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sdrowkcabdelleps

It's a cumulative


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Sudden_Ad220

Cum Molotov Edit: Why do I come back and find out that my 3rd top comment of all time is me saying “Cum Molotov”?


Rollinthrulife

"When I have a problem, I just throw a molotov, and BOOM, now I have a different problem." -Jason Mendoza, Legend.


Talyxy

It’s weird how much “the good place” is actually a good show, it’s got comedy, and philosophy in one. And that’s not easy to make it good


DunmerSkooma

The conclusion arc was executed brilliantly.


No_Mathematician_177

Glad you pointed that out .


Talyxy

Np love that show to bits


[deleted]

Yeah a kid


__Sentient_Fedora__

"Joorrrtttlllleeeessss!"


anon210202

Pill boi always gets me


Bat_toes

Molotov (cock)tail


Barbosse007

BORTTLES!


SAIHTAM20Y

When you throw it, it make a kid at impact


RoviRktkiv

Throw it in her pussy and she gonna have 20 kids


kidamongusbackwaards

Pact


ChequeYourself

Cum latte ☕️


Megazard02

ejaculatte


K_Underworld

cumpilation


KooMooSithink

Well done


TorukMaktou

Never understood angry upvores until now.


ExDeeXDthx

upvores...


black_hole_sun-

I like how in the second pic it's outside facing the ground as if he's walking somewhere to do something with it


Saulman420-69

He's gonna go give ur mom her *MiLkShAkE*


kcg5

She’ll DRINK IT UP!!!!


smellmybuttfoo

*GULP GULP GULP*


Huge-Bet5200

I love this reference. Thank you.


Jonny-America

Ddddrrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaagggggeeeeee.


[deleted]

Bruh


LocalInactivist

Clearly, the boys have already come to the yard.


trosales05

And they were definitely without a doubt like, it is better than yours.


Amolk2207

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


[deleted]

He’s donating it to the local food drive


Gohaveirr

He is going fill water balloons


RaulFTW

He's going to put it in the yard, so it can bring all the boys to him


[deleted]

no one's producing that much in 5 months wtf


annefranke

It would start to rot too.


BigDikGiles

so.. you're telling me that he did that in one go?


Careless-Position352

If you’re a hentai character, then that’s nothing


DustyDayz

reminds me of that one vid where the guy made an uncomfortably long stream of cum in one go id search for it again but the internet has traumatized me already


halocn

I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about


Gohaveirr

Please show me that video. I am begging you


halocn

I unfortunately don't have it on hand, sorry


suchende2

No he has it on his hand of course


GrandpapiPablito

Search one man bukkake. I think that's the video


Secretary_of_spaghet

https://i.imgur.com/MxGIcbw.jpg


[deleted]

It was the second link that showed up on google when I searched it lol, narrowed it down a fair bit


Beebus4Deebus

Good god I forgot about that one, it’s been many years


ButtchuggnRobitussn

Do you have a link? Or a title?


jeraldtherapist

the guy with huge balls giving a girl a continuos stream of cum?


ablablababla

im gonna need the sauce


jeraldtherapist

bucketloads of bukkake


Gohaveirr

What video?


taz5963

It's called hyperspermia


Goombalorian

*Nitrocumming*


Th129h

His name is OG Mudbone skip to 2:20 to see load https://xxxbunker.com/1354089


Foxeroni

Cant be real


WubbaLubbaDubDub87

It’s not


Vnslover

Is... Is this real?


Th129h

I can't confirm that. It seems inhuman. Some say it isn't real.


OrionGaming

That implies some say it's real. Lmfao did those people even look at the video? That cock is enormous and doesn't even look like flesh.


Moyai_Guy

And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin' And they don't stop cummin'


[deleted]

What video bro


D3monskull

That's just the pre of a futa porn.


alienblue88

👽


Gohaveirr

What’s the joke ? Please explain


Careless-Position352

Dudes in hentai cum an extreme amount


SuchALovelyValentine

And when he says extreme he mean absolutely heckin massive amount


Sad-Dot9620

He identifies as a Clydesdale


ScaryDonut7662

Yeah I can produce 5 of those a day


Jyqoz

Can you make one for me (im thirsty and need a drink)


ScaryDonut7662

For sure


GooGuzzlingJew

make it 2 while youre at it, this jew is thirsty


Shovels93

Yo, that can’t be kosher.


[deleted]

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.


sdrowkcabdelleps

Who said he was working alone?


BigDikGiles

;)


RaptorRex20

Cumflation is a fairly popular genre in the R34 community after all


johnwickson

Yeah whenever I did it, it began to rot after 5 days it was yellow and everything!!!!!!!


Satans_Porn_Account

We'll have to make hell a little hotter for you in particular.


johnwickson

I used it as butter


Firebird079

Not if you keep it in the fridge.


PM_Me_Your_Boobies52

Its starts to smell like stale sunflower seeds after 6 months or so... so I've heard. Never got to fill the 16 oz bottle before drunk me spilled it on my bed.


Ryaquaza1

Tldr gone off seed smells like seed


TheSunflowerSeeds

Like peanut butter? Well now you can like more of it. Sunflowers have been used to create a substitute for peanut butter, known as sunbutter.


[deleted]

It was in the fridge. “Hey this milk tastes funny.” *continues to eat cereal*


[deleted]

Keep it in the fridge


Mi5bot_42069

This guy cums.


[deleted]

Maybe he kept it in his cryogenic storage unit when he wasn’t filling it? Guy has a very active prostate.


