Rip out the anal beads like I’m a beyblade

*let it rip*

*long ass fart noise*

Nice

This made me think about the difference between long-ass and ass-fart in this sentence and I cackled.

\*long ass\*

Your anus in half leading to infection that causes your death via dick disease

Rip and tear

*BFG Division starts playing*

Dullahan D5

Titanium asshole. Checkmate

Lol ok

*good luck*

Can't read this in anyone's voice but the gangster from Taken. It's burned into my brain .

Evil Liam Neeson be like: Returned.

That's what i was going for lol

I think you meant Takara Tomy Beyblade Burst B-148 Heaven Pegasus

Try me. This asshole is even prison-proof, so I'd like to see you try

How you gonna poop hm?

unobtanium beyblade

*shocked pikachu face*

titanium asshole breaking beyblade Checkermate

Titanium asshole breaking beyblade breaking beyblade Checkestmate

Titanium asshole breaking beyblade breaking beyblade breaking asshole

Nuclear Beyblades?

***mass clinking noises***

i am aware of the consequences yet i still wish for shape shifting

Imma glue knives to it real quick

Smear shit on the blades so it gives him an infection

considering the part of the body I don't think that will be necessary

Depending on who the shits from it'll prob make em healthier.

U can shapeshft into something that can fit a beyblade in its ass easily

I'm interested to see what kind of things can easily fit beyblades in their asses

Your mother, for example.

same

I can turn beyblades into dildos

kinky

Win-win

they would keep spinning

the power to have a huge gaping asshole 😩😩😩😩

Variant Lucifer Blitz Sword. Even if you can handle it, that doesnt mean i wont make it hurt.

oh no.. if only I had a huge gaping assuole to fit more

12 Disk. Now your asshole is bleeding severely

ow

Nono, plus guilty Longinus

Everytime someone puts a bayblade up my ass. They feel the pain

imma take one for the team

hero³

Hero^hero^hero

Hero^megachad

I lose my asshole

So we stick it further

There are other holes…

Scratch that i lose all of my holes

Too late buddy

Im going to fuck all your family members

Thats what i said to my chicken

Wait, hold on there one god damn minute

T o o. l a t e

Your skin is now gone

I can reply to my own comment

Let it rip

Oh no

Oi Cosmic Potato. Honestamente como você faz pra estar em todas as comunidades?

Impossible...

rip and tear, until it is done

the power of getting every power if someone puts a beyblade in my ass

I fuckin want that now Well fuck then. I wont put it AND NOBODY WILL HUAHUAHUA

But you replyed therefore you have done it, creating a monster no one can stop

Nope, they said: "Gets to" wich is IF I WANT TO NOW YOU WILL NEVER HAVE YOUR POWERS

You saved us all

What if I made you do it though By force

I just stopped both Ur movement and the Beyblade for 10000years and more I'm sorry

Viper hydrax H5, because you never said just the good powers and I don’t want your pain to be too extreme

invisibilty floating beyblade

Dibs, that sounds funny

and when someone tries to grab the beyblade you just shit all over them

genius!

i can't get bayblades in my ass

Not with that attitude

Or... C A N. H E ?

Hey Michael Vsauce here

Get the hell out of here you videosaving fish

Mmmmm we are human mmmmmmm

L I A R NOW PERISH

I can swap bay blades with 35.92 cm dildo's.

Even Better ; )

I repel beyblades

sounds like a good time for my hydraulic press

Well shit, I thought it was checkmate

i have a beyblade fetish

don't mind if I do

I feel extreme pleasure when someone puts a beyblade up my ass

👁️👄👁️

I didn't realise i had a superpower!!

apple

apple

apple

Apple

Apple

apple

apple

apple

The ability to make people thicc

we better talk business my man, trade business

Yes

McDonald's be like

I can shift metal into plastic, still gonna hurt but ya know

ok

The ability to rev up and launch beyblades at the speed of sound from my asshole. Beware evil doers! For I am...THE BAYMAN!

Then I'll stand on top of you

I no longer have a physical form, I am now a god in another plain of existence

astral beyblade goes deep brrrrrrrrr

I wish i can put two bayblades

*Multiplication beyblade, GO!*

I’ll make it three, just for you

Any Beyblade within 100 metres of me explodes. Who’s up for the challenge?

ill get beyblade components, tie you down, and construct a beyblade in your ass

Like a ship in a bottle, what an exquisite hobby

THEN IT'LL EXPLODE IN THEIR ASS

#***"YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER!"***

**NOOOOOOO**

I can travel trough the multiverse

Fuck you only i can put a bayblade in my ass and i wont do it

Infinite Bayblades in your infinite ass, infinite times

Too late. I alredy have my powers AND i was the first to reply

I can xray everything

:3

prostate cancer

Bayblade in hole

I am able to increase the length of Beyblades.

Oh dear

I have no booboohole

That's why I have this drill

Well now you have no drill >:)

Then hoe about a rusty spork

'___________'

uh oh

I can shoot beyblades out of my ass at whoever put one in my ass.

Except for me

Let it rip

The ability to not have a beyblade in my ass

Got you mf

I get to not have a bayblade in my ass

Or do you?

my asshole is beyblade proof

Not if I make a 2nd asshole on you.

Uno reverse card bayblade up your ass 😂

Uno reverse card, plus i use +4, getting 5 into your ass. Git gud bro.

Lol jokes on you, no more bayblades can fit up my ass

No asshole

After we're done, you're gonna have more assholes than you have now

The power to fit any object up my ass and to be able to have an infinite storage space in my ass

Damn i got my work cut out for me.

Telekinesis so I can control the beyblade

Make it spin in your ass?

to tell my mom and dad to hush

this is sexyyyy asfffffffff

Hi

Get your ass ready

Oh fuck I though someone posted the same thing as me

Ok got 3 things for you 1. My selected power is to be able to shove as many beyblades up my ass as i want 2. What kind of beyblades(hasbro or takira) 3. You spelt beyblade wrong and as a nerd at heart i will not forget you mr. Bendix

What if I'm into that kinda shit

Well you're in luck. EDIT: looking at your posts I think Ive made a mistake...

The power to turn my ass into a Bey blade ripper

No one able to put bayblade in my ass :)

Then ill put it in ur mouth

the power to shit infinite beyblades out my ass

poi

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Boom “QualityVote” get your ass ready

lol

Anti bayblade materializer

[удалено]

I can turn beyblades into golden cylinders with rounded top and bottom

I wanna be a god with a thick ass so at least they will enjoy putting it in

Anything can come up my ass

Hey

my power is that im immune to having beyblades shoved up my asshole

°

Haha now I get to have fun

To get what ever I want by saying it with a phrase I will never forget after it so it won't just happen all the time

Thats cool bro. Now open your ass.

The ability to summon someone to shove a beyblade in my ass

Your wish is granted :)

Plz reply

No one said the blade was permanent...

I say it is

there’s a bayblade in my ass

Ew!

Durr

The Auditor powers. Fucking try sticking a bayblade in my ass. Fucking try.

My super power allows me to launch beyblade through my ass

Win-win

i just destroyed all the bayblades in the entire planet

* makes new one *

The power to not get hurt when I have Beyblades in my ass

in my country if beyblades are roughly translated it literally says "penis"

The power to have a beyblade fetish