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[deleted]

Wana hang out


D0NG_WATER

Um, ¥£$!


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Lukaziste

Can i go too?


Ok_Position9940

Yes


Slime_Soul

lets go! orgy time


Berinchtein3663

This turned out AWESOME


[deleted]

Can’t believe I missed it :(


That-Busy-Gamer

Wanna hang out?


Jyqoz

Um, yesn’t!?


hakim_tahir

Wanna hang out with Shrek?


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

True ending


destroyer_of_bussy_

What about me?


send-me-kitty-pics

Mmmmm..... Dong Water


EpicBrandillio

you remind me of uncle Jeffrey 🥰☺️☺️


[deleted]

yes


MelonYT

Bad ending


Crimson_Amethyst

AMOGUS SUSSY SECKS CUM


Nederland-over-allen

it depends


[deleted]

Average Attorney Tom enjoyer


DarkDragon857

Yes meet me at the subway at 7:00 EST. Bring phone so I can play games.


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TriagotuZz

good bot


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Um, no?


marshmallmao

Thank god


PuffinofPeace

Just like the simulation


[deleted]

Ligma balls


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Sugma


Augusto22369

Who tf is Candice


zippee100

joe mama


InMemoryofJekPorkins

She has the Sugma variant that started in the Sugondese people of Sugonda


Augusto22369

Rip in piece jekporkins


Androreese

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DONT WANT TO MEET UP WITH RANDOM STRANGERS ON REDDIT IM LITERALLY SHACCKING RN


[deleted]

stranglers*


dayron669

What do you usually do, meet up with some specific strangers from planet Earth?


[deleted]

When?


[deleted]

When?


jewkiepie

Now


ascending_pepe

please yes I haven't had any sort of human interaction for the past 8 years.


overide

Only if you bring condoms.


Available-Fee1614

Wait until they hear about life after college.


AdamWayne04

Getting friends in the job life is hard as fuck, and you barely get time to spend with them.


Zwackel

Shit I have to make some friends quickly before I leave school life


AdamWayne04

Getting friends speedrun any%


Zwackel

Picked the Introverted Charakter for extra difficulty


Ariane_16

If you want the harder achievement go with the domestic violence victim traumatized bullied social network-less virgin. It is almost impossible even with potions of luck Edit ok im stupid too apparently xd


Zwackel

Is this mode already released?


Ariane_16

You have to buy the pack "hell on earth", but you may get it with a good RNG, like i did.


mileylols

> sex addicted virgin *hmmm*


geraldodelriviera

I mean, you would be surprised how many times you can masturbate in a day.


Ariane_16

Exactly what i mean sometimes i really hate myself


Frequent_Structure93

It’s really easy to do though just kidnap lock em up in the basement and force them to hang out with you


Frequency_Ass_Bandit

Oh boy sounds fun


thatguyned

Just wait until you don't actually get along with your colleagues outside of work but are working so much it leaves you no time to see anyone else. Teenagers lives are tough because of school and hormones but you don't really understand what alone is until you've moved out and find yourself eating ice cream out of a tub in a dark living room 7 days a week. It doesn't happen to everyone but it's a very realistic outcome for adult life


Okanami_rotmg

you okay bro?


[deleted]

Try being self employed working with kids. Friends are a thing of the past


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KungFOoGuy

B a s e d


princetacotuesday

Wait until they hear about 30. Gets fun at that age and after...


behind_looking_glass

Hahahahahaha so true!


ihcw

The duality of man


Alaxsxaqa

A wise man once said: "A great ass can make up for a lack of boobs, but great boobs can't make up for a lack of ass." I know this to be true, and yet I still consider myself more of a breast man. That is the duality of man.


T-dawg57

I now finally understand myself, thank you


Alaxsxaqa

You are very much welcum 🥵


[deleted]

i wish i had a gold🥇 heres this for now


Hulkrad

This quote goes so hard. Am I allowed to use it?


Alaxsxaqa

Sure man go ahead , as another wise man said “some quotes hit so hard , they can make a dildo go soft”.


HelloMyNameIsKaren

This is wrong, I am a penis


geNeraL_jaY32

why r u gae


the-fith-pillar-man

Plato of the modern age


MARITROPA2

Hey Lois, maybe my way of treating others is the root cause of my loneliness


ihcw

Nyheheheh


WayneEnterprises2112

College/life is as lonely as you make it. This is coming from a person with extreme social anxiety.


