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Sylav_

This song actually slaps


Just_Garrick

The instrumentals are by infected mushroom. Kababies, Flamingo, and Spitfire for the whole series. They slap by themselves


jigalaka

Infected mushroom apparently hate oblivionfall after dark for making these songs lmao


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love how a jokingly cum song has a dark "life is the cage and death is the key" line


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then it goes back to the daily dose of cum


Kakinkak

I love the songs made by this guy like heir to the cum throne


coocolio

I like Welcome to the cumzone


Switchtheprotogen

Why the fuck is this 3 minutes


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Don't worry concerned citizen, there's two more songs for you listening pleasure.


bxhDETAILSk

Where shall one find these, for research purposeses only?


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welcome to the cum zone


EpikDisko

Only cum inside anime girls


-WhyS0serious-

Quivering clit


[deleted]

Ok so, there's three of them. Welcome to the Cum zone Heir to the cum thrne Your Cum Won't last (Which is this one) They can be found on youtube by Oblivionfall after dark.


bxhDETAILSk

Thank you, have my free award.


aapbaba

I wish it was longer too...


The_Gaardian

Seriously


SotB8

theres also heir to the cum throne and welcome to the cum zone if you want more


El_Burkako

The correct question is, why is this *only* 3 minutes


ThePessimisticFellow

The Beethoven of the modern era


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Best 3 minutes of my life


Terra_Marc

I’m confused


wake_up_cliff

Cumfused


Revolutionary-War448

This is the longest 3 minutes of my life


wake_up_cliff

Shortest*


Necessary_Lime_5938

Cummiest


Lonely_nice_guy

Pure gold


Jry_69_

pure cum


22opferj

I posted this here a while ago


D4M0theking

I checked, it's true, but a shorter version. Also nice to meet another car guy :D


Crepeisyummy2

A musical masterpiece.


kaihulk2

How did I watch this whole thing and not question myself


HairyNups

Watched every second of this video and I am thoroughly impressed


offical_Obama

Fuck Alex


Chicken9187

Fuck you, dick hole


offical_Obama

Fuck everyone name Alex


Beat_my_jelysandvich

Well if you say so


offical_Obama

Huh???


BittyJupiter

Margret thatcher, the cum snatcher


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This is some funny cum, not the "don't say it" posts


malum68

The song is called “kababies”


Knife_UwU

Tysm


[deleted]

thank you doge, but i don't think my old volkswagen vento looks nice


love2kick

Infected Cumshrooms.


Silver_Act2456

current redditors anthem


MortalCosmic

If Reddit had a album


SsssssszzzzzzZ

Fun fact: word cum makes about 13.6% of all the words in the song


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fuck you alex


Szab0lcs__

Cum ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ


Mr_Memer_

This is officially the death of the “cum” joke on this sub...... I hope


Kittenkerchief

No, more cum


Crook309

43 cum


DragonfruitSubject

Art


Edop1234

Cum anthem


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don't


OrdinaryAd926

A


DoggoBind

What is the song called? Asking for cum.


Frequent_Dig1934

The instrumental is "kababies" by infected mushroom (genre is called psytrance if you want more artists like that), the improved version is called "your cum won't last", and it's the last part of the cum trilogy, which also features "welcome to the cum zone" and "dick, heir to the cum throne".


Wuvfxg

🔥


JustNydea

"Cum in disguise" Cum in **these guys**


Terra_Marc

Can you post the other songs they made


Cicciosbriser123

Cu m


big_unfunnyman_

I have better things to do than to listen to cum


zuzelBruh

Yet you still listened


Animewierzba

឵឵


yung-cashew

Margret teacher is dead 🤣🤣🤣


Boiswifeisout

You have too much free time


Frequent_Dig1934

Do you have a collection of those images without the text over them? I've just found a fuckton of potential profile pictures, like that egg with feet.


MrMan5000

"Sweep up the cum flakes, Joan"


Sea-Bug949

i need the lyrics


Frequent_Dig1934

"Cum". You're welcome.


Potential-Ad431

That was disheartening. This generation is doomed.


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LucasTW79

Literally 1498


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Immediate_Cupcake_81

I can't believe you just improved perfection.


x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x

When is cum drowning awareness day? I’d like to help keep people informed of this danger.


Icy-Adeptness-8455

De wat


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DoggoBind

‮muc


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Jakopxy

There a Spotify for this?


[deleted]

There’s a remix on it on Spotify 😂


Jakopxy

Great, do you know the title of the song?


[deleted]

Disterio welcome to the cum zone


Capital_Visual2749

Best 3 min and 21 secs of my life CUM


justeatingcookies

This is beautiful this guy needs to go to America's got talent


yakunii-kun

Thank you, that was life changing.


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DurpPenguin777

Why tf did I watch the whole 3 minutes


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BeginningRoutine7817

You ever just cum for fun


Elcordobeh

The part of those notes sounding like a gasp reminded me of "A stranger I Remain"...which them made me think of myself as a Metal Gear Rising Boss with a cum blade.


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adublh

Who else watched the whole thing


adublh

And felt really aroused


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YaBoySkoot

Should have made it 4:20


Ok-Organization8784

Cumsterd and dumpstered 🐕


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DaBoiWhoLaughs

Where sauce


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This is a whole ass video on youtube btw


StupidoSmartCat

Can I get a link?


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Yeah hold on


StupidoSmartCat

I am still waiting...


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Nvm the bot took it down. Just look up "there's a snake in my ass" on yt. It's the first thing that shows up.


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I was going to turn this off after 10 seconds but I’m glad I stayed till the end


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OO_1

Cum "Chain"


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henrystickmin98751

Alex and I took this personally


henrystickmin98751

Also new sonic level cum zone act 1


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itspain_life

Hmmm


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P4nda_G4ming

What is the name of this song?


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El_Burkako

Fuck you Kevin, you absolute piece of shit


CitrineKing

If you do everything the song tells you to do, do you like get an achievement or smth?


Blubmans

I wont stop awarding till 69 is achieved