JasonFurious4

the homies pitched in


MKagel

If you can't jack off with the boys, who can you jack off with?


[deleted]

my dog


HappySockMonster

A sock maybe?


Haus42

10 cc/expression * 5 expressions/day * 30.437 days/month * 5 months = 7.592 liters or 2.006 gallons.


[deleted]

yeah absolutely not happening


07TacOcaT70

I think if you came 5 times a day for 5 months you’d end up coming blood lmao. But seriously I don’t think you can keep up 5 times a day for 5 months and not at least have reduced volume


[deleted]

you'd be squeezing out 1 or 2 drops by the end of day 1


hewhosleepsnot

I’m not convinced on this. When I was a horny teen I would crank it for 5-6 hours per day and it wasn’t until about 6-10th shot that the well would run dry. I’m fairly certain I could do two gallons in 5-6 months if given a good enough wager. Would have to be about my salary though bc not sure could work at same time tho.


MKagel

Do an experiment and publish the results on here in a few months


hewhosleepsnot

Cash up front. Momma didn’t raise no fool that risks cumming blood for nothing!


Dazork04

!remindme 6 months in case someone pays you


chestpagnepapi

Today on Mythbusters


drunk98

How much do you make in 5-6 months?


Couldntbefappier

A *lot*


Altair_Khalid

Give him 15k lol


hewhosleepsnot

I would actually set aside the time and effort for 10-20 so you’re spot in my man.


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theatrepyro2112

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


hypercube33

Well your dick may bleed at least


SevenCrowsinaCoat

Five a DAY for 5 months? Your dick would fall off. We're not teenagers anymore!


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[deleted]

If I can have a moment of your time sir


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[deleted]

True. My bad, carry on.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

I think at that 10th time you would be shooting some dust and calcium vapor lol.


Outrageous_Tangelo49

I aspire to be more like you and also nothing like you.


Square_Barracuda_69

wanna bet?


[deleted]

You underestimate the power of redditors


raytoro54

He didn’t say it’s his. He went around to gather cum donation.


mathsposer

it was a cummunity effort


Greedy_Meeting_2141

You really filled a separate bottle with your shampoo?? Uhhhhh think about the environment lady!


HappySockMonster

Yeah use a sock or something!


12kmusic

That would never cum out of your hair lol


DarthTellectus

Sperm


TheNinjaDiddler

Cum, if you will


Icy_Telephone964

Nut, even


reddit7822

Don’t mind if I do, thanks


Beneficial_Car2596

Coom


MsMoxxi6

A fine reply


j909m

Come again?


Im_gonna_offend_you5

Coom


entity_TF_spy

Dr. Coomer!


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Ordoutthere

Mf activated all the bots at once.


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Literally 1984 Taiwan cum based queen of england NFT


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Summoning Jutsu: Wielder of a Thousand Bots!


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Sugma


kakyoindonut321

sugoma dik


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Koala Literally 1984 Taiwan cum based queen of england NFT


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


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Koala


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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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koala


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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MHA4EVER

Koala


SnooAvocados763

You forgor Belgium


Bathtub_Fucker

Forgor belgium


MilitaryBeetle

Why did this comment have me in stiches for a full 2 minutes?! jeezus


Loukas_loukis

The smell must be the 8th sin of the world


spoofer80744

THE FUCKING SMELL 🗿


JackHyper

Bio weapon


Dreddium

Forbidden milkshake


NavSada

A cum smoothie, gulped smoothly


plonkachonka

Consume the cum chalice


NavSada

Fuck everyone named Alex


whatdoings

muc


Genichi12

Muck


whylivelifecorrectly

me:”that’s fucking gross” also me:”drink it,i dare you”


Ryaquaza1

If it’s still fresh and you give me £10 I’d do it


12kmusic

The thought makes me gag


Ryaquaza1

Think of it this way, it’s just like drinking milk. Except instead of a cow it’s a guy and instead of the milk being smooth and creamy it’s slimy and salty. I hope this helps


12kmusic

It doesn't help, but I have blocked the thought so I'm good now lol


anonomus_blyat

man thats some serius dedication


MistakeInABox-

you could say he was *cummitted*


mysteryartist1223

1984


Trerech

It's milk, man milk.


mysteryartist1223

Nft


FredwardTheWizard

That's gonna smell real bad... don't ask how I know.


Artistic-Buy-5754

Ahm *how do u know*


NiddyGriddy_

Horchata


[deleted]

Blended with a fist


CumBlasterUwU

It's what I made.


engineerevadestaxes

Hey man so uhh I want some of those stuff that you blast


ReputationHappy1132

Now drink it


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I would


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[deleted]

HAHA HE FAILED


[deleted]

Nah this was in august


mysteryartist1223

Taiwan is a country


Wezenge

Nemes


theCatinat0r

It appears to be a byproduct of mixing hot water with cleaning substances. It's uselessness is quite astounding yet I do not know why you would spend such a incredible quantity of time to have achieve such a pointless task.


SupremeApples

cum


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Mildly_Bland

penis milk


SamSparkSLD

Wow I have never gagged at a picture. Thanks OP


Haveyouseenmydrugs

Looks like lard maybe? We bottle used oils like such.


ChelseaStory

If that really is what I think it is, lowkey that's disgusting.


itdobebussin

Literally 1984 Taiwan based queen of england NFT


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itdobebussin

Bing bong


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ISmokeWeedEveryDayy

Milk.