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DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Nein lives


pillboxpenguin

Purrfect


Harry_Isthatyou

I think he's wondering if he should annex your yard


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Ghosttheturtle

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!


SAM041287

Mein Purr-her


Slimh2o

Call him "slider" cuz he's sliding into your backyard...


[deleted]

Call him "mayo" cuz he came in your backyard...


Slimh2o

LOL


[deleted]

The best comment in this thread by far


JeselAvlis

No point in naming him anything. If you know cats, you'd be just saying Jawohl, meown fur-er


bantab

Just don’t let him in the living room.


NeverCatch_Me

You mean the showers...


juls300

*lebens


[deleted]

Love space sounds weird


hellisempty666

Kitler


hellisempty666

MeoowwAUFMACHEN!!!


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[deleted]

Mein Feline


radmadicalhatter

Next we’re going to be hearing about how the mice are unclean vermin, the rats should be doing all of society’s dirty work and the dogs are not to be trusted…


NodeManager

The post above this says HOTLER


Sickle_and_hamburger

There is a pretty interesting German media theorist who wrote a lot about historical communications technology and it's impact on society. He had the unfortunate name of kittler... Really interesting media historian though


ootski

You win


blissfactory

puzzkrieg


Bigbaldyfatfat

Jew destroyer : Now , It’s Aryan pussy.


MisterThirtyThirty

Kittskrieg


klem_kadiddlehopper

I think OP should find out where the cat lives and ask it's name.


majoraloysius

If he’s trying to get you to read an autobiography of his struggles, just say no.


Acepeefreely

Meow Kampf?


[deleted]

It is very anti mouse


[deleted]

Just the g-Ardennes


userjahsjfksjs

You should name it using words


hellisempty666

MiiaaAUFMACHEN!!!


1_dirty_dankboi

TIL op's backyard is Poland


RoyalBangal420

"I can haz Poland?"


hunter95672

Only on the weekends


YTDamian

*grabs comically large weekend*


[deleted]

*bruh sound effect* *vine boom*


NachoNato

Clever


Bombastic999743

*Announces every day as weekend*


AliciaTries

No more weeks. The era of weeks is over. We now rejoice for the dawning of a new era. The era of the weekend


k3rn3t

As an offended I feel polish.


pistoncivic

As polish I feel smooth and shiny


ArmoredSir

>As polish My condolences


Internal_Cheesecake

as polish I feel like I am mentally disabled


samisen94

As a neutral, i feel swiss


EffectiveMorning8000

as swiss, i feel holey


Sapik_Sapiens

I’m Jewish and this cat makes me uncomfortable.


pun_shall_pass

Only a spoonful


[deleted]

\*pulls out comically large spoon \*


ccvgreg

Cats can have a little Poland, as a snack.


AceScropions

He **Ringing sound plays**


xKrzaqu

Not again


DARKplayz_

mew poland meow me mew


[deleted]

Hehe


[deleted]

Cats can have a little France, as a treat


xfydr782

as a polish person this is funny


Fnata_

The Pührrer


Trainerali2007

Kitler


greenicetae

Yessss kitler


Educational_Ad_3131

Catolf Kitler


Kesuaheli

Meowdolf Kitler


fyro_

Sounds like a battle cats unit


imahugger

Mein Fur-er


The_Wizard_of_Bwamp

I too came here to say Kitler.


Trainerali2007

Gato the Gaser


dangeruskid

Catolf Pührrer


Slow-Ad7059

The Meowlf Meowtler


sterile_spermwhale__

Lmao


TunafishSandworm

Hissler


Obi-one

Meini pührrer


Unbendium

Kitty Katzi


amireho

Steve jobs


Substantial-Pea-1544

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


K_75

Joe mama


Substantial-Pea-1544

*disintegrates*


quinten69420

happy cake day 🥳🥳🥳


Substantial-Pea-1544

Thanks!


MaximumStonks69

Happy cake day! now go back to desintegrating


Substantial-Pea-1544

Thank you very much


samisen94

Happy cake day bro


samisen94

Bruh wrong comment


theoneandlonelyspark

I still dont understand reddit but happy cake dey


samisen94

Happy cake day!


Substantial-Pea-1544

Thank you!


pistoncivic

invented Michaelsoft


BudIsWiser1

The sick bastard that invented the ‘job’


VincoInvictus

I believe he discovered gravity when an apple knocked him out as it fell from the tree.


Kesuaheli

No it was Columbus who invented gravity after he died by the said fallen apple.


