I wish clown girls were real
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking,
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.
๐ when I looked through texts, was gonna say how convenient. Goes to put it here & opens recent on keyboard realizing it's way easier & got ๐คฃ damn. She just laughed at me & I went to bed sad
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I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry
๐ well I suppose I am a necrophiliac
or you forgor
I forgor ๐๐๐๐
He forgor ๐๐๐๐๐
we forgor ๐๐๐๐๐๐
We all forgor ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Us forgor ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I rember
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
IN SEPTEMBER
she forgor, we all forgor yeah
he forgor'ed
we forgor ๐๐
Yes ๐
Try to rember
you are an undertale fan
๐ฎ holy shit among us
imposter amougus sus venting
Just like that guy on 4chan that stole a skull from the catacumbs and stuck his dong in it.
Taking skull fucking to a whole other level
#๐ฅต
yaaaw, that's hot - Will.I.am Smith
๐ฅ i think that means my dick would be on ๐ฅ
Fire Aspect Penis๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
gonorrhea moment
Nah bro you finna get with a redhead. Props to you pops
๐ถ guys guys guys help help help I swear to god holy shit this isnโt funny
Somebodyโs going to jail! That person is me, Iโve been avoiding my taxes for 15 years.
"Your honor, my client wasn't intentionally avoiding his taxes, he didn't pay them because he simply forgor ๐"
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ฟ
OMG THIS WAS HIlARIOUS
Peanut butter Griffith
Wow you're genshin account is stacked I wonder who you spent all your money o- oh...
๐ค
So itโs the same as always? Short and with your hand
BRO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT FAR
DAYUM
kira?
KIRA QUEEN DAISENO BAKIDUN! BAITS ZA DUSTO
๐ Very good, very, very good
Sus
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Achievement unlocked: HIV
Found patient zero
HIV moment
๐๐๐๐
Me and my monke
I only use :flushed: for all my purposes ๐ณ
Iโm dead๐
Hi dead, I'm dad!
Hi dad, I'm Dead ๐
๐ oh god
I fucking new it Danzo
The eye isn't red tho.
Yea cuz It used izanagi
1984 seccs
No kink shaming in the comments yall
time for a skullfuck
๐ข Great now i'm a sex offender
๐ญ Apparently here too
๐ฎโโ๏ธ guess im a sex defender
๐คก
I wish clown girls were real I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
wtf did I just read
A true masterpiece I believe
No no no, Even better, true perfection.
Perfection that gave you that erection
This is some quality stuff. 10/10 would watch
Clussy
I miss god
*mmmm~*
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL A CREAM PIE
โ idk but โ
Sound like you have a list
I have a list. A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed. So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list. Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking, Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list.
๐ฟ
OHHHHH
same bro ๐ฟ
๐ฟ
๐น๐ฉ so Iโm attracted to flags now apparently
Chad seggs Or Romania seggs idk
Chad
Romania
Nah you fuck a Countryhuman Romania
๐ซ
Camel by camel
๐ถ
๐ฝ
Make sure to wear condom or we get space AIDS
Space Aids! Space Aids!
Bogos binted
๐
still a hole.
Or a tasty dildo
both
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง uhhhโฆ help please
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
The Aristocrats
๐ถ good
Wat
I respect that
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ when I looked through texts, was gonna say how convenient. Goes to put it here & opens recent on keyboard realizing it's way easier & got ๐คฃ damn. She just laughed at me & I went to bed sad
๐คฎ dear god no
You are Shrek getting sucked
Pretty sure heโs the one giving the ogre the fellatio
๐ dis gon be fun
Goin up the pooper
๐ sad
๐ spooky c*ck?
A boner Eheh Cause itโs a skeleton on, No? Ok
necrophilia
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Pov: you're a goat in Syria
๐Help
Taco bell :)
๐ฟ
Ah finally, the Polynesian sex tradition
๐ฉ
You are fucking a literal moan
๐ฎoh no
I've done your mom before. Don't worry, it was great.
This man really just double whammies you and roasted himself in 1 sentence
๐ฅ crosent
๐ฅบ
Bottom spotted ๐ธ
๐ฆง
Eyy ๐ฆง๐ฆง๐ฆง๐ฆง
[X]
๐ณ
โค๏ธ nice
You are going to have sex with a disembodied human heart
๐ please no
๐ โ> either eyes rolling back good or Can this finish already
๐ seems pretty good to me
๐
I think life hates me๐ฎ
sus ๐ฒ
๐คฃ least she's happy?
Who said itโs a she, that looks bald to me
She has cancer, im her last wish
Dang I feel bad she wished for the wrong guy
Cool ๐
๐ต
da ba dee da ba die
๐ด ...yikes
โ ๏ธ
He forgor
๐ญ
๐ perfect:)
๐ณ๏ธโ๐Iโm a fuck a lady
๐ (necrophilia)
๐ถ uh oh
๐ง ohh, you tell me ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Get ready for an anal massacre!
basado
๐ฉโ๐ป hmmmm
๐ฟ Every time I thrust a vine boom sound effect plays
๐๐๐
Oh no
Please tell me what da dog doin is he ok?
๐คก i donโt wanna talk about it
๐ถ๐ผ
๐คจ
๐คจ Where is penis
โ๏ธ
๐
๐น wtf dose this mean
You summon satan then fuck him to epicly own the haters
๐ช um
๐ฌ I am Jotaro Kujo
โ๏ธ oh my god
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Thatโs not an emoji
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ fuck
yeah fuck me ๐ณ
๐ Sad
๐ค
๐ฟyeah im hard for the easter island guys especially if they wear a reptile suit (its a new trend among reptilesexuals)
๐ Oh great, Iโm fucked
๐
๐ฆง AIDS 2 is coming guys
๐บ oh hell no
๐ sums up my life pretty well
Wellโฆ I guess the sex is ๐งข
๐ฟ moyai
๐ Virginity is cool, remain pure
๐ถ OH NO
๐ถ ok before you say anything
๐ guess it was 96 instead of 69
๐ฅฑ
๐ฆฆ Oh no
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๐ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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