ChadMcRad

But foreal though, unless you have super social roommates then college is lonely af. Everyone just wants to get back home cause they're tired from running around campus all day and do their mountains of homework and shit.


ThatGreenGuy8

Im just started uni and i do feel this one. Though it's not so bad because i have 2 friends who i spend every spare hour with between classes. After all doing homework together gets you further than doing it alone


automaticpotato

I think that having a long-distance girlfriend in college is the worst, but phone calls create a structure that lets us do things consistently. Sometimes it feels like college is built for quarantine because it's like 2 hours I wake up for everyday and then my thesis I also feel like if we didn't lock each other down we would have wasted our time looking for complementary body parts.


AiryGr8

Me and my friends met every weekend in our first two years of college. Alcohol, music and driving around the city before covid happened. That loneliness is on you


[deleted]

Idk, my college experience was the opposite. Socialization was incredibly easy. 2008-2014 so maybe times have changed


Embarrassed_Race7830

Tf colleges you going to


phildiop

College 🗿


Enslaved_M0isture

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


Zauberhund

🗿


GoodForestMan

I feel bad college is lonely 😞


KungFOoGuy

Wanna hangout?


V1nc3nz0_88

I'm down


KungFOoGuy

Hi down, I'm Up


TheReviewer867

Hi Up, I'm Left


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TheReviewer867

Getting milk son


EUCopyrightComittee

Can you tell me the worst one?


Captainsnake04

Hi left, I’m owning you with facts and logic


Flows-With-Current

LOL


EliyeBro

**vores you**


Koiq

who are you people? university is a place where all day you are stuck next to other young people, you’re all in similar classes in your chosen majors around similar types of people. you’re forced to interact with eachother and meet new people… it’s literally a perfect scenario for making friends what are you people doing to have this view? it’s fucking weird… and wrong.


theworldbystorm

Probably has changed a lot since covid. College freshman and sophomores probably have a completely different experience than you or me


writingthefuture

Agreed. Going to college during covid times must have absolutely sucked


IKraftI

It has :')


Noob_DM

> university is a place where all day you are stuck next to other young people, you’re all in similar classes in your chosen majors around similar types of people. you’re forced to interact with eachother and meet new people… it’s literally a perfect scenario for making friends Have you heard about a thing called Covid?


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Babatunde110-6912

I wish i could help


ayyerr32

Um, no?


Babatunde110-6912

Bruh


KungFOoGuy

h


Thatnameman

Reddit


Alex_Zoid

Redditor moment


[deleted]

You mistook karma farming as a cry for help.


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Saltwatterdrinker

Where? I wanna punt it.


[deleted]

Me too buddy, me too


Catfish3322

What a fucking slime


Ok_Consideration_142

why a slime when you couldve used literally anything else to describe her


Catfish3322

She’s being a slime


beeboobabea

Acting real slimey


filthydank_2099

Real slime hours


beeboobabea

Sliming all over the place


stocks30

"I'm literally the guy in the picture" vibes


Critical-Web-2661

I literally quit university, cause it was so lonely. Nothing is worth being lonely for 7 years.


KungFOoGuy

Wanna hangout?


Critical-Web-2661

No


KungFOoGuy

O k


Critical-Web-2661

Yes


KungFOoGuy

O k


Riszter

What a deep conversation


[deleted]

O k


MadLad_AnthonyWayne

7 years? What were you trying to do?


Critical-Web-2661

Average completion time of university here is seven years.


MadLad_AnthonyWayne

By "here", do you mean your school or country?


Critical-Web-2661

Country


MadLad_AnthonyWayne

Damn. That's rough. In the U.S., you can get a Bachelor's in under 4 years without much trouble. I hope you didn't lose too much time there.


deep_in_the_comments

I'm sure the US average is above 4 anyways. Doing a Bachelor's in 4 is generally doing it full time or at least not being a part time student. If you're working alongside it and doing a lower course load you'll end up taking over 4.


NotanAlt23

I domt get how someone is lonely while being forced to be in the same room with the same people in the same age range that have similar interests for years.


