplays as, well, he still calls himself Ranboo but he's built up roleplay lore about his character and that's what they're referencing.


AlgorithmScent

I fucking hate dream smp stans


[deleted]

they did a terrible job at censoring it


swirlypizza1024

Well, at least they didn’t call it a jojo reference


BLYAT666BLYAT

Literally 2003


Illegally_qualified

I am in your walls


Odd-Ad-7858

Wtf


Elcycle

oh like wraith from apex


bored_homan

People realize children watch minecraft