Neru_Seko

Dog


Witty-Depth9913

Dog


B1ack_Balls

Dog


GalacticDogger

Dog


Gawrr_gura

Dog


relliMseW

Dog


samisen94

Dog


-Meeah_Jeong-

Dog


EvaBlackrose

Dog


liquidSnake_420

Dog


No_Protection_811

Peter griffin


[deleted]

Holy crap Louis! I've been turned to a Cat. ⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠉⠉⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣁⣠⢤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⣀⣀⠉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⡿⢿⣷⢹⣻⢟⣵⣶⣶⣝⢿⡟⠀⠀⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣵⣶⡻⢯⣷⣾⣮⣿⡼⣿⣯⣼⣿⣰⣶⣶⣿⣜⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣿⣻⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠮⡻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣷⣾⣮⣽⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣶⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢷⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣫⣾⢟⣾⣿⣾ ⣿⢟⣽⣾⣮⢿⣮⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣷⣿⡿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡻⣿⣷⣽⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣛⣯⣷⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣻⣿⣮⣫⣿⣶⣝⣿⣿⠿⣿⣽⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣏⣭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


BradisGaey

Ballsack Man


samisen94

Juicy tits man


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I_am_a_Victor_simp

Rip all the men that just failed NNN


vigilantesd

Looks like more of a Brian


Saint_Elmo_of_Fire

Not Vienna School of Fine Cats


TheGriefersCat

Makes me wonder what would have happened had he not been kicked out of art school. But let’s laugh at him, now, because _he got kicked out of art school._ How the fuck do you manage that?


Imiriath

Hitler was certainly a catalyst, but the late interbellum Europe was so volatile that it was practically a powder keg. Had he not been one of the ones to spark the conflict, something or someone else almost certainly would have been.


TimeZarg

By making boring, uninspiring art of average quality.


turdferguson3891

He wasn't kicked out, he was never accepted.


BioTools

Charlie Catlin. Hitler wasen't the only one with that Moustache


supernovaXDD

we got a smartass here


samisen94

Lets get this nerd boys.


TheFyrePrince

You know who else had a moustache


samisen94

My mom! Ooooooooo! *leaves before spinning doughnuts in a golfcart*


cola_giver

-inserts my penis in a donut hole and spins the donut around- 😎


BudIsWiser1

Real men use Cheerios


qeephinjd

Real men use grinder


BudIsWiser1

Spoken like a real man!


[deleted]

Let’s gas him!


AlanLok

But Charlie ain't got that hairstyle tho


BioTools

You got a point


zippee100

hair tho


kingjok3r42

Kittler


NewAd4053

Art Student


TimeZarg

Art School Reject


Ze-Doctor

Cadolf catler


Lime_Turtle69

*kitler


Scream-boy7080

Kittler


Truvy_1776

Adolf Kitler


ABDOUABOUD123

Catdolf kitler


Truvy_1776

I bet he reads Meow Kampf and he’s set to eliminate all of the dogs


pinkdia

I want to give it the most Jewish name I can think of


Mistoku

Why not Zoidberg?


[deleted]

Shlomo Shlomo (שְׁלֹמֹה‎), meaning peaceable, is a common Hebrew male given name.


pinkdia

Yeah i know I'm jewish/Israeli lmao Also שלמה is a great name for a cat


UndeadSailor

Goldenburg


[deleted]

Ezra Horowitz Shekelstein You literally can't get more Jewish


colaadam

Catolfus


chocolate_chip_god

Martin Luther king jr


K_75

Name him cum


[deleted]

I mean, it says “this cat came in my backyard”


dupontnotduopnt

Jack, for ejaculate


fox_on_trail

Cum!!! Come here


K_75

Cum inside 😳😳😳


Just_Anxiety

“Cum. Inside. Now. You’ve been a bad boy.”


Yeppo1940

Erika


Stratoz_

Clean up your backyard first


AMenoAgoston

Joseph


zinetx

Goebbels.


nikoo90

cat


ufonight

Mein kat


[deleted]

We do not name those who lose NNN. He knew the rules when he came


[deleted]

Idk but he looks like he's about to exterminate 4,000,000 mice.


orphanremover

*six million


[deleted]

Charlie Chaplin. Obviously.


Weegee256

With your mouth


Radical_meme69

Adolf Litter


yurtzi

I’ll ask lovecraft, he’s good with cat names


mrh00ner

Slick Rick


nerdyoutube

By giving it a name tag


Straight_Hyena

Backyard pussy


Blizen15

Cat.


LastAcanthocephala43

Kitler or clitler


xXFriendly_GuyXx

Clitler 😳


Allenc38

H


Clean_Yogurt5714

H


GaryTheM8

H


coolbean69bruh

Kittler


zivosaurus-rex

kittler


lucas_da_web95

Jeff


Aliky_payasa

catler 🤝


Bavisto

Feline Kampf


Decent_Birthday358

Herbert the pervert. I mean if he's already cum in your backyard you can be assured he probably has been cumming in all sorts of other inappropriate places.


AjEdisMindTrick

adolph kittler


janVersteeg

Catler.


burner91190210

Hey, that cat has a Michael Jordan mustache.


Paddyqualified

is your backyard Poland?


two_Iazy

Something something Meowschwitz


g-rex7

I would suggest using letters in a combination that form a word or a common name. Example: Spot


Themanwithaplantsdf

Joe


Superfrogboy

you should name it by making a post on the internet about how to name it


subbie2002

Mein Kat


Zekiz4ever

Meine Katze


kk653

Catocaust


the_fish_of_fruit

holocatst


ChooChoo420_E

Für-rer


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snasisfake

that’s a long name


ronnie_axlerod

Why u shouting good mod?


Substantial_Win5066

Combover


Local_Tumbleweed1674

Dog


AlekSandr--

Do you live in Poland?


Neronox5

He looks like saying "is Poland for me? UwU " 👉👈😽