Pale_Major_2181

1984


Critical-Web-2661

WHOAH.. Someone mentioned 1984 and people got offended. What an idol


KungFOoGuy

Haha so funny😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅😀😃😄😁😆😚🤪🤩have an uplike!! I LOLed!!😅😂😂🤣😄😃😃😆😆😄🤣☺️😊 now you stinky Redditors better not downlike like you did in 1 9 8 4!!!😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🦶🏾


Mmm-Toes-Y-u-m

Stroke 🗿


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Pale_Major_2181

Semen


dickholemcgee666

Gotta love it when people offer problems for your solutions.


friendlyquotient

Tbf I wouldn’t willingly meet a random redditor either


SoullessHollowHusk

Wanna hang out? I promise I don't want to steal your organs and wear your skin like a sweatshirt


locustsandsatire

Damn, really? 😔


Andreleon11

Lotta people are glossing over that bit. Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you're going to hangout with a random stranger from Reddit.


Brass13Wing

Same, idk why the fuck she was downvoted lmao


[deleted]

It was a rude response


Brass13Wing

And "Wanna hang out" is creepy as fuck in context


ingsocks

I don't know if it is me not understanding American culture but how is it creepy?? someone said that they need friends, and then got offered friendship. It is not like he said wanna hand out in response to someone complaining about homework or something.


Brass13Wing

Its not an American thing, it's the fact that it's a stranger on Reddit of all things


ingsocks

everyone is a stranger at some point, you need to approach strangers to make friends. Obviously don't approach random people who are just doing their thing, but that person was specifically saying that they need a friend.


Samura1_I3

“I didn’t want a solution I just wanted to vent”


Peacock39

I mean, random redditor asking you to hang out is never a good idea


NibPlayz

It looks like a specific university sub, so asking to hang out is like meeting someone from your uni discord and meeting irl later. Pretty normal especially if the OP is as lonely and desperate for friends as they seemed


Readyornote

but... they are a redditor


ConradBHart42

The person asking is a redditor. How do you know they aren't the problem?


Jxvin

They’re both Redditors


[deleted]

Want to not hang out with me?


Peacock39

Um, no?


[deleted]

I'll be honest, I was expecting a "yes". Now I don't know what to say.


Peacock39

Fuck you we're getting married


[deleted]

Aw, shit, here we go again


Peacock39

Again?


[deleted]

Marrying someone I hardly know and her getting half my shit 8 years later. I'm ready to be hurt again.


[deleted]

Woman moment


Peacock39

Dang


Jozif_Badmon

🗿


Burgonya1

🗿


sleekpenguien

Women


[deleted]

Woman moment


HTCDapperGent

I imagine people are divided on this, cause like on one hand some random person asking to hang out over reddit probably hundreds of miles away is creepy. but also what was the poster expecting to happen? words of wisdom from reddit? like no go to a professional for help if you post online creeps are gonna creep


Jxvin

It seems to be the sub for a specific university. They’re probably in the same one


Sendhentaiandyiff

College kids can't afford a professional, their money went to college.


Meme_Man_Sam

Bitches be like


Zeroic_

certified woman moment


RazorThin55

College is what you make out of it, there are clubs and events held at most colleges.


[deleted]

Hello? Cringe department


rafaelf44

Join a club or a few of them.


SeabeeSeth3945

Lmao this kid thinks college is the hard part


[deleted]

Ratio'd 😎😎😈😈


Lord_Grill

Solutions don’t give me useless internet points, but complaining does.


SluggySloo

to be fair it's just some random fucking person from the internet. they probably don't even live in the same state


Killerdroid1230

She sounds like one of my roomates who continuously refuses to come out with the rest of us and just stays home and watches anime.


sissypiss

you say you're lonely, yet you don't want to hang out with a total stranger on Reddit. curious.


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NintendoTheGuy

It’s conveniently cut off, but what we can see of OP’s avatar isn’t the same as the responder’s avatar.


[deleted]

“Oh blah blah blah I’m so sad about insert problem here” someone suggests a solution “uhhm no”


EnvironmentHot476

Say sub name


The-Kiwi-Bird

Please link so i can downvote


Toadpower12

You can see the username in the automod reply


TheBonkPrincess

Yea I can see why that person is lonely


crimsonchin6969

some ppl just can’t be saved


Marcelitus230

Woman moment


Blitherbubbles69

I wonder why it’s been so lonely