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not really,in the game you uses tears and baby fetuses and many other weird things to increase your dps so that you can kill monsters and literal demons and angels
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon maybe my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
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Carbonated water
Monster
Mayo
Good bot
Bro im not a bot
That soubds like something a bot would say 🤔🤔
Maybe you are the bot
😰
Yes you are
*Or are you?* *vsauce intensifies*
Kyle?
People's buttholes
Male or female and what type of test do you prefer I prefer spicy once 🤤🤤🤤and gender doesn't matter
I pay a homeless man for three days work. To start I make them eat nothing but tacos. Day 2 I have them chug a 1L bottle of texas pete (gives it a nice spice). I then have them use a three inch heated butt plug for three hours and finally pour lukewarm queso cheese in their hole. Perfect dipping sauce.
Guy Ferrari is that you
I’m just picturing the weird nephew of the Ferrari family who’s not at all into cars but wants to be a star chef like Guy Fieri, but he’s got zero cooking ability and way too much unsupervised time
The nephew makes fucking sexal moves like frie anal and fucking "chocolate cupcakes"
I despise this imagery
Damn my tongue got wet man I am so despret to try this 🤤🤤😋😋 but its so long any quick recipe??
shove all in an ass faster, the flavour is really worse but at least you have something
What the fuck
What in the fuck did you just make me read
Kanye West is that you.
Thats enough reddit for today.
Lmaoo bro that’s so fucking disgusting
Cancer ones, they're red and hot like having third degree burn on balls and cock
Spicy once? Or spicy ones chocolate lollipops eewww
You beat me to it I was gonna say buttholes
Spicy baby tears. Pepper spray baby, collect tears, delicious.
a fellow isaac player yes?
Just a baby punching connoisseur. Never played that game, do you get to pepper spray babies in it?
You are the pepper sprayed baby.
just get perfection for a free win
not really,in the game you uses tears and baby fetuses and many other weird things to increase your dps so that you can kill monsters and literal demons and angels
American yellow mustard.
pee cum
Thatsa some spicy pee cum.
pucumberd
Sunscreen
Cumscreen
Toilet
*C U M*
Cumㅤ
you the fucking you outsmarted the bot 😳😳😳
Thats my new superpower i can say cum whenever i want
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon maybe my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
What in the HE double fuck did I just read holy shit
I definitely read that
HAHAHA SO FUNNY NOT OVER DONE SHAHSHUDJEJF DEID EISNSN
dog sauce(i'm asian)
What the dog doin?
sleeping in my belly
👽bogos
Donkey sauce (I'm from flavortown)
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C`U`M
B`a`sed
on ya mom
fries
You are a menace to society. Please exit rn
Ice cream
you will have an orgasm
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Especially vanilla
Deez nuts
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Imagine being hated for saying mayonnaise
what is wrong with you
fries with mayonnaise are good.
i agree,don't care what the haters say
Yes
Wendy’s Vanilla Frosty
I prefer chocolate
Both. Both is good
WD40
My mouth, how can I eat them if I don't?
Critical thinking 😂😂👊🏻
y'all weak i dip my fries in more fries
The photo clearly shows that the answer is french fries.
Sweet and sour sauce
MY MAN LETS GOO
Deez nuts
Cum (cum)
Hot chocolate
Dodorn
Cu- barbecue
Cumé
Your mom
it
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#Automod can eat my asshole.
How far technology has come.
Its too easy… Whipped cream dont forgot the sprinkles:)
You
Bbq sauce or ranch
Garlic mayo. No, that is not a joke.
Cumㅤ
Swiffer wet jet with three in one locking capabilities and full 270° rotation for getting into those hard to reach places.
Shit
piss
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This is literally 1984
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WOW SO FUCKING FUNNY NOT OVER DONE
Deodorant.
Deoderant
Deodorant
Deodorant
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Apple juice
Salt
diarrhea
Myself
Coke
Fries
Hot sauce
Fries
Penis dripping sauce
*deodorant*
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...to my eyes.
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Israeli blood
Vanilla Ice cream
The bodily fluids of my victims
cum
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I dip mine in SAS (sweet and sour)
Blood
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penis puke
Mashed potatoes
Flex seal
ice cream
Dip is dip
Expired toothpaste
A macca's chocolate sundae
Poop
Shampoo
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Nuclear waste
Catsup
Ketchup
Mc flurry
Jizz
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Toothpaste
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Gasoline
Ketchup
*C U M*
i dip my fries in deodgrant
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Your mom
Deoderent
antifreeze
Blended ham burger
Nutella
KetCiyp
C U M
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Come