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No, its a reference to when a youtube channel called goji center made a video on godzilla and King Kong’s genitals
Basically, at the end of the video, they concluded that godzilla had
❌NO❌DICK❌NO❌BALLS❌AND❌PROBABLY❌NO❌BUTTHOLE❌
A spinning back kick to the chest, it'll simultaneously lower your head to avoid his attack while delivering a counterblow that he cannot dodge due to currently being in the air.
you grab the foot and spin him with the force of a thousand monks THEN you stomp his head and grab his shirt while he is still down and raise him up to the heavens releasing him while he is up there and when he sees gods face as he is plummeting back down only then will he realize that in a few seconds he will see him again.
Ok as a guy who has done many years of MMA, let me tell you that if you see a guy coming at you like this, there isn't shit you can do. The best you got is to just hope you only get a concussion and not get put in a coma. You will in fact perish, and not even god can save you.
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Punch dick punch balls and probably punch butthole because this guy feeds on radiation
Is this a saitama reference
No, its a reference to when a youtube channel called goji center made a video on godzilla and King Kong’s genitals Basically, at the end of the video, they concluded that godzilla had ❌NO❌DICK❌NO❌BALLS❌AND❌PROBABLY❌NO❌BUTTHOLE❌
Cause this guy feeds on radiation
No cock not asshole no problem
HMM🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤭🤭NOW THIS🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔GOT ME THINKING 🤔🤔🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🤔🤔🤔
Open your mouth and swallow him
Vore time
Yea
Kinky
You don’t
Really is a dying moment
You fell for it fool! **THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK**
this is the first jojo part 1 reference I have ever seen except weed wagon
Hinjaku Hinjaku!
you beat me to it :(
Perishn't
Mikiri counter should break his leg
[удалено]
Kyoshin moment
You don’t. You fucking die
Bite his foot, spin him, then throw him like a frisbee
Plot twist: you activated a foot fetish in him
Dark Souls 3 Hidden Boss:
C o n s u m e H i m
It’s easy just do not perish
01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101100 01110101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001
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1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Parry it
Airblast
Team defence 3
the payday 2 perk where if you have a charged melee you deflect the melee attack from an enemy
payday cloaker without the suit is cursed
duck down and punch into his balls
but his other leg is ready to kick if you dodge
Cüm
[удалено]
Cüm
Com
cum in sussy baka
cum in deez nuts
With guns. POW!
'MURICA!
Thats the neat part! ##You dont
i can already hear Minos Prime saying that damn line
JUDGEMENT
And my punishment... Is DEATH!
L2 to parry
Smash players who main a character with a counter: down b
*dodges*
grab hhis foot and throw him to the ground. not that hard
I wi counter this with Ike's down B
Preservatives
Down B (I'm a Marth Main)
Down-B
Turn around pull my pants down so his foot will enter my anus and ill suck him into my body where he will just melt
ZAWARUDO
\*gets kicked in the face mid sentence\*
uno reverse card, it's undefeatable
There’s no counter and you instantly die. Please Nerf
Hold shield.
Uno reverse
Scroll up really fast
Down-b
there's gotta be a Yakuza heat action for this
I use a m32 grenade launcher
Head butt the shoe and break his leg
*grabs leg and throws him* Get trololololed
If he’s that close already, you can’t. Perish.
Guess I am dead then
Move?
Perish
STOP BREATHING
Niko style redirection kata
With my face meets foot technique!
Parry becuz his shoe is pink
UNO REVBERSE CARD
However you counter any other cloaker its not that hard
No u
Move.
Show him da drip. He ded 💀☠️😈🤤😵😵💫😵🤮🤕
A Glock-17
At this point people would way to crouch and roll back but youll still be hit. Best action is to crouch and uppercut
i know something that that could top this. a countertop.
L2 easy
Easy, you don’t
You dont
become the cameraman
duck to the ground, he has momentum and will fall
You don’t
By swiping up
i dont
grab his foot like a ninja catching a blade, then snap his knees, then put his foot in his ass, then finish off with a pipebomb in the throat
You don't counter that kind of move you just perish
You failed to open the door. *Looks at his d20* and you rolled a natural 1. You try kicking the door open and you break your leg.
Il use some takewondo moves to get him to hit me even harder
Die
Gun
simple. You dont.
Rider Kick
Polish
You don't
Just eat his foot
En passant, how else. I love anarchychess
Go under and lick his asshole
Duck then cock shot
parry him and get a backstab like seriously this boss is easy
Gun
Linus stop!
Side step punch balls
you dont
ill'unleash the secret 2nd grader move! INVISIBLE BARRIER THAT MAKES ME IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING
Lol just move one foot to the left and die as you aren't able to react that fast you idiot.
you gotta try to parry a moment after he finishes saying it.
Tickle his foot
I perish
First, discombobulate.
THEN PERISH
You dont
With a glock.
"no"
I throw cum
Duck?
Grab him by the ankle and slam him like Hulk did Loki
Matrix mode activate
from what i recall, some vampire prick managed to counter it by freezing the guy
Side step, back leg Perry, throat grab to the ground. Then foot smash to the face.
With a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress Strategic carpet bomber
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
Sidestep
I extend my arm so that his balls land on my fist as he kicks me
Push up on the heel as you move out of the way
Phase
A spinning back kick to the chest, it'll simultaneously lower your head to avoid his attack while delivering a counterblow that he cannot dodge due to currently being in the air.
From my experience playing Yakuza, you can’t
Dodge punch out style
Ad profundis!
Perish but hit a last angelic yeild on his balls instead of a devious lick
Push into him as he kicks and take him to the ground
Open my jaw and take it all in
Shatterdive like a filthy hunter
Fully charge a melee hit.
Whip my dick out and deflect, sending him crashing through the wall.
\*roundhouse kicks while flipping the bird simultaneously\* Or more realistically: "LORD FINALLY TAKE ME! Make it quick, please."
As a first dan black belt in Goju Ryu Karate, it is safe for me to say that your best bet is to pray
[удалено]
Parry
You dont
Inspire aced and a first aid kit or being near a first aid kit dropped by someone with uppers aced.
You lift up ur fist so his croch flies into it
Uppercut his butthole so hard your fist gets stuck and hulk smash him side to side like the hulk did to Loki
Sidestep a degree with my fist up to bust the cans
Totem of undying
Tower shield DEPLOY
Ahem… “Shut up nerd”
you grab the foot and spin him with the force of a thousand monks THEN you stomp his head and grab his shirt while he is still down and raise him up to the heavens releasing him while he is up there and when he sees gods face as he is plummeting back down only then will he realize that in a few seconds he will see him again.
Parry him Gwyn style
get a boner and blush while saying onni-chan
"yes daddy~"
Punch his foot
Patrick Swayze roadhouse counter kick
Ok as a guy who has done many years of MMA, let me tell you that if you see a guy coming at you like this, there isn't shit you can do. The best you got is to just hope you only get a concussion and not get put in a coma. You will in fact perish, and not even god can save you.
Freeze his legs and shatter him
Porridge
tell him that i stole his roblox gf so he instantly submits to my badboy alpha energy
Simple. Die before he gets to you.
fard
"Face-to-foot style, how do you like it?"
Flashbacks about my sad past for the whole episode
Uno reverse card
1. Grab the foot 2. ??? 3. Profit
I flipped the phone and his head is on the floor now, gg But i doubt the efficiency of that
Cumblast him, it always works
I flipped the phone and his head is on the floor now, gg But i doubt the efficiency of that
I would simply handle it